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Download or read book The Queen of Farts written by Sally Stone and published by . This book was released on 2023 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to a fart in royal society, keeping it a secret can create much anxiety! If you knew it was the Queen (without a doubt), would you keep a secret, or would you blurt it out?
Book Synopsis Does the Queen Fart? by : Heather Gordon
Download or read book Does the Queen Fart? written by Heather Gordon and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Valentine doesn't understand why his mum thinks farting is such a big deal, especially when she feeds him healthy fruits and vegetables that make him gassy. After all, everyone farts, don't they? One day, Valentine and Mum learn that the Queen is in town--and she's planning a visit to their home for tea! As they prepare for the royal arrival, the gassy little boy can't help but let his toots tootle and his poots pass. But when the Queen arrives, he'll make a startling discovery about his mum and get a resounding answer to a very important question: Does the Queen fart?
Download or read book Notebook written by Tink and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 120 College Ruled White Pages 6"x9" Glossy Cover Great for writing projects, as a personal diary or a composition book Professional Quality Smooth paper for writing li>A perfect gift for adults, children, teens & tweens
Download or read book Notebook written by Tanya HugesNotebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny s Co Queen of Farts T- funny 6x9 inch notebook
Book Synopsis The History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Download or read book Blame It on the Dog written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2006-09-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That's just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE? In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England's Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air.
Book Synopsis The Complete Book of Farts by : Alec Bromcie
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
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Download or read book The Hospital written by Barbara O'Hare and published by Bonnier Publishing Ltd.. This book was released on 2017-02-09 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A shocking expose of the appalling abuse and experimentation carried out on vulnerable children at Aston Hall Hospital, Derbyshire, in the 60s and 70s.
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Book Synopsis Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CRITICAL ACCLAIM "…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan "Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy "What man doesn't think flatulence is still an important, interesting, entertaining, even exciting aspect of our everyday lives? A man who hasn't been taught the fine art of bottling a fart, that's who." --Angry Games PRODUCT DESCRIPTION Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume. Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all. BOTTLING FARTS Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap. GOING DUTCH Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined. MARRIAGE STINKS Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts? BONUS! Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 includes the bonus story I Am Fart (approximately 1,130 words).
Book Synopsis Ten Stinky Stories Vol. 1 by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Ten Stinky Stories Vol. 1 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2015-12-05 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words). BOTTLING FARTS Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap. GOING DUTCH Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined. MARRIAGE STINKS Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts? GASTROINTESTINAL BLUES Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? THE WOULD BE ASTRONAUT Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. THE $500 QUESTION Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? FINDING FLOOFY When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" TILL DEATH DO US FART Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. WEEKEND GETAWAY When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering. Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process? BONUS! Also includes the bonus story I Am Fart.
Book Synopsis Princess Pumpalot by : Robin Mitchell
Download or read book Princess Pumpalot written by Robin Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks by : Bree Kingwind
Download or read book The Subtle Art of Fart Remarks written by Bree Kingwind and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cut through the embarrassment when you cut the cheese with this illustrated collection of jokes, quips, and funny comments. Everybody farts! But nobody knows what to say when it happens . . . until now! It’s inevitable. There will come a time when you just can’t hold it in any longer. And then, a fart. You’ve been there before and you will be there again. But what can you do in that situation? How can you break the awkward silence and move on with life? Cover it up? Look for someone to blame? Take responsibility for it and face the music? This cute and funny gift book explores over 100 potential fart remarks that are sure to bring the right amount of humor to a variety of fart filled circumstances. Whether you’re sitting in the bathroom stall, driving in the car, or working in the office, this book provided a colossal collection of clever comments that are sure to clear the air.
Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Dan DiSorbo and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Book Synopsis Don D. Nibbelink's Fearsome Folklore of Farting by : Don D. Nibbelink
Download or read book Don D. Nibbelink's Fearsome Folklore of Farting written by Don D. Nibbelink and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seekers of lowbrow laughs can turn to this comical collection of facts and fancies about the windy wonder and the art it has inspired, in this witty paean to all that is silent but deadly.
Book Synopsis Battle of the Butts by : Jocelyn Rish
Download or read book Battle of the Butts written by Jocelyn Rish and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know manatees swim using farts? Or that herrings communicate by passing gas? Butts are used for breathing, eating, swimming, talking, and even killing in the animal kingdom. Focusing on ten different animals and their derrières, and offering fun facts about their origin, habitat, and "posterior power," this hilarious book captures the wonder of our ecosystem. Which animal has the coolest butt power? That's up to you to decide! An MASL Dogwood Reader's Award Title Towner Award Winner 2024 Texas Topaz Nonfiction Reading List Selection
