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Download or read book Stinky Santa written by Otto Fishblanket and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-11 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jingle bells, Santa smells -he smells of mouldy cheese.He doesn't wear any trousersso you can see his knees.A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*
Book Synopsis Stinky’s First Christmas by : Sandra Fairchild
Download or read book Stinky’s First Christmas written by Sandra Fairchild and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2023-02-08 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky is a cute, adorable, little pig, who was searching for a home when George found him. He and George have become best friends. He is very happy living on the farm with George and his new family. In this story, Stinky is excited about Christmas. He wants to learn all about Santa. George told Stinky that Santa would bring all the farmyard animals a present if they were good. Stinky could hardly wait to go tell all his friends about Santa. Will all the barnyard animals be good? Will they all get a present from Santa? What an exciting Christmas story!
Book Synopsis The Pastor Driven Wife by : Paula Russell (with Kim Aldrich)
Download or read book The Pastor Driven Wife written by Paula Russell (with Kim Aldrich) and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-07 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pastor Driven Wife is a collection of strikingly honest stories that will bring laughter, light, and hope to anyone driving the bumpy road of faith. These stories-some hilarious, some poignant, some even miraculous-will especially encourage those who are "weary in well-doing" and provide valuable insights on how to go from "trying harder" to "trusting more." Come take a ride through Honky Tonk Hymns, My Drug Bust, Divine GPS, and many more chapters in the life of The Pastor Driven Wife. Note from the Author: "As a pastor's wife, teacher, counselor, mother, and grandma, I spent years pretending to be happy on the outside while crying and dying on the inside. I was fearful, struggling with perfectionism, fear of rejection, and an inexplicably vague sense of shame-yet deep down I always believed there had to be more. If you're feeling that same longing, there's good news....there IS more! So will you join me, maybe in your robe with your morning coffee? Let's ask the Father to bring us both together at His feet...free to laugh, cry, or simply receive His love."
Download or read book Santa's Stray written by Polly M. Basore and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Santa's Stray" tells the story of a black and white stray cat who fears he will never belong, but finds that his insight into the hearts of children holds the key to granting Santa's own Christmas wish. This book was produced for the benefit of Wichita's soup kitchen, The Lord's Diner. First in a series.
Book Synopsis The 12 Sleighs of Christmas by : Sherri Duskey Rinker
Download or read book The 12 Sleighs of Christmas written by Sherri Duskey Rinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the elves discover that Santa's sleigh is in a terrible state, they let their imaginations go wild—and soon there are sleighs of every kind, inspired by big rigs, motorcycles, zeppelins, and much more! The #1 New York Times bestselling author of Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site and the celebrated illustrator of Michael Chabon's The Astonishing Secret of Awesome Man team up for spirited vehicular silliness and classic Christmas cheer in this turbo-charged read-aloud destined to become a classic. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which looks almost identical to the print edition.
Download or read book Max's Christmas written by Rosemary Wells and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa’s on the way! Max has plans to stay up late to see Santa Claus, but his big sister, Ruby, wont let him. “Why?” asks Max. To which Ruby replies everyone’s most despised answer: “BECAUSE!” So Max takes matters into his own hands and sneaks into the living room to wait for Santa on his own. Will Santa still show up? What will he say if he sees Max up waiting for him?
Book Synopsis Santa Locked Out by : Elizabeth McFadden Wright
Download or read book Santa Locked Out written by Elizabeth McFadden Wright and published by . This book was released on 1942 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Case of the Stinky Socks (Book 1) by : Lewis B. Montgomery
Download or read book The Case of the Stinky Socks (Book 1) written by Lewis B. Montgomery and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Milo & Jazz Mysteries stars two kid detectives-in-training who use STEM problem-solving skills as they race to unravel cases and save the day! Perfect for fans of Encyclopedia Brown, Cam Jansen and Nate the Great. The high school’s star pitcher is missing his lucky socks, and his pitching is going to pieces! Can detective duo Milo and Jazz find the thief—before the big game? This ideal series for beginning readers making the transition to chapter books has incredible Super Sleuthing activities in each book, including hidden pictures, puzzles, mini-mysteries, and quizzes—plus free online activities.
Download or read book Pizza and Other Stinky Poems written by and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A fun-loving collection of rhymes and verses all featuring smelly stuff. Some things smell good, and some things smell bad. From pizza to skunks, this book covers it all!"--Cover back.
Book Synopsis Santa's Subpoena by : Rebecca Zanetti
Download or read book Santa's Subpoena written by Rebecca Zanetti and published by RAZ INK LLC. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So Much for Peace During the Holidays Anna Albertini has her hands full during the holiday season. Her boyfriend Aiden is back in town after being undercover across the country for the last three months, and his sudden over-protectiveness is a little too much. In addition, Nonna’s latest matchmaking scheme has been so far thwarted by the two most stubborn candidates alive, and Nonna is out of patience and bringing out the big guns. Anna is forced to both protect her sister and run interference, when she’d like to jump in and find a happily ever after for everyone instead. To add to her already hectic life, her life-long stalker is about to make a move and doesn’t hide that frightening fact, although Anna is more than ready for him. In fact, she’s willing to draw him out to finally bring him down—regardless of the consequences. Finally, Santa has been arrested and charged for murder, needing a good lawyer. Who would arrest Santa? Anna can’t let this stand. It’s a good thing Christmas is a time of magic and miracles, because she’s going to need one.
Book Synopsis Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers by : Megan McDonald
Download or read book Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers written by Megan McDonald and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-06-14 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! GROSS ME OUT! STINK-O! SKUNKSVILLE! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities -- and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure.
Book Synopsis I Love You, Stinky Face by : Lisa McCourt
Download or read book I Love You, Stinky Face written by Lisa McCourt and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2004-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This award-winning book has delighted parents and children everywhere, and it now is available for the first time as a board book.
Download or read book Gorgonzola written by Margie Palatini and published by Katherine Tegen Books. This book was released on 2008-04-29 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gorgonzola the dinosaur learns that everyone runs from him to avoid his smell, rather than out of fear, he is grateful to the little bird who shows him how to brush his teeth and wash.
Download or read book Jingle Smells written by Mark Sperring and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-14 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jingle Smells, Jingle Smells Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to be a skunk on Santa's sleigh! It's Christmas eve and Jingle the little skunk can't WAIT to see all the twinkly fairy lights. But as he skips into town, his terrible WHIFFY stink causes ALL SORTS of trouble. Poor Jingle is convinced he's ruined Christmas . . . But when Santa himself is captured by a gang of wicked robbers, it's up to our stinky hero to save the day. Can his JINGLE SMELLS save Christmas for everyone? A hilarious festive romp from the creators of Mince Spies and Santa Jaws. Don't forget to hold your nose!
Book Synopsis Stories From Santa's Home by : Stephen Redfern
Download or read book Stories From Santa's Home written by Stephen Redfern and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-07-21 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is fair to say that something is always happening at Santa’s home; from naming day parties, experimental toys or playful and mischievous reindeer, something is always happening. Whether it’s little Oscar sneaking down to Santa’s fridge for an extra bowl of his magical ice cream which is sprinkled with fairy dust and seems to glow and say to Oscar, “eat me, eat me now”. Then there are the tricks Rudolf gets up to so he can get a few extra carrots, Brussels sprouts, and cabbage, completely forgetting about the side effects of exceptionally smelly botty burps that lots of Brussels sprouts and cabbage give the reindeer. Then there are the mishaps in Santa’s toy workshop such as when a young apprentice elf decides to put some of Santa’s magic flying dust for his sleigh on a toy airplane she has made. The airplane goes on a flight around Santa’s workshop, stables and home causing all sorts of trouble, particularly in Santa’s kitchen where cook is in the middle of making one of Santa’s favourite ice creams, raspberry ripple, where the raspberries seem to swim the ripple saying, “catch me if you can”. And what about the efforts that the young elves get up to in finding out if they are in Santa’s good or naughty book? And then there’s the book containing all the good children’s names along with the presents they have waiting for them at Christmas.
Book Synopsis Sex, Lies and Stereotypes by : Kim Ficera
Download or read book Sex, Lies and Stereotypes written by Kim Ficera and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lesbian humorist offers a collection of essays and performance pieces on such topics as Easter, dusting, breast size, and personal ads.
Book Synopsis How Dolly Parton Saved My Life by : Charlotte Connors
Download or read book How Dolly Parton Saved My Life written by Charlotte Connors and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-07-15 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dolly Parton once said," If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one." In the bustling city of Atlanta, four very different ladies take her advice to heart and open a catering business that will cater to them—successful, independent women who put their families first. But flouting the traditions and expectations of Southern society turns out to be more complicated than they ever anticipated. Even as the pressure of running a business bonds them together, the realities of managing real life threaten to tear the whole thing apart. As financial woes, personal hurts, and family troubles test the strength of their business and their friendship, they discover that sisterly support and lots of heartfelt prayer just might be the only way to survive. Full of sass, grit, and good old-fashioned faith, How Dolly Parton Saved My Life is a hilarious and poignant look at friendship with a distinctly Southern flair.
