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Download or read book Stinky Santa written by Otto Fishblanket and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-11 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jingle bells, Santa smells -he smells of mouldy cheese.He doesn't wear any trousersso you can see his knees.A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*
Book Synopsis Stinky’s First Christmas by : Sandra Fairchild
Download or read book Stinky’s First Christmas written by Sandra Fairchild and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2023-02-08 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky is a cute, adorable, little pig, who was searching for a home when George found him. He and George have become best friends. He is very happy living on the farm with George and his new family. In this story, Stinky is excited about Christmas. He wants to learn all about Santa. George told Stinky that Santa would bring all the farmyard animals a present if they were good. Stinky could hardly wait to go tell all his friends about Santa. Will all the barnyard animals be good? Will they all get a present from Santa? What an exciting Christmas story!
Book Synopsis The Pastor Driven Wife by : Paula Russell (with Kim Aldrich)
Download or read book The Pastor Driven Wife written by Paula Russell (with Kim Aldrich) and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-07 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pastor Driven Wife is a collection of strikingly honest stories that will bring laughter, light, and hope to anyone driving the bumpy road of faith. These stories-some hilarious, some poignant, some even miraculous-will especially encourage those who are "weary in well-doing" and provide valuable insights on how to go from "trying harder" to "trusting more." Come take a ride through Honky Tonk Hymns, My Drug Bust, Divine GPS, and many more chapters in the life of The Pastor Driven Wife. Note from the Author: "As a pastor's wife, teacher, counselor, mother, and grandma, I spent years pretending to be happy on the outside while crying and dying on the inside. I was fearful, struggling with perfectionism, fear of rejection, and an inexplicably vague sense of shame-yet deep down I always believed there had to be more. If you're feeling that same longing, there's good news....there IS more! So will you join me, maybe in your robe with your morning coffee? Let's ask the Father to bring us both together at His feet...free to laugh, cry, or simply receive His love."
Book Synopsis Merry Christmas, Stinky Face by : Lisa McCourt
Download or read book Merry Christmas, Stinky Face written by Lisa McCourt and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of I Love You, Stinky Face, will love spending Christmas with their favorite pal! Fans of I Love You, Stinky Face, will love this Christmas story! Stinky Face loves Christmastime...but he still has plenty of questions. What if a big, wintry wind blows his Christmas tree away? What if one of the reindeer gets his antlers stuck in the branches that hang over the roof? Luckily, his imaginative Mama knows how to reassure him that Christmas will be magical! Now for the first time in 8x8I Love You, Stinky Face has sold over 1 million copies and still counting!
Book Synopsis Santa's Subpoena by : Rebecca Zanetti
Download or read book Santa's Subpoena written by Rebecca Zanetti and published by RAZ INK LLC. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So Much for Peace During the Holidays Anna Albertini has her hands full during the holiday season. Her boyfriend Aiden is back in town after being undercover across the country for the last three months, and his sudden over-protectiveness is a little too much. In addition, Nonna’s latest matchmaking scheme has been so far thwarted by the two most stubborn candidates alive, and Nonna is out of patience and bringing out the big guns. Anna is forced to both protect her sister and run interference, when she’d like to jump in and find a happily ever after for everyone instead. To add to her already hectic life, her life-long stalker is about to make a move and doesn’t hide that frightening fact, although Anna is more than ready for him. In fact, she’s willing to draw him out to finally bring him down—regardless of the consequences. Finally, Santa has been arrested and charged for murder, needing a good lawyer. Who would arrest Santa? Anna can’t let this stand. It’s a good thing Christmas is a time of magic and miracles, because she’s going to need one.
Book Synopsis Santa Locked Out by : Elizabeth McFadden Wright
Download or read book Santa Locked Out written by Elizabeth McFadden Wright and published by . This book was released on 1942 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Stink Before Christmas by : Sam Nixon
Download or read book The Stink Before Christmas written by Sam Nixon and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2017-10-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A riotously funny picture book spoof on THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS from BAFTA-winning children's TV presenters Sam & Mark. It's time to deliver presents, but Santa's tummy is feeling funny and he needs to let out parps along the way... But as a result, all the presents fall in the sea! Comes with a "Santa Stop Here" doorhanger!
Book Synopsis Merry Christmas, Stinky Face by : Lisa McCourt
Download or read book Merry Christmas, Stinky Face written by Lisa McCourt and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2002-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is coming, and our imaginative little Stinky Face has lots of new questions for his mom. "What if one of Santa's reindeer gets stuck in a tree?" "What if a snowman follows me home?" "How do you thank a Christmasaurus who strings lights on our house?" Created by award-winning author Lisa McCourt and illustrator Cyd Moore, this is the first Stinky Face holiday story -- and one that is sure to become a holiday tradition in homes everywhere!
Book Synopsis Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers by : Megan McDonald
Download or read book Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers written by Megan McDonald and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-06-14 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! GROSS ME OUT! STINK-O! SKUNKSVILLE! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities -- and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure.
Book Synopsis Sex, Lies and Stereotypes by : Kim Ficera
Download or read book Sex, Lies and Stereotypes written by Kim Ficera and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lesbian humorist offers a collection of essays and performance pieces on such topics as Easter, dusting, breast size, and personal ads.
Download or read book Max's Christmas written by Rosemary Wells and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa’s on the way! Max has plans to stay up late to see Santa Claus, but his big sister, Ruby, wont let him. “Why?” asks Max. To which Ruby replies everyone’s most despised answer: “BECAUSE!” So Max takes matters into his own hands and sneaks into the living room to wait for Santa on his own. Will Santa still show up? What will he say if he sees Max up waiting for him?
Book Synopsis Santa's Smelly Socks! by : Len Foley
Download or read book Santa's Smelly Socks! written by Len Foley and published by . This book was released on 2020-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story reveals the incredible true story about why we hang stockings on the mantle during the holiday season.
Book Synopsis The Phantom Teacher by : Mike Anderson
Download or read book The Phantom Teacher written by Mike Anderson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2001-04 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Time Change By Karen Hamilton Rice What if there was a portable machine, no larger than a laptop computer, with which we could view history? What would that reveal to us? What would that reveal about us? What if you could key in a date and change time? This story begins in a Washington D.C. hospital. A ghost is noticed by employees of the MRI lab when the machine is in operation. Through trial and error they discover their spirit to be nothing more than an image created by two diverse technologies. They discover they can replay history. They realize they can build a machine to view history. When they begin, the inventors think of grand solutions, such as, viewing the building of Stonehenge or the Pyramids but the invention becomes popular for viewing personal history. It is a way to see grandma's wedding or mother's prom. However, there is a serial killer on the loose in the metro area. The detective assigned to the case decides the machine can also solve crime. The machine reveals the killer's last crime and the case is solved.
Book Synopsis How Dolly Parton Saved My Life by : Charlotte Connors
Download or read book How Dolly Parton Saved My Life written by Charlotte Connors and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-07-15 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dolly Parton once said," If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one." In the bustling city of Atlanta, four very different ladies take her advice to heart and open a catering business that will cater to them—successful, independent women who put their families first. But flouting the traditions and expectations of Southern society turns out to be more complicated than they ever anticipated. Even as the pressure of running a business bonds them together, the realities of managing real life threaten to tear the whole thing apart. As financial woes, personal hurts, and family troubles test the strength of their business and their friendship, they discover that sisterly support and lots of heartfelt prayer just might be the only way to survive. Full of sass, grit, and good old-fashioned faith, How Dolly Parton Saved My Life is a hilarious and poignant look at friendship with a distinctly Southern flair.
Book Synopsis Stories From Santa's Home by : Stephen Redfern
Download or read book Stories From Santa's Home written by Stephen Redfern and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-07-21 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is fair to say that something is always happening at Santa’s home; from naming day parties, experimental toys or playful and mischievous reindeer, something is always happening. Whether it’s little Oscar sneaking down to Santa’s fridge for an extra bowl of his magical ice cream which is sprinkled with fairy dust and seems to glow and say to Oscar, “eat me, eat me now”. Then there are the tricks Rudolf gets up to so he can get a few extra carrots, Brussels sprouts, and cabbage, completely forgetting about the side effects of exceptionally smelly botty burps that lots of Brussels sprouts and cabbage give the reindeer. Then there are the mishaps in Santa’s toy workshop such as when a young apprentice elf decides to put some of Santa’s magic flying dust for his sleigh on a toy airplane she has made. The airplane goes on a flight around Santa’s workshop, stables and home causing all sorts of trouble, particularly in Santa’s kitchen where cook is in the middle of making one of Santa’s favourite ice creams, raspberry ripple, where the raspberries seem to swim the ripple saying, “catch me if you can”. And what about the efforts that the young elves get up to in finding out if they are in Santa’s good or naughty book? And then there’s the book containing all the good children’s names along with the presents they have waiting for them at Christmas.
Book Synopsis Stinky's First Christmas by : Sandra Fairchild
Download or read book Stinky's First Christmas written by Sandra Fairchild and published by . This book was released on 2023-02-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky is a cute, adorable, little pig, who was searching for a home when George found him. He and George have become best friends. He is very happy living on the farm with George and his new family. In this story, Stinky is excited about Christmas. He wants to learn all about Santa. George told Stinky that Santa would bring all the farmyard animals a present if they were good. Stinky could hardly wait to go tell all his friends about Santa. Will all the barnyard animals be good? Will they all get a present from Santa? What an exciting Christmas story!
Book Synopsis I'm a Registered Nurse Not a Whore by : Anne Perdue
Download or read book I'm a Registered Nurse Not a Whore written by Anne Perdue and published by Insomniac Press. This book was released on 2010-10-15 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The darkly humorous stories in I'm A Registered Nurse Not A Whore take dead aim at how easily our desire to be good is perverted or undermined by a desperate need for love and recognition. Despite a world of fading optimism and advancing catastrophe, plans are formulated, deals drawn, bargains struck, and hope prevails. Beautifully flawed, well-meaning yet easily sidelined, the characters in these eight stories catapult off the rails of ordinary life before raising themselves up - if only for a moment - in oddly heroic ways. These stories will make you laugh, reflect, and yearn to carry on.
