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Stupid Sex

Author : Ross Petras
Publisher : Main Street Books
ISBN 13 : 0307547612
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Sex written by Ross Petras and published by Main Street Books. This book was released on 2012-02-08 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mother, answering her phone, hears her daughter shrieking and screaming. Terrified, she calls the police who arrive at the daughter's house, batter down the door--and find the daughter, nude, in her bedroom having sex with her boyfriend. Apparently her toe hit the automatic dial button for her mother's number on the bedroom phone. A man, swimming in a Florida pool, sees the pool intake pipe and gets a unique idea. Hours later, after police, firemen, and EMT personnel are called, the man is taken to an area hospital--along with ten feet of pipe attached to a very swollen part of his anatomy. A newly married couple in Turin set up a video camera in their bedroom to tape all of their honeymoon activities. But somehow certain crucial wires got crossed. While they were enjoying their honeymoon sex, so was everyone else in their apartment building: the couple had accidentally connected their camera to the building's cable television system. In the national bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Ross and Kathryn Petras immortalized idiotic utterances by public figures and average citizens alike. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done chronicled fiascoes, senseless stunts, and utterly asinine activities from around the globe. Now, Stupid Sex takes on the subject that no one can resist. It's about people who get caught in the act . . . and about people who get caught in the trash disposal. Stupid Sex tells two hundred true stories of extremely dumb (and very funny) sex acts arranged under headings ranging from Airplane Sex to Zoo Bathroom Sex.

Stupid Sex

Author : Kathryn Petras
Publisher : Main Street Books
ISBN 13 : 9780385488518
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (885 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Sex written by Kathryn Petras and published by Main Street Books. This book was released on 1998 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of true stories about the most bizarre and embarrassing sexual encounters, in categories ranging from Enema Bandits to Pork Products

Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives

Author : Laura Schlessinger
Publisher : Dr. Laura Schlessinger
ISBN 13 : 9780060929442
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (294 download)

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Download or read book Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives written by Laura Schlessinger and published by Dr. Laura Schlessinger. This book was released on 2002-12-03 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For every woman who wants to know what her man is thinking. Internationally syndicated radio superhost and columnist, controversial psycho-therapist, and author of the break-out New York Times bestsellers How Could You Do That?! and Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is back with Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives. In ten vital, compelling chapters, Dr. Laura speaks her mind on: Stupid Chivalry By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her. Stupid Independence Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex. Stupid Ambition Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status. Stupid Strength Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control. Stupid Sex Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms. Stupid Matrimony Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to "fix it." Stupid Husbanding Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else. Stupid Parenting Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true "soul food" of a child's hug. Stupid Boyishness Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy. Stupid Machismo Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.

Are Women That Stupid?

Author : Keith Crawford
Publisher : Keith Crawford
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Are Women That Stupid? written by Keith Crawford and published by Keith Crawford. This book was released on 2014-11-06 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why most women keep doing the same things over and over again when it comes to men? Why don't they ever learn from their mistakes? Do they care that they are being lied too, disrespected and are treated like dirt and made a fool of? Or do that think it's normal to get their hearts broken over and over again? So the question to be answered is, are women really that stupid? And, if not why don't they learn something different and stop making the same dumb stupid mistakes with it comes to dating men? Well this book will help, that's if you want to be smarter than the men for a change! If not, keep doing what you're doing, it's been working this far hasn't it? I don't think so!! Not dealing with the truth won't help you to change what you are doing now would it?

Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid

Author : Howard J. Morris
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439109745
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid written by Howard J. Morris and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE REVEALING AND RIP-ROARINGLY FUNNY GUIDE TO MAKING EVERY RELATIONSHIP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPIER It's all very simple. When it comes to women, men are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women—no matter how intelligent or mature—are completely crazy. Based on this groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example, they explain why women ask questions they don’t want answered—and why men persist in answering them. Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she’s fat? With wit, hard-earned wisdom, and an entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the unwitting method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity while providing real relationship solutions and helping couples to reach the place where giving isn’t giving in, needing isn’t needy, and the sexes can break dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live happily ever after.

Crazy Stupid Sex

Author : Barbara Keesling Ph D
Publisher : Barbara Keesling
ISBN 13 : 9780692086612
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (866 download)

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Download or read book Crazy Stupid Sex written by Barbara Keesling Ph D and published by Barbara Keesling. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SAFE SEX...it's not just about using contraception and preventing sexually transmitted infections. In Crazy Stupid Sex, Dr. Barbara Keesling draws on her decades of experience teaching Human Sexuality to discuss the potential perils of many common sexual behaviors. Some of the case studies described in Crazy Stupid Sex are funny, some are embarrassing, some are horrifying, and some are tragic. The book includes sex education material as well as humorous personal anecdotes, historical facts, a cross-cultural perspective on sexual diversity, and a focus on emotional safety. Thinking about having sex? Read this first. You don't have to trade pleasure for safety-you just need to know how to reduce your risks. Have fun, but be careful out there

Stupid Movie Lines

Author : Kathryn Petras
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0307800954
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Movie Lines written by Kathryn Petras and published by Villard. This book was released on 2011-07-06 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people." --Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962) "Suck the coffin mushroom now." --The Ultimate Vampire (1991) "This is bad." --Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)

Stupid about Men

Author : Deborah Dunn
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439100802
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Stupid about Men written by Deborah Dunn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of Kissing Frogs? Even the most capable and intelligent women are sometimes struck stupid when it comes to relationships with men. Maybe you're like Cinderella, who thinks that only a man can rescue her; or perhaps you are like Little Red Riding Hood, always attracted to "bad boys"; or maybe you find yourself simply settling, like Rapunzel, because you don't believe you can do any better. And somehow, you always end up kissing frogs. No matter what kind of "stupid" you are, licensed marriage and family therapist Deborah Dunn will show you why you keep making the same mistakes with men, and will empower you to take control of who you are and become smart about life.

Crazy, Stupid Sex

Author : Maisey Yates
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 1743649088
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (436 download)

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Download or read book Crazy, Stupid Sex written by Maisey Yates and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2014-02-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to Land the Hot Guy 1.0 A multimillionaire by the age of 27, app developer Evie James is clueless when it comes to hooking up. So she does what any self–respecting geek–girl looking to get laid would do: she programs her own app for landing a hot guy. After a few failed attempts at making contact, beta testing leads her to Caleb Anderson. Caleb is used to female attention, but finds himself attracted to Evie because of her unique brand of awkward. A master of one–night stands, he's more than happy to show her what she's been missing in the bedroom. But he quickly discovers that one night with a woman like Evie will never be enough for him...

Cheap Sex

Author : Mark Regnerus
Publisher : Oxford University Press
ISBN 13 : 0190673621
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book Cheap Sex written by Mark Regnerus and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2017-08-02 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex is cheap. Coupled sexual activity has become more widely available than ever. Cheap sex has been made possible by two technologies that have little to do with each other - the Pill and high-quality pornography - and its distribution made more efficient by a third technological innovation, online dating. Together, they drive down the cost of real sex, and in turn slow the development of love, make fidelity more challenging, sexual malleability more common, and have even taken a toll on men's marriageability. Cheap Sex takes readers on an extended tour inside the American mating market, and highlights key patterns that characterize young adults' experience today, including the timing of first sex in relationships, overlapping partners, frustrating returns on their relational investments, and a failure to link future goals like marriage with how they navigate their current relationships. Drawing upon several large nationally-representative surveys, in-person interviews with 100 men and women, and the assertions of scholars ranging from evolutionary psychologists to gender theorists, what emerges is a story about social change, technological breakthroughs, and unintended consequences. Men and women have not fundamentally changed, but their unions have. No longer playing a supporting role in relationships, sex has emerged as a central priority in relationship development and continuation. But unravel the layers, and it is obvious that the emergence of "industrial sex" is far more a reflection of men's interests than women's.

One Step from Stupid

Author : Pastor Larry J. Paxson
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (894 download)

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Download or read book One Step from Stupid written by Pastor Larry J. Paxson and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-12-15 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, some sensible advice and caring encouragement when it comes to those who tend to give in to temptation and for those who suffer for their bad decision-making--Pastor Larry Paxson, a twenty-four-year veteran of relational Christian counseling, shares insights into the healing process. There is so much confusion about why we do such dumb things even when we know it will crush a relationship or a loved one's heart. And the only excuses that are given over and over are, "I don't know why I did it," "I guess I just wasn't thinking," "it meant nothing to me," "I didn't mean to hurt anyone," "that is not who I am," "I would never hurt my significant other," but they do and did. They break hearts and end the trust that has been built over the years in the relationship. It is almost like they were listening to someone's whispers and were under their spell to do wrong. And the realization is, that is exactly what happened. In this book, we will come to realize just how it happens and why. Reading this book could be the one thing that will keep your marriage together. One Step from Stupid: Living Life with One Finger on the Dumb Button is a must read for couples who are struggling in their relationships, for church counselors, and pastors who do Christian counseling. It is for anyone who accepts the challenge of trying to hold together a marriage or a relationship instead of following the way of our culture and just ending it. After all, it is so much easier than working on it, trying to make it better than it ever was before. Yes, it is possible for a complete healing of the relationship. We just need to know how. It is not from being one step from stupid and pushing the dumb button again and giving up.

The Stupider Sex

Author : Elizabeth Ratface and Roland Ratface
Publisher : Elizabeth Ratface
ISBN 13 : 1310557098
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book The Stupider Sex written by Elizabeth Ratface and Roland Ratface and published by Elizabeth Ratface. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Which sex is stupider? This volume seeks to answer this question, using heavy doses of humor and a multitude of examples. Written by Liz and her husband Roland in order to give both sides of the story, chapters explore the myths of women who cannot operate simple devices, men who bungle simple shopping tasks, women drivers, and men who are clueless about relationships.

America's Sex and Marriage Problems

Author : William Josephus Robinson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.X/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book America's Sex and Marriage Problems written by William Josephus Robinson and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Beautiful Black Women Don’T Need Stupid Black Men: They Need Beautiful Black Love

Author : Cornell Martin
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1466948175
Total Pages : 189 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (669 download)

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Book Synopsis Beautiful Black Women Don’T Need Stupid Black Men: They Need Beautiful Black Love by : Cornell Martin

Download or read book Beautiful Black Women Don’T Need Stupid Black Men: They Need Beautiful Black Love written by Cornell Martin and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-08-02 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It seems as if black women across the globe are continuously having their hearts broken by black men. And every time they begin believing in love again, they end up heartbroken once more. If you, the reader, are a black woman who yearns for beautiful black love but is fed up with black men who seem to cause nothing but heartbreak, then this book is for you. Within these pages, you will discover why many black men are mindless regarding matters of beautiful black love, how to rekindle true love in black relationships, what will happen if stupid black men remain stupid, and much more. This book encourages black women to not give up on love just yet. It also provides black men with the knowledge they need to earn black womens forgiveness and give them reasons to love again. There is still hope for finding true love in black relationships! In this book, the author leaves no stone unturned. He believes every black woman should read it!

Stupid and Contagious

Author : Caprice Crane
Publisher : 5 Spot
ISBN 13 : 044655104X
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Stupid and Contagious written by Caprice Crane and published by 5 Spot. This book was released on 2008-11-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious, romantic comedy, two twenty-something neighbors embark on a zany mission to meet the founder of Starbucks, and in doing so, find each other.

Free Cookies

Author : Stupid Cupid
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Free Cookies written by Stupid Cupid and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-18 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The gift that keeps on giving... Our Lover's Vouchers will help you express your affection in refreshingly new ways while spicing up your love life. By presenting your lucky significant other with this Sexy coupon booklet, you empower him or her to request desires from "Film Noir" to "Out on the Town". The perfect Valentine's day birthday, holiday, or just-because gift Safe, fun way to expand your love life and explore your lover Show your them that you really care over and over again 6 x 9 inches; 25+ unique coupons

A Sexy Romance: Learn About Sexual Dominance

Author :
Publisher : Evelyn Cabrera
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 550 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Sexy Romance: Learn About Sexual Dominance written by and published by Evelyn Cabrera. This book was released on 2022-07-22 with total page 550 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book recounts the narrative of sentiment between a lady with a few desire propensities and a man for certain dull inclinations. Charlotte Bell is a regular yoga instructor. She's well disposed, sincere, and has a few somewhat masochistic inclinations. After a difficult, not entirely set in stone to address her long-kept wrinkles with the sort from getting the man she's forever been too panicked to even consider drawing closer. Charlie's companions select James Hunter, a male model turned suit who has a few dull tendencies of his own. After an 'opportunity' experience at a party, James consents to school Charlie on the crueler side of sex. He knows she's excessively veritable, excessively kind, too everything for a person like him however he won't turn down the opportunity to break into an idealistic compliant like her. As Charlie and James endeavor a sans strings sexual relationship they're frightened to find an association that runs further than both of them might have anticipated.