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Author : Jeffrey Armstrong
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781883532024
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (32 download)
Download or read book Seventy Five Lightbulb Jokes written by Jeffrey Armstrong and published by . This book was released on 1993-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jack Goldstein
Publisher : Andrews UK Limited
ISBN 13 : 1782347712
Total Pages : 29 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (823 download)
Download or read book 101 Amazing Lightbulb Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-03-11 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best lightbulb jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein aims his humour cannon at older children with this hilarious joke book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a lightbulb joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. How many seabirds does it take to change a light bulb? About four or five terns ought to do the trick...
Author : Stefan Fatsis
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101097604
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (1 download)
Download or read book A Few Seconds of Panic written by Stefan Fatsis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-07-03 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An insightful and . . . amusing look at the inner workings of pro football" (The New York Times) from the bestselling author of Word Freak In Word Freak, Stefan Fatsis invaded the insular world of competitive Scrabble players, ultimately achieving an expert-level ranking. Now, in his new book, he infiltrates a strikingly different subculture-pro football. After more than a year of preparation, Fatsis molded his fortyish body into one that could stand up-barely-to the rigors of NFL training. And for three months he became a placekicker for the Denver Broncos. Making the most of unprecedented access to an NFL team and its players, and drawing on his own personal experience, Fatsis with wry candor and hard-won empathy unveils the mind of the modern pro athlete and the workings of a storied sports franchise as no writer has before.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Salvatore Attardo
Publisher : Anthem Press
ISBN 13 : 1839988576
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (399 download)
Download or read book Humor 2.0 written by Salvatore Attardo and published by Anthem Press. This book was released on 2023-08-15 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book shows how humor has changed since the advent of the internet: new genres, new contexts, and new audiences. The book provides a guide to such phenomena as memes, video parodies, photobombing, and cringe humor. Included are also in-depth discussions of the humor in phenomena such as Dogecoin, the joke currency, and the use of humor by the alt-right. It also shows how the cognitive mechanisms of humor remain unchanged. Written by a well-known specialist in humor studies, the book is engaging and readable, but also based on extensive scholarship.
Author : Joseph Boskin
Publisher : Syracuse University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780815627487
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (274 download)
Download or read book Rebellious Laughter written by Joseph Boskin and published by Syracuse University Press. This book was released on 1997-11-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rebellious Laughter changes the way we think about the ordinary joke. Claiming that humor in America is a primary cultural weapon, Boskin surveys the multitude of joke cycles that have swept the country during the last fifty years. Dumb Blonde jokes. Elephant jokes. Jewish-American Princess jokes. Lightbulb jokes. Readers will enjoy humor from many diverse sources: whites, blacks, women, and Hispanics; conservatives and liberals; public workers and university students; the powerless and power brokers. Boskin argues that jokes provide a cultural barometer of concerns and anxieties, frequently appearing in our day-to-day language long before these issues become grist for stand-up comics.
Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473562279
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)
Download or read book Crap Jokes written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2018-08-16 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find laughs on the loo. This book has loads of them - over 400 pages of the best jokes in fact. What happened when the human cannonball was late for work? He got fired! See?! Enjoy this and hundreds of other feel-good jokes and one-liners.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684120071
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)
Download or read book New Art Examiner written by and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The independent voice of the visual arts.
Author : Jack Goldstein
Publisher : Andrews UK Limited
ISBN 13 : 1783330945
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (833 download)
Download or read book 1001 Amazing Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want a joke for every situation? Are you sure you're prepared for the moment when your audience's heads fall off and their sides split? Master of comedy Jack Goldstein is proud to present this collection of 1001 of the funniest jokes in the history of the world. There's a food joke that pasta be the best you've ever read, and the ones about space are out of this world. The animal jokes will have you roaring in delight, but be careful - doctor, doctor might not have a laughter cure. Organised into categories so you can find the joke you want quickly, this is the perfect addition for any budding comedian's bookshelf.
Author : JAKE. MADDOX
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1669074889
Total Pages : 73 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (69 download)
Download or read book Hilarious Dance, Cheer, and Gymnastics Jokes and Puns written by JAKE. MADDOX and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2024-08 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-llerina! What do you call a duck gymnast? A quack-robat! If you love dance, gymnastics, or cheerleading--and a good laugh--then this is the book for you! Hundreds of hilarious dance jokes, funny gymnastics riddles, and goofy cheerleading puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.
Author : Leonard Spigelgass
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822212805
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (128 download)
Download or read book The Wrong Way Light Bulb written by Leonard Spigelgass and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1969 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: As George Oppenheimer says: The action takes place in an apartment house in Brooklyn, well designed by Donald Oenslager, that is practically a slum. Harold Axman, the protagonist, is a young liberal of infinite good will who has inherit
Author : Jim Chumley
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1786854686
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (868 download)
Download or read book The World's Funniest Football Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
Author : Clifford Sawhney
Publisher : Pustak Mahal
ISBN 13 : 8122308716
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (223 download)
Download or read book World's Best Professional Jokes written by Clifford Sawhney and published by Pustak Mahal. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is divided into 30 professional categories, with some professions containing multiple categories.Only the best jokes have been selected in this compilation.The professions have been listed alphabetically for easy reference.The book is illustrated with over 100 excellent cartoons that are independent jokes in themselves and offer excellent value for money.Indeed, the world`s first book with jokes on so many professions.Guaranteed to make readers cackle, chuckle, grin, guffaw, giggle, hoot, roar, snigger, shriek, titter and finally collapse under piles of laughter!
Author : Isabel Ermida
Publisher : Walter de Gruyter
ISBN 13 : 3110208334
Total Pages : 275 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)
Download or read book The Language of Comic Narratives written by Isabel Ermida and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2008-12-10 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book offers a comprehensive account of how humor works in short stories, by presenting a model of narrative comedy that is pragmatically as well as semantically, grammatically and stylistically informed. It is the first study to combine a sequential analysis of the comic short story with a hierarchical one, merging together horizontal and vertical narratological perspectives in a systematic way. The book covers the main areas of linguistic analysis and is deliberately interdisciplinary, using input from philosophy, sociology and psychology so as to touch upon the nature, motivations and functions of humor as a cognitive phenomenon in a social context. Crucially, The Language of Comic Narratives combines a scholarly approach with a careful explanation of key terms and concepts, making it accessible to researchers and students, as well as non-specialists. Moreover, it reviews a broad range of historical critical data by examining the source texts, and it provides many humorous examples, from jokes to extracts from comic narratives. Thus, it seeks to anchor theory in specific texts, and also to show that many linguistic mechanisms of humor are common to jokes and longer, literary comic narratives. The book tests the model of humorous narratives on a set of comic short stories by British and American writers, ranging from Evelyn Waugh and Dorothy Parker, through Graham Greene and Corey Ford, to David Lodge and Woody Allen. The validity of the model is confirmed through a subsequent discussion of apparent counter-examples.
Author : Mike Haskins
Publisher : Portico
ISBN 13 : 1911042912
Total Pages : 590 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (11 download)
Download or read book 3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs written by Mike Haskins and published by Portico. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 590 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An enormous collection of over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion. Jokes range from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion, from the best man’s speech to the sales conference, or just for swapping around the pub table, and it’s arranged by subject matter so it’s easy to find just the right joke. Unless you're a child, because this book is definitely for adults only! This hilarious book will appeal both to people who want to find a specific joke for a specific event, and to anyone who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. Jokes include: • What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador. • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. • What did the slug say to the snail? ‘Big Issue?’ Word count: 200,000 words
Author : Jeff Bredenberg
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1402774389
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)
Download or read book How to CheatTM at Home Repair written by Jeff Bredenberg and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2010-09-10 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to your one-stop, money-saving home repair guide! Scratched furniture? Pest problems? Leaky faucet? Look no further for quick, easy home-repair help—this book is jam-packed with sneaky tips, clever techniques, and solutions that anyone can master with the most common tools and materials. Everything’s based on Jeff Bredenberg’s up-to-date research and consultation with the experts who do this for a living. Plus, he conveys his information with appealing attitude and humor, and lets you know when it’s time to call in the professionals. This is a must-have resource for every homeowner or apartment dweller who wants to do it right. Topics covered include: Tools Furniture Electricity Plumbing Walls, floors, doors, and windows Appliances Basements and attics Home exteriors Pest control Home safety Finding and working with the best repair people
