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Book Synopsis The Funniest Cop Stories Ever by : Scott Baker
Download or read book The Funniest Cop Stories Ever written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren't--cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine--and his pants--didn't belong to him.
Book Synopsis You Can't Make This Stuff Up by : Mike the Cop
Download or read book You Can't Make This Stuff Up written by Mike the Cop and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most popular questions cops get asked is "What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on the job?" Well, we set out to gather a few funny stories from across North America and compiled them into this eBook with some stories you will want to read again and again to laugh at and share with your friends. So many times in the career of law enforcement officers, you end up saying "You just can't make this stuff up!" So, here are some insights as to the sorts of things that we have laid eyes on or experienced that we hope you'll enjoy! Please be aware that the stories in this book are REAL and some involve recounting nudity or other PG-16+ situations that you may want to consider if you find such real situations (that cops see and have to learn to laugh at) offensive.
Book Synopsis A Lighter Shade of Blue by : Scott Baker
Download or read book A Lighter Shade of Blue written by Scott Baker and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Leland Gregory's best-selling Stupid collections, retired NYPD officer Scott Baker and author Tom Philbin present A Lighter Shade of Blue. With authentic tales of life behind the badge, A Lighter Shade of Blue features hilarious anecdotes as told by the cops on the scene--everything from stupid crooks and bungled crimes to patrol etiquette, station house banter, and mangled English. From a gun-stealing chimpanzee to the good-natured hazing of a new recruit, A Lighter Shade of Blue mixes the hilarious with the downright unbelievable through more than 100 firsthand accounts from police officers across the United States and Canada. In addition, a handy glossary of funny cop lingo apprises readers of why they would much rather have a fat pill (buttered roll) as opposed to a finger wave (rectal exam). Consider A Lighter Shade of Blue as the ultimate ride-along--a sidesplitting collection rife with real stories from the cops who have seen and heard it all, including: * A rookie who is locked in the back of a cop car during his first patrol and driven, windows down, through an automatic car wash. * A gun-stealing chimpanzee. * A college professor attacked by a wild gang of teenage girls who promptly steal his watch.
Download or read book The Funniest Cop Stories Ever written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well." —Scott BakerCops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world's most dangerous jobs, but it's also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk — and even when they aren't — cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include: A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend's door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case. A beggar who ended people's pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change. A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine — and his pants — didn't belong to him.
Book Synopsis True Police Stories of the Strange & Unexplained by : Ingrid P. Dean
Download or read book True Police Stories of the Strange & Unexplained written by Ingrid P. Dean and published by Llewellyn Worldwide. This book was released on 2011-09-08 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Early one evening, I was patrolling alone and decided to stop a vehicle with its taillight out. I had no way of knowing that this seemingly routine decision would lead to a strange twist of fate years later... These true, first-hand accounts from law enforcement officials across the nation reveal how intuition, apparitions, UFOs, prophetic dreams, and other forces beyond our understanding have impacted them in the course of duty. The weird and unexplained experiences in this book take place in the midst of the death-defying gun battles, thrilling rescues, and heart-searing tragedies that police officers face every day—and reveal the fascinating inner lives of the heroic men and women behind the badge.
Download or read book Cleveland Cops written by John Tidyman and published by Gray & Company. This book was released on 2007-07 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book should be required reading for every elected official and for every citizen." -- Chief Edward P. Kovacic (retired), Cleveland Police Department Gritty, scary, hilarious, and heartbreaking . . . these remarkable true stories will take you on the roller coaster ride that is life as a Cleveland police officer. These are the real stories cops trade with each other after the shift, over a couple of beers. They're stories the rest of us rarely get to hear, because cops are often reluctant to open their world to outsiders. But now they share their compelling personal tales with the rest of us. Listen in as dozens of cops--active and retired, young and old, from rookie to chief--tell about their most memorable moments patrolling the streets of Cleveland. The biggest arrests, the dumbest criminals, the funniest practical jokes, the most frightening calls . . . Their stories will give you goose bumps on one page and make you laugh until you're gasping for breath on the next. Some hit like a punch in the gut, some will make you stop and wonder. On this ride you'll get a front-seat look at one of the toughest jobs in town--and gain a better understanding of the men and women who put their lives on the line every day to do it. A real eye-opener, and great fun to read.
Book Synopsis Police, Crime & 999 by : John Donoghue
Download or read book Police, Crime & 999 written by John Donoghue and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2011 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in the police? What bizarre 999 calls are made to the emergency services?Why can wearing two pairs of socks make you a suspect?What is the link between police and vampires? Which Royal arrest never made news headlines? What covert sign do officers make when they no longer wish to talk to you? After successful careers in both the military and business, John Donoghue realised that the higher you get in any organisation, the less fun you have. So, after handing back his expense account and company car, he joined the police in search of excitement and thrills... and discovered some surprising answers to these puzzling questions. PC John Donoghue reveals all in his fascinating and hilarious true account of a year in the life of a front line response officer. Names and places have been changed to protect the guilty... but if you call the police, maybe, just maybe, it could be Police Constable John Donoghue turning up at your door. This book will appeal to anyone interested in crime and police, as well as fans of autobiographies and humour.
Download or read book Police Stories written by Sgt Steve Dixon and published by . This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Police, Lies and Alibis by : John Donoghue
Download or read book Police, Lies and Alibis written by John Donoghue and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover what REALLY happens in the police. Is the discovery of a headless corpse the work of a serial killer? When do police & paramedics fall out? Who killed Yoda? What is a Death Fart? Why do some criminals think they are ‘worth it’? Who invented the Crying Machine? How do you beat the burglar? Why do the police have to pay particular attention to boobs? Come on patrol with PC Donoghue and get the answers to all these questions and more. Police, Lies & Alibis is the fascinating and hilarious account of a year in the life of a front line police response officer, and the only humorous police book written by a serving officer who is not hiding his identity. It is the follow-up book to Police, Crime & 999, a book which still remains hugely popular today, with over 250 5-star Amazon reviews, and which garnered positive feedback from a number of national publications: ‘Everything is included in this warts-and-all account. Very funny’ The Sun ‘A treasure trove of a book – a wonderfully informative and addictive read, full of belly laughs’ The Non-Fiction Book Club WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts
Download or read book Humorous Beat written by Bob Morrissey and published by . This book was released on 2008-12 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A police officer compiles the humorous situations he has encountered in his work, which help him cope with the stresses of the job.
Download or read book The Job written by Steve Osborne and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A nice quiet night.” During his two decades on the force, if you asked NYPD officer Steve Osborne how things were going, that’s what he’d tell you. On a stakeout? Nice quiet night. Drive by shooting? Nice quiet night. Now, with The Job he’s ready to talk, and does he have some stories to tell. Most civilians get their information about police work from television shows, which are pure fantasy. Here, Osborne takes us into his world, the gritty and not so glamorous life of real street cops. And along the way he finds humor and soul searching humanity in the most unlikely places. For anyone interested in knowing what a cop’s life is all about, this is a must read.
Download or read book A Cop's Tale written by Jim O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Cop's Tale focuses on New York City's most violent and corrupt years, the 1960s to early 1980s. Jim O'Neil - a former NYPD cop - delivers a rare look at the brand of law enforcement that ended Frank Lucas's grip on the Harlem drug trade, his cracking open of the Black Liberation Army case, and his experience as the first cop on the scene at the Dog Day Afternoon bank robbery.
Download or read book Cops written by Mark Baker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1986 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Really FUNNY Thing about Being a COP by : Malky McEwan
Download or read book The Really FUNNY Thing about Being a COP written by Malky McEwan and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-13 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What goes on behind the closed doors of a police station? This is the eye-opening and hilarious memoirs of a Scottish cop. Funny situations, strange goings on, quirky characters, and the comical tales will have you in tears of laughter. "I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg." Irish reader. "FIVE STAR RATING FOR THIS ONE. This is one of the best police books,it is very well written,very funny,and all believable. One book I did not want to come to the end of." - Amazon Customer. "Just the sort of book to curl up with in winter nights, just don't have a cup of tea in your hand, as your likely to spill it. Great to see the funny human side of the police. All politicians should read this book. Scottish banter at its very best!" - Kindle Customer. "I read this book on holiday and laughed out loud on my wee lounger all day. A must read, even more so if you have worked in any of the Emergency Services. Witty and funny and a great read to make you smile." - Fiona. Malky McEwan should be in every bookstore and at the top of every bestseller list.
Download or read book Cop Out! written by Glenn Wood and published by Shoal Bay. This book was released on 1999-01-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the success of 'The Laughing Policeman', the hilarious account of his police training experiences, Glenn Wood takes up the story of his rather undistinguished career in the New Zealand Police. Young Constable Wood was a disaster waiting to happen. he was the sort of cop who was happier helping little old ladies across the street (even when they were quite content where they were) than pursuing the perpetrators of dreadful deeds. But if he failed to strike fear into the hearts of the criminal underworld, his superiors had a real problem on their hands. They had never before had to deal with such a well-meaning but accident-prone boy in blue and they hoped that they would never see his like again. The force just wasn't with him. From his early encounters with a less-than-impressed public, through the terrifying days of the Springbok tour, to the gradual realization that perhaps he wasn't really cut out for life on the beat after all, Glenn Wood tells a story that is a laugh a page.
Download or read book Bigfoot Cop written by Kevin Shamel and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's huge. He's hairy. He's pissed off and he's got a badge. He's Bigfoot Cop. Bigfoot is a renegade detective on the edge. He's no longer the tranquil solitary creature of legend; he's now a foot-stomping, car-flipping crime fighter who can't stop ripping everyone's fucking arms off when he gets mad. After he destroys an entire city block while trying to apprehend a group of petty criminals, the police chief transfers him to Missing Persons and assigns him a new partner he doesn't want - Lyle Straits, a crotchety by-the-book detective who is allergic to animal dander. The unlikely duo is tasked with solving the rising number of local disappearances (mostly redheads). But what starts as a routine investigation turns into the biggest case the world has ever seen. From the author of Island of the Super People and Rotten Little Animals comes a buddy-cop comedy for the bizarro fiction reader.
Book Synopsis Toasts, Roasts and Funny Stories by : Arthur LeRoy Kaser
Download or read book Toasts, Roasts and Funny Stories written by Arthur LeRoy Kaser and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
