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The Real Festivus

Author : Dan J. O'Keefe
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780399532290
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (322 download)

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Download or read book The Real Festivus written by Dan J. O'Keefe and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Seinfeld writer and co-creator of the unusual Festivus holiday offers a definitive guide to the celebration of Festivus, covering the complete history, customs, games, activities, party themes, trivia, and other important aspects of the cult phenomenon. Original.

Festivus! the Book

Author : Mark Nelson
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781511556392
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (563 download)

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Download or read book Festivus! the Book written by Mark Nelson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-31 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous guide to the wackiest holiday introduced to modern society. Festivus! The Book is an up-to-date complete reference for anyone who celebrates Festivus or plans to join the fun. Learn all about the traditions of a Seinfeld-based Festivus and witness the nuances of the original Festivus, as celebrated by the O'Keefe family. See first-hand how Festivus is celebrated by others and receive plenty of advice and tips to aid in your own Festivus party plans. What foods should be prepared? Is meatloaf preferred? Should you organize a wrestling match with your father? Are you too feeble for wrestling? What about arm wrestling or even thumb wrestling? How should you Air your Grievances? Maybe this is an opportunity to complain about Grandma's clicking dentures... You'll find great answers to all these questions, and more. "This book completes Festivus' transformation from borderline child endangerment to beloved pop-cultural footnote of the late 1990s." ~ Seinfeld Writer Dan O'Keefe

Festivus

Author : Allen Salkin
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0446545910
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Festivus written by Allen Salkin and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2008-10-10 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brand-new and revised edition of the hilarious guide to the national anti-holiday made famous by Seinfeld, complete with never-before-seen material, photos, and illustrations on how to prepare and enjoy your very own Festivus.

Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit

Author : Running Press
Publisher : RP Minis
ISBN 13 : 9780762462360
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (623 download)

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Download or read book Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) 5 Human Fund donation gift cards 2 magnets Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld: Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us! Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio. Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!

Seinfeldia

Author : Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476756112
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Seinfeldia written by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An uproarious behind-the-scenes account of the creation of the hit television series describes how comedians Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld dreamed up the idea for an unconventional sitcom over coffee and how, despite network skepticism and minimal plotlines, achieved mainstream success, "--NoveList.

The Seinfeld Scripts

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060953039
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book The Seinfeld Scripts written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1998-04-30 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

White Fragility

Author : Dr. Robin DiAngelo
Publisher : Beacon Press
ISBN 13 : 0807047422
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book White Fragility written by Dr. Robin DiAngelo and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2018-06-26 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times best-selling book exploring the counterproductive reactions white people have when their assumptions about race are challenged, and how these reactions maintain racial inequality. In this “vital, necessary, and beautiful book” (Michael Eric Dyson), antiracist educator Robin DiAngelo deftly illuminates the phenomenon of white fragility and “allows us to understand racism as a practice not restricted to ‘bad people’ (Claudia Rankine). Referring to the defensive moves that white people make when challenged racially, white fragility is characterized by emotions such as anger, fear, and guilt, and by behaviors including argumentation and silence. These behaviors, in turn, function to reinstate white racial equilibrium and prevent any meaningful cross-racial dialogue. In this in-depth exploration, DiAngelo examines how white fragility develops, how it protects racial inequality, and what we can do to engage more constructively.

From Scratch

Author : Allen Salkin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0425272869
Total Pages : 513 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book From Scratch written by Allen Salkin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 513 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty Years of Dish from Flay and Fieri to Deen and DeLaurentiis... Includes a New Afterword! “I don’t want this shown. I want the tapes of this whole series destroyed.”—Martha Stewart “In those days, the main requirement to be on the Food Network was being able to get there by subway.”—Bobby Flay “She seems to suggest that you can make good food easily, in minutes, using Cheez Whiz and chopped-up Pringles and packaged chili mix.”—Anthony Bourdain This is the definitive history of The Food Network from its earliest days as a long-shot business gamble to its current status as a cable obsession for millions, home along the way to such icons as Emeril Lagasse, Rachael Ray, Mario Batali, Alton Brown, and countless other celebrity chefs. Using extensive inside access and interviews with hundreds of executives, stars, and employees, From Scratch is a tantalizing, delicious look at the intersection of business, pop culture, and food. INCLUDES PHOTOS

The Real Book for Beginning Ukulele Players

Author : Larry E. Newman
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781519333421
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book The Real Book for Beginning Ukulele Players written by Larry E. Newman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-15 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of seventy famous songs for the beginning ukulele player that uses just six different notes. (C-D-E-F-G-A) Easy to read over-sized notation includes two versions of each song - one with letters inside the note-heads and one with regular musical notation. Basic chord changes also included.

Xavier Marx and the Missing Masterpieces

Author : Sean Cronin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781098397302
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (973 download)

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Download or read book Xavier Marx and the Missing Masterpieces written by Sean Cronin and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-27 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When shy Xavier goes on a field trip to an art museum, all he wants to see is Vincent van Gogh's "The Starry Night." But suddenly the museum's masterpieces go missing and Xavier must come out of his shell to figure out where the paintings went, who took them, and why. This fun mystery delights, as its whimsical rhymes and joyous pictures take the reader on a dazzling journey of discovery. Proudly featuring art from children around the world, this book is a treat for all ages. Children, parents, and teachers will love this adventurous story! Get ready to let your curiosity soar as you join Xavier to solve this mystery. The cherry on top is a real-life treasure hunt hidden within the book's pages. Who will be the first to discover the real-world location where a treasure awaits and claim the $10,000 prize? This treasure hunt benefits the International Child Art Foundation and proudly features art from child artists around the world.

Scottish Buddhist Cookbook

Author : Jay Craig
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692571231
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (712 download)

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Download or read book Scottish Buddhist Cookbook written by Jay Craig and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-20 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Scottish Buddhist Cookbook is a collection of short stories, crock pot recipes, and Scottish Buddhist propaganda.

Nightlord

Author : Garon Whited
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692524336
Total Pages : 780 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Nightlord written by Garon Whited and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-31 with total page 780 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's not easy, being King. Especially since he has an allergy to sunrise and sunset, a fire-goddess for a mother-in-law, demonic adversaries, random assassins, and a basement full of insecurities to cope with. Add to that his daughter, the priestess/princess, a couple of lightly-deranged professional magicians, a whole city full of wizards, and enough squabbling princes to resemble a kindergarten argument. It's enough to make a man want to just go home. Luckily for Eric, he has the world's largest pet rock, a smart-mouthed sword, and a horse that not only understands him, but likes him anyway.

Christmas Duet Fun Book for Recorder

Author : Larry E. Newman
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541194076
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (94 download)

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Book Synopsis Christmas Duet Fun Book for Recorder by : Larry E. Newman

Download or read book Christmas Duet Fun Book for Recorder written by Larry E. Newman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than two dozen easy to play Christmas and Hanukkah duets for a festive holiday season including O' Come Little Children, Bring a Torch, Jeanette Isabella, Jolly Old St. Nick, O Come, O Come Emmanuel, Ding Dong Merrily on High, Silent Night, Jingle Bells, O Come All Ye Faithfu, lAngels We Have Heard on High, We Three Kings, Joy to the World, Hark, the Herald Angels Sing, Up On the Housetop, Toyland, O Holy Night, Away in a Manger, Go Tell It on the Mountain, The First Noel, I Have a Little Dreidel, Dreidel Turn, The Hanukkah Song

Baby, Make Me Breakfast

Author : Lisa Brown
Publisher : McSweeney's, Irregulars
ISBN 13 : 9781932416466
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Baby, Make Me Breakfast written by Lisa Brown and published by McSweeney's, Irregulars. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Little ones learn to help out around the house with this humorous book from McSweeney's new Irregulars series. Many people are parents, and many parents get hungry. It's time to show those infants how to concoct a simple breakfast! This instructional board book teaches precious little angels to be useful, at long last. It's a delicious way to start the day. Thanks, Baby!

Stolen Lightning

Author : Daniel Lawrence O'Keefe
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 9780394716343
Total Pages : 598 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book Stolen Lightning written by Daniel Lawrence O'Keefe and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1983 with total page 598 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An interdisciplinary investigation of the role of magic in human societies, past and present, asserts that magic remains an important element in contemporary civilizations

Himalayan Mood Lamp

Author : Marlo Scrimizzi
Publisher : RP Minis
ISBN 13 : 9780762464135
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (641 download)

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Download or read book Himalayan Mood Lamp written by Marlo Scrimizzi and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This mini Himalayan mood lamp is made from real salt and rotates through a rainbow of colors! While standard Himalayan salt lamps glow orange (or pink), this 2-1/4-inch mood lamp rotates through a full spectrum of colors, each associated with a different mood or emotion to create feelings of tranquility and peace in any working or living space. Also included is a 2-inch white base with lightbulb and a 32-page book with everything you need to know about your mood lamp and the meanings behind each color.

The Haggadah About Nothing

Author : Rabbi Sam Reinstein
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578832821
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (328 download)

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Download or read book The Haggadah About Nothing written by Rabbi Sam Reinstein and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-20 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Haggadah about Nothing by Rabbi Sam Reinstein features commentary and parody connecting the Haggadah, the Exodus story, and other Jewish texts to the nine seasons of the seminal show, Seinfeld.