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Mr. Funny Pants

Author : Michael Showalter
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446563609
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Mr. Funny Pants written by Michael Showalter and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-22 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!

Potato Pants!

Author : Laurie Keller
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 125022599X
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Potato Pants! written by Laurie Keller and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.

Mr. Pants: It's Go Time!

Author : Scott Mccormick
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0803740077
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (37 download)

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Download or read book Mr. Pants: It's Go Time! written by Scott Mccormick and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-07-10 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Bad Kitty, Wimpy Kid, and Fly Guy will love this brand new graphic novel chapter books series! Meet Mr. Pants! It’s the last day of summer, which means the last chance for fun, and he really, really wants to play laser tag. But his sisters have other ideas—the Fairy Princess Dream Factory? Gah! Good thing Mr. Pants knows how to get what he wants—and have a blast doing it.

Let's Go Swimming with Mr. Sillypants

Author : M.K. Brown
Publisher : New York Review of Books
ISBN 13 : 1681377454
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (813 download)

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Book Synopsis Let's Go Swimming with Mr. Sillypants by : M.K. Brown

Download or read book Let's Go Swimming with Mr. Sillypants written by M.K. Brown and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A silly, whimsical book about dreaming and getting over one's fears by a celebrated American cartoonist and illustrator. Mr. Sillypants is going to learn how to swim tomorrow. He’s excited! It’s about time. But he starts to get nervous. “What if I step on a fish?” He asks his goldfish. “What if all the other people in the class are better than I am?” He says aloud as he makes his favorite bedtime snack, a pickle and peanut butter sandwich. By the time he goes to bed, Mr. Sillypants is not sure swimming lessons are such a good idea after all. When Mr. Sillypants falls asleep, he dreams he’s out for a walk, when he suddenly plummets into a big pond. “I can’t swim!” he yells. Soon though, his worries about swimming are far from his mind: he morphs into a fish, and chases after deep sea sandwiches and flees from an enormous pickle monsters. The next morning, Mr. Sillypants wakes up with a start—maybe his swimming lessons are going to be okay after all. Told with warm humor and illustrated with stunning watercolors, M. K. Brown has crafted a hilarious adventure out of an everyday fear. This silly-looking man can teach us all how to conquer scary things by laughing right at them.

Party Pants

Author : Giles Andreae
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241385032
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (413 download)

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Download or read book Party Pants written by Giles Andreae and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can never have enough pants, as this exuberant celebration of pants proves! The pairing of Giles Andreae's brilliant rhyming text with Nick Sharratt's hilarious, vibrant illustrations will delight children and adults alike. Featuring a pants-wearing hippo, limousine and dinosaur (to name a few), plus a rather embarrassed farty pants, this lively picture book is guaranteed to make you giggle!

Super Pants!

Author : Steve Smallman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781848698406
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (984 download)

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Download or read book Super Pants! written by Steve Smallman and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When little Lola gets a pair of SUPER PANTS for Christmas she is so excited! When her daddy gets a matching costume, he knows he's in for a long day. "I'm a pretty good superhero!" cries Lola. "But... my daddy is the best of all!" A brilliant book for all budding superheroes (and their super dads of course!).

The Queen's Knickers

Author : Nicholas Allan
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1446478491
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (464 download)

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Download or read book The Queen's Knickers written by Nicholas Allan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-04-12 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a busy year for the Queen - she has lots of important events to attend. Meanwhile, a little girl is wondering what knickers Her Majesty will choose to wear on a school visit! Will they be her 'at home' knickers - adorned with corgis - or her 'garden party' knickers, or perhaps her woolly Balmoral ones...? Both children and adults will love this very special and endearing insight into a child's imagination, from the best-selling author-illustrator of Father Christmas Needs A Wee and Jesus' Christmas Party. Recently, the Queen visited a nursery in Norfolk and enjoyed a display based on the book: "...just to make it special, there was one element that was not quite so traditional: pants. These were not just any pants, either. They were the Queen's Knickers, and at Dersingham Infant and Nursery School, in Norfolk, they were put on special display in honour of their royal visitor" ~ Valentine Low, The Times

Mr. Wally and His Funny Little Hat: A 3 little words book

Author : Victoria NaBozny Mayhugh
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1684702755
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (847 download)

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Book Synopsis Mr. Wally and His Funny Little Hat: A 3 little words book by : Victoria NaBozny Mayhugh

Download or read book Mr. Wally and His Funny Little Hat: A 3 little words book written by Victoria NaBozny Mayhugh and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-06-26 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once there was a funny little man named Mr. Wally, who always wore a funny little hat. With a blink of an eye, he appeared on a park bench. The neighborhood children loved Mr. Wally because he made them laugh. However, one day, the children were sad and started to cry. But Mr. Wally came to their rescue. He was a teacher, and his back-to-the-basics classroom was a magical place with funny froggies. But NO sad faces, NO tears, NO lazy brains and NO stupid phones were allowed. Meet sweet little Norman Joseph and his best friend Tippy, sassy little Lizzie, sweet, but sometimes sad, little Bobby and the rest of Mr. Wally's "park benchers." Mr. Wally wants to be your teacher. Have fun learning your multiplication tables, funny, big words like borborygmi and horripilations, going on a picnic with the students and coloring and drawing in Mr. Wally's classroom.

Super Farty Pants!

Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788293748045
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (48 download)

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Book Synopsis Super Farty Pants! by : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen

Download or read book Super Farty Pants! written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.

Mr Super Poopy Pants

Author : Rebecca Elliott
Publisher : Lion Children's
ISBN 13 : 9780745964652
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (646 download)

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Download or read book Mr Super Poopy Pants written by Rebecca Elliott and published by Lion Children's. This book was released on 2015-02-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having a new baby in the family isn't as fun as Toby thought it would be... But has he underestimated his little brother?

Who Wet My Pants?

Author : Bob Shea
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316525197
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Who Wet My Pants? written by Bob Shea and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.

Prince of Pants

Author : Sarah McIntyre
Publisher : Scholastic UK
ISBN 13 : 1407172166
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Prince of Pants written by Sarah McIntyre and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Prince Pip's birthday, and he can't wait to choose a pair of pants to wear on his special day. But where have all his pants gone? Could it be that the palace has planned a very special, pants-tastic surprise party? A royally funny picture book by an award-winning duo, with glow-in-the dark undies on the final page.

Firefly Lane

Author : Kristin Hannah
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429927844
Total Pages : 532 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Firefly Lane written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.

No Reading Allowed

Author : Raj Haldar
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728239265
Total Pages : 43 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book No Reading Allowed written by Raj Haldar and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

Chu's Day

Author : Neil Gaiman
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006241982X
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Chu's Day written by Neil Gaiman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2015-04-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestselling picture book from Newbery Medal–winning author Neil Gaiman and acclaimed illustrator Adam Rex! Chu is a little panda with a big sneeze. When Chu sneezes, bad things happen. But as Chu and his parents visit the library, the diner, and the circus, will anyone hear Chu when he starts to feel a familiar tickle in his nose? Chu's Day is a story that reflects upon how young children aren't always listened to…sometimes to calamitous effect.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

Pants

Author : Giles Andreae
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 024138169X
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (413 download)

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Download or read book Pants written by Giles Andreae and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2019-01-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will have you singing, dancing and waving your knickers in the air! PANTS is a picture book with a brilliant rhyming text by Giles Andreae and lots of hilarious pictures by Nick Sharratt. As we go through the book we meet lots of different animals, people and sometimes objects each wearing a different kind of pants - every shape, pattern, colour, size and style that you can think of - and lots more besides! This is a book children will ask for again and again. PANTS - which ones are your favourite?