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Book Synopsis The Best Book of Insults and Putdowns Ever! by : Tim Dedopulos
Download or read book The Best Book of Insults and Putdowns Ever! written by Tim Dedopulos and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 1998 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wished you could come out with a response so sharp that it would cut the very air around y ou? The Best Book of Insults and Putdowns Ever. presents cla ssic insults from history and contemporary culture. '
Book Synopsis Funny Insults & Snappy Put-downs by : Joseph Rosenbloom
Download or read book Funny Insults & Snappy Put-downs written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing (NY). This book was released on 1982 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feeling put down? Feeling insulted? Snap back! In this collection, readers find hundreds of funny ways to do just that, with some of the best and worst jokes around, silly gags, nutty one-liners, and more!
Book Synopsis The Giant Book of Insults by : Louis A. Safian
Download or read book The Giant Book of Insults written by Louis A. Safian and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-12 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lively collection of sharp retorts and ripostes, pithy pot, ricocheting bombast - caustic quips, and polite, and the definitely unpolite, sort of put downs. This book can either be read for the sheer fiendish fun of it, or it can be put to work as a sourcebook for anyboday - speakers, entertainers, managers, writers - who wishes to communicate a little more forcefully. Carefully categorised according to targets, this book can be used time and time again to deflate egotists, dispose of bores and demolish dummies.
Book Synopsis 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks by : Steven D. Price
Download or read book 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks written by Steven D. Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.
Book Synopsis Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams by : Jim Davis
Download or read book Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1994-03-02 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.
Download or read book Yo' Mama Is So... written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!) -- hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama" -- and all yo' other relatives -- sure to shut people's mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver's license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So . . . is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey . . . what did you call my mama??!!
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Insults by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Insults written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2011-08-18 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.
Book Synopsis Insults & Comebacks by : Knock Knock Book Staff
Download or read book Insults & Comebacks written by Knock Knock Book Staff and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Book Synopsis Insults Every Man Should Know by : Nick Mamatas
Download or read book Insults Every Man Should Know written by Nick Mamatas and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion. This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including: • Insulting Someone’s Intelligence • Insulting Someone’s Sexual Prowess • Insults for the Office • Insults on Game Day • Insults throughout History • Insults from around the World
Book Synopsis The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition by : Lawrence Dorfman
Download or read book The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2010-10-13 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved "Snark Handbook" is back in a new edition--making readers smarterand, more importantly, better than everyone else.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Emoji Insults by :
Download or read book The Little Book of Emoji Insults written by and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you can't say something nice... say it in emoji. Shock your friends and family with this brilliantly offensive collection of emoji put-downs and comebacks. With this handy guide, the endless potential for a punishing emoji burn will be opened to you like never before – far beyond just relying on the classic middle finger symbol. From everyday insults to brutal Shakespearean zingers, classic movie put-downs to the best ‘your mum’ jokes, this is your complete phrasebook for the ever more savage world of emoji insults.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Shakespeare's Insults by : Orange Hippo!
Download or read book The Little Book of Shakespeare's Insults written by Orange Hippo! and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2021-04-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Away, you scullion, you rampallion, you fustilarian! Along with penning some of the most sublime passages in all of English Literature, Shakespeare was a master when it came to casting a wicked comeback or hurling a barbed insult. Whether it's Prospero calling Caliban a 'freckled whelp, hag-born' in The Tempest or King Lear railing against his daughter Goneril with the damning words, 'Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood', Shakespeare didn't hold back when it came to getting creative with his slights. Packed full of eloquent stings and poisonous putdowns, this is the perfect resource for anyone looking to scorn an enemy – without resorting to swearing! 'Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!' Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4). 'Away, you three-inch fool.' The Taming of the Shrew (Act 4, Scene 1). 'Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver'd boy.' Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3). 'The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.' The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene 4).
Book Synopsis A Slap in the Face by : William B. Irvine
Download or read book A Slap in the Face written by William B. Irvine and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2017 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: n A Slap in the Face, William Irvine undertakes a wide-ranging investigation of insults, their history, the role they play in social relationships, and the science behind them. He offers advice, based primarily on the writings of the Stoic philosophers, on how best to curb our own insulting tendencies and how to respond to the insults that are directed our way. A rousing follow-up to The Good Life, A Slap in the Face will interest anyone who's ever delivered an insult or felt the sting of one--in other words, everyone.
Author :Birdy Jones Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781979305358 Total Pages :64 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (53 download)
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook by : Birdy Jones
Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook written by Birdy Jones and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WELCOME TO THE NEW FULL-COLOR EDITION! We are pleased to inform you that in October 2017 this book was magically refreshed and improved. Please find enclosed a list of all second-edition updates: full-color illustrations, additional pages including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," and wicked new insults! Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book.
Book Synopsis Perfect Comebacks by : Abigail Brown
Download or read book Perfect Comebacks written by Abigail Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2027-10-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Craft the ultimate comeback in seconds flat with Perfect Insults, your clean guide to all things insulting. Craft the ultimate comeback in seconds flat with Perfect Insults, your clean guide to all things insulting. Drag your enemies with eloquence with insults like the classic “Son of a Nutcracker” to the masterful “You’d struggle to pour water out of a book with instructions on the heel.” Learn the art of insulting your adversaries without a single curse word with hundreds of premade comebacks at the turn of a page, so you’ll never find yourself rehearsing what you should have said later. Packed with humorous, clean insults for all ages, this book is sure to be a hit!
Book Synopsis Perfect Put Downs and Instant Insults by : Joseph Rosenbloom
Download or read book Perfect Put Downs and Instant Insults written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by . This book was released on 1990-07-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Insults by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Insults written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Magpie. This book was released on 2011-08-18 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.
