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Download or read book Stupid Pants written by Susan Gates and published by Dingles/Treehouse Court. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ross has got to wear red velvet pants to his sister¿s wedding. Is there anyway he can get out of it? Includes full-color illustrations and author profile. Chapter Book: 4 chapters.
Book Synopsis Master is becoming more and more humorous by : Xiao Ding
Download or read book Master is becoming more and more humorous written by Xiao Ding and published by Devneybooks. This book was released on 2016-07-09 with total page 663 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I just put the watch to my ear, but before I could hear anything, Uncle Ma grabbed my wrist. Uncle Ma took the watch back and slapped me on the head. "How could you do this to a naughty kid?" Uncle Ma scolded Dao Jian angrily, "Why are you so annoying?" He scolded me and slapped me again. Although I received two slaps, I was still very satisfied. After all, I touched Comrade Dong's watch. Not only did I touch Comrade Dong's watch, but I also put Comrade Dong's watch to my ear and listened. I almost heard the sound of the watch
Book Synopsis The Incredibly Stupid Adventures of the Incredibly Stupid Stuper Man! by : Patrick C. F. Wise
Download or read book The Incredibly Stupid Adventures of the Incredibly Stupid Stuper Man! written by Patrick C. F. Wise and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-08-03 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a quite possibly not-so distant future, the universe is wreathed in utter chaos. An intergalactic tyrant by the name of King Brainiac, seeking the ultimate power contained within the mythical Gem of the Universe, attacks and destroys the peaceful planet, Stupin, home to the Stupinians, a people who are really, REALLY stupid. In a ginormous twist of fate, however, a young Stupinian and his dog escape from the destruction with the Gem in tow. Landing on the planet Earth, these new heroes, Stuper Man and Stuper Dog, dedicate themselves to defending the Gem from Brainiac and his evil forces. Little do they realize that there is much more to the story than they know: a sinister conspiracy, an ancient bloodline, and a dark power so fearsome that it could engulf the entire universe and still have enough room for dessert. The Dumbbell Duo may not have much of it, but through their trials they prove that knowledge has been, is, and will always be the most powerful weapon that you can wield. The fate of the universe is in his hands...feel pity for the universe.
Book Synopsis Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives by : Laura Schlessinger
Download or read book Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives written by Laura Schlessinger and published by Dr. Laura Schlessinger. This book was released on 2002-12-03 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For every woman who wants to know what her man is thinking. Internationally syndicated radio superhost and columnist, controversial psycho-therapist, and author of the break-out New York Times bestsellers How Could You Do That?! and Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is back with Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives. In ten vital, compelling chapters, Dr. Laura speaks her mind on: Stupid Chivalry By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her. Stupid Independence Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex. Stupid Ambition Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status. Stupid Strength Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control. Stupid Sex Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms. Stupid Matrimony Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to "fix it." Stupid Husbanding Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else. Stupid Parenting Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true "soul food" of a child's hug. Stupid Boyishness Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy. Stupid Machismo Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.
Book Synopsis Torn Trousers: A True Story of Courage and Adventure: How A Couple Sacrificed Everything To Escape to Paradise by : Andrew St Pierre White
Download or read book Torn Trousers: A True Story of Courage and Adventure: How A Couple Sacrificed Everything To Escape to Paradise written by Andrew St Pierre White and published by 4xOverland. This book was released on 2015-02-20 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could possibly go wrong in paradise? Tired of mortgage payments, thirty-something Andrew and Gwynn sold nearly everything they owned but their Siamese cat and escaped their humdrum nine-to-five existence for life in paradise—a tiny island in one of the remotest spots on Earth: the Okavango Delta in Botswana. Woefully inexperienced, they took control of a luxury game lodge that catered to the likes of French aristocrats, Hollywood directors, Mafia lawyers, and the captain of the England cricket team. Not forgetting the hippos who liked to crash cocktail hour. Trouble soon followed as the reality of running a hotel on an island accessible only by boat or plane burst upon them. Andrew and Gwynn learned it's one thing for guests to wake up with gentle giraffes outside their windows, but it's quite another to keep them safe from poisonous snakes, temperamental elephants, and a hyena with a taste for plastic. All that was child's play compared to figuring out how to feed their guests when a 'quick run' to the grocery store required a plane, a bush pilot, and moderate risk to life, limb, and property. By turns funny, touching, and suspenseful, Torn Trousers is a real modern fairytale about getting exactly what you wished for…and then having to live with it. Scroll up and buy to escape to Africa today!
Download or read book The Overland Monthly written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 620 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Gentlehands written by M. E. Kerr and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-08-25 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Buddy Boyle lives year-round with his family in unfashionable Seaville, New York, in a cramped little house on the bay. Skye Pennington spends the summers nearby on lavish estate complete with ocean view and a butler named Peacock. But Skye and Buddy fall in love anyway. And every once in a while they visit Buddy's estranged grandfather, who makes them forget they're from opposite sides of town. Then a reporter appears, searching for a man known as Gentlehands, a man with a horrifying past. Who is Gentlehands? And what is his connection to Buddy's handsome, aristocratic grandfather? The mystery threatens to shatter Buddy and Skye's relationship, and change their lives forever.
Download or read book Overland Monthly written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 590 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Don't Be Stupid, Advice for Young People and a Few Old Fools by : Darlene Lewis
Download or read book Don't Be Stupid, Advice for Young People and a Few Old Fools written by Darlene Lewis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-24 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't be Stupid, advice for young people and some old fools, is a self help, get off your butt and jam type of book. This book is based on observations of teen abandonment, parental neglect, gang life, drug use, loving a loser, abuse, dumb decisions, lack of financial knowledge, media mind control and surviving living in America. It may not be acceptable to many who do not want to change their common ways, but it is great advice and is based on real life situations.
Download or read book Lightning Crashes written by Rh Wood and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-02-18 with total page 660 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They'd discovered a new power source; one which would replace oil, coal, and atomic energy. None were prepared for the ramifications that would bring the United States to the brink of civil war.
Book Synopsis Just Passing Time by : Ken Robert Baugh "Cowboy"
Download or read book Just Passing Time written by Ken Robert Baugh "Cowboy" and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously entertaining! Short stories, poems, political satire, illustrations, and more! An exciting book full of fun!
Download or read book My Pants are Haunted written by and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.
Book Synopsis Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy by : Peter Ruehl
Download or read book Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy written by Peter Ruehl and published by Melbourne Univ. Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ruehl's irreverent wit and ability to puncture pretentiousness with a well-turned phrase gave thousands of dedicated readers a good reason to read the paper back to front on the days the column appeared. His descriptions of growing up with teenage children are laugh-out-loud funny (well, for parents), and a younger generation of readers decided he was cool, with his constant satirical references to their music, dress and approach to life. Politicians sometimes winced but knew his hilarious descriptions of what was really going on in Canberra resonated more loudly than any press release. Peter Ruehl never lost his distinctive American style but he was able to understand Australian culture and to write about it and his views in a passionately funny and deeply personal way. Greg Hywood, chief executive of Fairfax, says he became a 'national institution'.
Download or read book Stupid Fast written by Geoff Herbach and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just before his sixteenth birthday, Felton Reinstein has a sudden growth spurt that turns him from a small, jumpy, picked-on boy with the nickname of "Squirrel Nut" to a powerful athlete, leading to new friends, his first love, and the courage to confront his family's past and current problems.
Download or read book Nothing to Fear written by Juno Rushdan and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thrilling romantic suspense wrapped in mystery and intrigue from acclaimed author Juno Rushdan. The countdown has begun and time is running out—the final hour is upon them... Fearsome Gray Box operative Gideon Stone is devoted to his work and his team. He's never given anyone reason to doubt his loyalty...until he's tasked with investigating Willow Harper, a beguiling cryptologist suspected of selling deadly bio-agents on the black market. Willow claims she's innocent—that she has nothing to prove—and despite himself, Gideon believes her. He also knows that without him, Willow will be dead before sunrise. Thrust into the crossfire of an insidious international conspiracy, Gideon will do anything to keep Willow safe...even if that means waging war against his own. With time running out, an unlikely bond pushes limits—and forges loyalties. Every move they make counts. And the real traitor is always watching... Praise for Juno Rushdan's Every Last Breath: "Tense and fulfilling. Settle back and savor this one."—STEVE BERRY, New York Times bestselling author "Fast-paced, intense, and sexy—a must-read romantic suspense!"—CYNTHIA EDEN, New York Times and USA Today bestselling author "A fast-paced, spine-tingling thriller you won't want to put down!"—LAURA GRIFFIN, New York Times bestselling author "An unputdownable thrill ride."—LEXI BLAKE, New York Times bestselling author "A romantic thriller that handily juggles emotional intensity and a heart-pounding, James Bond-ian adventure."—Kirkus
Download or read book Harry Highpants written by Tony Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A picture book for older children.
Book Synopsis Mr. Funny Pants by : Michael Showalter
Download or read book Mr. Funny Pants written by Michael Showalter and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-22 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
