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Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Kathi Wagner
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2,001 brand new side-splitters that will keep you laughing out loud.
Book Synopsis Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids by : Sandy Silverthorne
Download or read book Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids written by Sandy Silverthorne and published by Revell. This book was released on 2018-08-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 100,000 copies sold! Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny lists represents some of the world's best clean humor. Add in the author's hilarious illustrations and cartoons, and kids will get hours of fun with the kind of laughs that make milk come out your nose--that is, if you're drinking milk while you read!
Book Synopsis The Crack-a-joke Book by : Kestrel Books
Download or read book The Crack-a-joke Book written by Kestrel Books and published by . This book was released on 1978 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Cracking Jokes written by Alan Dundes and published by Quid Pro Books. This book was released on 2017-01-19 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Ultimate Book of Jokes by : Scott McNeely
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Toilet Jokes by : Sid Finch
Download or read book The Little Book of Toilet Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away! Full to the brim with obscene one-liners, gross-out gags and smutty shenanigans, this book should be your number one – and number two – choice for lav-based laughs.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Kathi Wagner
Download or read book The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book by : Hinkler Studios
Download or read book The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book written by Hinkler Studios and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2005 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This ultimate collection of jokes is for adults who can laugh at themselves, don't take life too seriously and hate being politically correct. This collection of Adult Only jokes is rude, raucous and hilarious. Take the book everywhere you go for a guaranteed chuckle at the expense of just about anyone! No one is spared! A must for anyone with a funny-bone! This joke book comes with a belly laugh guarantee.
Book Synopsis The Amazing Joke Book by : Joel (Writer) Jessup
Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel (Writer) Jessup and published by . This book was released on 2019-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Don't Laugh Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition by : Billy Boy
Download or read book The Don't Laugh Challenge - 10 Year Old Edition written by Billy Boy and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) - 10 Year Old Edition is HERE! Why did the t-shirt only text his girlfriend? He didn't like to COLLAR! Welcome to The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) (A.K.A. The BEST kids joke book and game)! If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really... THEM! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books Series, but in the rare case, you haven't, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books are unlike any other joke books on the market! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our 6 Year Old Edition is the ultimate showdown between two players or '2 Jesters' that include kid's jokes AND silly scenarios! This book is hours of fun, and great gift ideas for 10 year old boys and girls! If you haven't heard of the rules, here they are: Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters will take turns reading jokes to the other player. Next comes the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, and act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)! Don't forget to use your silliest faces to get your opponent to crack a smile! When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point. Follow the instructions at the bottom of each page until you tally up the final score and crown the Don't Laugh MASTER! Who should I get this new take on toy for, you ask? Do you know a boy or a girl that likes to laugh? The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) game is good for all girls and boys age 10 and up! Give it as a stocking stuffer, Christmas gift or present! This imaginative book will spark your child's creative side all while being screen-free! Some old-fashioned, friendly competition never hurt anybody! Whether you are looking for the newest gifts, games, presents, best sellers, or toys on the market, this renovated classic is a guaranteed hit for all ages! Your children will love it and so will you. Try it today!: )
Book Synopsis The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes by : Jeremy Brown
Download or read book The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Jeremy Brown and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes That Will Crack Up the Entire Family! by : Ciel Publishing
Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! 1000 Clean and Absurdly Lame Jokes That Will Crack Up the Entire Family! written by Ciel Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A: Because it's a-pparent. (bu-dum-tss) If you've ever heard a joke so bad it made you laugh, then you know what I'm talking about. Dad jokes are pun-intensive, absurd attempts at jokes that only middle-aged "dads" would think of. Perhaps, that's where they get their charm from. Despite the initial "did he just say that?" reactions these jokes seem get from people, they can be the secret sauce behind great dinners with extended family and otherwise awkward get-togethers. Why? Well, they make great icebreakers for just about any situation! They're also very kid-friendly, so there's no need to hide them away or have them cover their ears every few minutes. In Dad Jokes for Kids and Their Adults! you will: Find 1000 so bad they're funny jokes for just about any ocassion! Have at your disposal jokes that will improve expand your child's vocabulary and versatility with language! Enjoy countless hours of nerve-wrecking humor! Develop the repertoire necessary to become a pun master! If you're ready to have everyone in the family laughing, then click on the "add to cart" button now and get your copy today!
Book Synopsis The Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book The Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Book Synopsis The Don't Laugh Challenge - 8 Year Old Edition by : Billy Boy
Download or read book The Don't Laugh Challenge - 8 Year Old Edition written by Billy Boy and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-19 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) - 8 Year Old Edition is HERE! Why did the astronaut quit his job? He heard the sky is the limit! Welcome to The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) (A.K.A. The BEST kids joke book and game)! If you are open-minded about your kids learning new jokes, becoming more self-confident, AND developing a stronger sense of humor then this book is for you, well really... THEM! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books Series, but in the rare case, you haven't, please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about! The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books are unlike any other joke books on the market! It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. In this case, our 6 Year Old Edition is the ultimate showdown between two players or '2 Jesters' that include kid's jokes AND silly scenarios! This book is hours of fun, and great gift ideas for 8 year old boys and girls! If you haven't heard of the rules, here they are: Each round is set up so that the 2 jokesters will take turns reading jokes to the other player. Next comes the Silly Scenarios, where each player will read the scenario to themselves, and act it out to get the other player to guess what in the world they are doing (think Charades)! Don't forget to use your silliest faces to get your opponent to crack a smile! When the person listening laughs or even cracks a smile, the joke teller gets a point. Follow the instructions at the bottom of each page until you tally up the final score and crown the Don't Laugh MASTER! Who should I get this new take on toy for, you ask? Do you know a boy or a girl that likes to laugh? The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) game is good for all girls and boys age 8 and up! Give it as a stocking stuffer, Christmas gift or present! This imaginative book will spark your child's creative side all while being screen-free! Some old-fashioned, friendly competition never hurt anybody! Whether you are looking for the newest gifts, games, presents, best sellers, or toys on the market, this renovated classic is a guaranteed hit for all ages! Your children will love it and so will you. Try it today!: )
Book Synopsis The Don't Laugh Challenge - Stocking Stuffer Edition by : Billy Boy
Download or read book The Don't Laugh Challenge - Stocking Stuffer Edition written by Billy Boy and published by Bacchus Publishing House. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS JOKE BOOK WILL MAKE WHOEVER READS IT A FULL-OUT JOKESTER!! If you are open-minded about kids learning new jokes and becoming more self-confident and developing a stronger sense of humor than this book is for you!! I'm sure by now you have heard of The Don't Laugh Challenge(TM) Joke Books, but in the rare case, you haven't please allow me to explain what all of the fuss is about. The Don't Laugh Challenge^(TM) Joke Books are unlike any joke book before it. It is not meant to be read in isolation, but instead, it is a game or a challenge that is to be played between friends, siblings, cousins, or any two people who like to tell jokes. Here are the rules: The two participants go back and forth telling jokes to each other Every time the one telling the joke makes the other person listening crack a smile or laughs, the joke teller gets a point The first person to three points wins! We have been told that families sit around for hours making each other laugh. It's a truly special gift for boys and girls of ages 6 to 12. Happy Holidays!
Book Synopsis The Crack-a-joke Book by : Jane Nissen
Download or read book The Crack-a-joke Book written by Jane Nissen and published by Puffin. This book was released on 1978-01-01 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
