"Weird" short, stupid poems for smart kids

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Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1662468768
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (624 download)

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Book Synopsis "Weird" short, stupid poems for smart kids by : Andrea daVinci Braun

Download or read book "Weird" short, stupid poems for smart kids written by Andrea daVinci Braun and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-06-17 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I can’t say what inspired me to create “Weird” because I really don’t know. The short, stupid poems simply started appearing on my computer screen, as I sat there musing one day, in my daily daze. More showed up the next day, and still more the day after that... and so forth. Soon after the last poem came to me, the illustrations for them began to emerge on my drawing pad, as I sat doodling at my drafting table. That, in itself, was weird! I can't explain any of it, and therefore, I can take neither the credit nor the blame for it! I must say however, that while in the midst of it all, I was quite entertained, as I hope you will be... enough to take a copy home with you perhaps? In any case, thank you for your interest, and my very best to you! Singer, artist, writer, clown. Builds a set, then tears it down. Paints all kinds of things on walls; In all the rooms, down all the halls. From late at night 'til break of dawn, Her never quiet brain goes on. Who can know what's in her head? She's truly one "weird" bird...'nuff said! - Andrea daVinci Braun

My Silly Friends

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ISBN 13 : 9780972601016
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (1 download)

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Book Synopsis My Silly Friends by : Doris Reichardt

Download or read book My Silly Friends written by Doris Reichardt and published by . This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Armpit of Doom

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Publisher : Purple Room Publishing
ISBN 13 : 098837630X
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (883 download)

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Book Synopsis The Armpit of Doom by : Kenn Nesbitt

Download or read book The Armpit of Doom written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Purple Room Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.

The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs

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Publisher : Ruff Poetry Collection, A
ISBN 13 : 9781953951038
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (51 download)

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Book Synopsis The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs by : J. R. Fitzgerald

Download or read book The Secret Life and Poetry of Cats & Dogs written by J. R. Fitzgerald and published by Ruff Poetry Collection, A. This book was released on 2021-01-24 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A FUNNY DOG INTRODUCTIONPARENTS, TEACHERS, AND ALL READERS WILL ENJOY the simple words and basic rhymes to inspire and entertain beginning readers. DOGS DO MANY INTERESTING, AWKWARD, AND UNUSUAL THINGS: They lick, flip, hang their tongues out and shout, Hooowwwllllllll!!!!! Some dogs jump through fire, hula-hoops and poop, pee, and smile with glee. Others lather their master with luscious wet kisses and furry, spongy hugs of love as doves fly in the park, a lark is singing, couples are bringing picnic baskets. Dogs hover, their lovers, or love her or him without thinking of sin. Some live behind pins, with big fat grins upside-down and around. I HAVE SEEN MANY DOGS, then-now, and probably later. Is that a UFO crater? Some dogs live in incubators like babies-oh yes! Babies. Dogs love babies, mommies and daddies cradle puppies in rollerblade rollers, collars; some dogs bark louder and holler. Many dogs jump, walk over stumps, while others, hump trees, and slobber and sneeze-snotty big puffy dog snot all over the veterinarian's car-lot. THERE GOES ANOTHER BLACK AND WHITE SPOT ON A DALMATIAN at ladder 49, Fireman Station. Look! there goes another dog playing a puppy dog game on a Poopy PlayStation. Whatta' crazy dog congregation, praying for dog food conservation. What? that's whack. I better get back on track. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS HEAVILY POPULATED DOG NATION? Somebody change that cable Dog Station. Some dogs are Cop Dogs and smell drugs, give cops hugs, and other brave dogs, find ticking time bombs. I'd hate that job. I give that dog, PROPS. Wow! OH YES! SOME DOGS LOVE HUNTING FOR BIRDS, unheard in the city, but hound dogs like dazzling ducks and swim in the water like-otters. Other dogs chase sheep and cows, how? Easy, humans train them, tame them, domesticate them, like ten thousand years ago, who knows? Dogs are freakin' amazing. show them how to play poker and they might just go Dog Crazy!!!!THIS COLLECTION SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE'S BOOKSHELF and digital library and a great gift for any special occasion: Holidays, Birthdays, and Graduations.

Something Strange

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Publisher : Outskirts Press
ISBN 13 : 9781432780920
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (89 download)

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Book Synopsis Something Strange by : William Schoff

Download or read book Something Strange written by William Schoff and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life's Experiences from a Pint-Sized Point-of-View! When weekends fall and relatives call My Sundays turns quite bleak. They rave, "He's just the cutest thing?" As they pinch and tweak my cheeks. I squirm in my skin when they start in With their nauseating rants. What I'd like to do is flee the room Or stuff spaghetti down their pants! What's a kid to do when his relatives think he's just the most adorable thing they've ever seen? How would you like to have a sister who bosses you around all the time? Or a neighbor who constantly quotes Shakespeare-badly? And what might you do if you got to make up the rules? These are only a few of the humorous and unusual situations in which our young characters find themselves in the book, Something Strange!; William Schoff's delightful follow-up to his previous book of poems, I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This collection of poems is sure to appeal to kids and adults alike with it's rich vocabulary, outlandish situations, and humorous illustrations. The clever word play and use of puns will especially appeal to older children and adults who will delight at the direct as well as subtle use of humor. Meet Marco the Magnificent, a performing genius who puts his own special twist on familiar and overdone magic tricks; Seamus the Famous, a young detective who longs to work for the FBI; S.P.I.T, a junior team of paranormal investigators; and an ingenious genie who has a way of tricking people out of their wishes. And many, many more! The rich, colorful illustrations which accompany the poems are a creative delight for the eyes. They provide a sense of realism but have a touch of animation. This gives them a fanciful flavor which draws the reader even more deeply into the imagination, innocence, and fantasy world of each poems' character. They also provide an additional dose of humor that goes along well with the text. A wonderful book for independent readers or as a read-aloud book for younger children and parents. Something Strange! is sure to delight the young and the young-at-heart!

Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids

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Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762496223
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Book Synopsis Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids by : Alan Katz

Download or read book Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids written by Alan Katz and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh along with this big-hearted collection of ridiculous stories and playful puns -- perfect for fans of Rob Elliott and Jon Scieska. A collection of twenty outrageously funny short stories for younger middle grade readers, Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids is full of puns, "bad" jokes, and tall tales that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From "snowpeople" falling from the sky to a boy who only communicates through singing, there's a story for every fan of Alan Katz's signature humor.

I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today

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Publisher : Outskirts Press
ISBN 13 : 9781432714925
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (149 download)

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Book Synopsis I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today by : William Schoff

Download or read book I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today written by William Schoff and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2010-10-27 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30 Wacky Rhymes about the Joys and Trials of Childhood A tomboy known as Colleen Fell into the washing machine. It churned and it frothed And washed her all off, Until she was perfectly clean. Colleen was quite irritated, But her parents were simply elated. They now had a way To get her to bathe Even though she gets quite agitated. What happens when a little boy refuses to take a bath-ever? How do you live with a brother who behaves like a caveman? And what happens when a girl tells one too many fibs? They're just some of the goofy, bizarre, and plain old wacky characters you'll meet in I'm Not Feeling Like Myself Today. This hilarious collection of children's poems is guaranteed to appeal to kids and parents alike with its combination of fun rhymes, vocabulary-boosting language, and laugh-out-loud illustrations. The magic lies in the cast of misfits: Meet Billy Brattle, the rich rascal who misbehaves so badly he drives his butler to walk out the door; Colleen, who falls into the washing machine; Lotte Liar, the young girl whose every fib weaves a telltale fabric out of her mouth; and the curious tyke who blows so many bubbles she's carried far, far away. And that's just for starters! Perfect for independent readers or as a read-to-me book for younger children, I'm Not Feeling Myself Today is a storehouse of humor and learning to be enjoyed over and over again.

Just Kidding

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781522841548
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (415 download)

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Book Synopsis Just Kidding by : Martin Pierce

Download or read book Just Kidding written by Martin Pierce and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-12 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book of funny poems will have you laughing out loud. There are rhymes about animals, school, weird monsters - in fact, anything that is unusual, silly or just plain daft. Definitely not a book to be missed by anyone who is under the age of 140 years old with a sense of the absurd.

F E G

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Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316055808
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis F E G by : Robin Hirsch

Download or read book F E G written by Robin Hirsch and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-12-21 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Appealing to word lovers of all ages, "F E G" is a playful collection of 24 original poems in which each individual poem is a puzzle using wordplay. Full color.

I'm Just No Good at Rhyming

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Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316266590
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Book Synopsis I'm Just No Good at Rhyming by : Chris Harris

Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

A Bad Case of the Giggles

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ISBN 13 : 9780881662139
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (621 download)

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Book Synopsis A Bad Case of the Giggles by : Bruce Lansky

Download or read book A Bad Case of the Giggles written by Bruce Lansky and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous poems by such authors as Jack Prelutsky, Shel Silverstein, and other lesser known poets.

Poem Depot

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101620501
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis Poem Depot by : Douglas Florian

Download or read book Poem Depot written by Douglas Florian and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-02-20 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the vein of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky, this illustrated book of humorous poems will guarantee giggles Artist, poet, and award-winning author Douglas Florian successfully captures the comedy of kids’ everyday lives with this jam-packed volume of 170 nonsense poems. Meander through the different aisles—such as “Jests & Jives” or “Tons of Puns”—to find everything from laugh-out-loud limericks to frenetic free verse. With Florian’s eccentric wit and off-the-wall drawings, this one-stop funny poetry shop is perfect for fans of Where the Sidewalk Ends.

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

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Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1476768501
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Kids Pick The Funniest Poems written by and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better.

The Biggest Burp Ever

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781500802011
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (2 download)

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Book Synopsis The Biggest Burp Ever by : Kenn Nesbitt

Download or read book The Biggest Burp Ever written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.Take a deep breath. Hold on tight. Fasten your seat belt! The Biggest Burp Ever is another epic romp of rib-tickling rhyme on the endless roller coaster ride known as Kenn's prolific pen! --Charles Ghigna - Father Goose(R)Kenn Nesbitt has an amazing power: He's a poet whose punchlines aim straight for the funny bone and rarely, if ever, miss. Here, in this brand-new collection, the Master of the Looney-verse pays another welcome visit to planet Mirth, delivering a pun-packed pummeling that is guaranteed to leave young readers everywhere reeling with joy. - Graham Denton, children's poet and anthologistThe Biggest Burp Ever by Kenn Nesbitt dials up the silly factor to 11. With a verbal palette as bright as childhood itself, the Children's Poet Laureate covers topics from Xboxes to pizzas to pets and delivers a chuckle on every one. Fair warning: Upon reading one of his punchlines, I had milk coming out of my nose, and I hadn't even drunk any. --Brian P. Cleary, author of the Words are CATegorical series

Shimmer

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ISBN 13 : 9781946101310
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (13 download)

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Book Synopsis Shimmer by : Raven Howell

Download or read book Shimmer written by Raven Howell and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For a child, the time between sundown and sunup can be an enchanting world of mystery and fun, a time when fairies dance, night creatures creak and hum, and stars reign over all. What are a child's thoughts when he or she hears the evening's first cricket, has a sleepover with friends, or looks up at the stars and wonders, "What's up there?"

My Dog Likes to Disco

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Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (569 download)

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Book Synopsis My Dog Likes to Disco by : Kenn Nesbitt

Download or read book My Dog Likes to Disco written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-06 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My dog likes to disco on TikTok for fun. He'd rather start dancing than go for a run... Former Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt, possibly the funniest poet ever to wield a pen, is back with more of the impossible poems, outrageous rhymes, and absurd wordplay that kids can't stop reading. My Dog Likes to Disco unleashes seventy new poems about disco-dancing dogs, invisible kids, misbehaving phones, preposterous people, and much, much more. From the creator of the world's most popular poetry website for children, poetry4kids.com, My Dog Likes to Disco includes many of the most popular poems Kenn Nesbitt has ever written, including "I Made a Meme this Morning," "My Flat Cat," and "Our Dog's Name is Roomba." Reviews Irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular children's poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. (J. Patrick Lewis, US Children's Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library) Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems A funny one I think. And though it's colored black and white Watch it tickle you PINK! (Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings) Kenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems) Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious--yet oddly contemplative--wisdom of a child pondering the world. (Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature)

Funny Little Poems For Funny Little People

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Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 9780689024542
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (245 download)

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Book Synopsis Funny Little Poems For Funny Little People by : Bruce Lansky

Download or read book Funny Little Poems For Funny Little People written by Bruce Lansky and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short, humorous poems.