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The Big Book of Duh

Author : Bob Fenster
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740788906
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Duh written by Bob Fenster and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity.

The Duh! Book of Management and Supervision

Author : Gerri King
Publisher : Common Sense Press (Melrose, FL)
ISBN 13 : 9780966187847
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (878 download)

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Download or read book The Duh! Book of Management and Supervision written by Gerri King and published by Common Sense Press (Melrose, FL). This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Managerial styles are influenced by habit, familiarity, and workplace culture. It's no wonder that well-intentioned professionals doing their best to be good organizational leaders often repeat unhelpful supervisory practices experienced in their early careers, even if they disliked them at the time. In the DUH! Book of Management and Supervision, the author disagrees with many accepted leadership principles (unabashedly referring to them as myths) and makes new and different approaches easier to imagine. Her challenging and controversial concepts illustrated with poignant stories suggest common-sense and immediately applicable alternatives more suitable in today's workplace.

The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations

Author : Charles Harrington Elster
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780618423156
Total Pages : 548 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations written by Charles Harrington Elster and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2006 with total page 548 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive pronouncement on more than 1,500 of our most commonly mispronounced words. From the language maven Charles Harrington Elster comes an authoritative and unapologetically opinionated look at American speech. As Elster points out, there is no sewer in connoisseur, no dip in diphthong, and no pronoun in pronunciation. The culmination of twenty years of observation and study, The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations is more than just a pronunciation guide. Elster discusses past and present usage, alternatives, analogies, and tendencies and offers plenty of advice, none of it objective. Whether you are adamant or ambivalent about the spoken word, Elster arms you with the information you need to decide what is acceptable for you. The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations has now been expanded and revised and features nearly 200 new words, including: al-Qaeda bruschetta commensurate coup de grace curriculum vita exacerbate gigabyte hara-kiri machismo Muslim Niger Pinochet Pulitzer sorbet tinnitus w (as in www-dot) and many, many more. Charles Harrington Elster is the pronunciation editor of Black's Law Dictionary and the author of various books about language, including Verbal Advantage, There's a Word for It, and What in the Word? He has been a guest columnist on language for the Boston Globe and the New York Times Magazine and a commentator on NPR and hundreds of radio shows around the country.

The Book of Duh!

Author : Jeff Lenburg
Publisher : Moonwater Press
ISBN 13 : 0990328767
Total Pages : 79 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Duh! written by Jeff Lenburg and published by Moonwater Press. This book was released on 2019-02 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone is guilty of doing it: Committing an act so outlandish, so stupid that the first thought that comes to mind is, “Duuuuuuuh!” “Duh!” moments happen all the time. They can strike at any moment. At any place, at any time of day, when you least expect them: You Super Glue a quarter to your forehead betting a friend it won’t stick . . .”Duh!” Your boss asks you to leave "early" to run an errand and then to stay late . . . “Duh!” Your mother-in-law comes to visit after you buy her a “one-way” ticket . . . double “Duh!” Need more examples? Okay, you asked for it. You report a local family disturbance to the police and the officer comes to your door . . . ”Duh!” Your blonde girlfriend hears accidents happen close to home, so she moves . . . ”Duh!” You think becoming a vegetarian means you can’t eat Animal Crackers . . . ”Duh!” Stand up. Take a bow. You are not alone. Now one laugh-filled volume brings them all together…the whole “Duhs!” and nothing but the “Duhs!” . . . THE BOOK OF DUH! This fun-filled treasury features the funniest, most outrageous “Duhs!” of all. Of course, who are we tell you that. You have lived these (and probably more). If not, join the club. It is okay to be “Duh!”

The Big Book of Boy Stuff

Author : Bart King
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 1423611187
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (236 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Boy Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2004-07-15 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's this boy. Let's say he's somewhere between nine and thirteen years old or so. You'd like to see this kid get creative. You'd like to see him get some exercise. You'd like to see him get out from in front of the television. And you'd love for him to be motivated enough to find some stuff to do on his own. This boy NEEDS The Big Book of Boy Stuff! What do I do if I get a bean stuck up my nose? How can I make lightning without killing myself? Where can I find new practical jokes to play on my friends and family? How can I make a rocket? What is the best way to poop outside? How do I tell a girl I like her? Why would I tell a girl I like her? How many mosquitoes does it take to suck all the blood out of a person? What's that smell? . . . and many, many more! This big, thick, durable book includes fascinating chapters on gross stuff, magic, emergencies, fireworks, games, experiments, jokes, activities, insults, pets, flying things, and, of course, duct tape. No boyhood is complete without a copy!

The Big Book of Ghost Stories

Author : Otto Penzler
Publisher : Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
ISBN 13 : 0307474496
Total Pages : 850 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Ghost Stories written by Otto Penzler and published by Vintage Crime/Black Lizard. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 850 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over a thousand pages of haunted—and haunting—ghost tales: the most complete collection of uncanny, spooky, creepy tales ever published! Edited and with an introduction by Otto Penzler. Including stories by Joyce Carol Oates, Rudyanrd Kipling, Isaac Asimov, James MacCreigh, and many more! Featuring eerie vintage ghost illustrations. The ghost story is perhaps the oldest of all the supernatural literary genres and has captured the imagination of almost every writer to put pen to the page. Here, Edgar Award-winning editor Otto Penzler has followed his keen sense of the supernatural to collect the most chilling and uncanny tales in the canon. These spectral stories span more than a hundred years, from modern-day horrors by Joyce Carol Oates, Chet Williamson and Andrew Klavan, to pulp yarns from August Derleth, Greye La Spina, and M. L. Humphreys, to the atmospheric Victorian tales of Rudyard Kipling, Edith Wharton, and H. P. Lovecraft, not to mention modern works by the likes of Donald E. Westlake and Isaac Asimov that are already classics. Some of these stories have haunted the canon for a century, while others are making their first ghoulish appearance in book form. Whether you prefer possessive poltergeists, awful apparitions, or friendly phantoms, these stories are guaranteed to thrill you, tingle the spine, or tickle the funny bone, and keep you turning the pages with fearful delight. Including such classics as “The Monkey’s Paw” and “The Open Window” and eerie vintage illustrations, and also featuring haunted mansions, midnight frights, lovers from beyond the grave, rapping, tapping, wailing shades, and ghosts, ghouls, and specters galore! AlsoFeaturing haunted mansions, midnight frights, lovers from beyond the grave, rapping, tapping, wailing shades, and ghosts, ghouls, and specters galore!

Big Book Of 90s Songs (PVG)

Author : Wise Publications
Publisher : Wise Publications
ISBN 13 : 1783232870
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (832 download)

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Download or read book Big Book Of 90s Songs (PVG) written by Wise Publications and published by Wise Publications. This book was released on 2014-03-07 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 90s was the decade that saw Oasis and Blur feuding and Britney Spears hit it big. Canadians like Alanis Morissette, Bryan Adams and Shania Twain emerged into the international spotlight while Celine Dion sang as the Titanic sunk. Nirvana ushered in grunge and killed off hair-metal and Hip-hop continued to infiltrate the mainstream with Parental Advisory notices attached. Now you too can relive this decade with the Big Book Of 90s Songs (PVG). These beautiful arrangements present 29 of the biggest hits for Piano and Voice, with Guitar chord boxes and lyrics. Songlist: Alright [Supergrass] - Angels [Robbie Williams] - …Baby One More Time [Britney Spears] - Back For Good [Take That] - Barbie Girl [Aqua] - Beautiful Stranger [Madonna] - Common People [Pulp] - Don’t Speak [No Doubt] - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You [Bryan Adams] - Flying Without Wings [Westlife] - Goodbye [Spice Girls] - How Do I Live [LeAnn Rimes] - Ironic Alanis [Morissette] - Linger [The Cranberries] - Live Forever [Oasis] - Love Is All Around [Wet Wet Wet] - More Than Words [Extreme] - The Most Beautiful Girl In The World [Prince] - Never Ever [All Saints] - No Matter What [Boyzone] - Nothing Compares 2 U [Sinead O’Connor] - Old Red Eyes Is Back [The Beautiful South] - Popscene [Blur] - Runaway [The Corrs] - Show Me Heaven [Maria McKee] - Torn [Natalie Imbruglia] - Why Does It Always Rain On Me? [Travis] - Wild Wood [Paul Weller] - You’re Still The One [Shania Twain]

Duh-Votions

Author : Sue Buchanan
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310861764
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Duh-Votions written by Sue Buchanan and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2010-02-23 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sue Buchanan charms audiences wherever she goes, revealing the terrible truth about herself: "I may as well tell you because you'll figure it out anyway: I'm not that deep. I'm shallow. But I'm deep for a shallow person. What I've found out about God is that he is totally trustworthy, and I can relax in his plans. And besides that, all he wants is -- Are you ready for this? -- for me to be his person. Just be his person, for heaven's sake! All I can say to that is, Duh! Who knows? Next I may be writing a six-volume Bible commentary!" Sue offers a merry and witty look at life from the "shallow" end of the gene pool in sixty fun devotions, sure to leave you laughing and pondering some of life's most important lessons. This very funny lady shows us all that we don't have to be "deep" to hear God's voice. All we have to do is listen and we'll find his message about love and redemption in even the smallest details of everyday life.

Well, Duh!

Author : Bob Fenster
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789155
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Well, Duh! written by Bob Fenster and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world of bumbling idiots, stupidity is a growth industry. One smart strategy is to laugh at it all with this outrageous collection of hilarious tales about the stupid things people do in every field of human activity. Bob Fenster has combed the world of the intellectually challenged searching for more tales of stupidity to entertain us with.........and he's hit the jackpot! After the success of his first two books, Duh! and They Did What!?, Fenster has struck again with Well, Duh! Our Stupid World, and Welcome to It. More tales of the dim-witted and simpleminded are incorporated in chapters such as: * Food for Thoughtlessness: The All-Turnip Diet and Other Loony Meals at the Mindless Cafe * Hollyweird: Bird Brains in Tinsel Town * Dumb Ways to Die: Buried Alive but Not for Long * Government by the Idiots: How to Get Elected to Anything

The Big Book of Gospel Drama - Volume 1

Author : Douglas Christian Larsen
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257115634
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Gospel Drama - Volume 1 written by Douglas Christian Larsen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-06-08 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dramatic Parables, God's method of teaching the Gospel. More than 30 complete scripts, with How To section on how to produce Christian plays, and a Bible study section presenting the case for parables and plays in a church setting. Dramatic Parables, teaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Includes unresolved plays, mimes, comedies and tragedies, with always a parable, and storytelling making the difference.

Sandra Dodd's Big Book of Unschooling

Author : Sandra Dodd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781989499030
Total Pages : 406 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Sandra Dodd's Big Book of Unschooling written by Sandra Dodd and published by . This book was released on 2019-07 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sandra Dodd's Big Book of Unschooling is an insightful summary of her website, with hundreds of practical ideas about how to move from schoolish thinking to living a life of natural learning and joy. Its more clearly landmarked journey flows beautifully and feels deeper; more connected and personal.

The Big Book of Girl Stuff

Author : Bart King
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 1423638050
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (236 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Girl Stuff written by Bart King and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a middle school teacher, author Bart King listened carefully to the wisdom of his girl students. Along with his five sisters (!), their knowledge made The Big Book of Girl Stuff a classic that Parenting magazine has called “a must-have for girls.” This updated and redesigned edition of The Big Book of Girl Stuff is still loaded with fascinating facts, activities, quotes, games, and insightful information and advice on important topics. This humorous and informative resource is filled with everything a girl needs to know and celebrates all the things that make being a girl so wonderful. And not only is it a perfect handbook for preteens, ’tweens, and teens, but it will delight moms, aunts, and big sisters as well!

Archie's Big Book Vol. 5

Author : Archie Superstars
Publisher : Archie Comic Publications (Trade)
ISBN 13 : 1682558843
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (825 download)

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Download or read book Archie's Big Book Vol. 5 written by Archie Superstars and published by Archie Comic Publications (Trade). This book was released on 2019-01-08 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ARCHIE'S BIG BOOK VOL. 5 is the latest of an all-new series of deluxe softcovers featuring the classic Archie stories in-and-out of Riverdale. A value at $19.99, this comic-trim-sized collection is the best place to discover the origins of these characters right in time for their appearances on CW's Riverdale. With additional content and newly remastered comic art and coloring on selected stories, we expect this new value softcover should do very well on holiday displays and wherever books are sold. Get ready for the most explosive adventures ever to hit Riverdale! When villains threaten the town, only one man can stop them. His name is Andrews... Archie Andrews! Dive right into this batch of tales filled with danger and excitement!

Kind of a Big Deal

Author : Shannon Hale
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206243
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Kind of a Big Deal written by Shannon Hale and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “So many strange and wonderful things happen at every twist and turn, you'll be happy to wander with Josie . . . Each book she descends into seems to teach her something, and even if it's not obvious where the story is going, we're in it for the long haul.” —NPR From Shannon Hale, bestselling author of Austenland, comes Kind of a Big Deal: a story that will suck you in—literally. There's nothing worse than peaking in high school. Nobody knows that better than Josie Pie. She was kind of a big deal—she dropped out of high school to be a star! But the bigger you are, the harder you fall. And Josie fell. Hard. Ouch. Broadway dream: dead. Meanwhile, her life keeps imploding. Best friend: distant. Boyfriend: busy. Mom: not playing with a full deck? Desperate to escape, Josie gets into reading. Literally. She reads a book and suddenly she's inside it. And with each book, she’s a different character: a post-apocalyptic heroine, the lead in a YA rom-com, a 17th century wench in a corset. It’s alarming. But also . . . kind of amazing? It’s the perfect way to live out her fantasies. Book after book, Josie the failed star finds a new way to shine. But the longer she stays in a story, the harder it becomes to escape. Will Josie find a story so good that she just stays forever?

The Big Book of Words You Should Know

Author : David Olsen
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440520771
Total Pages : 360 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Words You Should Know written by David Olsen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-12-17 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know what "quatrefoil" and "impolitic" mean? What about "halcyon" or "narcolepsy"? This book is a handy, easy-to-read reference guide to the proper parlance for any situation. In this book you will find: Words You Absolutely Should Know (covert, exonerate, perimeter); Words You Should Know But Probably Don't (dour, incendiary, scintilla); Words Most People Don't Know (schlimazel, thaumaturgy, epergne); Words You Should Know to Sound Overeducated (ad infinitum, nugatory, garrulity); Words You Probably Shouldn't Know (priapic, damnatory, labia majora); and more. Whether writing an essay, studying for a test, or trying to impress friends, family, and fellow cocktail party guests with their prolixity, you will achieve magniloquence, ebullience, and flights of rhetorical brilliance.

The Big Book Of Words You Should Know To Sound Smart

Author : Robert W Bly
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440591075
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book Of Words You Should Know To Sound Smart written by Robert W Bly and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-11-06 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate word book for aspiring intellectuals! The most compendious collection of words for aspiring scholars, this book helps you hold your own in intellectual discourse. Featuring 2,400 sophisticated, obscure, and obtuse terms, each page provides you with the definitions you need to know to lock academic horns with the clerisy. From antebellum and eleemosynary to impasto and putative, you will quickly master hundreds of erudite phrases that will improve your conversational elegance. Complete with definitions and sample sentences for each entry, The Big Book of Words You Should Know to Sound Smart will elevate your lexicon as you impress the susurration out of the perfervid hoi polloi.

Archie's Big Book Vol. 2

Author : Archie Superstars
Publisher : Archie Comic Publications (Trade)
ISBN 13 : 1682559068
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (825 download)

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Download or read book Archie's Big Book Vol. 2 written by Archie Superstars and published by Archie Comic Publications (Trade). This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ARCHIE'S BIG BOOK VOL. 2 is the sequel to an all-new series of deluxe softcovers featuring the classic Archie stories in-and-out of Riverdale. A value at $19.99, this comic-trim-sized collection is the best place to discover the origins of these characters right in time for their appearances on CW's Riverdale. With additional content and newly remastered comic art and coloring on selected stories, we expect this new value softcover should do very well on holiday displays and wherever books are sold. Good things come in threes, and this is a trip down Archie's Fantasyland of tales! This collection of classic stories features the best of medieval, swashbuckling and overall fantastical stories starring our favorite teens from Riverdale.