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Bad Baby Names

Author : Michael Sherrod
Publisher : Ancestry.com
ISBN 13 : 9781593313142
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Bad Baby Names written by Michael Sherrod and published by Ancestry.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.

Unfortunate Baby Names

Author : Uncas Slattery
Publisher : Morgan Foundation Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9781885679086
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Unfortunate Baby Names written by Uncas Slattery and published by Morgan Foundation Publishers. This book was released on 2000 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Seriously Bad Baby Names

Author : Chris Okum
Publisher : Blue Q Books
ISBN 13 : 9781601671653
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (716 download)

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Download or read book Seriously Bad Baby Names written by Chris Okum and published by Blue Q Books. This book was released on 2008-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

40,001 Best Baby Names

Author : Diane Stafford
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781402201035
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book 40,001 Best Baby Names written by Diane Stafford and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For parents interested in infinite possibilities, this is the most complete and up-to-date baby-naming book on the market.

Cool Names

Author : Pamela Redmond Satran
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312304393
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book Cool Names written by Pamela Redmond Satran and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-08-07 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This definitive guide offers the up-to-the-minute word on what's hot and what's not from "the arbiters of hip baby names" ("The Wall Street Journal"). 2-color throughout. 76 p.

The Worst Baby Name Book Ever

Author : David Narter
Publisher : Cumberland House Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781581824568
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Baby Name Book Ever written by David Narter and published by Cumberland House Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Choosing a name for your baby doesn't have to be stressful. It can be fun, or at least funny, when you turn to this tongue-in-cheek guide for advice. This comprehensive guide to baby names is about what not to name your baby. As such, it offers a little comic relief from the baby name dilemma and reminds you that whatever name you choose, someone will find humor in it.

The Terrible Meanings of Names

Author : Justin Cord Hayes
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440552568
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Terrible Meanings of Names written by Justin Cord Hayes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bizarre meanings behind everyday names! Did you know that Jacobs tend to cheat in school, Marys have nasty attitudes, and Catherines like to cause pain? If our names are meant to represent our character, then these kids have quite a number of unsavory traits, according to their moniker's definition. The same is true for many of today's common names. From Andrea (strong and manly) and Douglas (black water) to Hayden (heathen) and Trent (invader, trespasser), these people have been granted a life of misery, ugliness, mischief, and confusion simply by being referred to by their name. The Terrible Meanings of Names reveals the strange (and sometimes insulting) meanings behind the names you hear every day. Filled with hundreds of unfortunate definitions and backstories, you'll uncover the surprising origins and definitions of all your friends' names.

10,000 Baby Names

Author : Holly Ivins
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1905410735
Total Pages : 671 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (54 download)

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Download or read book 10,000 Baby Names written by Holly Ivins and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-06-01 with total page 671 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So you're expecting a baby - congratulations! Now comes one of the most enjoyable, yet difficult, decisions you'll have to make as new parents: choosing a name for your baby. We guide you through what you need to consider when making this important decision, as well as a generous helping of funny and unfortunate real names, so you know what NOT to name your baby. If your surname is WHITE don't call your child ISLA; Check that your baby's initials don't spell GBH or RAT; What are the top 10 boys and girls names? With over 10,000 names, their origin and meaning, we'll provide the inspiration and advice you need to make a choice you and your baby are happy with for life.

Frou-Frou, Frisby & Brick

Author : Russell Ash
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 1472221958
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (722 download)

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Download or read book Frou-Frou, Frisby & Brick written by Russell Ash and published by Headline. This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frou-Frou Mallett Extravaganza Tomkyns-Grafton Maniac Keene Reckless Baker If there's one thing guaranteed to make a child shrink into their seat during registration - it's a stupid name. Unfortunately for kids across the world, parents keeping making crimes against nomenclature. Fortunately for us, Russell Ash keeps collecting them. The perfect gift book for expectant parents, FROU-FROU, FRISBY & BRICK is a helpful guide to the sorts of names, or name combinations, to avoid at all costs.

The Distance Between Lost and Found

Author : Kathryn Holmes
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062317288
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)

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Download or read book The Distance Between Lost and Found written by Kathryn Holmes and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2015-02-17 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blending elements of Laurie Halse Anderson’s Speak and Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet, this gripping story from Kathryn Holmes was deemed “a page turner” by author Richard Peck and “an intense story of survival” by ALA Booklist in its starred review. Sophomore Hallie Calhoun has just endured the most excruciating six months of her life. Once the rumors about her and the preacher’s son, Luke, made their way around school, her friends abandoned her, and as a result, Hallie has completely withdrawn. Now on a hiking trip in the Smoky Mountains with the same people who have relentlessly taunted her, Hallie is pushed to her limit. Then Hallie, outgoing newcomer Rachel, and Jonah—Hallie’s former friend—get separated from the rest of the group. As days go by without rescue, their struggle for survival turns deadly. Stranded in the wilderness, the three have no choice but to trust one another in order to stay alive…and for Hallie, that means opening up about what really happened that night with Luke. From the catty atmosphere of high school to the unpredictable terrain of the mountains, this novel is a poignant, raw journey about finding yourself after having been lost for so long.

Ask Me His Name

Author : Elle Wright
Publisher : Kings Road Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1788700333
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (887 download)

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Download or read book Ask Me His Name written by Elle Wright and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2018-09-06 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Sunday Times Bestseller 'A beautiful book' Giovanna Fletcher 'Will stay with you long after you have put it down' Jools Oliver 'Bold, compelling... will blow you away' Marina Fogle 'Heartbreaking... such an important read' Sarah Turner (The Unmumsy Mum) *********************************************** What do you do when the unthinkable happens? Elle Wright had an admittedly easy pregnancy, and in May 2016 she and her husband welcomed their son, Teddy, into the world. Just a few hours later, they woke to find him cold and unresponsive, and the happiest day of Elle's life had turned into every parent's worst nightmare. Three days after delivering him into the world, she sat with Teddy as he took his last breaths, and tucked him in for the final time. Ask Me His Name is a moving account of Elle's pregnancy, Teddy's life, and what happens when a mother leaves hospital with empty arms. In the UK, 1 in 4 pregnancies end in loss, but conversations about the heartbreakingly frequent experience are few and far between. In this honest and hopeful exploration of mothering, Elle shows us how she navigated a parenthood no one had prepared her for. * A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this book will be donated to Tommy's charity. Reg. (1060508) *

The Last Word on First Names

Author : Linda Rosenkrantz
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312961060
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book The Last Word on First Names written by Linda Rosenkrantz and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1997-06-15 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Beyond Jennifer & Jason, the bestseller that revolutionized baby naming, offer the last word on the perfect first name. Hope is hot, Hortense is not-- at last, here's what parents really need to know before naming a baby. For years you knew what to expect from a baby-name book: a long, dull list of names with their dictionary definitions. All that changed with Beyond Jennifer & Jason-- the groundbreaking book on styles and trends in baby names that has been called "the best baby-naming book ever written" (The News Journal). Now Rosenkrantz and Satran return with an all-new baby-name guide that is destined to become a classic. Like other books, it's packed with entries on girls' and boys' names from A to Z, but no one else gives you the inside story on names: why the world has all the Ashleys it needs, why everyone loves Emily, and why you should or should not call your son Ishmael. Drawing on sources as diverse as ancient myths, current TV series, the Bible, and world literature, The Last Word on First Names is a readable, witty, and illuminating guide to the real-world meaning of Miranda, Max, and thousands of other names from Abigail to Zelig. No one should name a baby without this book.

Think Like a Baby

Author : Amber Ankowski
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 1613730667
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book Think Like a Baby written by Amber Ankowski and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2015-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Raising a baby is joyful, amazing . . . and ridiculously difficult. But with some insight into what's actually going on inside your little one's head, your job as a parent can become a little bit easier—and a lot more fun. In Think Like a Baby, coauthors Amber and Andy Ankowski—The Doctor and the Dad—show parents how to re-create classic child development experiments using common household items. These simple step-by-step experiments apply from the third trimester through age seven and beyond and help parents understand their children's physical, cognitive, language, and social development. Amazed parents won't just read about how their kids are behaving, changing, and thinking at various stages, they'll actually see it for themselves while interacting and having fun with them at the same time. Each experiment is followed by a discussion of its practical implications for parents, such as why to always bring more than one toy to a restaurant, which baby gadgets to buy (and which ones to avoid), how to get kids to be perfectly happy eating just half of their dessert, and much more.

The Bear's Song

Author : Benjamin Chaud
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452129479
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book The Bear's Song written by Benjamin Chaud and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Papa Bear wakes up to find his son missing, and his search leads him to an opera house and a command performance.

The Name of this Book Is Secret

Author : Pseudonymous Bosch
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316039926
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book The Name of this Book Is Secret written by Pseudonymous Bosch and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-09-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the series that's sold more than 2 million copies--if you dare! Warning: this description has not been authorized by Pseudonymous Bosch. As much as he'd love to sing the praises of his book (he is very vain), he wouldn't want you to hear about his brave 11-year old heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest. Or about how a mysterious box of vials, the Symphony of Smells, sends them on the trail of a magician who has vanished under strange (and stinky) circumstances. And he certainly wouldn't want you to know about the hair-raising adventures that follow and the nefarious villains they face. You see, not only is the name of this book secret, the story inside is, too. For it concerns a secret. A Big Secret.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Author : Judith Viorst
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416985956
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day written by Judith Viorst and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.

The Underneath

Author : Kathi Appelt
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416998586
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book The Underneath written by Kathi Appelt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-24 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is nothing lonelier than a cat who has been loved, at least for a while, and then abandoned on the side of the road. A calico cat, about to have kittens, hears the lonely howl of a chained-up hound deep in the backwaters of the bayou. She dares to find him in the forest, and the hound dares to befriend this cat, this feline, this creature he is supposed to hate. They are an unlikely pair, about to become an unlikely family. Ranger urges the cat to hide underneath the porch, to raise her kittens there because Gar-Face, the man living inside the house, will surely use them as alligator bait should he find them. But they are safe in the Underneath...as long as they stay in the Underneath. Kittens, however, are notoriously curious creatures. And one kitten’s one moment of curiosity sets off a chain of events that is astonishing, remarkable, and enormous in its meaning. For everyone who loves Sounder, Shiloh, and The Yearling, for everyone who loves the haunting beauty of writers such as Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, Flannery O’Connor, and Carson McCullers, Kathi Appelt spins a harrowing yet keenly sweet tale about the power of love—and its opposite, hate—the fragility of happiness and the importance of making good on your promises.