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Book Synopsis Unforgettable Senior Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book Unforgettable Senior Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old age catches up with us all, and when the inevitable senior moments begin to set in, there is nothing to be done but have a good old laugh about them. Unforgettable Senior Jokes is a fantastic collection of the very best 'senior' jokes, put down on paper so that even the most senile minds can't forget them. Filled with hundreds of unforgettable punch lines and witticisms about growing old, across such hilarious and humiliating subjects as hair loss, wrinkles, and many more of the obstacles old age throws at us all, this book is perfect for anyone beginning to feel their age. Charmingly entertaining, it celebrates the funny side of growing older, allowing readers to laugh off their forgetfulness, fading physique and new penchant for the afternoon nap, and have them smiling at seniordom and all it entails.
Book Synopsis Joke Book for Seniors by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Joke Book for Seniors written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book for seniors and elderly is perfect for older adults, parents and grandparents. With over 350 jokes, there will be jokes for all humors and hours of laughter for everyone. This funny jokes book is the perfect birthday present or gift for any occasion. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes by : Tal D. Bonham
Download or read book The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes written by Tal D. Bonham and published by B&H Publishing Group. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For speakers, preachers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh, this series is a treasure! All jokes are conveniently listed by subject for quick reference and preparation on the run.
Book Synopsis The Fountain of Humor for Seniors by : Richard G. Lazar, PhD
Download or read book The Fountain of Humor for Seniors written by Richard G. Lazar, PhD and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2012-07-06 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fountain of Humor for Seniors available as an eBook and in Audio files is a collection of jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50]. These jokes can be read and listened to by the senior him- or herself or read and/or played to them by the people who live, work or love them. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most seniors laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humora?[ for seniors. It is a supply of funny jokes and stories that really helps, for a while, to reduce the depression about aging, the loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility. Our jokes and stories are provided through our unique process of selection, customization and cleansing by our "Joke-Jury." This combined publication of text and audio has been designed so that: A blind or partially blind person can hear the jokes and laugh. A deaf or partially deaf person can see the jokes and laugh. A healthy person can see and hear the jokes and laugh. Even the dying find something to laugh about for a moment in time and will ask for more jokes. My father-in-law, terminally ill with cancer, called often in his last year asking my wife and me to read a joke or two to him. Hearing him laugh from miles away also opened the door to comforting conversation and made it easier for all of us. This is mighty important for all of us. An 85-year-old, losing her mental capacities, repeatedly asked for our jokes to be read to her. It comforted her right up to her passing. A professional woman purchased the set for "signing" to groups of deaf people. She works with them as the audio version plays the jokes for her. Instructions are provided on how to read them to diverse senior audiences in institutional settings or families or to their friends. We believe that the elderly, infirmed, families or just two people enjoy the togetherness and communal feeling that laughter brings. People love having jokes read to them. That "legitimizes" laughing out loud. Everyone wants to laugh, whether they are kids age 1 or 100.
Book Synopsis 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly by : Christian Stahl
Download or read book 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly written by Christian Stahl and published by Midealuck Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-06 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some say laughter is the best medicine against ageism. Many elderlies tend to view nursing homes as a boring and stressful environment. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone. Humorous stories and anecdotes can help you relax and manage stress while boosting your immune system and releasing endorphins. How this book can help you. These 100 humorous tales, essays and anecdotes include a grand variety of feel-good subjects, like humorous short novels based on a true story, wedding anniversary humor, humorous anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and a whole collection of essays and good-hearted jokes about the elderly. This collection of short stories, anecdotes and jokes aim to make you happy and laugh out loud. All 100 humorous stories and essays are told in a simple, humorous style, they are fun and engaging at the same time, making this book the perfect present for a beloved senior in your life.
Book Synopsis The Book of Senior Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Book of Senior Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-07-31 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ageing is one of those unavoidable facts of life, and what more can you do about it than laugh (admittedly, slightly defensively)? Just why fading physical and mental faculties should be so funny is something of a mystery, but they are and with The Book of Senior Jokes you can laugh off your forgetfulness, fading physique and new penchant for the afternoon nap. This book - and do, please, try to remember to pay for it - is a collection of the very best 'senior' jokes, perfect for anyone feeling their age, no matter how old they may be, that will help them celebrate all that is positive - and positively hilarious - about growing older.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Senior Moments by : Bennett Melville
Download or read book The Big Book of Senior Moments written by Bennett Melville and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!
Book Synopsis Jokes For Elderly The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles by : Charlie Jacobs
Download or read book Jokes For Elderly The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles written by Charlie Jacobs and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-05-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a way to bring some laughter and joy to the elderly in your life? Look no further than "The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles", the ultimate joke book specifically designed for seniors. As we age, our lives change in many ways. We retire from work, our bodies may not function as well as they used to, and we may find ourselves facing new challenges. But one thing that remains constant is the importance of laughter. Laughter is a powerful tool that can improve our physical and emotional health, reduce stress, and even help us live longer. This carefully curated collection of jokes will have your loved ones in stitches, reminding them that no matter their age, laughter is always the best medicine. From classic one-liners to amusing stories, each joke has been selected with the elderly in mind, ensuring that they are relatable, relevant, and most importantly, hilarious. Whether you're looking for a gift for your grandparents, a way to lighten the mood at a retirement home, or just want to add some humor to your own golden years, "The Punch Line Is In The Wrinkles" is the perfect choice. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through life's golden moments with this must-have joke book for the elderly. Grab a copy now to share the gift of laughter with your loved ones.
Book Synopsis 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by : Tom Friedman
Download or read book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
Book Synopsis My Phone Was in the Fridge by : Media A F
Download or read book My Phone Was in the Fridge written by Media A F and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-07 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remember when your parents would say they were having a "senior moment" when they couldn't find their keys? As it turns out, you don't have to be a senior to do this. Living in an age of multi-tasking has apparently fried our brains to the point where people in their twenties are looking for their phone....while they are on the phone. This is a collection of "senior moments" experienced by people of all ages. Hopefully they will make you laugh and feel better about how you're doing in life. When you're done reading them, we've also provided you with some space to make your own collection, either of your own moments or those of friends and relatives. Keep this book and refer back to it for years to come!
Book Synopsis Best Old Folks Jokes and Funny Stories Ever by : Midealuck Publishing
Download or read book Best Old Folks Jokes and Funny Stories Ever written by Midealuck Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2023-11-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr. Jones, you're in great shape," said the doctor. "How do you do it?" "Well," said Mr. Jones, "I don't drink, I don't smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me." Concerned, the doctor finds Mrs. Jones in the waiting room and tells her what her husband said. "I don't think that's anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who's been peeing into the fridge at night." Good stories and funny jokes never go away. However, times have changed, and when someone smiles at you, it doesn't have to be pity, but it probably is. Why not march towards the sunset, and have a little fun along the way, whether it's with grandma in bed (pun intended) or with a funny book. The Doctor said a lot of nonsense, but he was probably right in saying that laughter is the best medicine. So why not chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older, a little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.
Book Synopsis 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments by : Tom Friedman
Download or read book 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
Book Synopsis Jokes For Retirees and Seniors by : Bohdan D. Shandor
Download or read book Jokes For Retirees and Seniors written by Bohdan D. Shandor and published by . This book was released on 2022-03 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderfully Hilarious Joke Book for your parents, grandparents, friends and colleagues. You'll want to read these jokes again and again! "Jokes for Retirees and Seniors (That You May Not Want To Tell The Boss) is a fantastic retirement or birthday gift with humor that will last a lifetime. Retirement is very much a "good news-bad news" event in one's life. The "good news" is that you're retiring - the "bad news" is that you're retiring. How the story of retirement unfolds depends on how each individual person looks at retirement. We at DOWNSIDE UP(TM) think retirement is a positive event because it is the beginning of a new chapter in one's life that has yet to be written and YOU are the one writing the book, screenplay or narrative - whichever metaphor you prefer. At DOWNSIDE UP (TM) we believe that no matter what the lifetime event is, the glass is always full-- frankly, we don't even know what an empty glass looks like! One reason for this view is the overwhelming importance of laughter. How one views life is very much a question of perception; and, humor and laughter can and do affect perception in a very positive way. This is in fact the reason why DOWNSIDE UP(TM) was formed as a publishing firm specializing in Joke Books, as well as novelty and specialty books. We may not be able to alter or change anyone's life directly, but we can certainly help the journey be more fun with humor and laughter. Remember, as our company's mascot and logo, Tezzy the Turtle, (TM) says: Have Fun and Enjoy Life. (TM)
Book Synopsis The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes by : Jacob Maxwell
Download or read book The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes written by Jacob Maxwell and published by . This book was released on 2022-08-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Memorable Senior Moments by : Jerry M Orbos Svd
Download or read book Memorable Senior Moments written by Jerry M Orbos Svd and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of funny anecdotes, touching and meaningful stories, and reflections about growing old. Let us delight in the humor that the elderly bring to us, treasure the values and lessons they teach us, and be truly edified and inspired by their lives. -- Fr Jerry Orbos SVD
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Senior Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Little Book of Senior Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Michael O'Mara. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ageing is one of those unavoidable facts of life, so it's best just to see the funny side of it. So as your physical attributes head southwards and your mental attributes head for the hills, reach for the The Little Book of Senior Jokes, which provides you with the perfect way to laugh off any of the obstacles old age throws at you.
Book Synopsis Texting for Seniors by : Creative Juices Publishing
Download or read book Texting for Seniors written by Creative Juices Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Sarcastic Gift Notebook For Senior Citizens. 6x9 lined journal
