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The Parking Ticket Awards

Author : Barrie Segal
Publisher : Anova Books
ISBN 13 : 9781906032029
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (32 download)

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Download or read book The Parking Ticket Awards written by Barrie Segal and published by Anova Books. This book was released on 2007-08 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is enough to drive you parking mad. It's bad enough to return to your parked car to find a ticket stuck on your car windscreen. But what if you've still got an hour left on your permit, but the traffic warden decides to pre-emptively strike, as he thinks you'll go over? Or if your car is sat there because it has broken down? Or if your car isn't a car at all, but a bus, a rabbit hutch or a dead cow? Barrie Segal is 'the UK's leading parking ticket expert' according to Top Gear's Richard Hammond. In 'The Parking Ticket Awards', he has trawled through his vast collection of parking ticket stories to reveal the worst and weirdest traffic warden behaviour. The stories include - the dead cows ticketed as 'unattended vehicles'; the stolen car that was left as a burnt out wreck, and ticketed; the National Blood Service van that was ticketed as people donated blood inside; the bus that picked up both passengers...and a ticket; the van driver who threw his parking ticket on the pavement in disgust...only to be fined for littering; and, how even celebs like Madonna, Jude Law and Kate Middleton found themselves on the wrong side of the law. So park yourself down and indulge yourself in this hilarious compendium of traffic warden tales - it will be just the ticket.

The Crazy Parking Ticket Awards

Author : Barrie Segal
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781973487630
Total Pages : 159 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (876 download)

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Download or read book The Crazy Parking Ticket Awards written by Barrie Segal and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-14 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is enough to drive you parking mad. It's bad enough to return to your parked car to find a ticket stuck on your car windscreen. But what if you've still got an hour left on your permit, but the traffic warden decides to pre-emptively strike, as he thinks you'll go over? Or if your car is sat there because it has broken down? Or if your car isn't a car at all, but a bus, a rabbit hutch or a dead cow? Barrie Segal is 'the UK's leading parking ticket expert' according to Top Gear's Richard Hammond. In 'The Parking Ticket Awards', he has trawled through his vast collection of parking ticket stories to reveal the worst and weirdest traffic warden behaviour. The stories include - the dead cows ticketed as 'unattended vehicles'; the stolen car that was left as a burnt out wreck, and ticketed; the National Blood Service van that was ticketed as people donated blood inside; the bus that picked up both passengers...and a ticket; the van driver who threw his parking ticket on the pavement in disgust...only to be fined for littering; and, how even celebrities like Madonna, Jude Law and Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge found themselves on the wrong side of the law. So park yourself down and indulge yourself in this hilarious compendium of traffic warden tales - it will be just the ticket.

Barmy Britain - Bizarre and True Stories From Across the Nation

Author : Jack Crossley
Publisher : Kings Road Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1857829247
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book Barmy Britain - Bizarre and True Stories From Across the Nation written by Jack Crossley and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2008-11-03 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious compendium of all that's weird and wonderful about life in the British Isles - the eccentric, bizarre bureaucracy and outright oddity reported over the last year by the nation's newspapers, including: Guardian headline, 'Man with false leg hit with toilet lid.'; The Astrological Magazine, 'announces that it is to cease due to unforeseen circumstances.' Jack Crossley spent some 40 years in Fleet Street and has compiled this laugh-out-loud collection of anecdotes and strange goings-on which sound so outlandish you certainly couldn't make them up.

Bondage: Campus Parking Ticket Roundup 2

Author : Felix Dartmouth
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781980403272
Total Pages : 131 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (32 download)

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Download or read book Bondage: Campus Parking Ticket Roundup 2 written by Felix Dartmouth and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-26 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Bondage Campus Parking Ticket Roundup series continues with Book #2 on amazon.com Kindle program!There was a continued crisis at the small Texas teacher's college - millions of dollars of unpaid parking tickets had gone unpaid! As the newly hired Deputy of Police faced the Board of Directors, it was clear that he must develop and execute a plan which would bring these much-needed funds into the school coffers.In a student body of well-to-do young women, he realized the sensitivity of the matter. In big cities, the formula for collecting fines was to arrest and jail the scofflaws, and upon payment of the fines, the offender would be released. Surely, he voiced to the Board, this would not be appropriate for these future Texas teachers.The editor of the campus newspaper took notice of the circulation increase possibilities of images of the arrests of the beautiful young collegiate appearing on his front page and the corresponding advertising revenue. He was delighted when young Juana, a Hispanic beauty-content winner and one of his best reports volunteered to go undercover as a bound inmate! Will her sacrifice in submitting to prison yield her the increase in reputation that she desires?The Board of Directors at the school approves a purchase of ball-gags, transport belts, and additional modular jail cells to house the young women under arrest. Will their plans to keep arresting the young women of the college bring in the additional revenues they need?Billy Marks and a handsome young deputy is assigned to transport 4 chained women up to the State Prison for women. Can he keep these for troublesome female prisoners chained and gagged until they are safely locked behind bars?And, let's not forget the lovely virgin, Erica Barton. She is about to marry her long-time love Tom, who is now having an affair with her slutty maid-of-honor Lisa. Will Erica lose her virginity in a forced conjugal visit with her unfaithful husband?All these adventures and much more are yours for the reading in "Campus Parking Ticket 2"!Yours,Felix Dartmouth

The Little Book of Parking Tickets

Author : Steven Appleby
Publisher : Piatkus Books
ISBN 13 : 9780749951610
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Parking Tickets written by Steven Appleby and published by Piatkus Books. This book was released on 2007-11-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As everyone knows, the parking ticket is the most serious threat to individual liberty, an everyday symbol of the arbitrary power of government. It's your duty to fight back, and with the help of Steven Appleby and George Mole, you'll be able to transform all that anger and frustration into personal growth and achievement. The Little Book of Parking Tickets will not only teach you to talk your way out of fines and escape prosecution, but reclaim your piece of mind and your parking space! What's more, it will turn the weapon of your enemy into your shield. Carefully crafted tickets let you become your own parking warden: choose one, slip it under the wiper blade of a suitable vehicle and retreat unseen to a safe distance! Complete with a potted history of parking (citations from biblical, mediaeval and renaissance eras, as well as The Golden Age of Parking), as well as a collection of tickets from other lands (and beyond), this is the ultimate gift for any driver, or passenger, on your list. (Now go move your car.)

Congressional Award Program

Author : United States. General Accounting Office
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Congressional Award Program written by United States. General Accounting Office and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Tokyo Ueno Station (National Book Award Winner)

Author : Yu Miri
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593187520
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Tokyo Ueno Station (National Book Award Winner) written by Yu Miri and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-06-22 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WINNER OF THE 2020 NATIONAL BOOK AWARD IN TRANSLATED LITERATURE A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK OF THE YEAR A surreal, devastating story of a homeless ghost who haunts one of Tokyo's busiest train stations. Kazu is dead. Born in Fukushima in 1933, the same year as the Japanese Emperor, his life is tied by a series of coincidences to the Imperial family and has been shaped at every turn by modern Japanese history. But his life story is also marked by bad luck, and now, in death, he is unable to rest, doomed to haunt the park near Ueno Station in Tokyo. Kazu's life in the city began and ended in that park; he arrived there to work as a laborer in the preparations for the 1964 Tokyo Olympics and ended his days living in the vast homeless village in the park, traumatized by the destruction of the 2011 tsunami and shattered by the announcement of the 2020 Olympics. Through Kazu's eyes, we see daily life in Tokyo buzz around him and learn the intimate details of his personal story, how loss and society's inequalities and constrictions spiraled towards this ghostly fate, with moments of beauty and grace just out of reach. A powerful masterwork from one of Japan's most brilliant outsider writers, Tokyo Ueno Station is a book for our times and a look into a marginalized existence in a shiny global megapolis.

The Motorist's Guide to Parking Tickets

Author : John Squires
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1904744214
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book The Motorist's Guide to Parking Tickets written by John Squires and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2004 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by an ex-local government officer with over 25 years experience in traffic management and parking, this guide is designed to help motorists avoid parking tickets and how to challenge any that have been incorrectly or unfairly issued.

A Dictionary of Cinema Quotations from Filmmakers and Critics

Author : Stephen M. Ringler
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 0786437634
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (864 download)

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Download or read book A Dictionary of Cinema Quotations from Filmmakers and Critics written by Stephen M. Ringler and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2008-04-19 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The cinema isn’t a slice of life, it’s a slice of cake”—Alfred Hitchcock. “If you make a popular movie, you start to think where have I failed?”—Woody Allen. “A film is the world in an hour and a half”—Jean-Luc Godard. “I think you have to be slightly psychopathic to make movies”—David Cronenberg. This compendium contains more than 3,400 quotations from filmmakers and critics discussing their craft. About 1,850 film people are included—Buñuel, Capra, Chaplin, Disney, Fellini, Fitzgerald, Griffith, Kael, Kurasawa, Pathé, Sarris, Schwarzenegger, Spielberg, Waters and Welles among them. The quotations are arranged under 31 topics such as acting, animation, audience, budget, casting, critics, costume design, directing, locations, reviews, screenwriting, special effects and stardom. Indexing by filmmakers (or critics), by film titles and by narrow subjects provides a rich array of points of access.

Laws of the State of New York

Author : New York (State)
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1272 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Laws of the State of New York written by New York (State) and published by . This book was released on with total page 1272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Arbitration handbook

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 592 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Arbitration handbook written by and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Ticket Masters

Author : Dean Budnick
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101580550
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Ticket Masters written by Dean Budnick and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-24 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A clear, comprehensive look at a murky business.” —The Wall Street Journal Your favorite band has just announced their nationwide tour. Should you pay to join their fan club and get in on the pre-sale? No, you decide to wait. But the on-sale date arrives, and the site is jammed. You can’t get on—and the concert is sold out in six minutes. What happened? What now? Music journalists Dean Budnick and Josh Baron chronicle the behind-the-scenes history of the modern concert industry. Filled with entertaining rock-and-roll anecdotes about The Rolling Stones, The Grateful Dead, Pearl Jam, and more—and charting the emergence of players like Ticketmaster, StubHub, Live Nation, and Outbox—Ticket Masters will transfix every concertgoer who wonders just where the price of admission really goes. This edition has an updated epilogue that covers recent industry developments.

The Deadly Award

Author : B. T. Roman
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1618976834
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (189 download)

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Download or read book The Deadly Award written by B. T. Roman and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this compelling novel, chemist Daniel Thomas tries to prove that his wife and unborn child were murdered. He makes it his mission in life to seek revenge. Meanwhile, deadly lint particles are unleashed in Miami, victims are dropping like flies, and he is the prime suspect. Homicide Detective Steve McDonald has been confined to administrative duties for publicly embarrassing the department following the death of a suspect in his custody. He is reassigned to active duty in time to help hunt down the "Lint Killer," as the police try to save the lives of thousands of potential victims. An international game of power, greed, and money is discovered as the investigation takes a new turn. Born in Nicaragua, B.T. Roman is a legal assistant for a real estate law firm in Miami. She previously worked in the crime lab bureau of the Miami-Dade Police Department. This is her first book. Deadly Affiliations is the second book in this series, and a third is already in the works. Publisher's website: http: //sbpra.com/BTRoman

The Canning Season

Author : Polly Horvath
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429965096
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book The Canning Season written by Polly Horvath and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2003-05-07 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love under trying circumstances One night out of the blue, Ratchet Clark's ill-natured mother tells her that Ratchet will be leaving their Pensacola apartment momentarily to take the train up north. There she will spend the summer with her aged relatives Penpen and Tilly, inseparable twins who couldn't look more different from each other. Staying at their secluded house, Ratchet is treated to a passel of strange family history and local lore, along with heaps of generosity and care that she has never experienced before. Also, Penpen has recently espoused a new philosophy – whatever shows up on your doorstep you have to let in. Through thick wilderness, down forgotten, bear-ridden roads, come a variety of characters, drawn to Penpen and Tilly's open door. It is with vast reservations that the cautious Tilly allows these unwelcome guests in. But it turns out that unwelcome guests may bring the greatest gifts. By turns dark and humorous, Polly Horvath offers adolescent readers enough quirky characters and outrageous situations to leave them reeling! The Canning Season is the winner of the 2003 National Book Award for Young People's Literature.

Torts

Author : John C. P. Goldberg
Publisher : Oxford University Press, USA
ISBN 13 : 0195373979
Total Pages : 437 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book Torts written by John C. P. Goldberg and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2010 with total page 437 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christina Brooks Whitman, Francis A. Allen Collegiate Professor of Law, University of Michigan Law School --

Beat That Parking Ticket

Author : Haskell Nussbaum
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780978682569
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (825 download)

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Download or read book Beat That Parking Ticket written by Haskell Nussbaum and published by . This book was released on 2006-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beat That Parking Ticket is the most comprehensive ? and entertaining ? book about parking tickets that you?ll ever find. It contains information about how to fight tickets that is simply impossible to obtain if you haven?t actually worked as a parking ticket judge. It is also replete with amusing stories. A complete reference guide for fighting tickets in New York City, whether by mail, web, or in person. Discover:? Why some excuses never work -- even if they're true.? When you should mail in your defense -- and when to go in person.? The ins and outs of confusing signs -- and what judges think about them.? What to avoid saying or doing at any cost.? How to appeal a losing ticket most effectively? How to spot defective tickets -- and get off on a technicality.? Outrageous and hilarious stories from "behind the bench."And much, much more.Every day Judges hear the same excuses. And every day they reject them with about the same level of attention as they would devote to plucking off a stray hair that fell on their jackets.Beat That Parking Ticket is the antidote to the plague of guilty verdicts that parking ticket judges in New York routinely dish out.Haskell Nussbaum explains which excuses will never fly ? and which have a fighting chance. He reveals the nitty gritty details of the law that can help you win you case ? and avoid tickets to begin with. And he does it in an entertaining way, sprinkling the book with amusing quotes and outrageous samples of actual defenses and letters that he adjudicated.About the AuthorHaskell Nussbaum is an attorney and a freelance writer who worked as a parking ticket judge in New York City. While there, he adjudicated thousands of tickets and collected stories and insights from many judges, to make Beat That Parking Ticket, A Complete Guide for New York City the most comprehensive behind-the-scenes guide to fighting parking tickets.

Bolivar

Author : Sean Rubin
Publisher : Boom! Studios
ISBN 13 : 1613987951
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (139 download)

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Download or read book Bolivar written by Sean Rubin and published by Boom! Studios. This book was released on 2017-11-15 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Going extinct isn't for everyone. Sybil knows that there is something off about her next door neighbor, but she can't seem to get anyone to believe her. Everyone is so busy going about their days in the busy streets of New York City that they don't notice Bolivar. They don't notice his odd height, his tiny arms, or his long tail. No one but Sybil sees that Bolivar is a dinosaur. When an unlikely parking ticket pulls Bolivar into an adventure from City Hall to New York's Natural History Museum, he must finally make a choice: continue to live unnoticed, or let the city see who he really is.