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Author : Jacob Maxwell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781649920386
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (23 download)
Download or read book The Timeless Collection of Old Age Jokes written by Jacob Maxwell and published by . This book was released on 2022-08-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jacob Maxwell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781649920492
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (24 download)
Download or read book Timeless Christmas Jokes For Older Folks written by Jacob Maxwell and published by . This book was released on 2022-11-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Pearce W. Hammond
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781494958770
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (587 download)
Download or read book Funnybone 2 written by Pearce W. Hammond and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-03-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to laugh a lot, this book is for you. Funnybone 2 contains a hilarious collection of wild and witty jokes and quotes about old age; hilarious examples of senior moments; funny jokes about age and aging, and much, much, more to keep you laughing and young at heart. All you have to do is sit back, relax, go through the pages in this book and laugh a lot. Here are a few examples: A wife turned to her husband and said, "You don't look anything like the long haired, skinny kid I married 25 years ago. I need a DNA sample to make sure it's still you." What is the best birth control method for really old seniors? Answer: Nudity When you purchase anything online, make sure to check out the seller carefully. I purchased a penis enlarger online for $50 and I received a magnifying glass with instructions that read, "Do Not Use in Sunlight." A couple were watching TV. Her husband had the remote and kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel. His wife became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For God's sake, just leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!" About the Author - Pearce W. Hammond is an accomplished writer and writes books that make people laugh. He was born and raised in Savannah, Georgia and is the nephew of famed Savannah-born songwriter Johnny Mercer who wrote over 1500 songs and was nominated for an Academy Award for "Best Song" 19 times, more than any other composer. Mr. Mercer won four Academy Awards for "Best Song" for "Moon River", "Days of Wine and Roses", "In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening", and "On the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe". Mr. Hammond now resides in Okatie, South Carolina on the banks of the Chechessee River. When not writing books, he is a self-taught artist who uses his special talents to create primitive paintings which are so reflective of scenes from the Gullah Culture in the low country of South Carolina in peaceful times gone by. "Now that I've been around for more than seven decades and have a cow valve implanted in my heart, I decided it was time for me to write another funny book before the cows come home to keep people laughing and young at heart. I hope this book tickles your funnybone and makes you laugh a lot because laughter is needed in this crazy world we live in today."
Author : Richard G. Lazar, PhD
Publisher : eBookIt.com
ISBN 13 : 1456609408
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (566 download)
Download or read book The Fountain of Humor for Seniors written by Richard G. Lazar, PhD and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2012-07-06 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fountain of Humor for Seniors available as an eBook and in Audio files is a collection of jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50]. These jokes can be read and listened to by the senior him- or herself or read and/or played to them by the people who live, work or love them. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most seniors laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humora?[ for seniors. It is a supply of funny jokes and stories that really helps, for a while, to reduce the depression about aging, the loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility. Our jokes and stories are provided through our unique process of selection, customization and cleansing by our "Joke-Jury." This combined publication of text and audio has been designed so that: A blind or partially blind person can hear the jokes and laugh. A deaf or partially deaf person can see the jokes and laugh. A healthy person can see and hear the jokes and laugh. Even the dying find something to laugh about for a moment in time and will ask for more jokes. My father-in-law, terminally ill with cancer, called often in his last year asking my wife and me to read a joke or two to him. Hearing him laugh from miles away also opened the door to comforting conversation and made it easier for all of us. This is mighty important for all of us. An 85-year-old, losing her mental capacities, repeatedly asked for our jokes to be read to her. It comforted her right up to her passing. A professional woman purchased the set for "signing" to groups of deaf people. She works with them as the audio version plays the jokes for her. Instructions are provided on how to read them to diverse senior audiences in institutional settings or families or to their friends. We believe that the elderly, infirmed, families or just two people enjoy the togetherness and communal feeling that laughter brings. People love having jokes read to them. That "legitimizes" laughing out loud. Everyone wants to laugh, whether they are kids age 1 or 100.
Author : Juicy Quotes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781674932972
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (329 download)
Download or read book Joke Book for Seniors written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book for seniors and elderly is perfect for older adults, parents and grandparents. With over 350 jokes, there will be jokes for all humors and hours of laughter for everyone. This funny jokes book is the perfect birthday present or gift for any occasion. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Author : Tal D. Bonham
Publisher : B&H Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 9780805463651
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (636 download)
Download or read book The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes written by Tal D. Bonham and published by B&H Publishing Group. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For speakers, preachers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh, this series is a treasure! All jokes are conveniently listed by subject for quick reference and preparation on the run.
Author : William Ballew
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781481966122
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (661 download)
Download or read book Old Age Jokes and More written by William Ballew and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old Age Jokes & More is Volume 2 in this humorous and entertaining series of joke books (eventually there should be 10 or 11 books) by Papa Bill Ballew and Nathan Ballew. A very funny book of jokes that are guaranteed to inspire you and your friends and possibly provok thoughts on poker and politics that might just bring a smile to your face! Try the whole series; available as e-books on Amazon, too. Old Age Jokes & More includes the following chapters: OLD AGE JOKES, TIDBITS, STORIES, ETC. FOR YOUR PLEASURE YOU ARE GETTING "MARVELOUSLY MATURE" WHEN AS TIME MARCHES ON "THE TWENTY SOMETHINGS" MORE OLD AGE CONSIDERATIONS COMPARING HIGH SCHOOL - THEN AND NOW "RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS CHALLENGES ALWAYS BE BOYS AT HEART COMMON SENSE AND BREAD THE PISSED OFF FORTY-FIVE YEAR OLD MAN THE YEAR WAS 1955 Please check out the entire Humor Series by Papa Bill & Nathan Ballew
Author : Chattenden Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (646 download)
Download or read book Humor for Senior Adults written by Chattenden Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-07-08 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Entertaining humor with no foul language or graphic content. Laughs for all the family, but especially the older members. A varied fantastic color collection of photographs, cartoons, jokes, sayings and stories related to old age. Ideal for the coffee or bedside table, to 'flick through' and be entertained. 75 pages, soft cover, glossy finish. Perfect gift for any occasion.
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1629142956
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (291 download)
Download or read book Gut Busters and Belly Laughs written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
Author : A G Neylon
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (964 download)
Download or read book The Joke Challenge Book written by A G Neylon and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-17 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to amuse the older members of your family through some lively jokes? If yes, then keep reading! Jokes assume a significant job to facilitate our lives and work as a decent medication to reduce our pressure. This book is specifically a joke book for older people. In the situation that we live in today, life of each individual has become such a lot more occupied that they do not get time to appreciate the small things in life. Individuals are getting more burdened because of their feverish work routine, negative behavior patterns, money issues, disputes and strains. In this book, your will be able to find different jokes that will make you and the older members of your family ache in the stomach due to laughter. This book contains interesting jokes only for the people of old age. You will realize that the world around you changes as your mood lightens up and you will start feeling better than you ever did. Reading this exciting book, you will come across: Different jokes for old aged people. Jokes that will make you ache in the stomach. Jokes that you will want to read over and over again. Jokes that will brighten the mood of every family member. And so much more! All of the above in one book. Isn't that exciting? If you really wish to brighten up the mood of your parents or grand-parents through lively jokes then scroll up to the top right away, click the "Buy Now" Button, and start living the life that you always wished for!
Author : Mike Haskins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781853759840
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (598 download)
Download or read book Golden Age Joke Book written by Mike Haskins and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's all in here: funny jokes, gags and one-liners about life, love, the universe, and Viagra. Coffin-dodgers will find lots of laughs, inspiration and 'Yes, that's me!' moments as they chuckle their false teeth out!
Author : William Novak
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501150812
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Die Laughing written by William Novak and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the cocreator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a “funny…geezer-licious” (Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts) collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more—a perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.
Author : Bennett Melville
Publisher : Skyhorse
ISBN 13 : 1634509412
Total Pages : 294 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (345 download)
Download or read book The Big Book of Senior Moments written by Bennett Melville and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old age isn’t for wimps, nor is it for those without a sense of humor. The Big Book of Senior Moments is chock full of those small blunders, momentary lapses, and misplaced keys that happen to all of us. Humor might not help you remember your cat’s name, but it will certainly make you feel less alone! Did you know that Albert Einstein once searched frantically for his misplaced train ticket because he couldn’t remember where he was going? Or that Marilyn Monroe forgot the same line through 52 takes during the filming of Some Like it Hot? Can you believe that Marlon Brando had to have his lines written on another actor’s forehead so he could get through a scene? If you have done something like this, don’t despair, for you are among other greats like Lincoln, Beethoven, Newton, Toscanini, and a whole assortment of presidents, poets, philosophers, popes, and Nobel Prize–winners. The Big Book of Senior Moments will be sure to bring a smile to friends and family alike. Don’t forget to pick up your copy today!
Author : Freddie Green
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1837995826
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (379 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Senior Moments written by Freddie Green and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2024-04-04 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know you're having a senior moment when... ... you decide it's time to pull up your socks, and realise you forgot to put any on. If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether your marbles just need a spring clean or you've well and truly lost them!
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780786004317
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (43 download)
Download or read book You're Never Too Old to Laugh written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just in time for Grandparents' Day comes this hilarious collection of jokes, anecdotes, and humorous observations for and about senior citizens.
Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 0691211078
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (912 download)
Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Author : Bhushan Patel
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (341 download)
Download or read book BP Jokes Book written by Bhushan Patel and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-07-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golden Giggles is a delightful and heartwarming collection of jokes, thoughtfully curated to bring laughter and joy to the lives of elders. This 30-page joke book is packed with humor that resonates with the wisdom and experiences of our senior readers, making it a perfect gift or a light-hearted read for any elder. Inside, you'll find a variety of jokes covering topics from classic chuckles and age-related humor to tech-savvy seniors and family fun. Each page is designed to be engaging yet easy to read, with a few jokes per page to keep the laughter flowing without overwhelming the reader. Golden Giggles starts with an inviting introduction and takes you through a journey of laughs with themes like dining delights, animal antics, travel tales, and even retirement revelry. Whether it's poking fun at the quirks of aging, sharing light-hearted doctor's orders, or enjoying puns about gardening and pets, this book ensures there's something to tickle every funny bone. With its thoughtful layout and enjoyable content, Golden Giggles is more than just a joke book; it's a celebration of the golden years, filled with humor that brings a smile to the face and warmth to the heart. Ideal for reading alone or sharing with friends and family, this book is a testament to the joy that humor can bring at any age. Dive into Golden Giggles and let the laughter begin!
