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Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN 13 : 0857655841
Total Pages : 157 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens So Get Over It written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2012-06-01 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

Shit Happens!

Author : David W Marpole
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1528989309
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (289 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens! written by David W Marpole and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-08-31 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Shit Happens!

Author : Leonard De Melt
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1532062648
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (32 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens! written by Leonard De Melt and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2018-11-17 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The compelling, inspiring and comically subline story of man’s coming-of-age set during the twilight of the isolated wear arctic becoming/adapting the ways of civilization Southern Canada. Leonard De Melt’s unlikely path from nomadic life of followinf the arctic’s caribou herbs to respected, youngest mine manager of canada’s major mine and president of TSX-V listed companies. Shit Happens is a story of a mischievous young boy who grows into a restless young man as he struggles to find himself in a world. The exclusive club where he was never supposed to exist. Breaking into a club where fathers pass the mantle to sons keepout outsiders.

Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author : Summersdale Publishers
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1837991871
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (379 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens So Get Over It written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2023-06-08 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This little book of uplifting and pithy quotes is the ultimate antidote to all the days that couldn't end quickly enough When the shit hits the fan, you don't just need a massive mop. You need some words of wisdom that will keep you going no matter what is thrown your way. You scratched the side of your car: pick up this book. You sent private snaps to your family WhatsApp by mistake: let your tears streak these pages. You delivered a presentation at work with your flies undone and toothpaste on your chin: stiffen that upper lip with every quote you read. By the end of this remarkably astute collection of quotes, you'll have: Enough resilience to make light of the worst scenario Enough willpower to overcome all obstacles And enough quotes under your belt to last you a lifetime! Why waste time wondering if the glass is half full or half empty when you can just get on and drink it!

Shot Happens

Author : Mike Schlappi
Publisher : Mike Schlappi Communications
ISBN 13 : 9781615842476
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Shot Happens written by Mike Schlappi and published by Mike Schlappi Communications. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I did get shot and it is my problem. A bullet fired at point-blank range, slammed into my chest, clipped my lung, narrowly missed my heart and lodged in my spine, paralyzing me from the chest down - and I had to deal with it. I still have to deal with it every day. That is my problem. Now, what is your problem? What do you have to deal with today - or every day? Do you have something lodged in you - maybe not in your spine, but perhaps in your heart or mind - that causes you pain and makes you feel paralyzed one way or another? What position are you taking relative to your problems? In other words, what is your attitude relative to your situation? Technically, that is what attitude is; it is simply a position.

Shit

Author : Interpact Press
Publisher : Interpact Press
ISBN 13 : 9780962870071
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Shit written by Interpact Press and published by Interpact Press. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a few short pages, you will learn how to use shit correctly in all social situations; how to introduce shit to toddlers and school kids; how to build shit into your everyday speech; how to include shit in all forms of writing, including business letters; how to measure shit; and how to make shit work for you and the entire family. More shit than you ever could fit in your brain.

Company Man

Author : Joseph Finder
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429904259
Total Pages : 528 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Company Man written by Joseph Finder and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2006-03-07 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A high octane thrill ride!" - San Francisco Chronicle on Paranoia Joseph Finder's New York Times bestseller Paranoia was hailed by critics as "jet-propelled," the "Page Turner of the Year," and "the archetype of the thriller in its contemporary form." Now Finder returns with Company Man - a heart-stopping thriller about ambition, betrayal, and the price of secrets. Nick Conover is the CEO of a major corporation, a local boy made good, and once the most admired man in a company town. But that was before the layoffs. When a faceless stalker menaces his family, Nick, a single father of two since the recent death of his wife, finds that the gated community they live in is no protection at all. He decides to take action, a tragedy ensues - and immediately his life spirals out of control. At work, Nick begins to uncover a conspiracy against him, involving some of his closest colleagues. He doesn't know who he can trust - including the brilliant, troubled new woman in his life. Meanwhile, his actions are being probed by a homicide detective named Audrey Rhimes, a relentless investigator with a strong sense of morality - and her own, very personal reason for pursuing Nick Conover. With everything he cares about in the balance, Nick discovers strengths he never knew he had. His enemies don't realize how hard he'll fight to save his company. And nobody knows how far he'll go to protect his family. Mesmerizing and psychologically astute, Company Man is Joseph Finder's most compelling and original novel yet.

Shit Happens

Author : Linda O. Fostek
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692465943
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (659 download)

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Download or read book Shit Happens written by Linda O. Fostek and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-13 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disasters affect us all. It doesn't matter if it's a natural disaster that forces your family to evacuate on a moment's notice or your home is flooded or destroyed. It could be a personal disaster like death, divorce, or health. It could even be any number of little things that go wrong in our lives on a daily basis; a flat tire, a broken pipe, or a broken light-switch that can create chaos in your life. Disasters are all around us. How well we are prepared for them influences our ability to get through them. Do you have a disaster plan? If you don't, why not? What's stopping you from creating a plan to protect not only you, but, those you love the most? Do you know where to start? Could you collect your important papers on a moment's notice? Does your family know where to find important papers and information? Do you have a list of computer accounts and passwords for your loved ones if you were no longer here? Shit Happens will guide you step-by-step through the disaster planning process. You will work with your lawyer, accountant, financial planner, insurance agent, and funeral planner. You will gather and assemble all the pieces of your plan in your comprehensive "ICE" (in case of emergency) file and store your information securely. You will prepare for many emergencies by putting together your family disaster kit and checklist. Your family will know where to meet and what to do if separated during an emergency. You will create and share your plan with your loved ones. Planning for life's disasters is empowering. It will provide you with great peace of mind knowing you are prepared and your family will be safe and taken care of. Shit Happens is the blueprint to insure you will not only survive the disaster but you and your family will go on to thrive.

An Irrational Normality

Author : Daniel Dewey
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503529827
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book An Irrational Normality written by Daniel Dewey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How Hot is Heaven? What is it to be Human? These and other questions are pondered in An Irrational Normality. An unusual creative non-fiction memoir not only because it makes living an everyday life in a schizophrenic world a compelling read, but ultimately answers, Who is responsible for What and is What responsible for Who? Armed with the pervasive subjugation of his soul by government authorities and religious institutions with their certainties and choices engraved in tomes and on stones, the author navigates a world overflowing with psychopathic politicians, religious fanatics, and other visionaries from New York States 1st Protestant orphanage to an Iraqi head Bobbing in a septic tank complicating the establishment of an FOB.

. . It Happens!

Author : Edward A. Zanchi
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595259243
Total Pages : 394 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book . . It Happens! written by Edward A. Zanchi and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-12 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mary DeGregorio decides her family should take their first cruise-catapulting them into the vacation from hell. Their humorous adventure begins with a wild bus ride through the streets of New York City, the all to rapid education of young Jennifer, Mary's attempt to save the morals of a priest to make up for the incident with the Pope, and, most of all, eldest son's-B.A.D. and his boys- clash with a group of jewel thieves. The wild cruise culminates in a fierce firefight as 'Horseshit' Harry and his gang attempts their escape with the jewels. This all confirms Al DeGregorio's simple philosophy of life -..it Happens! This is never more evident than when B.A.D. and his boys struggle to escape from the jewel thieves: "Frozen by the headlights like deer, Big Louie and Rosie naked, they were resigned to the failure of their escape. They were dead meat."

True Profit Business

Author : Karen Skidmore
Publisher : Practical Inspiration Publishing
ISBN 13 : 178860086X
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (886 download)

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Download or read book True Profit Business written by Karen Skidmore and published by Practical Inspiration Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-26 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *SHORT-LISTED FOR THE BUSINESS BOOK AWARDS 2020!* We need to change the way we do business. If you’ve decided to go it alone and grow your own business, you’re probably finding it tough to make things work. The pace of life is getting faster, our benchmarks for success ever higher, and thousands of micro-business owners are facing entrepreneurial burnout, trying to cover up their stress and exhaustion with ‘love-my-life’ smiles and filtered images on social media. It’s not just the cashflow that needs fixing: your mental health and well-being are at stake here. If you are ready to make money, make an impact and thrive in the process, True Profit Business gives you a simpler, more connected path to business success: · Clarity – understand what your bigger vision of success looks like and how business growth really works · Structure – get clear on the five Growth Pillars to ensure sustainable growth · Flow – discover when to Lean Back and when to Lean In to enable an effective energy flow between thinking, planning and taking action · Process – discover which of the five True Profit Business Models will enable you to thrive. True Profit Business not only helps you diagnose what’s going wrong for you, it focuses you on your bigger game and shows you the building blocks – the processes and people – you need to turn your expertise and talents into a purposeful, playful and profitable business.

Question Reality: an Investigation of Self-Humans-Environment / PART 1 Global Distribution

Author : Victoria Minnich
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 143572058X
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (357 download)

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Download or read book Question Reality: an Investigation of Self-Humans-Environment / PART 1 Global Distribution written by Victoria Minnich and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Question Reality is an arduous journey of re-organization of the mind of an anorexic, academic female in fight for her own physical and mental survival. In the process, she re-invents the wheel of ecology and science, in consideration of human interactions with the environment. Written in a synergistic, humorous dialogue between two graduate students--Terra the Biogeek and Buz the Geobum--who venture on a fictional road trip up the California Coastline. Part 1 of a two-part edition.

Old Mr. Settle's Guide to Bar Humor

Author : Martin Settle
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 99 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (694 download)

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Download or read book Old Mr. Settle's Guide to Bar Humor written by Martin Settle and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2024-04-15 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old Mr. Settle’s Guide to Bar Humor is a compact compendium of humor found around bars. The author was not only a bartender but a son of two generations of bartenders. His knowledge of jokes, poems, pranks, tricks, and toasts are encyclopedic. Mr. Settle tries to condense his comic knowledge into this volume with humor both old and new, refined and bawdy, and visual and verbal. The bar setting is a place where customers expect to be entertained, and bartenders who can entertain make the best tips. But a tip for the reader of the material in this book is that you, too, can be the center of attention in many places besides bars – parties, dates, coffee klatches, and even business meetings. By a thorough reading and practice of this book’s content, you can lighten up many occasions. What you can expect to find in Old Mr. Settle’s Guide to Bar Humor: • old jokes – old jokes never die; they just get recycled • new jokes – about current politics and social issues • cartoons – designed by the author • visuals – for bar tricks, for physical humor and for bar pranks • bawdy poems – for toasts and for recitation • And much, much more __________________________________________ This book gets better and better in my company. -Jack Daniels Enter into the world of drunkenness without drinking. Thich Cold Duc Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? -WC Fields Some of these jokes are real knockouts. -Mickey Finn Settle has accomplished a zaniness in this book in what usually takes a night of steady drinking. -Tom Collins If you like your humor neat, this book is for you. – Jim Beam Warning: Old Mr. Settle’s Guide to Bar Humor may have humor that is offensive. -P.C. Barnum

Business Basics for Musicians

Author : Bobby Borg
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1538134640
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (381 download)

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Download or read book Business Basics for Musicians written by Bobby Borg and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today, when artists are empowered to take greater control of their careers and earnings, the need for musicians to understand the business of music has never been greater. In a digital age overflowing with confusing and ever-changing information, musicians need trusted business advice from a veteran artist who can break down the basics in language they understand. Written by a professional musician for other musicians, Business Basics for Musicians is the laypersons guide to the music industry. In this must-have manual, music industry veteran Bobby Borg presents vital info in a conversational tone and an easy-to-scan format regarding five vital areas that musicians need to succeed: Career Execution, Business Relationships, Pro Teams, Deals and Dollars, and Future Predictions. Everything from copyrights to record deals, to managers, to merchandising, to doing it yourself is covered. With pro interviews, anecdotes, and review quizzes, Business Basics for Musicians is the complete handbook from start to success. Updates for this edition: Changes in copyright laws Summary of the Music Modernization Act Updates on record, merch, publishing, and live performance deals New trends in sponsorships and partnerships with product brands New interviews with industry professionals, including managers, producers, and agents New stories paralleling current events and industry happenings Updated business resources, industry contacts, and URLs

Corporate Heat

Author : Desiree Holt
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
ISBN 13 : 1839434473
Total Pages : 838 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (394 download)

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Download or read book Corporate Heat written by Desiree Holt and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 838 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FROM AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR DESIREE HOLT Corporate Heat &– the complete box set 1 - Where Danger Hides Taylor's suddenly thrown into the dangers of the corporate world and her only protector is her hot, anonymous one-night stand. 2 - Double Deception No one could tell who was telling the truth... 3 &– Masquerade Hunting a murderer is hot work, in more ways than one. Arroyo is a multinational conglomerate located in San Antonio, Texas, built almost single-handedly by Josiah Gaines. When he unexpectedly leaves it to Taylor Scott, the daughter he never knew he had, the world of Arroyo is turned upside down. Lying beneath the international face the company shows the world is treachery of the worst kind: shocking embezzlement, corporate espionage, international fraud and even murder. So come and see beautiful, powerful people live the high life and transact daring, far-reaching deals—and be careful not to end up with a knife in your back...

The Dictionary of Modern Proverbs

Author :
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 0300136021
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Dictionary of Modern Proverbs written by and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects more than 1,400 English-language proverbs that arose in the 20th and 21st centuries, organized alphabetically by key words and including information on date of origin, history and meaning.

More Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality

Author : Glenn Ellenbogen
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 113506332X
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book More Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality written by Glenn Ellenbogen and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2013-04-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Ellenbogen has surfaced once again to answer the age-old question, "Is psychology dead, or is it just sleeping?" And once again, he has pulled together some of the zaniest, most irreverent articles from his satirical Journal of Polymorphous Perversityr - a magazine that the Wall Street Journal called, "A social scientist's answer to Mad magazine." It just may prove to be the most effective self-help book you ever pick up!More Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality unearths such gems as: What clinicians write down and what they really mean. Politically correct interpersonal relating. Anecdotes to falling asleep during the therapy session. The fine art of appearing to care about patients. How to accomodate the non-living...and much more!