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Book Synopsis Totally Gross Jokes by : Julius Alvin
Download or read book Totally Gross Jokes written by Julius Alvin and published by . This book was released on 1987 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Even Bigger Book of Gross Jokes by : Julius Alvin
Download or read book The Even Bigger Book of Gross Jokes written by Julius Alvin and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2000 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of the bestselling "Gross Jokes" books will find hundreds of sidesplitters in this collection of something to offend everyone. Julius Alvin is the pseudonym of a former standup comedian turned author.
Download or read book Fresh Gross Jokes written by Julius Alvin and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 1989-04 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh off the presses comes Fresh Gross Jokes, a hysterical compilation of totally tasteless and side-splitting sickies that will have you laughing all the way to the bank! A super-selling collection of raunchy rib-ticklers by a master of mirth.
Download or read book Seriously Sick Jokes written by and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2009-07-14 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treasury of irreverent, politically incorrect, and wholly distasteful jokes represents top-selected submissions to the b3ta.com Web site, in a volume that is complemented by equally biting illustrations. Original.
Download or read book 1001 Cool Jokes written by Glen Singleton and published by hinkler. This book was released on 2013-06-01 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book by : Unearthed Books
Download or read book The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book written by Unearthed Books and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-05-01 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sick, twisted and totally wrong. The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book is 100% all new jokes for 2011! The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book has everything and then some. Celebrities, Government Officials, Corporations, no one is safe from this outrageous parody of grotesqueness that is strewn thru the pages of this hilarious book. It has everything inside you could ever need when dealing with a dead baby. It has survival tactics, recipes, sex tips, storing tips, eating tips and last but not least, what to do when the police find you with a dead baby! Everything and anything you could possibly think of to do with a dead baby is in the pages of this book. It answers all of the deep questions below and then some! How many dead babies do you need to throw at a bear to keep it from attacking you? What's the perfect time to serve dead baby to your family? How many dead babies can you give to your lover on Valentines Day? When is the Government going to finish their cybernetic dead baby robot fighting competition and will it save the economy? What's the exchange rate for different dead babies in different countries? Which celebrities used dead babies for inspiration? How many dead babies helped write the Declaration of Independence? What did Albert Einstein do with a dead baby? Everything you ever wondered and needed to know about Dead Babies is answered in this book. This is is the guide you need. This is... The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book!
Download or read book Secretly Inside written by Hans Warren and published by Terrace Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 584 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 by : Carole P. Roman
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Book Synopsis Truly Tasteless Jokes by : Blanche Knott
Download or read book Truly Tasteless Jokes written by Blanche Knott and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1985-05-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original is back. TRULY TASTELESS JOKES took America by storm and made it laugh at itself. It's all in here, disgusting, repulsive, cruel, and just plain tasteless jokes and stories that will make you smile, laugh, or groan--and love every minute of it.
Download or read book Gross Jokes written by Julius Alvin and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 1983 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : May Roche
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Book Synopsis Stinky Pete's Big Book Of Poop, Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7-9; Tongue Twisters, Would You Rather And More by : Activity Trick
Download or read book Stinky Pete's Big Book Of Poop, Fart And Burp Jokes For Kids 7-9; Tongue Twisters, Would You Rather And More written by Activity Trick and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-20 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky Pete Is Back! And His Newest Book Is The Grossest One Yet! With Pages and Pages of Poop-tastic Pooh Jokes Pete's Newest Joke Collection Will Make You Say "Ewwwww"! But The Fart-errific Fun Doesn't Stop There! Pete's Big Book Of Poop Also Includes Gag-Worthy Would You Rather Questions And Totally Gross Tongue Twisters!! This Is One Potty Book That Older Kids Will Love! Aspiring Comedians Will Get Hours Of Stinky Fun From This Kids Joke Book! So, Scoop Up Your Copy Today! This Pooh Joke Book Is a Real Gas!!
Download or read book Lowering the Bar written by Marc Galanter and published by Univ of Wisconsin Press. This book was released on 2006-10-10 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Book Synopsis The Everything Kids' Gross Jokes Book by : Aileen Weintraub
Download or read book The Everything Kids' Gross Jokes Book written by Aileen Weintraub and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guaranteed to make you gag! If you're up for some side-splitting and stomach-churning laughs, grab The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book as fast as you can! It's packed with hundreds of one-liners and knock-knocks to make you turn green! Make your way through sick sections such as: The Gross-Store There's Grime in My Slime! Everybody Oozes Who Among Us Is a Fungus? Dead Fly Pie Chock full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book scores a perfect 10 on the Gross-o-meter! Knock Knock Who's there Consumption Consumption who? Consumption be done about the foul odor in here? Why did the bacteria cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why was the cross-eyed teacher so upset? He couldn't control his pupils.
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes by : E. Henry Thripshaw
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes written by E. Henry Thripshaw and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2010-09-30 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
Book Synopsis It's Kind of a Funny Story by : Ned Vizzini
Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.