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Download or read book The Giggle-a-Day Joke Book written by and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2016-03-31 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A jokebook written by children in conjunction with Child of Achievement Awards with celebrity jokes from John Major, Gloria Hunniford, Jonny Searle, Matthew Kelly and others.
Download or read book Lunch Box Laughs written by Tony Nappa and published by Standard Pub. This book was released on 2000 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will remind children that laughter is a gift from God. It is packed with colorful tear-out notes parents can pack in lunch boxes or tuck in backpacks to brighten their child's day.
Book Synopsis Beano Five-A-Day Joke Book by : Beano Studios Limited
Download or read book Beano Five-A-Day Joke Book written by Beano Studios Limited and published by . This book was released on 2021-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious joke book packed with the very best side-splitting, rib-tickling jokes.
Book Synopsis Ultimate Book of Jokes by : Scott McNeely
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-10-19 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From road-crossing chickens and classic knock-knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of more than 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with two-color line art throughout.
Book Synopsis The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book by : Tim Vine
Download or read book The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book written by Tim Vine and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-09-30 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.
Book Synopsis A Dad Joke a Day by : DaddiLife Books
Download or read book A Dad Joke a Day written by DaddiLife Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift for dad? Then keep reading... Unleash dads' ultimate superpower with a terribly good dad joke for EVERYDAY of the year! Can A Dad Joke A Day keep the doctor away? Perhaps not. But a dad joke in the right hands can keep the kids and family on their toes, and at their eye rolling best! In this book from DaddiLife Books - the dads and writers behind the leading platform for modern day fathers - there's a different clean and family friendly dad joke everyday, with groan worthy tummy ticklers on specific calendar days of the year too (see if you can spot them all). What makes this book of dad jokes a special gift: Create a little family fun, everyday - A different cheesy and punny dad joke for every day of the year, including Leap Years, so dad can be top of his dad joke game 24/7 with knee slappers such as: Why was the broom running late? It over-swept. And, What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Understand the science behind the dad joke - How our brains understand dad jokes differently to normal jokes, and the psychology behind a great dad joke versus an average dad joke. Sharpen your joke telling - Whether for new dads or (ahem) more experienced dads, for those who need a cheesy dad joke for a wedding speech or an everyday family laugh, this book has the best advice from across the DaddiLife community on how to tell a dad joke to its very finest, even if you have never told a dad joke before (seriously, where have you been)! Tell dad jokes on specific days of the year - Whether it's New Year, Christmas, or Star Wars day, you won't just be funny, but hilariously punny with these bad dad jokes! What Amazon readers are saying: ★★★★★ "An easy read, silly, and a great way to get the family involved and laughing together." ★★★★★ "Bought for my husband. He really likes it. He looks at more than one per day though because he can't resist learning new dad jokes." ★★★★★ "I could not help laughing my a** off reading these." ★★★★★ "The kids love the jokes and keep poring through the pages to find a new joke to tell us and their Dad has really enjoyed learning the science behind the dad joke and how to tell the perfect dad joke." ★★★★★ "The jokes themselves are exactly what you want from a dad joke - cringey, tut-inducing, eye-rolling. As soon as I got the book, we started by reading a joke from our family's birthdays." If you're looking for a fantastic gift for dad for Father's Day, Birthdays or Christmas, arm Dad with everything he needs for his ultimate mission - joining the Dad Joke Hall of Fame - by clicking the Add to Cart button.
Book Synopsis The Giggles Are Coming by : Christopher Eliopoulos
Download or read book The Giggles Are Coming written by Christopher Eliopoulos and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A couple of friends can't keep from laughing during class on the first day of school, in this companion to The Yawns Are Coming from the illustrator of the Ordinary People Change the World series! Two best friends are so excited to go back to school. They're in the same class, their classroom is full of art supplies, and they've even made a new friend. But then it happens: Just as the teacher introduces herself, the GIGGLES show up! They're everywhere and impossible to escape. And as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, soon a GUFFAW shows up, and then the CHUCKLES! What will their teacher think if they can't avoid laughing in the middle of her first lesson?
Book Synopsis Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12 by : Silly Willy
Download or read book Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12 written by Silly Willy and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-24 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!
Book Synopsis The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding) by : Michael Pellowski
Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding) written by Michael Pellowski and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.
Book Synopsis Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by : Rob Elliott
Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Revell. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Book Synopsis Silly Stories for Silly Kids by : Silly Willy
Download or read book Silly Stories for Silly Kids written by Silly Willy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-27 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.
Book Synopsis Giggle, Giggle, Quack/Ready-to-Read Level 2 by : Doreen Cronin
Download or read book Giggle, Giggle, Quack/Ready-to-Read Level 2 written by Doreen Cronin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-12-13 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sequel to the New York Times and Caldecott Honor–winning Click, Clack, Moo is now available as a Level 2 Ready-to-Read! Farmer Brown is going on vacation. He asks his brother, Bob, to take care of the animals. “But keep an eye on Duck. He’s trouble.” Bob follows the instructions in Farmer Brown’s notes exactly. He orders pizza with anchovies for the hens, bathes the pigs with bubble bath, and lets the cows choose a movie. Is that he giggling he hears? Giggle, giggle quack, giggle, moo, giggle, oink… The duck, the cows, the hens, and the pigs are back in top form in this hilarious follow-up to the beloved Caldecott Honor Book Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type.
Book Synopsis My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by : Jacob Eckeberger
Download or read book My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).
Download or read book Blonde Jokes written by Charlie Crapper and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-06 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Blonde Jokes This is a huge collection of very funny blonde jokes.Here are just a few examples of the blonde jokes inside this book:- How did the blonde die while drinking milk?The cow fell on top of her. Why did the blonde sell her water skis?She couldn't find a lake on a hill. How does a blonde car pool work?They all meet up at work. Why did the blonde return the jigsaw puzzle?She thought it was broken. What's the mating call of a blonde?"I'm sooooo drunk." How does a blonde recharge her love life? She changes the batteries. Did you hear about the blonde who spent twenty minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the Earth! Did you hear about the blonde who shut herself in the fridge as she wanted to know if the light really goes off. There are many more really funny blonde jokes, puns, gags and story based jokes in this shamelessly politically incorrect blonde jokes book. There are over 250 hilarious dumb blonde jokes in total for you to enjoy.Buy this funny blondes joke book now.
Book Synopsis JOEL OSTEEN JOKES - 2 Book Combo by : Don Pasco
Download or read book JOEL OSTEEN JOKES - 2 Book Combo written by Don Pasco and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings in Book 1 Include: - Ladies Joel Heard About - Men Joel Heard About - Ministers and Pastors - Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. If you are already familiar with Joel's Jokes then you already know that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny! If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario, without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term). Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean that they aren't funny second time around. Does it? Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. And if you're anything like me, you'll enjoy telling these jokes just as much as reading them. Are you ready to get started? Well then what are you waiting for? Let's get your giggle going.
Book Synopsis Monkey Jokes by : Johnny B. Laughing
Download or read book Monkey Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Monkey Jokes Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest monkey jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This joke book contains over 100 funny monkey jokes! WARNING: This MASSIVE assortment of monkey jokes is extremely hilarious and may cause you to go bananas! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What do you feed a 600 pound gorilla? A: Anything it wants! HAHA! Q: What does a gorilla learn first in school? A: The apey-cees! LOL! Q: What did the monkey call his first wife? A: His prime-mate! HAHA! Q: If you throw an ape into the Great Lakes, what will it become? A: Wet! LOL! Q: Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? A: The elevator men are on strike! 100+ funny and hilarious monkey jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your monkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of monkey, ape, and gorilla jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monkeys will make everyone giggle and erupt with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Monkey around and click 'buy' to get your hands on a copy today!
Download or read book Furiously Happy written by Jenny Lawson and published by Picador. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of David Sedaris, Tina Fey and Caitlin Moran comes the new book from Jenny Lawson, author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Let's Pretend This Never Happened... In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Jenny Lawson regaled readers with uproarious stories of her bizarre childhood. In her new book, Furiously Happy, she explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. And terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "You can't experience pain without also experiencing the baffling and ridiculous moments of being fiercely, unapologetically, intensely and (above all) furiously happy." It's a philosophy that has - quite literally - saved her life. Jenny's first book, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, was ostensibly about family, but deep down it was about celebrating your own weirdness. Furiously Happy is a book about mental illness, but under the surface it's about embracing joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. And who doesn't need a bit more of that?
