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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of South African jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of South African Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one South African joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many South African jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do South Africans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a South African and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The South African brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the South African who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do South Africans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Big Fat South African Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big Fat South African Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-03-12 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.
Book Synopsis The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Joke Book of South Africa by : Kuldeep Saluja
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of South Africa written by Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2014-10-29 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.
Book Synopsis The Second Best Book of South African Jokes by : David Biggs
Download or read book The Second Best Book of South African Jokes written by David Biggs and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Leon Schuster's Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book by : Leon Schuster
Download or read book Leon Schuster's Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book written by Leon Schuster and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 1000 jokes from South Africa's well-known personality, and favourite comedian, Leon Schuster. A great present to get your friends and family smiling
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-28 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Central African jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Central African Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Central African joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Central African jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Central Africans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Central African and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Central African brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Central African who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Central Africans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Best South African Jokes by : Gordon Linley
Download or read book Best South African Jokes written by Gordon Linley and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Comedian's Playbook by : Pusch K
Download or read book The Comedian's Playbook written by Pusch K and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-09-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most hilarious jokes on the planet. Guaranteed to make you fall off your chair.
Book Synopsis The Big Fat South African Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big Fat South African Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Time to Laugh: Jokes & Funny Stories from Africa (6th Edition) by : Israel Oyerinde Omotosho
Download or read book A Time to Laugh: Jokes & Funny Stories from Africa (6th Edition) written by Israel Oyerinde Omotosho and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-12-05 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of this book, Prince Israel Oyerinde Omotosho, has compiled more than 120 jokes and short stories for your enjoyment. The jokes and stories are contextually based in Nigeria, West Africa. They will make you laugh till your ribs protest!
Book Synopsis The Joys of African Sex, Jokes, Courtesies and Idiosyncracies by : Boniface Ndemping Wewe
Download or read book The Joys of African Sex, Jokes, Courtesies and Idiosyncracies written by Boniface Ndemping Wewe and published by . This book was released on 2004-11 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Racist's Guide to the People of South Africa by : Simon Kilpatrick
Download or read book The Racist's Guide to the People of South Africa written by Simon Kilpatrick and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Politically incorrect, comprehensively unscientific, and exceptionally funny, this guidebook identifies--and pokes fun at--the people of the Rainbow Nation. After sorting out the labels Black, English Whites, Afrikaners, and Coloreds, the discussion pushes on to more difficult questions: Why should you never give a White woman a white-gold engagement ring? Why do Indian men always play sports in jeans? and How do Colored gangsters fare in the navy?
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of Southern African Verse by : Stephen Gray
Download or read book The Penguin Book of Southern African Verse written by Stephen Gray and published by Puffin Books. This book was released on 1989 with total page 440 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers poems by writers from South Africa, Zimbabwe, Swaziland, Mozambique, Angola, Malawi, Namibia, and Zambia.
Book Synopsis Shadows in an African Twilight by : Kevin Thomas
Download or read book Shadows in an African Twilight written by Kevin Thomas and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2014-01-29 with total page 1123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exciting autobiography about the life of a game ranger, Special Force soldier and professional hunter in Southern Africa. The book also ends with a discerning look into the work of contract Security Escort Teams in Iraq where the author spent two years.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of South Sudanese Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of South Sudanese Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-10-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of South Sudanese jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of South Sudanese Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of South Sudanese Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one South Sudanese joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many South Sudanese jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do South Sudanese wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a South Sudanese and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The South Sudanese brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the South Sudanese who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do South Sudanese laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
