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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Rockies Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Rockies Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Rockies jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Rockies Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Rockies Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Rockies Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Rockies jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Rockies' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Rockies' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Rockies' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Rockies' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Rockies' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Best Colorado Rockies Joke Book Ever by : John Rickland
Download or read book The Best Colorado Rockies Joke Book Ever written by John Rickland and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Colorado Rockies Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Rockies
Book Synopsis The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever by : Cider Mill Press
Download or read book The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever written by Cider Mill Press and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "From silly wordplay to treacherous tongue twisters, this humongous book has something for every kind of jokester. Never get tired of the same old jokes again. Jam packed with thousands of the funniest jokes, these goofy gags will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter." --
Book Synopsis The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever by : Micky Donaldson
Download or read book The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever written by Micky Donaldson and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Giants
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Grizzlies' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Grizzlies Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Grizzlies' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Grizzlies' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Grizzlies' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Grizzlies' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Grizzlies' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Grizzlies' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Grizzlies' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2000 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes that is the biggest, dopiest, silliest, dumbest one on the planet.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Nuggets Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Nuggets Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nuggets' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nuggets' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nuggets Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nuggets' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nuggets' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nuggets' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nuggets' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nuggets' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nuggets' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nuggets' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dog lover jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dog lover joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dog lover jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dog lovers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dog lover and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dog lover brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dog lover who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dog lovers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis The Best Oakland A's Joke Book Ever by : Zac Jacobson
Download or read book The Best Oakland A's Joke Book Ever written by Zac Jacobson and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Oakland A's Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the A's
Book Synopsis The Best LA Angels Joke Book Ever by : Mick Vambista
Download or read book The Best LA Angels Joke Book Ever written by Mick Vambista and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best LA Angels Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Mavericks Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Mavericks Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Mavericks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Mavericks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Mavericks Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Mavericks' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Mavericks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Mavericks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Mavericks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Mavericks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Mavericks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Mavericks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Best Seattle Mariners Joke Book Ever by : Winston Dujohn
Download or read book The Best Seattle Mariners Joke Book Ever written by Winston Dujohn and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Seattle Mariners Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Bucks Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bucks Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bucks' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bucks' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bucks' Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bucks' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bucks' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bucks' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bucks' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bucks' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bucks' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bucks' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis The Best Cleveland Indians Joke Book Ever by : Jacob Dumbley
Download or read book The Best Cleveland Indians Joke Book Ever written by Jacob Dumbley and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Cleveland Indians Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense
Book Synopsis The Petrified Condom by : Elaine Eliah
Download or read book The Petrified Condom written by Elaine Eliah and published by 1st Book Library. This book was released on 2003-04 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Back in June, 1949, I started taking notes on the jokes that people told me. The great majority of these were cocktail-party stories, in those days generally referred to as "dirty jokes". I did this because I had learned from experience that when I heard a joke for the second time I remembered having heard it before, and, usually, the punch line, but . . . and this was what galvanized me into action--I found that I had not remembered the story well enough to call it to mind in sufficient detail to enable me to tell it to someone else. This, I find, is a common problem among those who strive to be dedicated raconteurs . . . or racontootsies. So, what I did with respect to recording new stories as I heard them, was to immediately make notes, on anything available, consisting of essential clue words and the punch line. My notes were composed with such particularity as to enable me, in most cases, to type the story in full when I was able to access my typewriter. The next step was to tell the story a few times, with a personal touch perhaps, in such a manner as to eventually develop my reputation as one of the three or four best joke-tellers east of the Rockies. After typing the story up and adding it to my growing file, I'd condense it to a clue line, assign a number and add it to my list. This master list was numbered serially as jokes were acquired, being typed with a pre-Xerox carbon copy. The original was placed in my file, and the carbon copy was on or near my person at all times when I was in a social situation. I became known for carrying this list around with me. I have always made it a practice not to identify a joke on my list by the punch line, for reasons that must be obvious. If I were to show my list to a friend so that he or she might pick out a joke by the number assigned to it, it would ruin the telling of the joke if the punch line were to be prematurely exposed right there on my list. More recently jokes have been flying wildly through cyberspace, somewhat willy-nilly; no one seems to know much about their authorship and although I am presently a non-possessor of a computer, friends frequently download such material and copy the same to me. Some of this is included in the second part of this book. So much for the format of my notes and the list. Now to the reason for publishing this collection that has been growing for lo these many years, to wit: many friends for a magnitudinous numerousity of years have encouraged me to do just that. That's the simple answer, and of course it's somewhat of an ego trip to see a publication with one's name on it. The stories appearing in this publication include many that you have not heard before. Some are stories that I have only heard once, because they are intricately worded or require a dialect or accent of some sort. I have found that few people will go to the trouble of memorizing a story that is intricately worded or will take the time to learn how to mimic, or simply can't manage, an accent or dialect. I feel sure that the reader will concede that a story loses a lot in the telling, or just falls flat, if the story-teller is unable to handle that aspect of the art. The title of the book, PICTURE, IF YOU WILL . . . was selected advisedly. For years I have prefaced most stories I tell with that phrase, because it sets the stage for the audience. When you say it, their minds, respectively, immediately go blank and become receptive. They are ready to picture something; you have their attention. As the story progresses the listener tends to conjure up a picture of what is taking place in the telling, often ascribing personalities to the characters in the story, virtually viewing the prevailing circumstances and the activity inherent in the narrative on hi
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fireman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fireman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fireman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Firemans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fireman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fireman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fireman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Firemans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Download or read book Happy Days written by and published by . This book was released on 1906 with total page 428 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
