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Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Ned Sherrin
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 0199237166
Total Pages : 574 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (992 download)

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Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Ned Sherrin and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2008-09-25 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of humorous quotations, full of wisecracks and wit, snappy comments and inspired fantasy, has been specially compiled by the late broadcaster and raconteur Ned Sherrin, with a foreword by leading British satirist, Alistair Beaton. Now packed with even more quotes and covering more subjects than before, from Weddings to the Supernatural, Australia to Headlines. Find the best lines from your favourite jokesters and wordsmiths, add that extra something to a speech or presentation, or just enjoy a good laugh. 'A chair is a piece of furniture. I am not a chair because no one has ever sat on me.' Ann Widdecombe on the announcement that Parliamentary language will now be gender-neutral. 'No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off 'I don't like Mondays' for 30 years.' Russell Brand On deciding to run for governor of California: 'The most difficult decision I've ever made in my entire life, except for the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like p--acirc--;t--eacute--;.' Margaret Atwood 'I am so sorry. We have to stop there. I have just come to the end of my personality.' Quentin Crisp, closing down an interview

A Treasury of "On Target" Humorous Quotes for Public Speakers

Author : Lawrence William Newman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780988555389
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (553 download)

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Download or read book A Treasury of "On Target" Humorous Quotes for Public Speakers written by Lawrence William Newman and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-08 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Public speakers are sometimes stumped for a pithy or relevant humorous quote for a speech they are to give. This book contains hundreds of such quotes on many topics to assist them. This book is also appropriate for those just interested in reading a collection of easy-to-read humorous quotations.

The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : Howard J. Bennett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations written by Howard J. Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes, quotations, and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature, books, magazines, the internet, movies, television, remarks made at conferences or rounds, lectures, comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly, or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia, Aphorisms, Atrophy, Bedside Manner, Beepers, Case Reports, Chicken Soup, Dieting, Epitaphs, Fatigue, Health Food, Insanity, Jogging, Lab Tests, Lawyers, Middle Age, Motherhood, Night Calls, Obesity, Phobias, Quacks, Retirement, Snoring, Teenagers, Turfing, Ulcers, Vacations, Wellness, Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest. Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-liners Provides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy day Helps promote better communication among colleagues, students, and patients Material in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds, conferences, with office staff, and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals

Best Funny Quotes

Author : Business Books Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781699843116
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Best Funny Quotes written by Business Books Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 of the best quotes in this collection of quotes Ideal for every occasion. Are you looking for the Best Funny Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a coworker, boss, friend or family. This book is for you if you are looking for a twinge of humor in: Motivational Life Quotes Inspiring Quotes Success Quotes Love and Relationship Quotes Political Quotes Quotes on Religion, Money And more... Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite quotes from ancient philosophers to modern day thinkers. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 500 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give everyone a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 500 Different Funny quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for friends and family during holidays or any occasion

Phillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781414300542
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Phillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phillips' Treasury of Humorous Quotations is a catalog of more than 1,700 famous (and not so famous) sayings on life. This book is designed to be a ready reference for seminar and sermon preparation, and it's just plain entertaining. Inside you'll find entirely new material. Bob draws from a variety of resources throughout history that are sure to give writers, educators, ministers, and public speakers the perfect quote for their speech or paper.

Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : Connie Robertson
Publisher : Wordsworth Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781853267598
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (675 download)

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Download or read book Book of Humorous Quotations written by Connie Robertson and published by Wordsworth Editions. This book was released on 1998 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Oscar Wilde's witty observation in Lady Windermere's Fan that 'I can resist everything except temptation', to Zsa Zsa Gabor's admission that 'I know nothing about sex, because I was always married', and by way of Woody Allen's numerous bon mots to the anonymous definition of psychiatry as being 'the care of the id by the odd', Connie Robertson has woven together a hilarious, stimulating and thought-provoking collection of the best humorous quotations which will provide the reader with much to ponder over long after the book has been put aside.The Wordsworth Book of Humorous Quotations will delight the browser and the simply curious while also providing the student, journalist and after-dinner speaker with a wealth of valuable material.

The Treasure of Humorous Quotations

Author : Evan Esar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (468 download)

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Download or read book The Treasure of Humorous Quotations written by Evan Esar and published by . This book was released on 1951 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Random House Treasury of Humorous Quotations

Author : Louis Phillips
Publisher : Random House Reference
ISBN 13 : 9780375707063
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Random House Treasury of Humorous Quotations written by Louis Phillips and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 1999-11 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious reference to more than seven hundred funny sayings and clever quotes includes the wit of Mark Twain, Dave Barry, Carol Burnett, and Ernest Hemingway, among many others. Reprint.

Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1496488458
Total Pages : 343 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (964 download)

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Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 350,000 sold! From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings is a classic collection of over 3,800 entries offering wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living, like: "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." --Robert F. Kennedy "Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health." --Carl Jung "When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn't doing the same thing." This book is equal parts clever and words to live by. Give the gift of humor or use as a great coffee table book!

Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions

Author : Dick Enberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740709968
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions written by Dick Enberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2000-10 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pearls of wisdom and downright funny lines are bountiful in Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions. Public speaking tops the list of things people fear most--above fear of snakes, falling, or even death. But Dick Enberg has the antidote. With 28 general subjects to choose from, you're bound to find just the right line to loosen your tongue and break the ice on any occasion. As baby boomers increasingly are faced with occasion for public speaking--graduations, weddings, retirement parties, anniversaries of all sorts--Dick Enberg's book will no doubt become the book of choice. Laced with humorous personal anecdotes about Enberg's own public speaking experiences throughout the years, the book is both an entertaining read and a resource of humorous material for specific occasions. It also includes technical tips on how to quickly and efficiently put together a successful humorous talk. Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions will pave the way toward making the speaker and his or her audience perfectly at ease and ready for a good time.

The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Author : Evan Esar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Evan Esar and published by . This book was released on 1953 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

More Toasts

Author : Various
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 670 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (64 download)

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Download or read book More Toasts written by Various and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 670 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The overwhelming success of the Toaster's Handbook has inspired its publishers to release a new and updated edition, to cater to the evolving demands of the modern-day toaster. With contemporary issues such as the 19th Amendment, Allied debts, and the Income Tax, gracing the forefront of every public gathering, it has become imperative for the up-to-date toaster to possess an arsenal of the latest jokes, toasts, quotations and stories. The editor of this second volume has made it their mission to assist the overwhelmed toastmaster, the seasoned after-dinner speaker in need of fresh material, and even the inexperienced public speaker who has been thrust into the limelight. A treasure trove of humor and wit awaits those who dare to turn its pages.

The Treasury of Humorous Quotations

Author : Nicolas Bentley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (472 download)

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Download or read book The Treasury of Humorous Quotations written by Nicolas Bentley and published by . This book was released on 1951 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Jokes Quotes & Anecdotes

Author :
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 1609577442
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (95 download)

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Download or read book Jokes Quotes & Anecdotes written by and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Humorous Quotations

Author : Mike Blake
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781789505887
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book Humorous Quotations written by Mike Blake and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Funniest Quotes Book

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533635686
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Furiously Happy

Author : Jenny Lawson
Publisher : Flatiron Books
ISBN 13 : 125007701X
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Furiously Happy written by Jenny Lawson and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Furiously Happy, #1 New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invite a herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says that none is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos. "Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote in The Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'" Furiously Happy is about "taking those moments when things are fine and making them amazing, because those moments are what make us who we are, and they're the same moments we take into battle with us when our brains declare war on our very existence. It's the difference between "surviving life" and "living life". It's the difference between "taking a shower" and "teaching your monkey butler how to shampoo your hair." It's the difference between being "sane" and being "furiously happy." Lawson is beloved around the world for her inimitable humor and honesty, and in Furiously Happy, she is at her snort-inducing funniest. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are - the beautiful and the flawed - and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Because as Jenny's mom says, "Maybe 'crazy' isn't so bad after all." Sometimes crazy is just right.