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Book Synopsis The Plant that Ate Dirty Socks by : Nancy McArthur
Download or read book The Plant that Ate Dirty Socks written by Nancy McArthur and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 2000 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yummie, Yummie...Dirty Socks Michael's room was always a disaster area, strewn with all kinds of litter -- heaps of papers, piles of crumpled clothes, and dirty socks everywhere. And that was just the top layer The trouble was, half the room belonged to Michael's brother Norman the neatness nut. It was the battle of the bedroom -- with Norman fighting to keep his spotless territory free from the invasion of Michael's mess. But that was before the appearance of the most amazing plants ever Suddenly Michael's junk heap disappeared and the room was taken over by the two giant plants that gobbled up socks faster than anyone could supply them And their appetites were growing bigger every day When the plant that militant slob Michael grows from his mail-order seeds develops an appetite for dirty socks, Michael and his neatnik brother, Norman, join together to persuade their parents to let them keep the ever-growing-and voracious-greenery.
Book Synopsis The Rabbit Ate My Homework (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 1) by : Rachel Elizabeth Cole
Download or read book The Rabbit Ate My Homework (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 1) written by Rachel Elizabeth Cole and published by Tangled Oak Press. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An inviting story that's hard to put down. . . . It's hilarious, it's realistic, it's involving: what more could one ask for?" - D. Donovan, eBook Reviewer, Midwest Book Review "Oh, what a fun romp of a story this is! . . . A must-have for anyone with children in the family." - Reviewed By Kathryn Bennett for Readers' Favorite "A humorous story packed full of sibling love and every day craziness. . . . Kids 8+ will have no trouble understanding Drew and will laugh and cringe with him as he battles life, school and a cute rabbit." - Bookworm for Kids "If you like animals, you'll like this." - she reads to live Eleven year-old Drew Montgomery has not, does not, and will not ever want a stupid old rabbit. All they do is sit in their cages, eat carrots, and poop. Then his annoying little sister blackmails him into hiding a bunny in his closet. She knows what really happened to his "stolen" bike and she's threatening to tell. Now Drew’s in a real jam. If his "No pets!" parents find the rabbit or, worse, his sister blabs the truth, he'll be grounded till grade seven for sure. And if that’s not enough trouble, two girls at school drag him into a prank war that goes from bad to worse--and it's all the rabbit’s fault. Plus, the weirdest girl in his class wants to be his science partner. If she tells him she wants to be his girlfriend, he just knows he’s gonna die. Drew must find a way to outwit the mean girls, wiggle out of the blackmail deal, and get rid of the rabbit before it destroys his bedroom and his life. preteen humorous middle grade novel ebook for boys and girls children's funny pet bunny rabbit chapter book for kids baby animal first pets rescue tales sixth grade elementary school bullies pranks trouble humor story hilarious contemporary fiction for ages 9-12 siblings family friendship values The Rabbit Ate My Series
Book Synopsis The Alien that Ate My Socks by : Brandon Dorman
Download or read book The Alien that Ate My Socks written by Brandon Dorman and published by Hoolie and the Hooligans. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry and his brothers Hank and Hector are simply trying to get in all the fun they can before school starts, when a purple alien monster shows up and messes up their plans.
Book Synopsis Knock Your Socks Off Answers by : Kristin Anderson
Download or read book Knock Your Socks Off Answers written by Kristin Anderson and published by Amacom Books. This book was released on 1995 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pat answers to peevish questions and provocative customer comments, smart answers to even tougher questions, questions with no easy answers, and customers say the darnedest things.
Book Synopsis Aliens Ate My Homework by : Bruce Coville
Download or read book Aliens Ate My Homework written by Bruce Coville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!
Download or read book Barbarian's Prize written by Ruby Dixon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next novel in the international publishing phenomenon the Ice Planet Barbarians series, now in a special print edition with a bonus original novella! Tiffany doesn’t care about all the attention she’s getting from the alien men, but there is one particular hunter she can see herself with—if only she can find a way to move forward from the past. . . . It’s hard being the most popular girl on the ice planet. The alien men are falling all over themselves to impress me in the hopes that I’ll take them to my furs. But they don’t know my secrets. And they don’t realize that behind my smile, I just wish they’d take their courting presents and their competitions for my affection and go away. I want to be left alone. But on a planet where women are a scarcity, that won’t be happening. If I had to choose a mate . . . it’d be someone with a gorgeous blue body, big horns, and the most intense gaze ever. Someone who knows the truth of what happened to me and why I don’t like attention. Patient, handsome Salukh knows my secrets. He knows why I have nightmares and why I don’t trust anyone. He’s willing to let me “experiment” with him. I can use him. Take what I need from him to work through my trauma. He’s been a good friend and the best shoulder to cry on. There’s one small problem. When it comes to us, he doesn’t just want to be my friend. He wants to be my forever. And day by day, he’s getting harder to resist. . . .
Book Synopsis I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato by : Lauren Child
Download or read book I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato written by Lauren Child and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2000 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fussy eater decides to sample the carrots after her brother convinces her that they are really orange twiglets from Jupiter.
Download or read book Fiddler Fair written by Mercedes Lackey and published by Baen Books. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Running the gamut from her beloved Bardic fantasies to urban fantasy set in the modern world; from science fiction adventure to chilling horror, this is a volume that demonstrates the wide range of this author's talent. It is a feast for the multitudes of Lackey fans everywhere--and for new readers, a powerful introduction to the most significant new fantasy writer of the decade.
Book Synopsis The Rabbit Ate My Flip-Flops (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 2) by : Rachel Elizabeth Cole
Download or read book The Rabbit Ate My Flip-Flops (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 2) written by Rachel Elizabeth Cole and published by Tangled Oak Press. This book was released on 2015-09-16 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A great read for any of the kids in your life." --Flights of Fantasy "A really wonderful children's series that I wish I could have read myself when I was younger." --Only The Books For Me You can’t bring a rabbit camping. That’s what eleven-year-old Drew Montgomery’s grandparents say when his annoying little sister wants to bring their pet rabbit, Tiny, along on the trip. And Drew agrees. It's bad enough that he will miss the release of the coolest video game of the year while he's stuck in a cramped travel trailer for a week with his grandparents and sister. But Tiny is certain to cause trouble. Plus there are bears and eagles in the woods. And what if Tiny gets lost? But Libby smuggles the rabbit into the trailer anyway. Now Drew’s got to keep Tiny out of trouble. And that’s not easy to do with Libby always letting him out of the cage and a pair of rabbit-hating bullies ready to let their dog chomp him if he gets too close. Top it off with never-ending rain, bloodthirsty mosquitos, a broken toilet, stinky outhouses, angry squirrels, terrible food, and an eye-gougingly boring “schedule of activities.” Drew is about ready to take the rabbit and hitchhike home before disaster really strikes. preteen humorous middle grade novel ebook for boys and girls children's funny pet bunny rabbit chapter book for kids baby animal easter first pets rescue tales beach camping vacation summer holiday escape adventure humor story hilarious contemporary fiction for ages 9-12 series siblings family grandparents friendship values bullies trouble The Rabbit Ate My Series
Download or read book Dragon's Teeth written by Mercedes Lackey and published by Baen Publishing Enterprises. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 661 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of wonderous science fiction and fantasy stories from New York Times best-selling Mercedes Lackey. Includes Fiddler Fair and Werehunter for the first time in one volume. Fiddler Fair Running the gamut from her beloved Bardic fantasies to urban fantasy set in the modern world, from science fiction adventure to chilling horror, this is Mercedes Lackey at her best. Animal rights fanatics try to "liberate" genetically reconstructed dinosaurs. Lawrence of Arabia meets a power beyond human comprehension, and King Arthur is reborn into the present day when he again gains possession of the enchanted sword Excalibur. Werehunter A young woman who has been given the power to transform herself into a leopard, but she now finds herself pursued by a hunter who is more than human. Skitty, ship's cat extraordinaire, and telepathic problem-solver, saves the day on a spaceship. Return to the world of the Heralds of Valdemar series, and much more. Plus, Merecedes Lackey's celebrated occult detective Diana Tregarde, attends a gathering of romance writers and encounters a visitor whose passionate desire is for fresh, warm blood. At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).
Book Synopsis Tales from the Purgatory by : Stan Schumer
Download or read book Tales from the Purgatory written by Stan Schumer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-10-14 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Eden written by Louise Wise and published by Eden Book #1. This book was released on 2019-02-25 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imprisoned for brutal crimes against his wardens, Fly was taken from his planet Itor and transported to an uninhabited world alongside other criminals. Full of mutiny, anger and a desire for revenge the transportation was never going to be successful and Fly became the only survivor when the craft crashed. Then the human ship arrived - and Jenny. With a malfunctioning spacecraft she was in for a fight for her life, but her problems were only just beginning when her crewmates abandon her on Eden. Jenny's on her own... or so she thinks.A sci-fi Beauty and the Beast!
Download or read book Sophie's World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 599 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.
Book Synopsis Cowboys and Aliens by : Joan D. Vinge
Download or read book Cowboys and Aliens written by Joan D. Vinge and published by Tor. This book was released on 2011 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The official novelization of the upcoming major motion picture from DreamWorks and Universal Pictures, starring Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig, opening in theaters on July 29th. Original.
Book Synopsis Alien Future: the Golden Path by : W.R. Hagen
Download or read book Alien Future: the Golden Path written by W.R. Hagen and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-03-09 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1898 Michael Townsend discovers an alien space-probe trapped under Canadian permafrost. Having never encountered a carbon-based being, the self-aware alien-probe believes Michael has suffered major injuries and “cures” Michael by raising him to the mental and physical limits possible for a carbon-based being. In return the alien expects Michael to help it fulfill its mission. After learning the alien’s dark objective, Michael flees, and for decades perpetually young Michael stays one-step ahead of the alien’s agents. Now in 2037 Michael enlists the help of two remarkable women and a powerful android. Together they strive to defeat the alien’s agents before Michael is caught, and to destroy the alien before it escapes to complete its monstrous mission. Humanity’s fate hangs in the balance, but not in the way Michael believes. Will he discover the truth in time? Can he hope to defeat a self-aware probe built by an advanced alien race?
Book Synopsis Seriously...I'm Kidding by : Ellen DeGeneres
Download or read book Seriously...I'm Kidding written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan
Book Synopsis The Caretaker's Guide to Fablehaven by : Brandon Mull
Download or read book The Caretaker's Guide to Fablehaven written by Brandon Mull and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guidebook to the creatures, characters, artifacts, items, and places found of the Fablehaven series.
