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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (418 download)
Download or read book The Office of General Counsel Book of Great Lawyer Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 199? with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : John Patrick Dolan
Publisher : Advantage Media Group
ISBN 13 : 1599320681
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (993 download)
Download or read book The Lawyer's Joke Book written by John Patrick Dolan and published by Advantage Media Group. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
Author : Marc Galanter
Publisher : Univ of Wisconsin Press
ISBN 13 : 9780299213541
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (135 download)
Download or read book Lowering the Bar written by Marc Galanter and published by Univ of Wisconsin Press. This book was released on 2006-08-08 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call 600 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? Marc Galanter calls it an opportunity to investigate the meanings of a rich and time-honored genre of American humor: lawyer jokes. Lowering the Bar analyzes hundreds of jokes from Mark Twain classics to contemporary anecdotes about Dan Quayle, Johnnie Cochran, and Kenneth Starr. Drawing on representations of law and lawyers in the mass media, political discourse, and public opinion surveys, Galanter finds that the increasing reliance on law has coexisted uneasily with anxiety about the “legalization” of society. Informative and always entertaining, his book explores the tensions between Americans’ deep-seated belief in the law and their ambivalence about lawyers.
Author : Chester Croker
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (663 download)
Download or read book Lawyers Joke Book written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1620879697
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)
Download or read book The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-05-11 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author : American Bar Association. House of Delegates
Publisher : American Bar Association
ISBN 13 : 9781590318737
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (187 download)
Download or read book Model Rules of Professional Conduct written by American Bar Association. House of Delegates and published by American Bar Association. This book was released on 2007 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.
Author : Jeff Rovin
Publisher : Signet
ISBN 13 : 9780451173874
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (738 download)
Download or read book Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes written by Jeff Rovin and published by Signet. This book was released on 1992 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author of more than 20 Signet trivia and joke books presents a rib-tickling collection of 500 hilarious jokes poking fun at everyone involved in the legal system. From lawyers to judges to defendants to plaintiffs--no one is safe when Jeff Rovin enters the courtroom and states his case for laughter.
Author : Arielle Wisherty
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (928 download)
Download or read book Funny Gift For Lawyers written by Arielle Wisherty and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-04-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Funny Gift For The Lawyer or Law Professional In Your Life: 100 Jokes about Lawyers - A Hilarious Collection of Legal Humor, Courtroom Comedy & Attorney Laughs to Lighten Your Legal Load Are you in need of a good laugh? Look no further than "100 Jokes about Lawyers" - the ultimate collection of rib-tickling one-liners, puns, and witty quips that capture the lighter side of the legal profession. From courtroom capers to law firm laughs, this book has it all. Whether you're a lawyer, law student, or just someone who appreciates a good joke, this book is guaranteed to provide endless entertainment. With 100 jokes that cover every aspect of the legal world, you'll have plenty of material to share at your next office party, law school reunion, or family gathering. "100 Jokes about Lawyers" is the perfect gift for the lawyer or legal professional in your life. It's a must-have for anyone who wants to add some humor to their legal career or simply wants to enjoy some clever comedy. So why wait? Order your copy today and start laughing your way through the legal system!
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1629149853
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (291 download)
Download or read book Hilarious Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author : William L. Pfeifer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780978727772
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (277 download)
Download or read book The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time written by William L. Pfeifer and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by a lawyer, this work primarily targets attorneys but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers.
Author : John Patrick Dolan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780970755117
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (551 download)
Download or read book Lawyer's Joke Book written by John Patrick Dolan and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Giovanni Diviacchi
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781797557809
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (578 download)
Download or read book How Many Clients Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?: A Lawyer Strikes Back written by Giovanni Diviacchi and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2006-03 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This short book reveals the secret world of jokes that lawyers tell each other about their clients, and by doing so proclaims in response to lawyer-bashing and lawyer jokes that the profession also has a sense of humor. The difficulties of the attorney-client relationship and the legal system is shown to be not a one-sided hardship solely for clients but also for lawyers requiring that they also have a sense of humor both about their profession and about their relationships with their clients. It is a refreshing and humorous look at the practice of law from an attorney's perspective, the ones who are usually the butt of the jokes. This short book serves as an awakening of the sense of humor for the all-too-serious lawyer; and for the novice lawyer or law student about to embark on the real world of attorney-client relationships, it serves as a training guide by providing an insight into the personalities and irrational behavior that clients as humans unavoidably exhibit. Without breaching the secrecy of the attorney-client relationship, this book will lighten up any boring discussion on legal or career issues. It turns the tables on lawyer jokes and is a great stocking stuffer or gag gift for the lawyer or law student in the family while giving the profession some credit for dealing with difficult people.
Author : Elias Hill
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781977556295
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (562 download)
Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Author : Barnes and Noble Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780760728871
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (288 download)
Download or read book Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Barnes and Noble Staff and published by . This book was released on 2002-03-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey-know the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he'll take you to the cleaners. The verdict is in: these are the funniest jokes ever made about lawyers. They'll tip the scales of laughter in your favor and sentence you to hours of helpless hilarity. Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial. Here's just one: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. They'll all add up to a winning case of amusement.
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Publisher : Carol Publishing Corporation
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)
Download or read book Great Lawyer Stories written by and published by Carol Publishing Corporation. This book was released on 1992 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny collection of the very best jokes and anecdotes about the legal profession attacks lawyers, shysters, judges, jurists, district attorneys, public defenders, ambulance chasers, and former presidents from Jefferson and Lincoln to Kennedy and Johnson.
Author : Matthew Burgess Burgess
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781925181982
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (819 download)
Download or read book Best Ever 101 Lawyer Jokes written by Matthew Burgess Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book - '101 Lawyer Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time.
Author : Edward Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780207162282
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (622 download)
Download or read book The World's Best Lawyer Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1989-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
