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The Adult Spanking and Discipline Handbook

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Publisher : The Nazca Plains Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1610982045
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book The Adult Spanking and Discipline Handbook written by and published by The Nazca Plains Corporation. This book was released on with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Governess Gemma Forbes is one of the best known spankers you’ve probably never heard of. Intensely private, her expertise in the art and science of traditional, old-fashioned domestic discipline is known among the initiated the world over. This book allows you to benefit from that knowledge. The daughter of an American college professor and a British dance instructor, Gemma was born in London, England. Her family relocated to the U.S. when she was six years old. Her background in literature and the theater prepared her well to explore her fascination with spanking fantasies. One thing led to another and, in an era when such things were tolerated far less amicably than they are now, she transformed recreational pursuits into a continuously expanding trade, at which she was able to bring her unique brand of excitement to the lives of spanking lovers worldwide. In the pages of this book you’ll find a plethora of stories about the early days of Ms. Forbes’ career. You’ll also find here essential useful tips, hints and advice for beginners and experienced spanking enthusiasts alike. If there’s ever been something you’ve wondered about spanking games, you’ll likely find it addressed right here. There’s information on how to begin your exploration, how to find someone to play with, how to use (and even find) spanking implements, how to broach the idea of inviting your significant other to join you in your penchant, even what to do when a spanking scene goes wrong… and much, much more.

The Adult Spanking and Discipline Handbook; a Comprehensive Guide to Corporal Punishment

Author : Governess Gemma Forbes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781610982030
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (82 download)

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Download or read book The Adult Spanking and Discipline Handbook; a Comprehensive Guide to Corporal Punishment written by Governess Gemma Forbes and published by . This book was released on 2010-12-10 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Governess Gemma Forbes is one of the best known spankers you've probably never heard of. Intensely private, her expertise in the art and science of traditional, old-fashioned domestic discipline is known among the initiated the world over. This book allows you to benefit from that knowledge. The daughter of an American college professor and a British dance instructor, Gemma was born in London, England. Her family relocated to the U.S. when she was six years old. Her background in literature and the theater prepared her well to explore her fascination with spanking fantasies. One thing led to another and, in an era when such things were tolerated far less amicably than they are now, she transformed recreational pursuits into a continuously expanding trade, at which she was able to bring her unique brand of excitement to the lives of spanking lovers worldwide. In the pages of this book you'll find a plethora of stories about the early days of Ms. Forbes' career. You'll also find here essential useful tips, hints and advice for beginners and experienced spanking enthusiasts alike. If there's ever been something you've wondered about spanking games, you'll likely find it addressed right here. There's information on how to begin your exploration, how to find someone to play with, how to use (and even find) spanking implements, how to broach the idea of inviting your significant other to join you in your penchant, even what to do when a spanking scene goes wrong... and much, much more.

The Spanking Hand Book: The Authoritative Guide on Adult Discipline

Author : Adriane
Publisher : Instructing Eve
ISBN 13 : 0987257005
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (872 download)

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Book Synopsis The Spanking Hand Book: The Authoritative Guide on Adult Discipline by : Adriane

Download or read book The Spanking Hand Book: The Authoritative Guide on Adult Discipline written by Adriane and published by Instructing Eve. This book was released on 2015-02-02 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liked 50 shared of grey? You'll love this book! The Spanking Hand Book – the authoritative guide to adult discipline The complete guide to giving and getting a well deserved punishment! The Spanking Hand Book brings together the world’s most respected authors to share their tips, tricks and experiences in the pleasure and the pain of adult discipline! Over 40 colour pages of tips and tricks, short stories and erotic spanking illustrations. The book is everything you want to know about erotic spanking – • The art of dishing out a sound punishment • New and classic spanking positions • Spanking tools from around the home, custom or DIY • How to take a punishment • The history of erotic adult discipline • Women dominating men • What NOT to say to your spanker / spankee It also includes: • Erotic short stories • Spanking trivia and facts • Beautifully illustrated spanking images • Spanking cartoons and humour

Corporal Punishment in U.S. Public Schools

Author : Elizabeth T. Gershoff
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 3319148184
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (191 download)

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Book Synopsis Corporal Punishment in U.S. Public Schools by : Elizabeth T. Gershoff

Download or read book Corporal Punishment in U.S. Public Schools written by Elizabeth T. Gershoff and published by Springer. This book was released on 2015-01-27 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Brief reviews the past, present, and future use of school corporal punishment in the United States, a practice that remains legal in 19 states as it is constitutionally permitted according to the U.S. Supreme Court. As a result of school corporal punishment, nearly 200,000 children are paddled in schools each year. Most Americans are unaware of this fact or the physical injuries sustained by countless school children who are hit with objects by school personnel in the name of discipline. Therefore, Corporal Punishment in U.S. Public Schools begins by summarizing the legal basis for school corporal punishment and trends in Americans’ attitudes about it. It then presents trends in the use of school corporal punishment in the United States over time to establish its past and current prevalence. It then discusses what is known about the effects of school corporal punishment on children, though with so little research on this topic, much of the relevant literature is focused on parents’ use of corporal punishment with their children. It also provides results from a policy analysis that examines the effect of state-level school corporal punishment bans on trends in juvenile crime. It concludes by discussing potential legal, policy, and advocacy avenues for abolition of school corporal punishment at the state and federal levels as well as summarizing how school corporal punishment is being used and what its potential implications are for thousands of individual students and for the society at large. As school corporal punishment becomes more and more regulated at the state level, Corporal Punishment in U.S. Public Schools serves an essential guide for policymakers and advocates across the country as well as for researchers, scientist-practitioners, and graduate students.

Positive Discipline

Author : Jane Nelsen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 0345402510
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (454 download)

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Download or read book Positive Discipline written by Jane Nelsen and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE KEY TO DISCIPLINE IS NOT PUNISHMENT, BUT MUTUAL RESPECT All parents try to do their best--but the best of intentions don't always produce the best results. Dr. Jane Nelsen, an experienced psychologist, educator, and mother, believes that children misbehave when they feel thwarted in their need to belong and in their need for love and attention. An authoritative approach, using phrases like " Because I said so!" , will only lead to rebellious behavior. Instead, parents need basic principles that bring them and their children closer. They need Positive Discipline. Dr. Nelsen explains that parents who use kindness and firmness to teach life skills will encourage self-respect, self-discipline, cooperation, good behavior, and problem-solving skills in their children. In Positive Discipline, revised and updated for the '90s, she shows all of us, parents and teachers alike, exactly how her practical program works--answering, step-by-step, such important questions as: *What works better than punishment to teach children positive, good behavior? *What mistakes do most parents make " in the name of love" ? *How can parents turn their mistakes into assets? *How can praise be dangerous? *What are the dangers of trying to be " Super Mom" ? *How can teachers avoid discipline problems in the classroom? " It is positive! It works! It saves your sanity! And it is easy to share with others." --Julie Pope, Parent Sacramento, CA " As a parent and psychotherapist, I have found enormous value and practical wisdom in Positive Discipline. It conveys a win/win atmosphere for parents and children. The techniques are so easy tolearn and fun to use...Anyone following these concepts will see almost instant results and big smiles on the faces of their children." --Katherine Dusay, Psychotherapist San Francisco, CA

The Spanking Game Book

Author : Patrick Dorn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781791627331
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (273 download)

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Download or read book The Spanking Game Book written by Patrick Dorn and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a way to structure your play? Seeking some light kink and spanking in your relationship? Wish there was a resource to help you get started and follow-through? These 10 spanking games should be just what you need.This book was born out of removing the work and stress of setting up a scene. The work involved in setting up a full session was often a non-starter. We all have busy lives and at times you need someone (or something) that will tell you exactly what to do. My partner and I needed a resource that would allow us to explore some of our erotic discipline interests as well as other kink areas. With that in mind, we began searching for tools that would help us facilitate our play. Having played a lot of board games in my life, we were looking for something that would cover the setup, game play, and win condition/goal. Sadly, in reading books, blogs, and other resources, nothing quite fit the bill. There were many books describing the 'what', but not a lot on the how. Even those resources that described the 'how', were never specific enough to provide an easy to follow guide. What I did find that we latched onto were a couple of spanking games. These typically didn't have thorough outlines and lacked the beginning, middle, and end we sought for our play, but they did give us a launching off point. When you can't find what you are looking for, it might just be time to create it yourself. So, that's what we did. We formalized various games with clear rules on the setup, how to play through the game, and, where desired, a reward. This provided a means to have a spanking session without the creative burden. In these games, we included aspects of randomness and competition. No two play-through's are exactly the same, so the spice of spontaneity is still present. You'll also find that we've worked to keep these customizable, so whether your play leans towards the erotic or corporal, it is easy to adapt for your specific style. As we thought of how this benefited us, we wondered if others might also be looking for something similar. Our hope is that this book provides for you what we gained through our own labor on the project - a means to facilitate some organized fun and explore with your partner. Book Contents:Chapter 1 - Random Card Draw Spanking GameChapter 2 - Spanking Card Match GameChapter 3 - Spanking Dice WarChapter 4 - Spanking Quiz NightChapter 5 - Spanking Dice Game for Six ImplementChapter 6 - Guess That Implement Spanking GameChapter 7 - 30 Square Spanking Board GameChapter 8 - Monopoly Spanking GameChapter 9 - Don't Cum Spanking GameChapter 10 - The Punishment Log

Discipline Without Distress

Author : Judy Arnall
Publisher : Professional Parenting
ISBN 13 : 9780978050900
Total Pages : 444 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book Discipline Without Distress written by Judy Arnall and published by Professional Parenting. This book was released on 2012-09-21 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discipline that you and your child will feel good about! Spanking and time-outs do NOT work. At last, a positive discipline book that is full of practical tips, strategies, skills, and ideas for parents of babies through teenagers, and tells you EXACTLY what to do "in the moment" for every type of behaviour, from whining to web surfing. Includes 50 pages of handy charts of the most common behaviour problems and the tools to handle them respectfully! Parents and children today face very different challenges from the previous generation. Today's children play not only in the sandbox down the street, but also in the world wide web, which is too big and complex for parents to control and supervise. As young as aged four, your child can contact the world and the world can contact them. A strong bond between you and your child is critical in order for your child to regard you as their trusted advisor. Traditional discipline methods no longer work with today's children and they destroy your ability to influence your increasingly vulnerable children who need you as their lifeline! You need new discipline tools!

Consensual Spanking

Author : Jules Markham
Publisher : Adlibbed Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781905277551
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (775 download)

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Download or read book Consensual Spanking written by Jules Markham and published by Adlibbed Limited. This book was released on 2005-02-01 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Consensual spanking is for adults wishing to indulge in a spanking relationship either for pleasure or as lifestyle choice. Topics include: Why people enjoy playing spanking games How to conduct a spanking How to receive a spanking Spanking safely Organising a typical spanking session Positions, postures and presentation. Use of spanking implements Aspects of role-play Basic control techniques. Sensual and erotic forms of spanking Spanking as fore-play Domestic discipline.

Awaken the Power Within

Author : Randall Michael Caruso
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780999180402
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Awaken the Power Within written by Randall Michael Caruso and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-24 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During my journey in a Female Led Lifestyle, I have come to see why spanking, paddling, whipping and canning is important and is such a popular and erotic form of training men. Obedience must be demanded by each woman, if she wishes to rule like a Queen over each man. A Female Led Relationship may start out and often does as a male sexual fantasy, but it must evolve into a real lifestyle, where the woman really leads and the man really obeys or it simply will not work. I have seen many LOVE & OBEY couples reach this crossroads, and I often receive letters from men complaining that the woman has really adopted leadership of the relationship. They complain that now she wants to do things that they do not want her to do, but the Woman will no longer listen. These men quickly learn that women who have been set free into a Female Led Lifestyle, no longer care what men will "allow" and they realize they are now free to do as they see fit. They are "Modern Day Queens," and they view the man as their subject, or as their knight, either way they require the man to obey their commands. So today the LOVE & OBEY movement has moved far away from a fantasy or a game, it is a real lifestyle and men and women, thousands upon thousands of them around the world are fully committed to it. A Female Led lifestyle involves setting up some rules for a man's behavior that can be monitored by his female authority. If he breaks a rule, then he knows that he must be disciplined for doing so. This discipline teaches men to behave in a more submissive, obedient and loving way. Some couples set up rules together, while others rely on the female leader alone to create them. Some rules of male behavior are actually suggested by the man, because he wants to work on some negative aspect of his own behavior or attitudes that he believes is holding him back from becoming a better man.

Discipline for Life

Author : Madelyn Swift
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781887069069
Total Pages : 285 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book Discipline for Life written by Madelyn Swift and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What we teach with our discipline at ages 2,5, and 12 will return to help or haunt us during the child in question's adolescence. The tips, traps, and stories found in this book help us discipline effectively today yet keep an eye toward the future.

Corporal Punishment in the Bible

Author : William J. Webb
Publisher : InterVarsity Press
ISBN 13 : 0830869026
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book Corporal Punishment in the Bible written by William J. Webb and published by InterVarsity Press. This book was released on 2011-07-11 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William J. Webb defuses misguided readings of biblical passages that call for the corporal punishment of children, slaves and wrongdoers. Setting these passages in their ancient cultural context, Webb reaffirms the importance of reading Scripture with God?s redemptive movement in mind.

Discipline Without Shouting or Spanking

Author : Jerry Wyckoff, PhD
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439198004
Total Pages : 247 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Discipline Without Shouting or Spanking written by Jerry Wyckoff, PhD and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-06 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discipline without Shouting or Spanking is a practical guide that shows parents how to manage the most difficult part of parenting. It provides proven methods for handling more than 30 of the most common forms of childhood misbehaviors, from temper tantrums to sibling rivalry. Practical solutions lead to practical results! Discipline Without Shouting or Spanking offers effective, practical, nonviolent options for correcting the most common behavior problems of preschoolers. You will learn how to deal with misbehavior including temper tantrums, whining, negativity, sibling rivalry, possessiveness, aggressive behavior, resisting bedtime, playing with food, and many more problems -- without shouting or spanking. The authors' advice will help you be a more effective parent and discipline your child in a loving yet firm way, without damaging self-esteem or natural curiosity about the world. This easy-to-use text has been formatted like a first-aid manual for handling misbehavior. It has already helped over 700,000 parents.

The How-To Guide to Spanking and Domestic Discipline

Author : Constance Summers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781973211525
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (115 download)

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Download or read book The How-To Guide to Spanking and Domestic Discipline written by Constance Summers and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-02 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive how-to guide to spanking is the most useful introduction to domestic discipline. Rather than telling you some irrelevant stories, the How-To Guide to Spanking teaches you how to approach your wife and tell her what you want, and how to begin a successful Domestic Discipline relationship. You will live life on your own terms.My blog has been read by hundred thousands of people. Although I started blogging only a year ago, I was already in Domestic discipline for a long time before that.By applying the principles in the How-To Guide to Spanking, you will improve your sex life and relationship, have a more satisfied wife, and make your relationship much stronger.No more having unsatisfied evenings. Domestic discipline helps your wife to regain her focus and deep down, most women love it.There are chapters on the lifestyle and introducing it, important definitions, the reflection what Domestic submission is (which serves an argumentation help), a detailed descriptions of the wishes of your wife, living life in the lifestyle, a detailed description of tools, and finally the last chapter on the life in such a relationship. Each chapter contains valuable tips and habits that can be applied to your life.For example, a guide of how to find out what exactly your wife wants. How you talk to her will be very important when slowly introducing her in the lifestyle.Trust me, she will love it.Even if you don't want to go in domestic discipline, I have added valuable points in the end, such as alternatives to spanking. Domestic discipline is a great, liberating thing, when done correctly.You will live that life.Find out how to live life on your terms by applying the tips in the How-To Guide for Spanking to your life today.

Ending the Physical Punishment of Children

Author : Elizabeth T. Gershoff
Publisher : American Psychological Association (APA)
ISBN 13 : 9781433831140
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (311 download)

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Download or read book Ending the Physical Punishment of Children written by Elizabeth T. Gershoff and published by American Psychological Association (APA). This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book presents 15 effective interventions designed to stop and prevent parents from physically punishing their children.

How to Give a Spanking

Author : Alyson Jodene
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781520259772
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (597 download)

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Download or read book How to Give a Spanking written by Alyson Jodene and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-29 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To spank or not to spank? If you are a parent, you have most likely already asked yourself this question - should you spank your child? And if so, how should you go about it? Spanking is an effective punishment and discipline method when done right. This book will take you through the principles of ethical and constructive spanking, followed by a step-by-step guide on how to spank your child with love. Punishing your child can hurt you more than it does him/her. Responsible parents will do everything they can to mold their children to principled and compassionate individuals, including an occasional whip. However, spanking your child could have the opposite effects if you don't do it right. Unfortunately, lack of knowledge, or willful breaking of the spanking rules, will have the same negative results on your child's psychology. It is your responsibility as a parent to educate yourself in spanking, or not do it all.

Taken in Hand

Author : Jolynn Raymond
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781494390716
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book Taken in Hand written by Jolynn Raymond and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-12-02 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jolynn Raymond has written a book that shares the details of her own long lasting domestic discipline marriage and her experience surrounding power exchange relationships. It explains why these unconventional relationships work so well for so many couples. The book is an in-depth tutorial that takes the relationship past the simple act of discipline, to building a rock solid foundation that will ultimately create a deep bond of trust and love between those involved. Taken In Hand will guide those interested in adding consensual domestic discipline, dominance and submission, and structure to their own relationship through the initial steps of communication, understanding and discovering both partner's needs, creating mutual and realistic expectations, rules, and consequences, to the inevitable first spanking. Taken In Hand will prove useful to those just starting out, as well as to those with some experience, as Ms. Raymond outlines the pitfalls, difficulties, and successes she has encountered in her own marriage. She also emphasizes the importance of consent, and pays special attention to the fine line between discipline and abuse. The last part of the book examines the styles and types of spanking, gives an anal sex tutorial, talks about the responsibilities or being a dominant and gives tips for the submissive partner. Whether you need insight into BDSM as it relates to relationships or are trying to build a domestic discipline marriage from scratch, Taken In Hand will prove to be a comprehensive and practical guide.

The Caregiver's Guide to Strict and Loving Discipline

Author : Clarine Klein
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (857 download)

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Download or read book The Caregiver's Guide to Strict and Loving Discipline written by Clarine Klein and published by . This book was released on 2022-02-16 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In spite of leaps and bounds in both society and technology, there are still some truths that remain universal. The sky is blue, ice cream is delicious, and nothing adjusts a bratty attitude quite like a sound spanking. While the latter is an immutable fact, sadly not all Caregivers are prepared to provide their Little or Middle with the sort of no-nonsense discipline they need in order to truly thrive. Fortunately, Clarine Klein - renowned Professor of Spankology - has condensed two decades worth of meticulous research in the Disciplinary Arts into an easy (and fun!) to read manual guaranteed to provide you with everything you need to give a spanking by the book! Topics covered in this spanktastic guide include: How to give an effective scolding. A deep dive into Supplementary Punishments such as early bedtimes, mouth-soaping, and diapers / pull-ups. A detailed overview of the five types of spankings, including Attitude Adjustments, Spankings for Encouragement, and Maintenance Spankings. A comprehensive guide of recommended Spanking Positions and Implements as well as how best to use them. A step-by-step walk-through of every facet of giving your Little or Middle the sort of spanking that is guaranteed to produce long-lasting results. And so much more! == Please Note == that this book is intended for adults engaging in CONSENTING ageplay, spanking, and other related kinks only! NO CHILD SHOULD EVER BE HIT FOR DISCIPLINE I don't care if you grew up as a wooden spoon survivor, or were like me and just had a bone-deep interest in spanking since before you can remember. Unlike the tantalizing nonsense in this book, actual scientists have proven time and time again that corporal punishment does not work to improve behavior and is both harmful and abusive to those who receive it. To that end, allow me to clarify that this book is meant to be a parody of those god awful raising your kids the "right" way through old-fashioned Christian fundamentalism and spanking books (Looking at you Dare to Discipline, God, the Rod, and your Child's Bod, and all the dreck written by the Pearls), and as such it is not to be taken as any sort of endorsement of those sorts of parenting styles. Because, yeah. They're gross.