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The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : Howard J. Bennett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations written by Howard J. Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes, quotations, and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature, books, magazines, the internet, movies, television, remarks made at conferences or rounds, lectures, comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly, or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia, Aphorisms, Atrophy, Bedside Manner, Beepers, Case Reports, Chicken Soup, Dieting, Epitaphs, Fatigue, Health Food, Insanity, Jogging, Lab Tests, Lawyers, Middle Age, Motherhood, Night Calls, Obesity, Phobias, Quacks, Retirement, Snoring, Teenagers, Turfing, Ulcers, Vacations, Wellness, Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest. Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-liners Provides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy day Helps promote better communication among colleagues, students, and patients Material in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds, conferences, with office staff, and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals

Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : Connie Robertson
Publisher : Wordsworth Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781853267598
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (675 download)

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Download or read book Book of Humorous Quotations written by Connie Robertson and published by Wordsworth Editions. This book was released on 1998 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Oscar Wilde's witty observation in Lady Windermere's Fan that 'I can resist everything except temptation', to Zsa Zsa Gabor's admission that 'I know nothing about sex, because I was always married', and by way of Woody Allen's numerous bon mots to the anonymous definition of psychiatry as being 'the care of the id by the odd', Connie Robertson has woven together a hilarious, stimulating and thought-provoking collection of the best humorous quotations which will provide the reader with much to ponder over long after the book has been put aside.The Wordsworth Book of Humorous Quotations will delight the browser and the simply curious while also providing the student, journalist and after-dinner speaker with a wealth of valuable material.

The Little Book of Medical Quotes

Author : Daniel McMahon
Publisher : tfm Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 1910079847
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Medical Quotes written by Daniel McMahon and published by tfm Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This rich collection of quotations, spanning multiple millennia from the ancient epochs to the contemporary era, is comprised of over five hundred inspirational thoughts and universal ideals enduringly coupled to the art, science, and philosophy of medical practice. These selected quotations encompass a wide breadth of keen observations and aphorisms directly linked to the history, grounding principles, and fundamental theories of medicine and surgery. The quotations in this volume have been drawn from past generations of legendary physicians and intrepid explorers of medical science as well as distinguished anatomists, physiologists, philosophers, writers, artists, and statesmen. The reader will ponder logical precepts, universal truths, and cogent words of guidance from ancient physicians and philosophers such as Hippocrates, Aristotle, and Socrates as well as be offered sage counsel from giants of medical history including Armand Trousseau, Sir William Osler, and Michael DeBakey, among many others. Additionally, the reader will hear the poignant words of world-renowned medical scientists such as Claude Bernard, Jonas Salk, and Marie Curie. There are also enlightening tenets from celebrated Renaissance men, scientists, and innovators including Leonardo da Vinci, Sir Isaac Newton, and Albert Einstein. This unique collection of motivational quotes substantively addresses the pursuit of success in medical practice. Consider these quotations a daily dose of inspiration regardless of the particular discipline or specialty of medicine you have chosen to pursue. These quotations have the capacity to bring into clear focus the fundamentals and principles that are illustrative of sound medical practice, empathetic patient care, and humble professionalism. These thoughts are cognitively stimulating to ponder and at times are refreshingly witty and even humorous. In a medical world that has become overwhelmingly inundated with convoluted electronic health records and complex diagnostic services, these time-tested precepts will convey a modicum of simplicity and brightness upon the complex world in which we practice medicine.

Medically Speaking

Author : C.C. Gaither
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 0429525648
Total Pages : 597 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (295 download)

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Download or read book Medically Speaking written by C.C. Gaither and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 597 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Medically Speaking: A Dictionary of Quotations on Dentistry, Medicine, and Nursing contains over 1,500 quotes pertinent and especially illuminating to these disciplines. Here you will find quotations from the most famous to the unknown. Some are profound, some are witty, some are wise but none are frivolous. The extensive author and subject indexes

Quotable Things My Patients Said

Author : Wj Journals
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781083188953
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (889 download)

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Download or read book Quotable Things My Patients Said written by Wj Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fun notebook has space for writing down the hilarious, insulting and sometimes very wise words of patients, heard in hospital or the doctor's office. And it doubles up as a journal or notebook, with space for the owner to write his or her thoughts and reflections, reminders or to do lists. Fun glossy cover Handy size for bag or briefcase (6 x 9") Lined pages with boxes for the quotations and your thoughts about them Additional lined pages for your notes or journal reflections A lovely thank you gift for the special medical professionals who looked after you or a friend or relative, or for a family medic. Also great for a graduation present for a doctor ornurse. This book is a fact, a practical, affordable gift for anyone who works with patients or in a care home. Great way to remember special patients and the ones who made your laugh.

Doctors and Company

Author : Rosemarie Riechel
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781585006205
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book Doctors and Company written by Rosemarie Riechel and published by . This book was released on 1999-12 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is simply an amazingly funny collection of jokes witty sayings and hilarious lists of expressions. Over 50,000 jokes were reviewed by top comediennes, and the best of the best were included in this publication. Laughter extends your life; it is absolutely a mood changer, an escape, a beautiful way to enhance a conversation - a speech - a family get together. A good joke is the best way to communicate and relax conversation. Products are sold thru humor. Politicians sell themselves through various types of humor that makes them seem human or a good guy with compassion. Successful people understand humor as part of the achievement formula. A super positive attitude and humor go hand in hand. People with humor have enormous self-assurance and enhanced confidence. Medical doctors and the annals of medical journals say laughter even enhances the immune system and lifespan. Here's to health, happiness and the time to enjoy it. Now sit back, don't relax your expectations and be prepared to laugh hysterically 1,000 times, that's 3 cents per laughter.

Doctors

Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780740751578
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (515 download)

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Download or read book Doctors written by Andrews McMeel Publishing Staff and published by . This book was released on 2005-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A favorite for seven years, this calendar has proven that not only is laughter the best medicine, but medicine is the best laughter. The Doctors: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes Calendar turns the tables and examines doctors to expose the wacky, wild world of medicine. Not just typical doctor jokes, one-liners, and stories, this calendar also includes "Dumb Ways to Die," David Letterman's Top Ten Lists like Top Ten Ways to Enjoy Monkeypox, quotes from medical TV shows and movies, and actual chart bloopers sent in by readers. These small doses of laughter can provide a pick-me-up at the start of a busy day for the more than 700,000 doctors in the United States or a shot of perspective for the 20,000 students who enter medical school each year.

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736922571
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2008-03-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of— absolutely hilarious anecdotes one-liners worth repeating jokes to cure what ails a person cartoons to brighten any day Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

Doctors

Author : Erich Segal
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0553278118
Total Pages : 689 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (532 download)

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Download or read book Doctors written by Erich Segal and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1989-07-01 with total page 689 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Writing with all the passion of Love Story and power of The Class, Erich Segal sweeps us into the lives of the Harvard Medical School's class of 1962. His stunning novel reveals the making of doctors—what makes them tick, scheme, hurt . . . and love. From the crucible of med school’s merciless training through the demanding hours of internship and residency to the triumphs—and sometimes tragedies—beyond, Doctors brings to vivid life the men and women who seek to heal but who must first walk through fire. At the novel’s heart is the unforgettable relationship of Barney Livingston and Laura Castellano, childhood friends who separately find unsettling celebrity and unsatisfying love—until their friendship ripens into passion. Yet even their devotion to each other, even their medical gifts may not be enough to save the one life they treasure above all others. Doctors—heartbreaking, witty, inspiring, and utterly, grippingly real—is a vibrant portrait that culminates in a murder, a trial . . . and a miracle.

Digs at Doc and Others

Author : B. L. Maltbie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (313 download)

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Download or read book Digs at Doc and Others written by B. L. Maltbie and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Things I Want to Say to My Patients But I Can't

Author : L. O. L. LOL Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781718922556
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (225 download)

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Download or read book Things I Want to Say to My Patients But I Can't written by L. O. L. LOL Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-09 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a journal is always a fantastic choice! Perfect as a humorous present for someone with a sense of humor, birthday gift, graduation gift, or any other occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriate. High quality binding, premium design, paperback, plain brown cover, beautiful mate finish looks, XL size 8.5"11"108 beautifully lined pages with borders

Cassell's Book of Humorous Quotations

Author : A. K. Adams
Publisher : Weidenfeld & Nicolson
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 456 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cassell's Book of Humorous Quotations written by A. K. Adams and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 1969 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A documented record of humor from ancient times to the present.

White Coat Tales

Author : Robert B. Taylor
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 331929055X
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (192 download)

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Download or read book White Coat Tales written by Robert B. Taylor and published by Springer. This book was released on 2016-04-18 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This new edition of White Coat Tales presents intriguing stories that give historical context to what we do in medicine today—the body’s “holy bone” and how it got its name, a surprising reason why gout seemed to be so prevalent several centuries ago, and the therapeutic misadventure that shortened the life of Eleanor Roosevelt. In addition to many new tales, this revised edition contains 128 illustrations, such as images of Baron von Münchhausen aloft with cannonballs and Vincent van Gogh’s portrait of his doctor showing a clue to the painter’s health. Read about legendary medical innovators, diseases that changed history, illnesses of famous persons, and some epic blunders of physicians and scientists. The author is Robert B. Taylor, MD, Emeritus Professor, Oregon Health & Science University School of Medicine, and Professor, Eastern Virginia Medical School. Dr. Taylor is the author and editor of more than 33 medical books. To see Dr. Taylor lecture on the history of medicine, go here: https://youtu.be/Zx4yaUyaPRA

Oxford Dictionary of Medical Quotations

Author : Peter McDonald
Publisher : Oxford Medical Publications
ISBN 13 : 9780198565987
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (659 download)

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Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Medical Quotations written by Peter McDonald and published by Oxford Medical Publications. This book was released on 2004 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: '. . . absolutely fascinating... It is impossible to open this book at any page without finding something that will interest or entertain you... The rich and famous are certainly well represented in compilation and quite rightly so. Then there are real gems, including those from the most unlikely sources... This book is a little treasure.' -The Bulletin of the Royal College of Pathologists, 128'It's no laughing matter going to the doctor but at least this collection of cracking quotes can make the visit more bearable.' -Northern Echo'If you wish to pepper a presentation or if you enjoy writing... then you will find much in this volume to quote. I haven't counted them in detail, but I estimate there are in excess of 1500 quotations arranged in two ways: by author and by subject. This makes it very easy to locate a particular quotation, and as the title indicates they are all concerned in one way or another with various aspects of medicine... This is an excellent book to have beside you when writing an article or preparing a lecture. The selection is scholarly and the presentation excellent.' -Dr Alan EmeryThe Oxford Dictionary of Medical Quotations presents a wonderfully entertaining and eclectic range of quotations covering all aspects of medicine through the ages. It couples profound statements from famous scientists with witty one-liners from the likes of Woody Allen and Spike Milligan. Packed with hundreds of quotations, it is a book that anyone in the medical profession, or with an interest in health, will find an invaluable source of reference and considerable entertainment.Readership: Doctors in all areas of medicine. General readership

Kill as Few Patients as Possible

Author : Oscar London
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1580089178
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Kill as Few Patients as Possible written by Oscar London and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This oft-quoted all-time favorite of the medical community will gladden--and strengthen--the hearts of patients, doctors, and anyone entering medical study, internship, or practice. With unassailable logic and rapier wit, the sage Dr. Oscar London muses on the challenges and joys of doctoring, and imparts timeless truths, reality checks, and poignant insights gleaned from 30 years of general practice--while never taking himself (or his profession) too seriously. The classic book on the art and humor of practicing medicine, celebrating its 20th anniversary in a new gift edition with updates throughout. Previous editions have sold more than 200,000 copies. The perfect gift for med students and grads as well as new and practicing physicians. Approximately 17,000 students graduate from med school each spring in North America.

Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1496488458
Total Pages : 343 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (964 download)

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Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 350,000 sold! From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings is a classic collection of over 3,800 entries offering wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living, like: "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." --Robert F. Kennedy "Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health." --Carl Jung "When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn't doing the same thing." This book is equal parts clever and words to live by. Give the gift of humor or use as a great coffee table book!

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.