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Santa Steps Out

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Deadite Press
ISBN 13 : 9781621050131
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (51 download)

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Book Synopsis Santa Steps Out by : Robert Devereaux

Download or read book Santa Steps Out written by Robert Devereaux and published by Deadite Press. This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex, Death, and Santa Claus ... His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten? ... She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north? ... He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another? ... Deadite Press is proud to bring back the ultimate erotic Christmas story from Robert Devereaux

Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Deadite Press
ISBN 13 : 9781621050148
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (51 download)

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Book Synopsis Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes by : Robert Devereaux

Download or read book Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes written by Robert Devereaux and published by Deadite Press. This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I wish I could hope to ever attain one-thousandth the perversity of Robert Devereaux's toenail clippings." -Poppy Z. Brite Santa Claus is back. And flying beside him is Wendy, his freshly minted stepdaughter, who can peer into the future of selected children and offer them glimpses of the wonders ahead. But with that power come horrific visions of the turmoil and trouble the less fortunate among them are fated to suffer. Can Wendy and her stepfather prevent the suicide of Jamie Stratton in his teen years, as he grows up gay in a homophobic household and community? God the Father grants them three Thanksgiving visits to Jamie's tormentors, in hopes of bringing about a change of heart in them and eliminating their ingrained prejudices. Beyond the challenge of rescuing one precious child lies the far more daunting task of expunging entirely this brand of bigotry from the human race, as Santa and Wendy strive to remake the world in compassion and generosity. Along the way, they enlist the aid of the Easter Bunny, a highly persuasive fellow indeed. But the Tooth Fairy and her loathsome imps are hell-bent on doing all they can to stop Santa and Wendy-nay, to heighten mortal fear and hatred of anyone whose orientation strays even the slightest from the norm.

Santa Steps Out

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Leisure Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 380 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Santa Steps Out written by Robert Devereaux and published by Leisure Books. This book was released on 2000 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa Claus has always portrayed one jolly image to the world. But what long forgotten, unholy urges are awakening in Santa's mind? Who was he before, and what will he become now? What is driving him into the evil clutches of a certain fairy? Will Christmas survive?

Are You Grumpy, Santa?

Author : Gregg Spiridellis
Publisher : Hyperion Books for Children
ISBN 13 : 9781423114994
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (149 download)

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Book Synopsis Are You Grumpy, Santa? by : Gregg Spiridellis

Download or read book Are You Grumpy, Santa? written by Gregg Spiridellis and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2008-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.

Santa Claus Saves the World

Author : Robert Devereaux
Publisher : Deadite Press
ISBN 13 : 9781621051305
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (513 download)

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Download or read book Santa Claus Saves the World written by Robert Devereaux and published by Deadite Press. This book was released on 2013-12-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's that time of year again - when Santa Claus has to save the world! After conquering the homophobes, Santa Claus believes that humans can finally be nice instead of naughty. But dark forces from across history and mythology have other plans. One couple and their disintegrating marriage may just cause a chain reaction that will plunge the world into darkness and terror. So Santa and his pals begin an adventure from the North Pole to the Heaven and Hades to save the soul of humanity. Robert Devereaux returns once again to the Santa Mythos that made him an underground horror fan favorite. The sequel to "Santa Steps Out" and "Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes" combines pagan gods with holiday cheer and a large dose of sex and violence. "Santa Claus Saves the World" is a present for sickos of all-ages!

Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor

Author : Yin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101650303
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor written by Yin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-29 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Willy wants to cheer his best friend, Carlos, up. And what better way to do so than a Christmas visit from Santa Claus himself? But when Santa answers Willy's e-mail pleading with him to visit the 19th floor of their inner-city apartment building, he doesn't quite know what is in store for him. Yin and Chris Soentpiet, the author-illustrator pair who created the ALA notable Coolies, bring us a heartwarming and modern Christmas story with the lush illustrations that Soentpiet fans have come to love.

Santa Stops at Disneyland (Disney Classic)

Author : Ethan Reed
Publisher : Golden/Disney
ISBN 13 : 0736443363
Total Pages : 15 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (364 download)

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Book Synopsis Santa Stops at Disneyland (Disney Classic) by : Ethan Reed

Download or read book Santa Stops at Disneyland (Disney Classic) written by Ethan Reed and published by Golden/Disney. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This brand-new Little Golden Book features Santa Claus at Disneyland! Kids ages 2 to 5, Disney Park fans, and Little Golden Book collectors of all ages will love this fun and festive storybook! Every Christmas Eve, Santa flies around the world, delivering presents to good children. But before that, he stops at Disneyland to spread a little holiday cheer at the happiest place on Earth! Featuring beloved locations from all around Disneyland, this book makes the perfect stocking stuffer! Look for other Disney Parks Little Golden Books! The Haunted Mansion It’s a Small World Jungle Cruise Space Mountain Little Golden Books enjoy nearly 100% consumer recognition. They feature beloved classics, hot licenses, and new original stories . . . the classics of tomorrow.

When Santa Was a Baby

Author : Linda Bailey
Publisher : Tundra Books
ISBN 13 : 1770495584
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book When Santa Was a Baby written by Linda Bailey and published by Tundra Books. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sweet, tongue-in-cheek look at Santa's formative years as a jolly, one-of-a-kind kid, sure to become a new Christmas classic. Santa's parents think their little one is absolutely wonderful, even though he has a booming voice instead of a baby's gurgle, loves to stand in front of the refrigerator, gives his birthday presents away, trains his hamsters to pull a matchbox sleigh ... and has an unusual interest in chimneys. The adorably funny portrait of an oddball kid who fulfills his destiny - and two very proud parents.

When Santa Fell to Earth

Author : Cornelia Funke
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 054541511X
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (454 download)

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Download or read book When Santa Fell to Earth written by Cornelia Funke and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews

Santa Claws

Author : Mary Conover Mellon Professor in the History of Architecture Nicholas Adams
Publisher : HarperPrism
ISBN 13 : 9780061061080
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (61 download)

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Book Synopsis Santa Claws by : Mary Conover Mellon Professor in the History of Architecture Nicholas Adams

Download or read book Santa Claws written by Mary Conover Mellon Professor in the History of Architecture Nicholas Adams and published by HarperPrism. This book was released on 1991-10-24 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cory is puzzled about how he had Chrissie's gold bracelet. There were no human footprints around Chrissie's body only animal prints.

Secret Agent Santa

Author : Carol Ericson
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1460388313
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book Secret Agent Santa written by Carol Ericson and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2015-11-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas was supposed to be about joy and hope…not about thwarting terrorist plots Most covert agents weren't blessed with long careers. Mike Becker wasn't like most agents. On the cusp of early retirement, he's given one final assignment: babysit a single mother with a reputation for coming up with conspiracy theories. Except the bullets flying Claire Chadwick's way can't be dismissed. Now Mike will do anything to protect her and her son, and uncover the truth. A truth that places them at the center of a terrorist attack on Christmas Day. Mike's career may be coming to a blazing finish, but in this woman he finally has a shot at the redemption that's eluded him for so long.

When Santa Learned the Gospel

Author : Simon Camilleri
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995417601
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (176 download)

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Download or read book When Santa Learned the Gospel written by Simon Camilleri and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-22 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An original Christmas fable about when Santa first learns about Jesus' message of grace.Unexpectedly, Santa finds himself on a his own spiritual and philosophical journey full of humour, self-reflection, wonder and redemption.Complemented by the beautiful and engaging illustrations of Matt Boutros, this book hopes to inspire many a conversation about faith, philosophy and the messages of Christmas, between adults and children alike.

Santa's Husband

Author : Daniel Kibblesmith
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062748750
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (627 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Husband written by Daniel Kibblesmith and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering a fresh twist on Kris Kringle, a clever yet heartfelt book that tells the story of a black Santa, his white husband, and their life in the North Pole. Everyone knows that Santa Claus is jolly, but in Santa’s Husband, this cherished symbol of the holiday season is also black and gay, and married to an equally cheery man. In this witty and sweet illustrated Christmas tale, humor writer Daniel Kibblesmith introduces us to Mr. and Mr. Claus, and gives us a glimpse of their lives together. We see the Clauses sitting by the fire at their cozy North Pole home, vacationing at the beach, having an occasional disagreement, celebrating their wedding day, and comforting each other when some loudmouth people on television angrily dispute Santa’s appearance and lifestyle. In the weeks before Christmas, Santa’s husband helps with all the pre-Christmas work, from double-checking lists, to feeding the reindeer (organic gluten-free grains, of course), to negotiating labor disputes with the restive workshop elves. At the height of toy-making season, he even fills in for his busy hubby at the mall to ensure every child can meet the Big Guy in the red suit, and give him their wish list. As this charming book reminds us, Santa Claus can come in all shapes and colors and sizes—just like the children and families he visits all over the world each Christmas eve. Featuring beautiful watercolor pictures drawn by artist AP Quach, Santa’s Husband is a delightful gift for readers of all ages.

Santa's Son

Author : David S. Scott
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541256101
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (561 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Son written by David S. Scott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you think of when you picture elves? Could they be real? What about other fantasy beings? What about... Santa Claus? Shawn is accustomed to living life the way he wants to. He has no responsibilities, no one to answer to. He comes and goes as he pleases, traveling the world, looking for fulfillment. But all that is about to change... Santa's sick and getting old. This year, he'll be replaced by his son. Will you be on the naughty list?

How Santa Got His Job

Author : Stephen Krensky
Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780613901963
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book How Santa Got His Job written by Stephen Krensky and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2002-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Santa was young and needed a job, no one was looking for a man in a red suit to deliver gifts on Christmas. It wasn't until he met a group of elves who helped him use all his special talents, that Santa was able to find his dream job

The Writer's Guide to Weapons

Author : Benjamin Sobieck
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1599638150
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (996 download)

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Download or read book The Writer's Guide to Weapons written by Benjamin Sobieck and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2015-07-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to writing weapons, most authors shoot from the hip--and miss. The Writer's Guide to Weapons will help you hit your target every time. Firearms and knives have starring roles in a wide range of genres--crime, thriller, war, mystery, Western, and more. Unfortunately, many depictions of weapons in novels and film are pure fiction. Knowing the difference between a shotshell and a slug, a pistol and a revolver, or a switchblade and a butterfly knife is essential for imbuing your story with authenticity--and gaining popularity with discerning readers. Inside you'll find: • An in-depth look at the basics of firearms and knives: how they work, why they work, what they look like, and how to depict them accurately in your stories. • The biggest weapons myths in fiction, TV, and film. • A surefire guide for choosing the correct weapon for your characters, no matter their skill level, strength, or background. • A review of major gun and knife laws, weapons safety tips,and common police tactics. • "The Hit List," showcasing the most popular weapons for spies, detectives, gunslingers, gangsters, military characters, and more. • Examples highlighting inaccurate vs. accurate weapons depictions. • An insightful foreword by David Morrell, the award-winning creator of Rambo. Equal parts accessible, humorous, and practical, The Writer's Guide to Weapons is the one resource you need to incorporate firearms and knives into your fiction like a seasoned professional.

The Santa Claus Girl

Author : Patricia P. Goodin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578995472
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book The Santa Claus Girl written by Patricia P. Goodin and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus"Virginia grew up.Yes, THAT Virginia-who became a teacher-encouraging students through the Great Depression, World War II, and the Polio epidemic. "The Santa Claus Girl," a novel drawn from true events, imagines Virginia's far-reaching influence and her exceptional gift of inspiration. Set in New York City, December 1952, the story uncovers how a remarkable woman sparks a band of humble do-gooders to overcome the odds stacked against them-and reach for an extraordinary goal. Uplifting, inspirational story in a historical fiction book about the "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus" girl who eventually became the principal of a New York hospital school during the Polio Epidemic in the early 50s.