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The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers

Author : Texas Pet Company
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers written by Texas Pet Company and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-01-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unleash the Laughter with "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers"! Welcome to the ultimate canine comedy show, where tails wag and laughter is the best medicine! Introducing our side-splitting sensation, "The Ultimate Joke Book For Dog Lovers" - the paw-fect remedy for dog lovers and anyone in need of a hearty chuckle! What's Inside: Prepare yourself for a dog-gone good time as this rib-tickling collection of jokes, puns, and hilarious anecdotes takes you on a whimsical journey through the wacky world of woofs and witticisms. From bark-out-loud puns to tail-wagging punchlines, our furry friends are here to prove that laughter truly is the best medicine - especially when served with a side of slobbery kisses. 102 jokes about dogs that are paw-sitively hilarious! Why Fetch this Book: Tail-Wagger Approved: Tested on the most discerning critics - our four-legged friends. The verdict? Paws up for endless giggles! Instant Mood Boost: Feeling ruff? Dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and let the joy wash over you like a happy puppy wave. Puptastic Gift Idea: The paw-fect present for dog lovers, humor enthusiasts, or anyone in need of a pick-me-up. It's a treat for the soul and a feast for the funny bone! Warning: Be prepared for uncontrollable laughter, occasional snorts, and maybe even a belly rub or two. May cause happiness overload and a sudden desire to adopt every furry friend in sight. Don't let the opportunity slip through your paws - grab your copy now and embark on a laughter-filled journey that's guaranteed to leave you howling for more! It's not just a book; it's tail-wagging entertainment!

Ultimate Pet Lovers Joke Book

Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 9780553283433
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (834 download)

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Download or read book Ultimate Pet Lovers Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1990 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Official Cat Lovers-Dog Lovers Joke Book

Author : L Wilde
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 9781558170339
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (73 download)

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Book Synopsis Official Cat Lovers-Dog Lovers Joke Book by : L Wilde

Download or read book Official Cat Lovers-Dog Lovers Joke Book written by L Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1988-09 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781469918945
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (189 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dog lover jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dog lover joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dog lover jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dog lovers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dog lover and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dog lover brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dog lover who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dog lovers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Pug Jokes

Author : Momo Pug
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781533640918
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (49 download)

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Download or read book Pug Jokes written by Momo Pug and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

A Dog Walks Into a Bar

Author : Joanne O'Sullivan
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 9781600591549
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (915 download)

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Download or read book A Dog Walks Into a Bar written by Joanne O'Sullivan and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.

The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book

Author : Frannie D. Frenchie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781979655798
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (557 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book written by Frannie D. Frenchie and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-11 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do French Bulldogs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Frenchies run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Ultimate French Bulldog Joke Book is a super funny collection of Frenchie jokes just for kids. The jokes are accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any French Bulldog lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Frenchie lover? Did you just get a Frenchie Puppy and want to reward their training with some amazing Frenchie jokes? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT French bulldogs! "Funniest book about Frenchies! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Frenchie Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Frenchie book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends, kids, and family. It's the perfect funny present for French Bulldog lovers, Frenchie Puppy enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Frenchie joke book is over! This Ultimate French Bulldog joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your puppy rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Frenchies to others! Here's why The Frenchie Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about French Bulldogs * Excellent unusual gift for any Frenchie lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

The Awesome Book of Dog Humor

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736925171
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book The Awesome Book of Dog Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.

Pug Joke Book

Author : Momo Pug
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537061603
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (616 download)

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Download or read book Pug Joke Book written by Momo Pug and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-13 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! Why do Pugs run in circles? 'Cause it's too hard to run in squares! The Pug Joke Book is a super funny collection of Pug jokes accompanied by beautifully illustrated color artwork. This is the perfect novelty gift for any Pug lover! Want an unusual or weird gift for that special Pug lover? This is the book for you! The only book FOR and ABOUT Pug dogs! "Funniest book about pugs! EVER!" - Peter M. "Best Pug Gift!" - Jane D. Readers will have a blast with this Pug book filled with clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect funny present for Pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for dog humor at its very best. Your search for the best Pug book of jokes is over! This Pug joke book is guaranteed to have you, and your dog rolling on the floor begging for more! So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience or give this funny gift of Pugs to others! Here's why The Pug Joke Book is the best kind of joke book: - Funny Jokes about Pugs - Excellent unusual gift for any Pug lover - Cute and colorful illustrations - Hours of fun and entertainment - Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!

The Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Wayne Brindle
Publisher : Bookbaby
ISBN 13 : 9781543988772
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (887 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

Infinitum

Author : Tim Fielder
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063067889
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book Infinitum written by Tim Fielder and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Afrofuturism, a movement that began in the Black community during the early 20th Century as an escape from racial hostility, economic turmoil, and aggressive policing, is enjoying a renaissance witnessed by the record-breaking success of creative projects, including the Oscar-winning Marvel Studios film, Black Panther; Regina King’s Emmy-winning HBO superhero tale, Watchmen; Janelle Monae’s hit album, Dirty Computer; Jordan Peele’s provocative feature Get Out; Octavia Butler’s famed science fiction novel, Kindred; and Beyonce’s visual album Black Is King. Now comes Afrofuturist Tim Fielder’s beautifully written and rendered INFINITUM. In INFINITUM, King Aja Ọba and Queen Lewa are revered across the African continent for their impressive political and military skills. Yet the future of their kingdom is in jeopardy, for the royal couple do not have an heir of their own. When the King kidnaps his son born to a concubine, Obinrin, she curses Ọba with the “gift” of immortality. After enjoying long, wonderful lives both, Queen Lewa and the crown prince die naturally, leaving the ageless bereaved King Ọba heartbroken and alone. Taking advantage of Ọba’s vulnerability, enemy nations rise to power and kill the king – or so they think. King Aja Ọba survives the fatal attack, finally realizing the bitter fruit of Obinrin’s curse. For millennia, the immortal Ọba wanders the earth, mourning his lost subjects and searching for a new kingdom. His journey leads him across time, allowing him to witness the trans-Atlantic slave trade, the New World, and the American Civil Rights Movement. The expansion of global technology brings about intergalactic travel, first contact with an alien species, and conflicts within and ultimately outside the known universe. Thrust into these seminal events, Ọba, now known by many as “John,” faces harrowing decisions that will determine mankind’s physical and spiritual trajectory. In 280 plus stunningly emotional and evocative full-color images, INFINITUM presents a unique cosmic experience, addressing issues of racism, classism, gender inequity, the encroachment of technology and the spiritual cost of war, while exposing the history behind ancient mysteries.

The Amazing Joke Book

Author : Joel (Writer) Jessup
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788886390
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (863 download)

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Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel (Writer) Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes

Author :
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758433
Total Pages : 377 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Dogs Because People Suck

Author : Dogs Because People Suck
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781099162329
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (623 download)

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Download or read book Dogs Because People Suck written by Dogs Because People Suck and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-17 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderful Dogs Because People Suck Gift Under 10.00! Filled with 75+ double sided sheets (150+ writing pages!) of lined paper, for recording thoughts, gratitude, notes, ideas, prayers, or sketches. This motivational and inspirational notebook with a funny quote makes a memorable (and useful) gift! Imagine the look on their face when your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Aunt or Uncle open the box and find their new favorite notebook! Fits perfectly in purse to use for thoughts, notes, plans, wedding ideas, to do lists, and to express your creative ideas! Perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion, ready for journaling and doodling. If you need ideas for a birthday present, this is it! Under $10 dollars makes it a great bargain. Quote d104ual Saying Like Sorry, Can't, I have Plans With My Dog, As Funny Excuse To Show How Much You Love Dogs! For Dog Lovers, Owners, Veterinarians, Vet Techs, Adoption Shelter Volunteers Or Directors Who Own And Loves Doggies Like Boxer, Pitbull, Yorkie, Dane, Labrador, Goldendoodle Or Poodle! The Gift For You, If You Even Bought A Jeep To Ride With Your Buddy When He's No Longer A Puppy! Joke For Friend Who Was Normal 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 Dogs Ago! - 5 x 8" inches Softcover Journal Book - 150 Inside Pages (75 Sheets) - Lined on Both Sides - Lined paper is acid-free; it's perfect for writing with a pen, pencil, or any writing utensil of your choice - An awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Write & Be Happy!

Dad Jokes

Author : Fanny Tobato
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (863 download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Fanny Tobato and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-03-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to unleash your inner dad with this hilarious collection of cat and dog-themed jokes! From paw-some puns to howl-arious one-liners, this book has over 500 dad jokes that will have you giggling like a kitten and wagging your tail like a happy pup. Perfect for cat and dog lovers, this book is filled with groan-worthy jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the same time. Whether you're a dad, a cat person, a dog lover, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, this book will have you covered with its endless supply of feline and canine humor. So sit back, relax, and let the dad jokes begin!

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612435904
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

A Dog Walks Into a Bar...

Author : Joanne O'Sullivan
Publisher : Charlesbridge
ISBN 13 : 160734808X
Total Pages : 83 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book A Dog Walks Into a Bar... written by Joanne O'Sullivan and published by Charlesbridge. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. You'll bark with delight at this collection of more than 100 dog jokes by this bestselling author. Accompanied by the colorful zany art of Jeff Albrecht, there's something for every dog lover that captures every facet of canine humor - A Dog Walks Into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku, Man's Best Friend, and more. With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.