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Book Synopsis Santa's Pants are Falling Down by : Barbara Rittenhouse
Download or read book Santa's Pants are Falling Down written by Barbara Rittenhouse and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Book on Laughable and Disturbing Police Reports by : Inv. Sgt. Gregory Bryan Dunn
Download or read book The Book on Laughable and Disturbing Police Reports written by Inv. Sgt. Gregory Bryan Dunn and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book on Laughable and Disturbing Police Reports was written with the intent of the author to give a glimpse of the lighter side of law enforcement to the general public, providing a description of actual police reports based on actual incidents.
Book Synopsis THE BABY & THE BODYGUARD by : Jule McBride
Download or read book THE BABY & THE BODYGUARD written by Jule McBride and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2012-07-16 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Had He Been Hired to Protect His Own Daughter? When bodyguard Anton Santa moved into Cyn Sweet's Manhattan penthouse, Cyn's pint-size daughter thought her Santa letters had been answered—and that she'd just gotten a daddy for Christmas! Cyn knew her little matchmaker needed protection, since the three-year-old was the mascot of the family toy store. But sexy Santa reminded Cyn of a Christmas past and a thief who'd stolen her heirlooms—and her heart! Santa—thief and master of disguises—was guilty as charged. Still, he suspected Cyn had stolen something far more valuable than the family jewels—his fatherhood!
Download or read book Out of Darkness written by Diane Mobley and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Out of Darkness Until you decide to deal with the pain, it sits inside of you like a cancer and devours your soul. It paralyzes you to the point that your life is not worth living. My sunshine has left. I am dying inside. My world is dark and dreary. This was my life for eight long years after my son, Michael, committed suicide. I finally got the courage to face the truth and heal my wounds. Sharing my pain was the hardest thing I have ever done. But it will be worth it, if it inspires someone to have hope for a better day.
Book Synopsis Fall Down Nine Times, Get Up Ten by : Martin Avery
Download or read book Fall Down Nine Times, Get Up Ten written by Martin Avery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-07-06 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "You're going to die," the doctor said. But Canadian author Martin Avery laughed and walked away. Fall Down Nine Times, Get Up Ten tells the story of a man who was told he would never work or walk again, in Canada, but lived to get a better diagnosis of "jing-chi-shen" in China.
Book Synopsis Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere! by : Franklin Yantz
Download or read book Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere! written by Franklin Yantz and published by Insults Anywhere. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a kid or just a kid at heart, the jokes in this book will make you laugh! Tell them at school, in the office, at church, family reunions, and anywhere else you can think of! It's a smorgasbord of silliness! A compilation of comedy! A feast of funny! Your children will never be without a joke! Jokes about animals, holidays, school, knock knock jokes, and more? Check! You won't ever be never without a joke again! "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
Book Synopsis Srsly Best Jokes Ever by : Chantelle Grace
Download or read book Srsly Best Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Auguries written by Russell Fox and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CATTER LIVES! An improbable classic of rural American literature, AUGURIES is the harrowing tale of fourteen year-old Catter Knopfler, who is removed from his home in the farm town of Vesuvius and institutionalized-until he escapes into the winter city streets, a hunchbacked fugitive in a stolen purple confessional curtain. First offered for publication in 1986 as "an uplifting story of incest, murder, and grotesque suffering," AUGURIES met with a chilling reception. No publisher would touch it. But like its doughty narrator, AUGURIES endured. Photocopied, passed from hand to hand, and advertised only by word of mouth, the rejected typescript of AUGURIES became an almost instant rarity of the American underground press. While reportedly widely pirated abroad in an unauthorized Chinese translation, the corporate-controlled publishing industry in the United States conspired for years to keep AUGURIES off bookstore shelves. By the time CATTER LIVES! began to appear emblazoned on the walls of the New York City subway, AUGURIES had transcended censorship, critical indifference, and its own gnomic title to become a mythic literary phenomenon.
Book Synopsis "Not Meant to Be" by : Rennie Ferrante
Download or read book "Not Meant to Be" written by Rennie Ferrante and published by Author House. This book was released on 2006-01-13 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s a story of an average man. Everything he tried he seemed to fail. A ball player, a trumpet player, a singer, an actor, it just never happened. Luck? Never! And you need luck, or it’s “not meant to be”.
Book Synopsis Those Texas Nights by : Delores Fossen
Download or read book Those Texas Nights written by Delores Fossen and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Granger siblings thought they'd left their ranching days behind, until fate sends them home to Wrangler's Creek, Texas—and into the passionate arms of those they'd least expect… It's some run of bad luck when Sophie Granger loses her business and gets left at the altar all in one day. Desperate to not appear jilted, Sophie begs Clay McKinnon, Wrangler's Creek's smoking-hot police chief, to pretend they're having an affair. But Clay refuses, leaving Sophie to retreat to the family ranch to lick her wounds. Hoping to leave his disreputable past behind, Clay moved to Wrangler's Creek for a fresh start. But that looks unlikely when Sophie's ex-fiancé shows up married to Clay's impulsive kid sister. Overcome, Sophie resuggests the affair—but this time for real. Clay is hesitant. City-girl Sophie isn't usually his type. But he can't deny the desire she elicits—or his yearning to have her plant her cowboy roots for good.
Download or read book The Last Season written by Roy MacGregor and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2012-11-24 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that his hockey career is ending, what will become of his life? Felix Batterinski grew up tough in Northern Ontario where hockey was the only way out of a life of grinding poverty. He got out and enjoyed fame as a hockey "enforcer" for the Philadelphia Flyers. But fame is fleeting. Now in his thirties and at the end of his playing career, Felix tries to make a go of it as a player-coach for a Finnish club. As the lone Canadian on the team, he is an outsider with a reputation that takes on a life of its own. When a controversial play brings his comeback bid to a screeching halt, Felix is faced with his own obsolescence and begins a tragic descent into disillusion and despair.
Download or read book The Eatons written by Rod McQueen and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A history of the family that controlled a department store chain that dominated in Canada for over a century. Begins with the founder Timothy in 1869, and traces the generations down to the shocking 1997 admission that the firm was insolvent, and the surviving heirs. Annotation copyrighted by Book News, Inc., Portland, OR
Download or read book The Santa Fe Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1932 with total page 1076 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Extraordinary* written by Adam Selzer and published by Delacorte Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourteen-year-old Jennifer sets the record straight after a best-selling book, ostensibly written about her, declares that her life was improved by her fairy godparent, who is actually a creepy, unkempt drunk with greasy hair.
Book Synopsis I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus by : S.G. Browne
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just in time for the holidays—a hilarious Christmas novella and sequel to the author’s highly acclaimed Breathers, “a zombie comedy with brains” (Kirkus Reviews). “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .
Book Synopsis Charlie the Great White Horse by : Kenneth Mullinix
Download or read book Charlie the Great White Horse written by Kenneth Mullinix and published by Charlie the Horse. This book was released on 2012-03-17 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the first book in the series of "Charlie the Great White Horse" "Charlie the Great White Horse and the Story of the Magic Jingle Bells," is a children's/ adult Christmas novella that evokes: the adventure, fantasy and magical happy-endings, of a simpler time in America. This story is set in the early 1900's, in the mythical town of Centerville, Indiana. Louis Parks is a: ten year old red haired, freckle faced boy, who is a little small for his age, and found to be in constant trouble with his mom, because he never finishes his daily-chores; due to his endless daydreaming. Louis envisions himself the hero in his fantasies; but his real life is quite different. Louis has found a special friendship with Charlie-a very friendly, but somewhat strange barnyard-horse; of Louis' neighbor, Mr. Beamer. Charlie has his own secrets though. Although he appears to be: an old working cart-horse, soon to be replaced by the new "horseless-buggy" technology, he is in fact; the last of a very special breed of horse. He is an "Arion," from the "ancient times," who can achieve immortality by performing magical acts of daring and courage-when called upon. As the story unfolds in the months before Christmas, Charlie, Louis and Chug Martin are thrown into circumstances wrought: with danger, daring, and intrigue. They must: foil the plot of a trio of horse-thieves from Saint Louis, who arrive in Centerville-during the annual county fair-to steal Jupiter, the great racehorse, who has come to run in Centerville's famous "Gazette Stakes." Charlie, Louis and Chug perform: heroic deeds, ultimately acts of great courage, bravery and determination; in ridding the town of the three Missouri Rats- Black Jack Tilly, Cool Joe Biggs and Rags Martin. This wonderful Christmas fable is about: tried-and-true-values and good-morals that all children; should take to heart. This is a: coming-of-age story that should be relevant for children of all ages. The pre-quell to this book is: The Journey to Northumberland and the Rise of the Undertoads.
Book Synopsis HAUNTED HOLIDAYS by : Thirteen O'Clock Press
Download or read book HAUNTED HOLIDAYS written by Thirteen O'Clock Press and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-09-05 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trick-or-Treating and Stockings by the fire...everyone's favorite holidays are around the corner. Thirteen O'Clock authors present their own unique takes on these holiday celebrations. The first half of the anthology is dedicated to All Hallow's Eve and all the candy collecting and ghostly shenanigans one would expect on such an evening. The second half is full of carols and carnage. This isn't your typical Merry Christmas. Santa's been really naughty... Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas from Thirteen O'Clock. Join our celebrations-if you dare.