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Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523008189
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780523405353
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (53 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrat-Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1978 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (848 download)
Download or read book The Official Republican Joke Book written by larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Wayne Smith
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (876 download)
Download or read book The Republican Joke Book written by Wayne Smith and published by . This book was released on 2024-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you feeling downtrodden as you watch the News channels spout endless nonsense? Do you ever tire of hearing politicians lie through their new veneers? Are you becoming bored of arguing on social media? Then why not pick up The Republican Joke Book, a wonderful assortment of jokes, anecdotes, and stories that are guaranteed to make your friends laugh (...unless they identify as sensitive liberals). Filled to the brim with humor about elections, Presidents, politicians, and (of course) Democrats. The Republican Joke Book is a book that lets you take a step back and chuckle at the state of modern politics. The Republican Joke Book features, among other things: ● Jokes on a variety of topics within the world of politics. ● Strange but true events and quotes from some of the most well-recognized politicians in American history. ● Hilarious commentaries on modern debate. ● Excellent, fresh satirical cartoons. All you need is a sense of humor, and you're away. You'll laugh at every demographic of society - no one is off limits or safe from ridicule in this excellent compendium of hilarity. Take the time to have a chuckle at the bare-faced insanity that is US politics and pick up your copy of The Republican Joke Book today. WARNING: Some of the jokes may cause minor amounts of upset among sensitive readers. If you find yourself becoming unhappy, please feel free to go onto your favored social media platform, type up a rant, don't post it, and take a moment to realize that no one cares - at all.
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468078565
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (785 download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-15 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the republican.The republican's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523008189
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrat/Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523407050
Total Pages : 5 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (7 download)
Download or read book More the Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 5 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : John Morton Blum
Publisher : Harvard University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780674763029
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (63 download)
Download or read book The Republican Roosevelt written by John Morton Blum and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 1977 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about politics and politicians; about elections, lawmaking, governing, and how they work. It is also about power, its increasing concentration in American society, and its implications at home and abroad especially for those who exercise it. It is a book about the Republican Party during the period in which it developed the forces and frictions which still characterize it today. Finally, it is a book about a remarkably successful and vibrant man who contained within himself much of the best and the worst of his environment, who contributed generously to American life, who knew in his time disappointment, temptation, and pain, but also glory; a man remembered most by his intimates for the "fun of him." The author is in an enviable position to assess these matters. During five years as Associate Editor of The Letters of Theodore Roosevelt, he read and studied all TR's letters as well as all his published works, and delved deeply into the relevant literature of the period, including the vast material in the Congressional Record. From this rich store, John Morton Blum has drawn a new interpretation of Roosevelt the conservative, Roosevelt the professional Republican politician and Roosevelt the leader of men. He presents new material on Roosevelt's work as the manager of the Republican Party and as manager of Congress. He relates Roosevelt's roles in these situations to his conduct of foreign policy--a foreign policy so anticipatory of that of contemporary America--and to his Progressiveness--a doctrine of government with strong affinities to both the New Deal and the New Crusade.
Author : Nate Roberts
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781502706317
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (63 download)
Download or read book The Best Ideas from the Republican Party Over the Past 100 Years written by Nate Roberts and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-10-27 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Democrat who's fed up with the Republicans? Do you have countless disagreements with family, friends or that annoying Republican from across the aisle? Well, if so, this book is for you (to give to them)! End the discussion once and for all and get the last laugh. You'll enjoy the look on their face when they receive this book and realize there are over 100 pages of blank space, proving just how many good ideas the Republicans have had over the past 100 years. None! Whether giving it as a gift, leaving it on your coffee table or desk at work or simply using the space to write down some actual good ideas, you'll always have the last laugh. More “books” at www.laughoutloudbooks.com
Author : Activist Squad
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781702853200
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (532 download)
Download or read book All the Reasons to Vote Republican written by Activist Squad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALL THE REASONS TO VOTE REPUBLICAN Every logical reason to vote for Republicans could fill up a book... a blank book! After an extensive and exhausting search, our team of experts has concluded that there is absolutely no reason to vote for Republicans. The party is corrupt and work for companies, billionaires and lobbyists. This 6" x 9" blank book makes a great political gag gift! It also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: Dimensions: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined journal paper Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for a white elephant party. Click brand name to find more joke books for anyone is ready for Trump to finally be impeached and Democrats to regain control of our government.
Author : Scott Sams
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781687868664
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (686 download)
Download or read book Trump Wins/ Dems Lose! written by Scott Sams and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TRUMP WINS/ DEMS LOSE!: The 2020 Republican Joke Book! .Question: Why is Donald Trump the perfect leader for the Republican Party, a party whose symbol is an elephant?.Answer: Like the elephant, he is big, bold, a bit unpredictable, roars a lot. You'd be better off staying out of his way!.Trump draws large crowds everywhere he goes. The Democrats don't, yet they claim they represent the American people!.The 2020 election campaign has begun, and here is the best pro-Trump, pro-Republican joke book! Featuring hundreds of jokes on topics such as Nancy Pelosi, Obama, Hillary, infighting among Dems, the Democratic candidates, favorite bumper stickers, the differences between Republicans and Democrats, future bestsellers by Democrats, and funny jokes about how Democrats are lazy or dumb or just plain wrong, this book is a MUST HAVE this election season!.The author is a 36 year veteran comedy writer whose books have sold millions. A Libertarian, he is upset there is little conservative humor on late-night comedy shows. He wants to change that, and show with this book that Republicans can be funny!.More jokes:.DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANSParty Symbol:Republicans: The elephant, one of the largest and most powerful creatures on earth.Democrats: A jackass..Favorite Pastimes:Democrats: Spending other people's money.Republicans: Making money..Favorite Occupations:Democrats: Dog walkers, Uber drivers, Hug Therapists, TempsRepublicans: Police, Firemen, Soldiers, Executives..Favorite Ways of Getting Rich:Democrats: Winning the lottery. Suing for personal injuries.Republicans: Spending less than they earn and saving and investing the rest. Building a business with hard work and long hours..It was so cold in Vermont this year, I saw Democrats with their hands in their own pockets!·How are the Democratic candidates like Santa Claus?You want to believe in them but you just can't..How do we know Lois Lane was a Democrat?Because she's always looking for someone to save her..Buy this book now and get started laughing! Just push the button on the top right of this page. It is sold with a money-back guarantee in Amazon credit, so what do you have to lose?
Author : Erich Origen
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1607743922
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus! written by Erich Origen and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2012 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the satirical masterminds behind the "New York Times" bestseller "Goodnight Bush" comes this scathingly funny political parody of the contemporary children's classic "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!"
Author : Frank Benjamin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781402244100
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (441 download)
Download or read book You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If... written by Frank Benjamin and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This updated laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own. You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... You're really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president. You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom. You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously. You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland. You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If.. You're really, really looking forward to Sarah Palin running for president. Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were tickedoff when your retirement investments tanked. For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!
Author : Ann Coulter
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621571963
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (215 download)
Download or read book Never Trust a Liberal Over Three?Especially a Republican written by Ann Coulter and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-14 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You have NEVER seen Coulter like this before! Coulter is uncensored, unapologetic, and unflinching in her ruthless mockery of liberals, sissies, morons, hypocrites, and all other species of politician. Coulter doesn’t stop at the politicians, though. Watch her skewer pundits, salesmen, celebrities, and bureaucrats with ruthlessness and hilarity. No topic is safe! This is Coulter at her most incisive, funny, and brilliant, featuring irreverent and hilarious material her syndicators were too afraid to print!
Author : Jordan Blashek
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316423785
Total Pages : 275 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)
Download or read book Union written by Jordan Blashek and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two friends—a Democrat and a Republican—travel across America "on a deeply personal journey through the heart of a divided nation . . . to find growth, hope and fundamental strength in their own lives" (Bob Woodward) and the country they love, in good times and bad. In the year before Donald Trump was elected president, Jordan Blashek, a Republican Marine, and Chris Haugh, a Democrat and son of a single mother from Berkeley, CA, formed an unlikely friendship. Jordan was fresh off his service in the Marines and feeling a bit out of place at Yale Law School. Chris was yearning for a sense of mission after leaving Washington D.C. Over the months, Jordan and Chris's friendship blossomed not in spite of, but because of, their political differences. So they decided to hit the road in search of reasons to strengthen their bond in an era of strife and partisanship. What follows is a three-year adventure story, across forty-four states and along 20,000 miles of road to find out exactly where the American experiment stands at the close of the second decade of the twenty-first century. In their search, Jordan and Chris go from the tear gas-soaked streets of a Trump rally in Phoenix, Arizona to the Mexican highways running between Tijuana and Juarez. They witness the full scope of American life, from lobster trawlers and jazz clubs of Portland and New Orleans to the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma and the prisons of Detroit, where former addicts and inmates painstakingly put their lives back together. Union is a road narrative, a civics lesson, and an unforgettable window into one epic friendship. We ride along with Jordan and Chris for the whole journey, listening in on front-seat arguments and their conversations with Americans from coast to coast. We also peer outside the car to understand America's hot-button topics, including immigration, mass incarceration, and the military-civilian divide. And by the time Jordan and Chris kill the engine for the last time, they answer one of the most pressing questions of our time: How far apart are we really?
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781565072787
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (727 download)
Download or read book The Unofficial Liberal Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Clay Travis
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062878557
Total Pages : 301 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (628 download)
Download or read book Republicans Buy Sneakers Too written by Clay Travis and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National Bestseller! Sports media superstar Clay Travis wants to save sports from the social justice warriors seeking to turn them into another political battleground. Have you ever tuned into your favorite sports highlights show, only to find the talking heads yammering about the newest Trump tweets or what an athlete thinks about the second amendment? The way Clay Travis sees it, sports are barely about sports anymore. Whether it’s in the stadium or the studio, the conversation isn’t about who’s talented and who stinks. It’s about who said the right or wrong thing from the sidelines or on social media. And we know which side is playing referee in that game. Having ruined journalism and Hollywood, far left-wing activists have now turned to sports. Travis argues it’s time for right-thinking fans everywhere to put down their beers and reclaim their teams and their traditions. In Republicans Buy Sneakers, Too he replays the arguments he’s won and lays out all the battles ahead. His goal is simple: to make sports great again. Travis wants sports to remain the great equalizer and ultimate meritocracy—a passion that unites Americans of all races, genders, and creeds, providing an opportunity to find common ground and an escape from polarizing commentary. He takes readers through the recent politicization of sports, controversy by controversy and untalented-but-celebrated hero by hero, and skewers outlets like ESPN which spend more time mimicking MSNBC than covering sports. Travis hopes that if we can stop sports from being just another political battlefield, and return it to our common ground, we can come together as a country again.
