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Friars Club Private Joke File

Author : Barry Dougherty
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1603762744
Total Pages : 416 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (37 download)

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Download or read book Friars Club Private Joke File written by Barry Dougherty and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2006-05-07 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rated XF (for X-tra Funny), this giant collection of off-color jokes, stories, and anecdotes is like a naughty invitation to sit down at one of the legendary Friar's Club roasts. With an introduction by Lewis Black. Saucy, sassy, laugh-out-loud and not-for-kids, this giant, off-the-wall collection of jokes, quips, stories, and humor is slightly off-color and completely hilarious. Packed with 2,000 jokes and stories grouped thematically into such categories as Marriage, Medicine, Old Age, Kids, and (of course) Sex., The Friar's Club Private Joke File includes classic material attributed to Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, Susie Essman, and Penn Jillette, with bonus interviews with stand-up comedians known for their naughtiness- including Mario Cantone, Judy Gold, Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, and many more. Like a front-row seat at an infamous Friar's Club roasts, this no-holds-barred compilation will keep you laughing and blushing for a long, long time.

Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes

Author : Friars Club
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 1603762051
Total Pages : 513 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (37 download)

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Download or read book Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes written by Friars Club and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2009-02-04 with total page 513 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A side-splitting collection of 2000 jokes from the best-known comedians and members of the infamous Friar's Club including Ellen Degeneres, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld, Wanda Sykes, Jon Stewart, Johnny Carson, Phyllis Diller, and dozens more. Need a laugh? How about 2000 of them? Hundreds of the world's best comedians provide jokes for every occasion and situation --lightbulb jokes, "he's so dumb . . . " jokes, mother-in-law jokes, dirty jokes, really dirty jokes, and more! Organized alphabetically by topic, the collection is perfect for browsing, searching for ice-breakers and pick-up lines, spicing up toasts, or adding a dose of humor to public speeches. Includes an introduction by comedian Drew Carey!

Milton Berle's Private Joke File

Author : Milton Berle
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0517587165
Total Pages : 674 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (175 download)

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Download or read book Milton Berle's Private Joke File written by Milton Berle and published by Crown. This book was released on 1992-01-28 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

Friars Club Encyclopedia Of Jokes

Author : Barry Dougherty
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780316463447
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (634 download)

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Download or read book Friars Club Encyclopedia Of Jokes written by Barry Dougherty and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally in paperback'with lots of brand-new jokes from today's top comedians. What could be funnier than a great joke' How about 2,000 great jokes' In this side'splitting compendium, revised and updated and featuring a new introduction by Drew Carey, members of the world-renowned Friars Club and other comedians provide zingers for every occasion, situation, and taste. Organized alphabetically and by topic, this book is made for browsing, but it's also perfect for finding icebreakers for social occasions, adding a touch of humor to business speeches, and spicing up toasts. Hundreds of the best-known comedians are represented, including Sarah Silverman, Ellen Degeneres, Lewis Black, Ray Romano, Milton Berle, Carol Burnett, George Burns, George Carlin, Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Phyllis Diller, Bob Hope, Alan King, Richard Lewis, Bob Newhart, Rita Rudner, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, and tons more.

The New York Friars Club Book of Roasts

Author : Barry Dougherty
Publisher : M J F Books
ISBN 13 : 9781567315134
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (151 download)

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Download or read book The New York Friars Club Book of Roasts written by Barry Dougherty and published by M J F Books. This book was released on 2002-09 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

I Only Roast the Ones I Love

Author : Jeffrey Ross
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 143910140X
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book I Only Roast the Ones I Love written by Jeffrey Ross and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ross, one of the meanest men in comedy, offers anecdotes and deconstructs themakings of a great roast.

Yo' Mama Is So...

Author : Hugh Payne
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 160376237X
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (37 download)

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Download or read book Yo' Mama Is So... written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!) -- hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama" -- and all yo' other relatives -- sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So . . . is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey . . . what did you call my mama??!!

B.S. I Love You

Author : Milton Berle
Publisher : McGraw-Hill Companies
ISBN 13 : 9780070049185
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (491 download)

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Download or read book B.S. I Love You written by Milton Berle and published by McGraw-Hill Companies. This book was released on 1989 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the first time in paperback, this is Mr. Television's laugh-a-minute autobiography of his sixty years in the legendary Friar's Club--that ribald, rollicking collection of zanies. With 32 pages of rare pictures from Mr. Berle's private collection.

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612435904
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book

Author : Jackie Martling
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439136912
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book written by Jackie Martling and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-10-07 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.

The Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts

Author : Nina Colman
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781579121662
Total Pages : 471 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (216 download)

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Download or read book The Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts written by Nina Colman and published by Black Dog & Leventhal Pub. This book was released on 2001 with total page 471 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an acknowledged "roastmaster" comes the quintessential handbook for public speakers at any occasion, featuring the best one-liners, put-downs, anecdotes, and jokes for every conceivable subject.

Sophie's World

Author : Jostein Gaarder
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN 13 : 1466804270
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Sophie's World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day Sophie comes home from school to find two questions in her mail: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" Before she knows it she is enrolled in a correspondence course with a mysterious philosopher. Thus begins Jostein Gaarder's unique novel, which is not only a mystery, but also a complete and entertaining history of philosophy.

How to Do It Standing Up

Author : Barry Dougherty
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 9781579122546
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (225 download)

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Download or read book How to Do It Standing Up written by Barry Dougherty and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2002-09-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No one knows more about being funny than The Friars Club, and now they reveal their personal tricks of the trade-and give away their favorite material--in this easy-to-use manual for aspiring comics, comedy writers or just plain show-offs. The funniest men and women in showbiz discuss the art of being funny, and author Barry Dougherty puts it all together in the first and last Friars Club manual for anyone who wants to be a comedian--or just act like one. The book covers such important matters as What's funny--and what's not; the many forms of comedy: jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, stories, impressions, puns, ad-libs, wisecracks and more; choosing material and putting together a routine; developing a personal style; writing your own material--and much more. In-depth, personal interviews with a host of well-known comedians punctuate the text, along with lots of examples of their funniest material.

The Life of Lazarillo de Tormes

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Life of Lazarillo de Tormes written by and published by . This book was released on 1908 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Rubber Balls and Liquor

Author : Gilbert Gottfried
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429978562
Total Pages : 285 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Rubber Balls and Liquor written by Gilbert Gottfried and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, "Stop reading that book!" I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy. In the early 1970s, as our nation's youth railed against every conceivable societal norm, a funny-looking teenage Jew started turning up at open mike nights in various New York City comedy clubs. Surprisingly, he didn't suck. That funny-looking teenage Jew is now the even funnier-looking middle-aged comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who despite his transparent shortcomings has managed to carve out a hardly-respectable career—and a reputation for shock and awe unrivaled outside the Bush administration. With this scathingly funny book of rants and musings, Gottfried sullies an entirely new medium with his dysfunctional worldview. HILARIOUS HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE: • Gut-wrenching stories from his bizarre childhood • A list of celebrities Gilbert would like to have sex with • A somewhat shorter list of celebrities who would like to have sex with Gilbert • An even shorter list of Gilbert's comely co-stars who have been forced to have sex with him on- screen • Side-splitting tales of the worst gigs he's ever performed • Incredibly awkward encounters with famous people from Gilbert's years as a celebrity (of sorts), including Harrison Ford, Keifer Sutherland, Hugh Hefner and one wildly offensive exchange with Marlee Matlin that left the actress speechless • Signature takes on timeless jokes, presented in a clip‘n save format so humorless readers can commit them to memory or tear them from the book's spine and carry them around in their wallets to amuse their friends • The story behind Gilbert's infamous retelling of the classic "Aristocrats" routine that defined the most recent phase of his career • And much more!

The Comedy Thesaurus

Author : Judy Brown
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781594740589
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Comedy Thesaurus written by Judy Brown and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every book of "humorous quotations" features the same tired one-liners from dead white males like Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain until now. "The Comedy Thesaurus" features more than three thousand quips from the funniest people on the planet everyone from Margaret Cho and Conan O'Brien to Eddie Murphy and Lewis Black. Arranged A to Z by subject (accidents, aging, alcohol, etc.) and thoroughly cross-referenced, it's chock-full of hilarious observations. On politics: "You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: It wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena." Jon Stewart On shopping: "Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to, and the one white people used to go to." Chris Rock On sex: "Engaged women have sex 2.9 times a week. And the .9 is really frustrating." Jay Leno And that's just the beginning. Full of laugh-out-loud remarks from the most popular comedians on the planet, "The Comedy Thesaurus" is a terrific resource for writers, speakers, fans of stand-up comedy, and anyone who appreciates a good joke.

New York Friars Club Book of Roasts

Author : Barry Dougherty
Publisher : M Evans & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780871319609
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (196 download)

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Download or read book New York Friars Club Book of Roasts written by Barry Dougherty and published by M Evans & Company. This book was released on 2001-10-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ths is a hilarious compilation of tales, anecdotes, and historical information about the Friars Club, featuring funny and moving moments from hunderds of stars.