Blonde Bombshell

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Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0748113703
Total Pages : 364 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (481 download)

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Book Synopsis Blonde Bombshell by : Tom Holt

Download or read book Blonde Bombshell written by Tom Holt and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'As you'd expect from Holt, Blonde Bombshell is rife with puns, complicated setups for ridiculous gags, and a riveting story that is completely implausible.' - Booklist 'BLONDE BOMBSHELL is a clever, funny, tirelessly inventive, apocalyptic leg-hump of a book. Tom Holt may be the most imaginative satirist to land on our shores since Douglas Adams' - Christopher Moore A heart-warming tale of Armageddon from one of the funniest, most original voices in comic fiction today . . . The third planet out from the star was blue, with green splodges. Dirt. Oh, the bomb thought. And then its courage, determination and nobility-of-spirit subroutines cut in, overriding everything else, adrenalizing its command functions and bypassing its cyberphrenetic nodes. Here goes, said the bomb to itself. Calibrate navigational pod. Engage primary thrusters. Ready auxiliary drive. It knew, in that moment, that its own doom was near; because it was giving itself orders, and it wasn't putting in any 'the's. That was what you did, apparently, when the moment came. You could also turn on a flashing red beacon and a siren, but mercifully these were optional. Oh #/$+! thought the bomb, and surged on towards Dirt like an avenging angel. Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, BLONDE BOMBSHELL is the science fiction debut from Tom Holt - one of the best-loved comic writers in fantasy fiction. Books by Tom Holt: Walled Orchard Series Goatsong The Walled Orchard J.W. Wells & Co. Series The Portable Door In Your Dreams Earth, Air, Fire and Custard You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps The Better Mousetrap May Contain Traces of Magic Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages YouSpace Series Doughnut When It's A Jar The Outsorcerer's Apprentice The Good, the Bad and the Smug Novels Expecting Someone Taller Who's Afraid of Beowulf Flying Dutch Ye Gods! Overtime Here Comes the Sun Grailblazers Faust Among Equals Odds and Gods Djinn Rummy My Hero Paint your Dragon Open Sesame Wish you Were Here Alexander at World's End Only Human Snow White and the Seven Samurai Olympiad Valhalla Nothing But Blue Skies Falling Sideways Little People Song for Nero Meadowland Barking Blonde Bombshell The Management Style of the Supreme Beings An Orc on the Wild Side

Humorous American Short Stories

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Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 0486316513
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (863 download)

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Book Synopsis Humorous American Short Stories by : Bob Blaisdell

Download or read book Humorous American Short Stories written by Bob Blaisdell and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2013-09-18 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring James Thurber's "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," the basis of the 2013 motion picture, this anthology of 30 entertaining tales includes works by Benjamin Franklin, Harriet Beecher Stowe, O. Henry, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, Langston Hughes, and others.

The Paris Review Book

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Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0312422385
Total Pages : 930 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book The Paris Review Book written by and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-05-03 with total page 930 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To commemorate the 50th anniversary of the venerable "Paris Review" comes a unique anthology based on the themes of modern life.

Grammy Said, “No!”

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Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1664143998
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (641 download)

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Book Synopsis Grammy Said, “No!” by : Lucy Geddes

Download or read book Grammy Said, “No!” written by Lucy Geddes and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-11-22 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmothers always say, “Yes,” to everything, right? Not this Grammy! When asked if pickles and raisins can be added to a peanut butter sandwich, at first Grammy says, “No!” but then she wonders, “Why not? That might be good!” When asked if it’s okay to play outside when it’s raining, Grammy says, “No!” but then agrees it is fun to get wet as long as everyone stays safe. When asked if the swingset can be painted six different colors, Grammy says, “No!” but then decides it might be pretty. In this delightful tale, Grammy soon realizes that sometimes “No!” may not be the best response and sometimes it is the perfect response.

American

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Total Pages : 552 pages
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Download or read book American written by Steven Marcus and published by . This book was released on 1966 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

My Dinosaur Dad

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Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443133345
Total Pages : 27 pages
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Book Synopsis My Dinosaur Dad by : Ruth Paul

Download or read book My Dinosaur Dad written by Ruth Paul and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2014-05 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This dad is spiky. This dad is prickly. This dad is knobbly. This dad is tickly. This dad is gentle. This dad is kind. This dad is best ...because this dad is mine There are all sorts of dads ...but only one is the best Award-winning author/illustrator Ruth Paul explores all kinds of dinosaur dads in this simple text that children will soon be able to delight in reading for themselves.

Goodbye, Columbus

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Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0593685059
Total Pages : 321 pages
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Book Synopsis Goodbye, Columbus by : Philip Roth

Download or read book Goodbye, Columbus written by Philip Roth and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2022-08-31 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER • From a writer of explosive wit, merciless insight, and a fierce compassion—"a masterpiece" (Newsweek) that illuminates the subterranean conflicts between parents and children and friends and neighbors in the American Jewish diaspora. Roth's award-winning first book instantly established its author's reputation. Goodbye, Columbus is the story of Neil Klugman and pretty, spirited Brenda Patimkin, he of poor Newark, she of suburban Short Hills, who meet one summer break and dive into an affair that is as much about social class and suspicion as it is about love. The novella is accompanied by five short stories that range in tone from the iconoclastic to the astonishingly tender.

Sez She

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Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780573633430
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (334 download)

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Book Synopsis Sez She by : Jane Martin

Download or read book Sez She written by Jane Martin and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full Length, Comedy Characters: 5 female Bare stage with chairs Written to be performed by five actresses, this sequel to Jane Martin's last monologue play picks up where VITAL SIGNS left off - in these funnier, stranger days of the 21st century. Reveling in virtues of brevity that include hilarity, surprise and homespun philosophy, these monologues roam the range of contemporary perspective on everything from sexual harassment to sleeping in theaters to the erotic appeals o

Class Talk

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Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1855390612
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (553 download)

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Book Synopsis Class Talk by : Rosemary Sage

Download or read book Class Talk written by Rosemary Sage and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2000-12-13 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How do I know what I think until I've heard myself say it?" >

100 Years of the Best American Short Stories

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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547485859
Total Pages : 753 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (474 download)

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Book Synopsis 100 Years of the Best American Short Stories by : Lorrie Moore

Download or read book 100 Years of the Best American Short Stories written by Lorrie Moore and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2015 with total page 753 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects forty short stories published between 1915 and 2015, from writers that include Ernest Hemingway, John Updike, and Alice Munro that exemplify their era and stand the test of time --

Olga Moves House

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Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 9780192751294
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (512 download)

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Book Synopsis Olga Moves House by : Michael Bond

Download or read book Olga Moves House written by Michael Bond and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2001 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand new book about the mischievous guinea-pig, Olga da Polga. Winter has come to the Sawdust household, and Olga's been moved into a new home, inside the house. She's very excited about this and even manages to get Mrs Sawdust to redecorate her box! Olga enjoys watching the comings and goings in the house and gets up to all kinds of mischief and embarks on many wonderful adventures. * A brand new Olga da Polga book, being published together with reissues the backlist titles. * Best-selling author of 'Paddington Bear' books. This is his first book for some years. * Illustrated throughout with enchanting black and white artwork. * Lively and humorous stories with a wonderful leading character.

Hiding Sunrise

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 055702630X
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis Hiding Sunrise by : Bethany Smith

Download or read book Hiding Sunrise written by Bethany Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-11-16 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Get ready to meet Felicity Dawn Monroe. Because she's ready to meet you."-View back cover for more details.Hiding Sunrise is a collection of journal entries and related sources that share with the reader stories of Depression, self-injury, Eating Disorders, Hospitalizations, High School tribulations, friendship, death, the ups and downs of teenage years, and learning to survive it all. It includes drawings and poetry and even archived conversations to take you deeper into the mind of the person who was living the life enclosed in this book. And it's all one hundred percent real, which makes it even more believable and easy to delve into. Everybody should find something they can relate to.

Literature

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Publisher : Addison-Wesley Educational Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9780673392251
Total Pages : 1512 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (922 download)

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Book Synopsis Literature by : X. J. Kennedy

Download or read book Literature written by X. J. Kennedy and published by Addison-Wesley Educational Publishers. This book was released on 1987 with total page 1512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Medicine Clothes that Look at the People

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Publisher : John Hunt Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1789043964
Total Pages : 121 pages
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Book Synopsis The Medicine Clothes that Look at the People by : Johnny Moses

Download or read book The Medicine Clothes that Look at the People written by Johnny Moses and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2020-07-31 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An ancient epic of the United States Pacific Northwest Coast Samish people, transcribed from a live event delivered by spiritual teacher and healer, Johnny Moses, whose traditional name is Whis.stem.men.knee, 'Walking Medicine Robe'. Johnny, a Tulalip Native American, master storyteller and oral historian, carries the Si.Si.Wiss, 'Sacred Breath, Sacred Life' teachings of his peoples. Here, he shares the story of a woman who wears beautiful Medicine Clothes. The woman wears different kinds of clothes when she visits the many different medicine people she is going to get help from, or those she will help. '…Since the beginning of our culture, the First People (Native Americans) have maintained our tradition of storytelling. This was the primary tool for passing on information, for educating, for teaching the philosophy of our culture, for encouraging memory, for highlighting our humor, for focusing on our most talented historians. Johnny Moses brings to this generation the combined gifts of the best of our ancestors...To my knowledge, Johnny is the only individual gifted to relate these ancient stories. He was selected by his elders to listen and to remember each story and their accompanying songs.' Vi Hilbert, Skagit name: Taq.Se.Blu (Excerpt taken from early, self-published edition, by permission of distributor Bear Song Creations, 2014)

Responding to Literature

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Publisher : McGraw-Hill Humanities, Social Sciences & World Languages
ISBN 13 : 9780767404990
Total Pages : 1312 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)

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Book Synopsis Responding to Literature by : Judith A. Stanford

Download or read book Responding to Literature written by Judith A. Stanford and published by McGraw-Hill Humanities, Social Sciences & World Languages. This book was released on 1999 with total page 1312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This thematically arranged anthology encourages the reader's response to a diverse selection of literature, including the essay. Four introductory chapters illustrate ways of responding to and writing about literature, with numerous examples of student writing. Eight thematic chapters follow, with a balance of new and traditional voices, including less frequently anthologized selections from canon writers as well as many works by women, minorities, and writers from other countries. A final chapter presents three poets for in-depth study: Elizabeth Bishop, Robert Frost, and Langston Hughes; in addition, a 32-page full-color section pairs 16 poems with the works of art that inspired them or vice versa.

The HBJ Anthology of Literature

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Publisher : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich Canada
ISBN 13 : 9780774731294
Total Pages : 1956 pages
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Book Synopsis The HBJ Anthology of Literature by : Rick Bowers

Download or read book The HBJ Anthology of Literature written by Rick Bowers and published by Harcourt Brace Jovanovich Canada. This book was released on 1993 with total page 1956 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Short Story

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ISBN 13 : 9780684130460
Total Pages : 720 pages
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Download or read book The Short Story written by John Chesley Taylor and published by . This book was released on 1973 with total page 720 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: