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Author : John Carfi
Publisher : CCC Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780918259547
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (595 download)
Download or read book The Greatest Answering Machine Messages of All Time written by John Carfi and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1993-10 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Tim O'Brien
Publisher : CCC Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780918259943
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (599 download)
Download or read book "?" written by Tim O'Brien and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1996-06 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Marnie Winston-Macauley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780836232257
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (322 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Answering Machine Message Book written by Marnie Winston-Macauley and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Amy Borkowsky
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743444574
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (434 download)
Download or read book Amy's Answering Machine written by Amy Borkowsky and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-02-15 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your mother call you in a panic whenever there's a storm warning for your area? Does she act as though it's her duty to alert you to every health story on the news? Have you ever been briefly out of touch with your mother only to find she's phoned everyone short of the National Guard to track you down -- or, just maybe, are you that mother? Take comfort in knowing you're not alone, as Amy Borkowsky shares more than a decade's worth of maddening phone messages from her hilariously overprotective mom. Based on the hit CD of the same name, Amy's Answering Machine features actual messages in which Amy's mom warns her not to wear a red bathrobe because a friend's grandson "said that red is a gang color"...advises her not to get a cat because "what if you finally found a nice guy and he was allergic?"...cautions her not to wear crepe-soled shoes because "they were just saying on the news that if you're ever in a plane crash, crepe is no good if you have to go down the slide." Amy also reveals the stories behind the messages and shares calls not available on CD, each one brimming with the worry and annoying comments only a loving mother could dish out. The same warnings and suggestions that had Amy cringing are sure to have you doubled over with laughter. But before you turn the page, take some advice from Amy's mom: Make sure you have plenty of reading light, because squinting causes crow's feet.
Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621455971
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the funniest family-friendly jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, and anecdotes from the past 100 years of Reader’s Digest magazine. A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away. Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring you Laughter Is the Best Medicine, All-Time Favorites, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine. If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? –Milton Berle The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.” Keep your temper. Nobody wants it. –Dearborn Independent Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!” Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player. –Jay Leno This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with cartoons, quotes, quips, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction.
Author : John Carfi
Publisher : CCC Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780918259998
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (599 download)
Download or read book Getting Even with the Answering Machine and Voice Mail written by John Carfi and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1995-11 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Allen Barra
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393254577
Total Pages : 745 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (932 download)
Download or read book The Last Coach: A Life of Paul "Bear" Bryant written by Allen Barra and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2006-09-17 with total page 745 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The explosive biography of the greatest college football coach in history. When Paul William "Bear" Bryant died on January 26, 1983, it was the lead story on the all three networks' evening news. New York City newspapers reported his death on their front pages. Three days later, America watched in awe as an estimated quarter of a million mourners lined the fifty-five mile stretch from Tuscaloosa to a Birmingham cemetery to pay their respects as his three-mile long funeral cortege drove by. Bryant's passing was noted with the kind of reverence our country reserved for statesmen or military leaders, though Paul "Bear" Bryant had insisted for much of his life that he was "just a football coach." For millions he was much more, he was the greatest coach the game ever saw, the heir to the tradition established by Knute Rockne. He took his Alabama Crimson Tide teams to an unmatched six national championships. But to the players, journalists and fans whose lives he touched in his more than half a century as a player and coach, he was the last symbol of values that transcended football—courage, discipline, loyalty, and hard work. To his critics, Bryant represented the dark side of big-time college football—brutality, fanaticism and blind adherence to authority. The real Bear Bryant was far more complex than either his admirers or detractors knew. While maintaining a public friendship with Alabama governor George Wallace, he continually sought ways to undermine the governor's segregationist policies, finally forcing a legendary football game in Birmingham with the University of Southern California that opened the floodgates to the integration of football at the University of Alabama, including its coaching staff. Old fashioned in his politics, he was nonetheless an admirer of Robert Kennedy, whom he planning to vote for in 1968. Allen Barra's The Last Coach traces Paul Bryant's rise from a family of truck farmers to recognition as the most successful and influential coach in the game's history. Through it all, Bryant's influence has not only endured but prevailed as his former players and assistants continue to define the best in not only college but professional football. A USA Today and Washington Post Best Sports Book.
Author : Donald W. Blohowiak
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780028619538
Total Pages : 366 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (195 download)
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Great Customer Service written by Donald W. Blohowiak and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1997 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Describes how to create a service-oriented organization, including training customer service representatives, soothing angry customers, and understanding employee and customer motivation
Author : Chris Jericho
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446408905
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (464 download)
Download or read book A Lion's Tale written by Chris Jericho and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2007-10-25 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience the thrilling journey of a wrestling superstar in this no-holds-barred memoir from the first undisputed WWE heavyweight champion. Chris Jericho is the first undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the WWE and WCW, and has been called one of the fifty greatest wrestlers of all time. Now retired, he is writing his memoir, telling the story of his journey from wrestling school in Canada to his time in leagues in Mexico and Japan to his big break in the WCW. He'll dish the dirt on how he worked his way through the ranks alongside major wrestling stars like Chris Benoit and Lance Storm to become a major superstar.
Author : Rob Harvilla
Publisher : Twelve
ISBN 13 : 1538764946
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)
Download or read book 60 Songs That Explain the '90s written by Rob Harvilla and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAMED A BEST MUSIC BOOK OF 2023 by PITCHFORK, VARIETY, AND ROLLING STONE A companion to the #1 music podcast on Spotify, this book takes readers through the greatest hits that define a weirdly undefinable decade. The 1990s were a chaotic and gritty and utterly magical time for music, a confounding barrage of genres and lifestyles and superstars, from grunge to hip-hop, from sumptuous R&B to rambunctious ska-punk, from Axl to Kurt to Missy to Santana to Tupac to Britney. In 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90s, Ringer music critic Rob Harvilla reimagines all the earwormy, iconic hits Gen Xers pine for with vivid historical storytelling, sharp critical analysis, rampant loopiness, and wryly personal ruminations on the most bizarre, joyous, and inescapable songs from a decade we both regret entirely and miss desperately.
Author : M. N. Twain
Publisher : CCC Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780918259622
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (596 download)
Download or read book But Ossifer, It's Not My Fault written by M. N. Twain and published by CCC Publishing. This book was released on 1994-03 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Paula J. MacLean
Publisher : Silver Creek Press
ISBN 13 : 0968443001
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (684 download)
Download or read book The Supervisor's Big Book of Answers written by Paula J. MacLean and published by Silver Creek Press. This book was released on 1999 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : James Garner
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 145164261X
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book The Garner Files written by James Garner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-23 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The revered actor and quintessential self-made man recalls "trying to decipher" William Wyler with Audrey Hepburn and Shirley MacLaine, breaking Doris Day's ribs, having a "heart-to-heart and eyeball-to-eyeball" with Steve McQueen, being "a card-carrying liberal--and proud of it," and much more.
Author : Joe Scarlett
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 263 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (879 download)
Download or read book The Culture Warrior written by Joe Scarlett and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2023-09-07 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is comprised of 150 articles written between 2008 and 2022. Most were published in the Nashville Business Journal, with several appearing in other newspapers. You will find more than two dozen articles related to my favorite topic: management and leadership skills. As you will see, I also touch on the importance of ethical behavior in and out of the business world. These articles are separated into twelve topic-driven chapters, with the addition of one chapter containing miscellaneous op-eds. It is my sincere hope that reading these articles will help you improve your leadership skills at least in some small way.
Author : Creative Life Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (63 download)
Download or read book Phone Log Message Book written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
Author : Ken Greenebaum
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 1439864020
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (398 download)
Download or read book Audio Anecdotes written by Ken Greenebaum and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2004-03-11 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Audio Anecdotes is a book about digital sound. It discusses analyzing, processing, creating, and recording many forms of sound and music, emphasizing the opportunities presented by digital media made possible by the arrival of inexpensive and nearly ubiquitous digital computing equipment. Applications of digital audio techniques are indispensable i
Author : Creative Life Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (68 download)
Download or read book Phone Log Message Pad written by Creative Life Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Afternoon, this is Creative Life Journals, how can we help you? You need a phone call message book? You've come to the right place! We offer an organized, detailed interior message pad, including 4 messages per page, on a large 8 x 10 inch page, with extra space at the spine for ease of use. Check out our list of detailed prompts, designed to make your workflow fast, easy & efficient. Our Interior Design Includes: Large 8 x 10 inch size paperback on quality white interior stock This Message Book belongs to page 108 Phone Call Message pages - 4 messages per page (for a total of 432 messages) Extra space near the spine for ease of use Detailed Prompts - for fast, easy & efficient messaging Prompts Include: For, Date & Time of call Caller & Company Phone #, Cell # & Email address Quick Check Box Tags Include - Called, Returned Call, Will Call Again, Please Return Call, Urgent, Stopped By, Wants To See You, and Other- with space for a personalized tag message Large Message section Taken by Delivered/with check box (as a visual reminder that your message hasn't been delivered yet, or that awesome feeling you get when marking a task off your to do list!) This beautiful phone call message book is perfect for personal or business use. Never lose an important message again because you can't find the piece of scrape paper you wrote it on, or your voicemail got accidentally deleted. You'll be organized and efficient with all your messages in one convenient place. Thank you for your interest in our Phone Call Message Book! Have a great day, and we hope to chat with you again soon.
