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Book Synopsis The Kinky Detective by : Catherine de Bourg
Download or read book The Kinky Detective written by Catherine de Bourg and published by Femdom Books. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sexton Darke is a detective with a kinky secret. He likes to be spanked by women. He visits Miss Strict and her assistant, Honey Von Trapp, to be spanked. Instead, they make him stand on their gallows in a dungeon with a noose around his neck, and say they have been paid, by a mystery woman, to hang him. He escapes, but is falsely accused of murder and rape and he has to ‘go on the run’ and try to unmask the mystery woman who wants him dead. Enjoy sadism, masochism, bondage, submission, nooseplay, humour and romance in this BDSM crime novel.
Book Synopsis The Kinky Friedman Crime Club by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book The Kinky Friedman Crime Club written by Kinky Friedman and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Kinky Detective by : Catherine De Bourg
Download or read book The Kinky Detective written by Catherine De Bourg and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-11 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kinky Detective is a crime thriller with the main themes of BDSM and femdom. Males are subjected by dominant females, including milfs and BBWs, to all aspects of BDSM, humiliation and sadism, including caning, whipping, spanking and noose-play Sexton Darke is a detective with a kinky secret. He is a submissive who likes to be caned by a dominant female. He visits Miss Strict to be caned in her schoolroom. But Miss Strict and Honey Von Trapp, another femdom, say they have been paid by a mystery woman to hang him from the gallows in their dungeon. He escapes, but is then kidnapped by two even more lethal and dominant women, Jane and Modesty, who have taken over the contract to hang him. He escapes the noose a second time. Honey is missing, believed murdered, and Sexton is accused of her murder. He flees to the Continent with two kinky hitmen on his trail. He is arrested in Germany by a sadistic police woman and her even more sadistic, ex-Gestapo mother. Back in England, he escapes from police custody and goes on the run again to find out if Honey is dead, and if she is dead, who killed her and why. And also to unmask the woman who wanted him hanged.
Book Synopsis The Mile High Club by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book The Mile High Club written by Kinky Friedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001-02-21 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “There is only one Kinky Friedman.” —St. Petersburg Times Raunchy, offbeat, and hilarious, The Mile High Club, complete with a surprise ending, is Kinky at his considerable best. It all starts with a casual flirtation, two people on a flight from Dallas to New York. She’s gorgeous and mysterious; he’s a private detective. When the plane lands, the detective—our hero, Kinky—finds he’s been left holding the bag, literally. The woman, having asked the Kinkster to watch her luggage while she visits the can, has taken a powder and somehow vanished. Mystery Woman does turn up again, but not before Kinky has claimed the interest of an array of suits from the State Department, been party to a thwarted kidnap attempt by Arab terrorists, and found a dead Israeli agent parked on the toilet of his downtown Manhattan loft. Employing the able-bodied assistance of his usual sidekicks, the Village Irregulars, Kinky eventually gets to the bottom of all the comings and goings of the many visitors to his loft, including two late-night visits by the mysterious and suddenly affectionate woman from the plane and one not-so-late-night visit by her angry brother.
Book Synopsis Steppin' on a Rainbow by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book Steppin' on a Rainbow written by Kinky Friedman and published by . This book was released on 2002-09-03 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exotic locals, naked women, and smelly cigars combine for adventure, thrills and side splitting laughs in the latest caper from New York's favorite private eye: Kinky Friedman. The Kinkster is up to his trademark antics as he and his cohorts search for their missing friend McGovern, who fled to the scenic Hawaiian Islands to work on a book.
Book Synopsis God Bless John Wayne by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book God Bless John Wayne written by Kinky Friedman and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1996-10-01 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Kinky Friedman is to the detective novel what Frank Zappa is to rock and roll: a gleeful gadfly who delights in offending purists. . . . There's just no stopping him. And who wants to?”—People Since Sam Spade, no private investigator has been charmed to see a deadbeat client darken his door—and country singers turned amateur detectives are no exception. That goes double for deadbeats who are their friends. So when Ratso—longtime pal, assistant crime solver, and notorious nonpayer—comes to Kinky with a case of his own, the Kinkster is reluctant to take it on. But if there's one thing a country singer relates to, it's mamas, and it's his long-lost birth mother that adoptee Ratso is seeking. The case turns sour in a hurry, and soon it gets hard to tell the murder victims from the suspects. One thing's for certain: Kinky would rather have a deadbeat for a client than be a dead dick. Praise for God Bless John Wayne “Brash, crass and colorful.”—Houston Chronicle “How is this mystery writer different from all other mystery writers? . . . We don't read him, for instance, to find out what happens next. We read him to find out how far he will go.”—The Washington Post Book World “God Bless John Wayne is another triumph for the Kinkster—the perfect mix of mystery, literature and wit.”—The Associated Press
Book Synopsis Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola written by Kinky Friedman and published by Bantam. This book was released on 1994-08-01 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kinky Friedman is a Jewish Texan country-and-western singer tunred Greenwich Village amateur detective, with a collection of smelly cigars, a cat, and two former—but simultaneous—girlfriends named Judy. Shortly after the possibly suspicious death of one of his closest friends, Kinky finds himself short one Judy, as Uptown Judy vanishes under mysterious circumstances. Before long, the death and the disappearance seem to be connected, along with Elvis impersonators, a missing documentary film, and a five-year-old mob murder. It’ll take the Kinkster, with an assist from the Village Irregulars and Downtown Judy, to wrap this case like a New York Tex-Mex, decidedly nonkosher burrito. “Kinky is a hip hybrid of Groucho Marx and Sam Spade.”—Chicago Tribune
Download or read book Spanking Watson written by Kinky Friedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000-09 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How many lesbians can dance on the head of a pin? Kinky Friedman sure as hell doesn't know, but he's learning exactly how many it takes to send the geriatric plaster tumbling from the ceiling of his downtown New York loft. The culprit is one Winnie Katz, man-hating proprietress of a lesbian dance troupe that thunders daily through his waking dreams. And when Winnie won't even give it enough of a rest to let Kinky patch the hole, our hero, lost in a blue-gray haze of Irish whiskey and cigar smoke, takes drastic action. He pens an anonymous, threatening note, hoping -- as only one lost in an alcohol-soaked fantasy can hope -- to then step in as "Ace Private Big Dick" Friedman, and save the day, thus earning the undying gratitude of Ms. Winnie. Besides, just as Sherlock Holmes had his Watson, the Kinkster needs a suitable sidekick, and what better test? He calls on each of his Village Irregulars to solve the case: reporter Mike McGovern; Dylan look-alike Ratso Sloman; investigator Steve Rambam; and his own lady love, the delicious Stephanie Dupont. But things get dicey when the bogus death threat turns all too real, and suddenly Kinky and his Keystone crime fighters find themselves dancing -- none too daintily -- for their lives.
Book Synopsis The Prisoner of Vandam Street by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book The Prisoner of Vandam Street written by Kinky Friedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-03-16 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alfred Hitchcock's classic film Rear Window gets an affectionate kick in the butt in this homage from master crime writer, philosopher, and equal-opportunity offender Kinky Friedman. It's a case of malaria versus murder when private dick extraordinaire Kinky Friedman comes down with a tropical disease, in the jungle known as New York City, and is confined to his loft on Vandam Street in lower Manhattan, a prisoner in his own home with only his cat and black puppet head as company (neither of whom are great conversationalists). With little to do but stare out the window in between bedridden bouts of fever and hallucinations, Kinky calls on assistance from the stalwart Village Irregulars, who proceed to dish out their own uniquely skewed brand of tea and sympathy, turning the loft into a virtual Mardi Gras of confusion and drunken debauchery. Suffering almost as much from company overload as from his fever, Kinky welcomes a rare moment of calm as he finds himself once again alone in his loft. Resuming his position at the kitchen window, he spots a pretty young woman in an apartment across the street. What he hopes might be titillating turns terrifying, however, as a man joins the woman and proceeds to attack her. Sure that he's witnessed a crime, Kinky calls in the cops, but, upon investigating his claim, they can find neither a victim nor an apartment across the street. In addition, no one else saw or heard anything that would ndicate a crime had taken place. Was it foul play or merely a fevered dream? Convinced that their friend is about to slip off into the land of eternal slumber, the Village Irregulars increase their vigilance and in the process raise the Kinkster's irritability level to an all-time high. Not to be deterred, however, Kinky sticks to his story and is rewarded when a few days later he sees the man in the apartment again, but this time with a gun. Outrageous, audacious, and ingeniously crafted, The Prisoner of Vandam Street is vintage Kinky: irreverent, clever, and full of the hardened philosophy and mordant wit that has earned him a vast and devoted readership. But what more would you expect from the writer The New York Times has called "The world's funniest, bawdiest, and most politically incorrect country music singer turned mystery writer"?
Book Synopsis Armadillos and Old Lace by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book Armadillos and Old Lace written by Kinky Friedman and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 1996-05-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story featuring the foul-mouthed Kinky Friedman, ace private eye. Little old ladies are dropping dead at an alarming rate in the vicinity of the family's ranch/summer camp in Texas, and Kinky is asked to investigate. A faded photograph of ten pretty girls is just the clue he needs.
Book Synopsis A Case of Lone Star by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book A Case of Lone Star written by Kinky Friedman and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you like deadbeat, wisecracking humour, there's no one better." Sunday Express.
Book Synopsis Greenwich Killing Time by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book Greenwich Killing Time written by Kinky Friedman and published by Gardners Books. This book was released on 1997-04 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The place is New York City's Greenwich Village. The corpse is found holding 11 pink roses. The suspects are as strange as the crime. And the detective just happens to be a country singer named Kinky Friedman in his wild, witty, and wisecracking debut novel.
Download or read book Kink written by R.O. Kwon and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Notable Book Kink is a groundbreaking anthology of literary short fiction exploring love and desire, BDSM, and interests across the sexual spectrum, edited by lauded writers R.O. Kwon and Garth Greenwell, and featuring a roster of all-star contributors including Alexander Chee, Roxane Gay, Carmen Maria Machado, and more. A Most-Anticipated book of 2021 as selected by * Marie Claire * O, The Oprah Magazine * Cosmopolitan * Time * The Millions * The Advocate * Autostraddle * Refinery29 * Shape * Town & Country * Book Riot * Literary Hub * Kink is a dynamic anthology of literary fiction that opens an imaginative door into the world of desire. The stories within this collection portray love, desire, BDSM, and sexual kinks in all their glory with a bold new vision. The collection includes works by renowned fiction writers such as Callum Angus, Alexander Chee, Vanessa Clark, Melissa Febos, Kim Fu, Roxane Gay, Cara Hoffman, Zeyn Joukhadar, Chris Kraus, Carmen Maria Machado, Peter Mountford, Larissa Pham, and Brandon Taylor, with Garth Greenwell and R.O. Kwon as editors. The stories within explore bondage, power-play, and submissive-dominant relationships; we are taken to private estates, therapists’ offices, underground sex clubs, and even a sex theater in early-20th century Paris. While there are whips and chains, sure, the true power of these stories lies in their beautiful, moving dispatches from across the sexual spectrum of interest and desires, as portrayed by some of today’s most exciting writers.
Download or read book Obsession written by Shakir Rashaan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of the Nubian Underworld series, this first book in the gritty, new Kink, P.I. series introduces former APD detective Dominic Law who knows one thing for certain: you can never predict who or what might turn up next. “Hate me or love me, I get results…” When Dominic Law left the force for a more lucrative offer to run a friend’s private security firm, he thought that his days of suffering as a police detective were over, and he could finally sit back, relax, and take the cases that he wanted, when he wanted. Was he ever wrong. Before he can settle into his cushy new office and flirt with his sexy secretary, Dominic finds himself entangled in the politics and rules that he thought he had left behind. A sexy detective assigned to the first case keep his eyes and hands full, while another case unexpectedly reunites him with a former partner who never forgave him for leaving the force…and for leaving her. From the lustful scenes within the fetish and swingers’ nightclubs, to the relentless heat of the streets that he used to walk as a rookie cop, Dominic is determined to solve the cases in a libidinous underworld where the rules are different, and where nothing—and no one—is as they seem.
Book Synopsis Meanwhile Back at the Ranch by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book Meanwhile Back at the Ranch written by Kinky Friedman and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dylan Weinberg, an eleven-year-old boy with a rare form of autism, is missing. A stock market wizard, he can only utter one word, 'Schnay'. Kinky takes the case but he faces a dilemma when Lucky, a cat from his aunt Nancy's Utopia Animal Ranch, also disappears. Kinky decides to put his faith in Village Irregular Steve Rambam, who was trained as both a cop and a rabbi, to help find the kid in New York. Meanwhile, Kinky hightails it to the ranch in Texas, where the only witnesses are a dim-sighted, eighty-year-old lady and a frisky canine named Mr Magoo. Luckily, it seems that Lucky stowed away in the back of Nancy's truck, got spooked by some wolves, and then somehow found his way home. As for Dylan, Kinky has a sinking feeling that Dylan's father, fed up with a mountain of medical bills, may have disposed of his sick son. In fact, Kinky finds him tucked away in a slightly less than Dickensian orphanage where he has been abandoned. It's a double happy ending, and even the great Kinkster is at a loss to explain it. The cat, of course, said nothing.
Book Synopsis Ten Little New Yorkers by : Kinky Friedman
Download or read book Ten Little New Yorkers written by Kinky Friedman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-03-08 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kinky Friedman has always proven himself to be a master of the offbeat and irreverent, and still manages to pull off a helluva whodunit in the process. Now the Kinkster may have met his match in this superbly crafted, fiendishly clever tale of a murderer who's methodically killing off unsuspecting Manhattan men. Gallingly, all clues point toward Kinky. Greenwich Village is the setting for Ten Little New Yorkers, a tale of murder and mayhem as only Friedman can warble it and featuring his usual suspects, including Ratso -- Dr. Watson to Kinky's singular Sherlock Holmes. As the clues and bodies pile up and the cops strong-arm Kinky as their man, he has to jump through hoops to find the real killer, all the while maintaining his outrage and, of course, his innocence. The murderer may be someone close to Kinky, which leads to a shocker of an ending that will surely take Kinky devotees completely by surprise. With a wink and a nod to Dame Agatha (as in Christie), after which all resemblance to those classic mysteries fades, this is one of Friedman's most complex and irresistible page-turners yet. Cunningly tentous issues of life, death, guilt, innocence, love, loss, and the danger of false confessions, this is Kinky Friedman at his wily, suspenseful, and sacrilegious best.
Book Synopsis The Nude Detective by : M. J. Parker
Download or read book The Nude Detective written by M. J. Parker and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-26 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun, fast-paced private-detective novel with strong and interesting characters. Ethan Booker, a Vancouver based billionaire-cum-detective, isn't shy to use his wealth to help people when the legal system can't or won't. His reconnection with an old flame, Marcy, creates waves in his high performing team, particularly since she is a police detective and Ethan's team does not always follow the law. In this first book in the series, an assassin targeting Marcy pulls The Booker Detective Agency into a fight with an international crime ring. A unique cast of characters forms a formidable bond while they jet and boat around the world to take down the criminals
