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Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523008189
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrat/Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523407050
Total Pages : 5 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (7 download)
Download or read book More the Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 5 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780523405353
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (53 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrat-Republican Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1978 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Larry Wilde
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780523008189
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrat Joke Book written by Larry Wilde and published by . This book was released on 1976 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mike Hunt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781463601997
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (19 download)
Download or read book The Official Democrats Are Such a Joke Book written by Mike Hunt and published by . This book was released on 2011-06-27 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Politics can be a dirty business, so sometimes it's a good idea to lighten up! Anthony Weiner. Barack Obama. Bill and Hillary Clinton. Nancy Pelosi. The list of Democrat politicians who have provided fodder for pundits and late night comedians is almost endless! Conservatives will delight in these jokes, and all but the most humorless of liberals will have to admit some of these jokes are pretty darn funny!
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468076707
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (767 download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Democrat Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of democrat jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Democrat Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of democrat jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one democrat joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many democrat jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do democrats wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An democrat and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The democrat turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the democrat.The democrat's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the democrat who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do democrats laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author : Michael J. Knowles
Publisher : Threshold Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781501180125
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (81 download)
Download or read book Reasons to Vote for Democrats written by Michael J. Knowles and published by Threshold Editions. This book was released on 2017-04-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the book that Donald Trump called “a great book for your reading enjoyment!” The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. *** Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words.
Author : Hugh Jass
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781702853415
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (534 download)
Download or read book The Complete Book of Reasons to Vote Democrat written by Hugh Jass and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE COMPLETE BOOK OF REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT by Dr. Hugh Jass If you take every reason to vote for Democrats, it would fill an entire book... an empty book! This gag gift makes a hilarious present for any conservative Republican who is tired of liberal snowflakes and their tears. This 6" x 9" blank book also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined Journal paper Makes a hilarious gag gift for a white elephant party Click brand name to find more political joke books.
Author : Des MacHale
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780853427803
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (278 download)
Download or read book The Progressive Democrat Joke Book written by Des MacHale and published by . This book was released on 1986-01-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781565072787
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (727 download)
Download or read book The Unofficial Liberal Joke Book written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nate Roberts
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781502704788
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)
Download or read book The Best Ideas from the Democratic Party Over the Past 100 Years written by Nate Roberts and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-10-27 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a Republican who's fed up with the Democrats? Do you have countless disagreements with family, friends or that annoying Democrat from across the aisle? Well, if so, this book is for you (to give to them)! End the discussion once and for all and get the last laugh. You'll enjoy the look on their face when they receive this book and realize there are over 100 pages of blank space, proving just how many good ideas the Democrats have had over the past 100 years. None! Whether giving it as a gift, leaving it on your coffee table or desk at work or simply using the space to write down some actual good ideas, you'll always have the last laugh. More “books” at www.laughoutloudbooks.com
Author : Patrick Deneen
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 1400826896
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Democratic Faith written by Patrick Deneen and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2009-01-10 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The American political reformer Herbert Croly wrote, "For better or worse, democracy cannot be disentangled from an aspiration toward human perfectibility." Democratic Faith is at once a trenchant analysis and a powerful critique of this underlying assumption that informs democratic theory. Patrick Deneen argues that among democracy's most ardent supporters there is an oft-expressed belief in the need to "transform" human beings in order to reconcile the sometimes disappointing reality of human self-interest with the democratic ideal of selfless commitment. This "transformative impulse" is frequently couched in religious language, such as the need for political "redemption." This is all the more striking given the frequent accompanying condemnation of traditional religious belief that informs the "democratic faith.? At the same time, because so often this democratic ideal fails to materialize, democratic faith is often subject to a particularly intense form of disappointment. A mutually reinforcing cycle of faith and disillusionment is frequently exhibited by those who profess a democratic faith--in effect imperiling democratic commitments due to the cynicism of its most fervent erstwhile supporters. Deneen argues that democracy is ill-served by such faith. Instead, he proposes a form of "democratic realism" that recognizes democracy not as a regime with aspirations to perfection, but that justifies democracy as the regime most appropriate for imperfect humans. If democratic faith aspires to transformation, democratic realism insists on the central importance of humility, hope, and charity.
Author : Mad Comedy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (332 download)
Download or read book Dumb Democrats written by Mad Comedy and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-02 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy comes a collection of hilarious jokes mocking the political left. Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, Communists, Democrats -- no matter what they call themselves, we just call them funny! The Bedbugs Bedbugs appeared in the Democrat National Committee headquarters. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a junior congresswoman but the de facto head of the Democrat party, summoned an expert on insects and asked him how to get rid of bedbugs. The expert said, "There is only one proven way to get rid of bedbugs: Socialism." "Socialism?" asked the befuddled Congresswoman. "Yes," says the expert, nodding, "If you turn them into Socialists, half of them will flee and the rest will starve to death."
Author : David M. Faris
Publisher : Melville House
ISBN 13 : 1612196950
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (121 download)
Download or read book It's Time to Fight Dirty written by David M. Faris and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2018 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The American electoral system is clearly failing more horrifically in the 2016 presidential election than ever before. In It's Time to Fight Dirty, David Faris expands on his popular series for 'The Week' to offer party leaders and supporters concrete strategies for lasting political reform - and in doing so lays the groundwork for a more progressive future. With equal parts playful irreverence and persuasive reasoning, It's Time to Fight Dirty is essential reading as we head toward the 2018 midterms... and beyond.
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478264675
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (646 download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Christian Democrat Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Christian Democrat jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Christian Democrat Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Christian Democrat Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Christian Democrat joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Christian Democrat jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Christian Democrats wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Christian Democrat and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Christian Democrat brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Christian Democrat who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Christian Democrats laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Author : James Carville
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 141659826X
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)
Download or read book 40 More Years written by James Carville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-05-05 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every four years Americans hold a presidential election. Somebody wins and somebody loses. That's life. But 2008 was an anomaly. The election of President Barack Obama is about something far bigger than four or even eight years in the White House. Since 2004, Americans have been witnessing and participating in the emergence of a Democratic majority that will last not four but forty years. To understand the emergence of a lasting Democratic majority we'll first have to spend a few moments reviewing the profound and relentless incompetence of the Bush administration -- and the pursuant collapse of the Republican Party. That means looking back at the failure of Republican ideas -- including a wholesale rejection of the myth of conservative superiority on the economy -- and holding our noses long enough to survey the gallery of truly repellent scoundrels, scandals, and screwups that the Republican Party has been responsible for over the last eight years. After completing the unpleasant but edifying task of autopsying the Republican Party, we'll examine the underpinnings of Democratic victories in 2004, 2006, and 2008 -- and make the argument for why Democrats are going to keep winning. (Two words: young people.) In short, the Republicans are going to keep getting spanked again and again for forty more years because we're right and they're wrong, and Americans know it.
Author : Jordan Blashek
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316423785
Total Pages : 275 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)
Download or read book Union written by Jordan Blashek and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two friends—a Democrat and a Republican—travel across America "on a deeply personal journey through the heart of a divided nation . . . to find growth, hope and fundamental strength in their own lives" (Bob Woodward) and the country they love, in good times and bad. In the year before Donald Trump was elected president, Jordan Blashek, a Republican Marine, and Chris Haugh, a Democrat and son of a single mother from Berkeley, CA, formed an unlikely friendship. Jordan was fresh off his service in the Marines and feeling a bit out of place at Yale Law School. Chris was yearning for a sense of mission after leaving Washington D.C. Over the months, Jordan and Chris's friendship blossomed not in spite of, but because of, their political differences. So they decided to hit the road in search of reasons to strengthen their bond in an era of strife and partisanship. What follows is a three-year adventure story, across forty-four states and along 20,000 miles of road to find out exactly where the American experiment stands at the close of the second decade of the twenty-first century. In their search, Jordan and Chris go from the tear gas-soaked streets of a Trump rally in Phoenix, Arizona to the Mexican highways running between Tijuana and Juarez. They witness the full scope of American life, from lobster trawlers and jazz clubs of Portland and New Orleans to the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma and the prisons of Detroit, where former addicts and inmates painstakingly put their lives back together. Union is a road narrative, a civics lesson, and an unforgettable window into one epic friendship. We ride along with Jordan and Chris for the whole journey, listening in on front-seat arguments and their conversations with Americans from coast to coast. We also peer outside the car to understand America's hot-button topics, including immigration, mass incarceration, and the military-civilian divide. And by the time Jordan and Chris kill the engine for the last time, they answer one of the most pressing questions of our time: How far apart are we really?
