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Download or read book The Snot Goblin written by Mira Mee and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it like having a Goblin in your closet? Meet Snot, a lovable little fellow with big hairy ears, upside down eyes who enjoys eating bogeys, flies and anything gross. Suggested level: junior, primary.
Book Synopsis The Snotgoblin and Fluff by : Mira Mee
Download or read book The Snotgoblin and Fluff written by Mira Mee and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are snotgoblins everywhere! Snot's family have moved in, bringing burps, silly scratch fights and nosepicking to every corner of the room. But something is wrong. One goblin has to leave. Suggested level: junior.
Book Synopsis Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales by : Rob Kutner
Download or read book Snot Goblins and Other Tasteless Tales written by Rob Kutner and published by First Second. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies! What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you? You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD! So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!
Book Synopsis Alex and the Amazing Recurring Nose Goblins by : Richard Gerardi
Download or read book Alex and the Amazing Recurring Nose Goblins written by Richard Gerardi and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-01-12 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny, educational and sometimes gross look at the stuff that comes out of our nose. Wonderfully illustrated by Heather Shirin, this book for children 4 to 9 tells the story of Alex, who is spending the week with his dad and his dog Bacci. Dad is working on taking care of Alex which he does not do often and Alex is working on dealing with a tissue shortage at school. This is an especially great book for fathers and especially single dads and will make you laugh so hard that stuff will come out of your nose. Let professor nose goblin teach you a little about boogers at the end and then take a quiz to see what you've learned.
Book Synopsis The Jasmine Project by : Meredith Ireland
Download or read book The Jasmine Project written by Meredith Ireland and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-10-11 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Korean American Jasmine Yap's long-time boyfriend, Paul, is caught cheating on her, her giant, overprotective family secretly arranges to use her graduation party to introduce her to Orlando's most eligible men.
Book Synopsis Cool Story Programs for the School-Age Crowd by : Rob Reid
Download or read book Cool Story Programs for the School-Age Crowd written by Rob Reid and published by American Library Association. This book was released on 2004-08-02 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers eighteen offbeat literary programs featuring creepy, dirty, and stinky stories that will appeal to young readers.
Book Synopsis Chillin’ in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers: Volume 16 (Light Novel) by : Miya Kinojo
Download or read book Chillin’ in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers: Volume 16 (Light Novel) written by Miya Kinojo and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2024-12-20 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An emergency has struck the world of Klyrode. Due to an incident involving a certain golden-haired individual and his legendary shovel, the magic barrier around the sky has been critically damaged! After the efforts of the drunkard ex-goddess, Telbyress, only make the situation worse, the authorities of the Celestial Plane turn to the only person on the world whose magic could possibly fix the firmament itself—Flio, the nigh-omnipotent merchant from another world. But does anyone at the Fli-o’-Rys General Store have the mathematical chops to keep the books in order while the boss is away? Will Elinàsze be able to keep her unsanctioned trips to the Celestial Plane itself a secret from the angel Zofina? And what will she and Flio find in the enigmatic Castle Celestia?
Book Synopsis Tamora Carter: Goblin Queen by : Jim C. Hines
Download or read book Tamora Carter: Goblin Queen written by Jim C. Hines and published by Jim C. Hines. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One night after roller derby practice, twelve-year-old Tamora Carter discovers a pair of goblins digging through the dumpster behind the rink. The scruffy pair passed through a magical portal into our world, and they're not alone. Do these creatures know the truth about what happened to Tamora's best friend Andre? She won't rest until she finds out. But there are things far more dangerous than goblins...
Book Synopsis Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One by : Lili Valente
Download or read book Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 691 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate… And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.
Download or read book Goblin Hero written by Jim C. Hines and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heroic goblin Jig, now known as a dragonslayer, embarks on his latest adventure, along with his pet fire-spider, when he is ordered by the conniving head goblin to defeat a terrifying enemy who is determined to destroy or enslave all of ogrekind. Original.
Book Synopsis Knights and Bikes: Wheels of Legend by : Gabrielle Kent
Download or read book Knights and Bikes: Wheels of Legend written by Gabrielle Kent and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-09-01 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More friendship, magic, and laugh-out loud adventure in this hilarious chapter book series! A new mystery has rolled onto Penfurzy Island, and the Rebel Bicycle Club are ready to investigate! Nessa, Demelza, and their goose, Captain Honkers, are excited to explore a traveling carnival that's come to Penfurzy, and soon they befriend Jack, the son of the carnival owner. But strange things are happening too, like odd tremors that shake the island! Does it have anything to do with the fact that the carnival comes to Penfurzy only every ten years? It's up to the friends to do what they do best: save the day from a fate worse than homework. An adventure with twists, turns and gross-out trailer park invaders guaranteed to make you laugh!
Book Synopsis For Whom the Horn Honks by : Bic Nibson
Download or read book For Whom the Horn Honks written by Bic Nibson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-08-26 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a tale about a club for eccentrics that exists under the guise of an academic establishment; Yoxford University. Through its history dating back to 1791 it accumulated great wealth. The university came to the attention of the press some years ago and was dubbed the home of the strange, the deranged and a small fortune. The university was only in the public eye for a few days then all returned to normal and no more was thought of the press reports, no more that is until the recent death of Professor Extraordinarius, Richard Chaleskins. The professor died a very bizarre death and apparently by his own hand. This was shocking enough for all on campus but they were shocked further the next morning when many received a package in the post that Professor Charleskins had apparently posted just before he took his own life. The packages contained copies of a book he had written and had had privately and secretly printed. The book contained cloaked warnings that the historical press reports of Yoxfords small fortune had attracted the interest of organised crime and that the university was about to be stung, stung to death. To add emphasis to his warning the copy he sent the universitys dean he renamed for whom the horn honks, it honks for thee Basil Friggwynt-Witt. Will this be the end of Yoxford University or will the old adage The Lord looks after fools and Englishmen prove true.
Download or read book Sinistrari written by Giles Ekins and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 443 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: London, 1888. After Satanist Edward Sinistrari is condemned to hang for ritual murder of four girls, he escapes from the gallows at Newgate Prison, leaving a bloody trail in his wake. DCI Charles Collingwood is assigned to track Sinistrari down. But just as he is closing in on his quarry, Jack The Ripper begins his murderous rampage. In a London awash with blood, Collingwood is about to discover the full force of Sinistrari's diabolic powers and vengeance. But who is he, and can he be stopped?
Book Synopsis Goblin's Glory: After Dark Edition by : Jack Braxton
Download or read book Goblin's Glory: After Dark Edition written by Jack Braxton and published by JackOfHeart. This book was released on with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s been centuries, yet he still hasn't found a way to escape the vermin he’s become. The Sword Saint, a man unparalleled in combat, embarks upon a quest that derails the entire world. He forges a bargain with a trio of ancient and evil hags to slay a dragon. In exchange, they promise him immortality. Unexpectedly, the hags upheld their end of the bargain. But it came at a cost… His true name is now hated and cursed by all. Spoken only with contempt. That’s without considering his own, more personal blight. Transformed into a goblin. Ill-fated to become the thing he most loathes. He has all of eternity to come to terms with his new form. After Dark Edition: • Uncensored erotic scenes. • Exclusive interlude chapters form side character point of view. • More lewd!
Book Synopsis On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down by : James Fell
Download or read book On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down written by James Fell and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, irreverent guide to world history you never knew you needed, featuring 366 profanity-filled tales of triumph and terror, science and stupidity, courage and cowardice Those who cannot remember the past . . . need a history teacher who says “f*ck” a lot. Nazis are bad. The worst kind of bad. There are no very fine people among them. If you disagree, you won’t like this book. Still here? Cool. You are about to receive an education unlike any you’ve previously experienced. In this uproarious and informative tour from ancient times to the modern day and everything in between, James Fell, the self-proclaimed “sweary historian,” reveals a past replete with deeds both noble and despicable. Throughout the book, he provides insightful analysis of all the sh!t that went down. Behold! • In 1927, actress Mae West was sent to jail for “corrupting the morals of youth” with her first Broadway play, titled Sex. She served the time and followed up with a play about homosexuality. • In 1419, church reformers in Prague, vexed over their leader having been burned at the stake, defenestrated city leaders from a high window. They died, because those kinds of Czechs don’t bounce. • If you were in the province of Shaanxi in China on January 23, 1556, then it sucked to be you. It wasn’t the biggest earthquake ever, but it was the deadliest day in history. • In 362 B.C.E., a battle between Greek city states debilitated both sides, making the region ripe for conquering by Phillip of Macedon—aka Alex the Great’s dad—and spelling the end of Greek democracy. • In 1343, the husband of noblewoman Jeanne de Clisson was unjustly executed by the king of France. Furious, Jeanne became a pirate, selling all her possessions to fund a fleet and exact revenge. • During World War II, three Dutch teens used their beauty to lure Nazis into the forest with the promise of a good time, then out came the guns and BLAM! They sent them off to Nazi hell. If reading history doesn’t make you want to swear like a mom with a red-wine hangover walking barefoot through a LEGO-filled living room, then you’re not reading the right history. Across the ages, over 100 billion humans have lived and died. Some were motivated by greed, others by generosity. Many dedicated themselves to the art of killing, while others were focused on curing. There have been grave mistakes, and moments of greatness. And that is why . . . sh!t happens. Every day.
Book Synopsis Fake Boyfriend Material by : Lili Valente
Download or read book Fake Boyfriend Material written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-05-31 with total page 1016 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four Sizzling Fake Dating Rom Coms! Get the entire Big O Dating Specialists series together for the first time. (300,000 steamy, swoony, LOL, feel-good words!) HOT REVENGE FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Boss Romance Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry, while your ex rides off into the sunset. But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent B@stard Consulting and me, chief executive B. I've got it all…until the day my virtual assistant shows up on my doorstep needing my help. Fake dating has never felt so real. HOT KNIGHT FOR HIRE A Protective-Friends-to-Lovers Romance I'm the guy you don’t bring home to mama. As the resident bad boy of Magnificent B@stard Consulting, I have what it takes to make sure your dangerous ex thinks twice before he knocks on your door. Or I thought I did, until I meet my latest client… Now the one-who-got-away is looking up at me with her big green eyes, daring me to take on an ex as dangerous as hers. HOT MESS FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Hockey-Player Romance They say Jake “The Dragon” Falcone earned his nickname by setting fire to the ice his first season in the NHL. But just between us ladies, I’m pretty sure he earned it for the dragon in his pants. From my first hug as his fake girlfriend, it’s clear he’s packing. After a few fake dates I realize he’s packing…everywhere. Heart, brains, a killer sense of humor—Jake is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. Too bad he’s also my client and OFF LIMITS... HOT GHOST HUNTER FOR HIRE A Fake-Dating-the-Ex Second Chance Romance I was her first love, and I’m going to be her last…On paper, I have it all—good looks, good friends, a killer business, and women throwing themselves at me from every corner of the globe. But I can’t get one woman out of my head. Her. Adeline Klein, the sexy smart ass in wire-rimmed glasses and a polka-dot bikini, who stole my heart when we were teenagers.
Book Synopsis The Princess in Black and the Kitty Catastrophe by : Shannon Hale
Download or read book The Princess in Black and the Kitty Catastrophe written by Shannon Hale and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2024-09-03 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess in Black may know how to handle all kinds of monsters, but a kitten set on destruction? Me-OW! Duchess Wigtower had heard that pets are fun, but all her kitten has gotten her is nine lives' worth of problems. Eeeeek! It’s time for someone else to deal with this catastrophe. Princess Magnolia is thrilled when a kitten lands on her doorstep, but just as she’s about to play with Plumpkins (or should it be Hugmaster Floof?) the monster alarm goes off. When Princess Magnolia returns to her castle, her furry companion has carved up the wallpaper! In fact, each time Princess Magnolia leaves to help the Goat Avenger fight a very grouchy monster, her feline friend wreaks havoc. Has the Princess in Black finally met her match? Ten years after she first donned her cape, the Princess in Black returns for a purrfectly hilarious entry to the New York Times best-selling series.
