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Download or read book Birthday Suit written by Lauren Blakely and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-14 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten years ago Leo Hennessey broke a major Man Code rule: do not-- under any circumstances-- fall in love with your best friend's woman. He's managed to keep it secret, and built up his career as an executive at a chocolate company named Heavenly. But now Lulu Diamond is divorced, starting a new life, and just opened up her own chocolate shop. And she's walked back into Leo's life In a big way... at a trade show, they are paired up for a riddle-filled, race-against-the-clock scavenger hunt across New York City. Temptation never tasted so good.... -- adapted from back cover and perusal of book
Book Synopsis The King's Birthday Suit by : Peter Bently
Download or read book The King's Birthday Suit written by Peter Bently and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third had SO many clothes it was simply absurd ... So when two seemingly well-meaning fabric merchants promise to make an outfit of only the very BEST and most special cloth, King Albert-Horatio-Otto the Third simply cannot resist. He MUST have these new clothes! Surely, the unquestionably charitable and not-at-all-suspicious-looking tailors are genuine, and the King won't end up looking red-cheeked ... ? This funny and timely retelling of Hans Christian Andersen's classic fable 'The Emperor's New Clothes' will not only make children laugh, but also encourage them to think and speak up for what they believe. This audio-enabled edition comes with a gorgeous reading by Sam Newton, along with special music and sound effects.
Book Synopsis You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit by : Sharon Phennah
Download or read book You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit written by Sharon Phennah and published by BQB Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zany women and their pets have fun getting older. "When I get old, I hope to have friends as awesome as these. This is an absolutely feel good novel. Naturally, our intrepid characters, wattles and all, undergo all sorts of trials, but it's the compassion and generosity they exhibit that endears the reader." -- Sam Sanders, via NetGalley Zany families, eccentric friends, and ne-er-do-well neighbors inhabit the labyrinthine lives of three women friends as they grapple with real world events in one "Golden Year." An unwelcome visit from local law enforcement, a younger friend's romantic chaos, and the death of a parent combine with daily mundanities---laundry, scones, and senior sex---to create a walloping, raucous read. Opinionated pets---critics and alter egos---offer a rich counterpoint to the human dramas affecting their lives. Unfiltered and compelling, this entertaining sago provides readers of all ages with a new and positive view of growing older.
Book Synopsis Backbeard and the Birthday Suit by : Matthew McElligott
Download or read book Backbeard and the Birthday Suit written by Matthew McElligott and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After his birthday party, Backbeard decides to get a new suit, but the clothing shop in town doesn't sell pirate gear so he gets a new look, and he is not sure it will work for him.
Book Synopsis The Birthday Suit Book 1 by : Mandi Nuttall
Download or read book The Birthday Suit Book 1 written by Mandi Nuttall and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Birthday Suit written by Olive Senior and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Naked is best!
Book Synopsis Birthday Suit of God by : G. W. McGee
Download or read book Birthday Suit of God written by G. W. McGee and published by . This book was released on 2012-02-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Showing up to a birthday party in your birthday suit is probably not a good idea. But stripping reality down to its roots is. That's exactly what the tongue-in-cheek philosopher Nigel Quinn does. Between amazingly figuring out how to become a god himself, and teaching God how to become a better God, he discovers secrets of the universe that could change the fundamental ways in which human beings perceive reality. This is a story that calls out to the free spirit that dwells within us all; that spirit that longs to strip the meaning of life down to its birthday suit and then laugh at the beautiful naked hilarity/singularity of it all.
Download or read book Birthday Suit written by Tyler Durman and published by Tyler Durman Incorporated. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Durman has found a way to write short stories that are intensely funny and poignant at the same time. He discusses hippos, nuns, and nudity while seamlessly interlacing profound moments with themes like forgiveness, redemption, and hope. His voice is fresh, raw, and just pure fun.
Book Synopsis The Spectacular Suit by : Kat Patrick
Download or read book The Spectacular Suit written by Kat Patrick and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A buoyant and heartwarming celebration of individuality, identity, and dressing to suit yourself! It's almost Frankie's birthday and everything is ready -- except for something to wear. All of her party dresses feel wrong. Her family tries to help, but it's no good. What Frankie longs for is a suit. A spectacular suit ... Can Frankie find the outfit of her dreams? The perfect gift for birthday parties, crafters, and children who don't identify with traditional gender roles Wonderful conversation starter for teachers and librarians to explore gender and identity with age-relevant material from creators whose life experience is reflected in the story
Download or read book Gorilla Suit written by Bob Paris and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1998-10-15 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inside look at the world of professional bodybuilding by the former Mr. Universe, Bob Paris. "An unexpectedly eloquent guide".--"Kirkus Reviews".
Book Synopsis Man in the Empty Suit by : Sean Ferrell
Download or read book Man in the Empty Suit written by Sean Ferrell and published by Soho Press. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Part murder mystery and part mind-bending time-travel story. . . . Full of imagination” (Booklist). Say you’re a time traveler and you’ve already toured the entirety of human history. After a while, the world might lose a little of its luster. That’s why this time traveler celebrates his birthday partying with himself. Every year, he travels to an abandoned hotel in New York City in 2071, the hundredth anniversary of his birth, and drinks twelve-year-old Scotch (lots of it) with all the other versions of who he has been and who he will be. Sure, the party is the same year after year, but at least it’s one party where he can really, well, be himself. The year he turns thirty-nine, though, the party takes a stressful turn. Before he even makes it into the grand ballroom for a drink he encounters the body of his forty-year-old self, dead of a gunshot wound to the head. As the older versions of himself at the party point out, the onus is on him to figure out what went wrong—he has one year to stop himself from being murdered, or they’re all goners. As he follows clues that he may or may not have willingly left for himself, he discovers rampant paranoia and suspicion among his younger selves, and a frightening conspiracy among the Elders. Most complicated of all is a haunting woman, possibly named Lily, who turns up at the party this year—the first person he’s ever seen there besides himself. For the first time, he has something to lose. Here’s hoping he can save some version of his own life. “A clever enough premise that it could be straight out of a Philip K. Dick or Kurt Vonnegut novel.” —Pittsburgh Post-Gazette “A dark hybrid of Paul Auster and the film Memento, complete with a mysterious love interest . . . Best of all, however, is the evocation of mid-21st century New York as a melancholy, dilapidated place high in entropy, cluttered with ruined buildings, and weirdly infested with parrots.” —Toronto Star
Download or read book Backbeard written by Matthew McElligott and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-08-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Pirate Council tells Backbeard that he must stop wearing colorful clothing and look more fearsome, he decides to quit being a pirate and get a job on shore, if only he can find work that matches his particular skills.
Book Synopsis Elf on the Shelf Official Annual 2020 by : Little Brother Books
Download or read book Elf on the Shelf Official Annual 2020 written by Little Brother Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-06 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you been naughty or nice? Get set for Christmas with our brand new magical Annual! Enjoy Elf-themed activities, stories and makes in this charming new Annual and help make it the best Christmas holiday ever! Includes recipes, craft ideas, quizes, puzzles, jokes, fun facts, etc.
Download or read book Max's New Suit written by Rosemary Wells and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2003-11-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These irresistible Max & Ruby board books will introduce the youngest readers to the beloved bunny pair, who star in their own show on Nick Jr. and Noggin. In Max’s New Suit, Max has his own ideas about how to wear his hated new suit, in spite of Ruby's careful instructions.
Book Synopsis Honey Bear's Blue Bathing Suit by : Todd H. Doodler
Download or read book Honey Bear's Blue Bathing Suit written by Todd H. Doodler and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Honey Bear's friends prepare for her beach birthday party by buying new bathing suits, picking out presents, and heading to the shore to have some fun. Full color.
Book Synopsis Randy Penny: Cordially F@*#ing with People by : Tony Endelman
Download or read book Randy Penny: Cordially F@*#ing with People written by Tony Endelman and published by WriteLife Publishing. This book was released on 2011-07 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tony Endelman gets bored, he tends to cause trouble. On the internet, at least he can do so under a different name. Randy Penny: Cordially F*#@ing With People Vol. 1 is the first collection of hilariously wacky and all too real email exchanges between Endelman's alter ego and people that, among other things, use the internet to sell worthless crap. The book, which is sure to make you laugh from first page to last, contains nearly 40 conversations, full-color doodles, and hardly any vulgarities.
Book Synopsis Commander in Cheese #4: The Birthday Suit by : Lindsey Leavitt
Download or read book Commander in Cheese #4: The Birthday Suit written by Lindsey Leavitt and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-01-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's President's Day and the Squeakerton mice have BIG plans to celebrate our nation's leaders...and their favorite mouse! When a human has a birthday, mice get to eat a BIG cake! When a mouse has a birthday, mice get to throw a BIG party! Ava and Dean can’t wait to surprise Gregory on his birthday. They have the perfect gift for this president-loving mouse: a special Abraham Lincoln suit made just for him! But making sure a mouse arrives at his surprise party on time is not easy . . . especially when the president's kids and their classmates are at the White House for a special President's Day field trip! This chapter book series is sure to thrill readers who love tiny details and big fun. Bonus cool facts about presidents, the White House, and U.S. history are featured in the back of the book.
