"S" Is for Stupid

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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449406734
Total Pages : 418 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Book Synopsis "S" Is for Stupid by : Leland Gregory

Download or read book "S" Is for Stupid written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History! * A doctor’s actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active. * “Shooting Reported at Firing Range” —The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006 * Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. —The Sentinel-Tribune, Bowling Green, Ohio, September 5, 2001 From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. This best-of collection features fifty percent new material and fifty percent fan favorites, arranged alphabetically by topic. And because the stories Gregory chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information, including its verified news source.

A Book of Stupid Stuff

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Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781717989307
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (893 download)

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Book Synopsis A Book of Stupid Stuff by : Frank S. Farello

Download or read book A Book of Stupid Stuff written by Frank S. Farello and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-08-04 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What exactly is this book? It's a mash up of the art of malapropism and the mixing up of synonyms, antonyms, homonyms, intentional misspellings and a general screwing up of the English language to produce (hopefully) comic results. It's a mixed bag of stories, letters, poems and other silly stuff that comes from a jar somewhere in the back of my mind labeled "Dumb Things That I Think Of." The style is a conglomeration of nonsensical prose and verse that a variety of individuals and publications have undertaken in their own unique way and in doing so gave credence to my own natural style of humor which led me to realize that I wasn't slowly going insane. Here's a brief listing of some: John Lennon, Leo Gorcey, Mad Magazine, Lewis Carroll, James Joyce and even some Monty Python thrown in for good measure. So, while we've all experienced things in life that vary between the ridiculous to the sublime, without a doubt this book definitely belongs in the ridiculous category. Hope you enjoy it!

Stupid American History

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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740793543
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Book Synopsis Stupid American History by : Leland Gregory

Download or read book Stupid American History written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-04-21 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times Bestseller: Welcome to the land of the free, the home of the brave—and, apparently, the dumb, bizarre, and gullible . . . Did you know that . . . *John Tyler was on his knees playing marbles when he was informed that Benjamin Harrison had died and he was now president of the United States *For reasons still unknown, Texas congressman Thomas Lindsay Blanton, a Presbyterian Sunday school teacher and prohibitionist, inserted dirty words into the Congressional Record in 1921—for which his colleagues officially censured him by a vote of 293-0 *Two US presidents were indentured servants—and one of them ran away and wound up with a $10 reward posted for his capture From Columbus to George W. Bush, the bestselling coauthor of America’s Dumbest Criminals leads us through the many mythconceptions of our nation’s history in this lively book, exposing lots of entertaining moments of idiocy and inanity along the time line.

Stupid Texas

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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449400388
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Book Synopsis Stupid Texas by : Leland Gregory

Download or read book Stupid Texas written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times best-selling author Leland Gregory is definitely messing with Texas in his book Stupid Texas. This time, Leland--who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity's stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, cruelty, and history--collects evidence to prove the widespread belief that deep in the heart of Texans lies an extraordinary capacity for absurdity. Culled from print, online, and broadcast media, Stupid Texas is an uproarious collection of true stories, trivia, and factoids about the Lone Star State, such as: * "In 1875, James Stephen Hogg, the first native-born Texan to become the state's governor, named his daughter--Ima." * In 1984, a Texas District Court judge sentenced a 31-year-old Houston man to 35 years in prison--for stealing a 12-ounce, $2 can of Spam." Ridiculous, outrageous, bizarre, and comical, Stupid Texas is ideal for both kinds of people--those who love Texas and those who hate it.

Stupid on the Road

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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449400175
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Book Synopsis Stupid on the Road by : Leland Gregory

Download or read book Stupid on the Road written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-20 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling chronicler of human stupidity shares tales of unruly passengers, dumb drivers, and the people who put the “loco” in locomotive . . . New York Times-bestselling author Leland Gregory presents a riotous collection of the unbelievably bizarre events and behavior that result when people strap themselves in for a ride. Gregory, who has so entertainingly highlighted humanity’s stupidity in the areas of crime, business, love, politics, and more—now turns his attention to idiots on the road, on the rails, and in the air. From mind-boggling insurance claims (“A pedestrian hit me and went under my car”), to the cops who went after an erratic driver and found an iguana at the wheel, to the overweight woman who thought the airline purposely put a tag calling her “FAT” on her luggage (it was the airport code for Fresno), these true stories ranging from the horrifying to the hilarious will have you shaking your head at the misadventures that have occurred as people attempt to get from point A to point B.

Going Somewhere

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101634928
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis Going Somewhere by : Brian Benson

Download or read book Going Somewhere written by Brian Benson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brian has a million vague life plans but zero sense of direction. So when he meets Rachel, a self-possessed woman who daydreams of bicycling across the States, he decides to follow her wherever she'll take him. Brian and Rachel soon embark on a ride from northern Wisconsin to Somewhere West, infatuated with the promise of adventure and each other. But as the pair progress from the Northwoods into the bleak western plains, they begin to discover the messy realities of life on the road. Mile by mile, they contend with merciless winds and brutal heat, broken bikes and bodies, each other and themselves—and the looming question of what comes next. Told in a voice "as hilarious as it is wise" (Cheryl Strayed), Going Somewhere is a candid tale of the struggle to move forward.

I'm with Stupid

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Publisher : 5 Spot
ISBN 13 : 0446537764
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Book Synopsis I'm with Stupid by : Elaine Szewczyk

Download or read book I'm with Stupid written by Elaine Szewczyk and published by 5 Spot. This book was released on 2008-07-24 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious tale of girl meets boy, girl falls in lust, girl discovers boy is not playing with a full deck... When Kas meets William while on safari in South Africa he seems perfect-a gorgeous park ranger, both kind and brave (he saved the tour from certain death by water buffalo). Her two best friends, Max, an endlessly scheming personal trainer, and Libby, a jobless bombshell, would like to get their hands on William...but he's only interested in Kas, an editorial assistant at a struggling New York literary agency who thinks William is out of her league. The two have a fling, and Kas returns home to New York wondering if she'll hear from William again. So when he finally sends an email, she's delighted. Until she opens it. The email is not quite the love missive Kas expected. Did she misjudge William? A miscommunication ensues, triggering a rapid-fire series of comic developments that, within days, bring William to New York, now under the impression that Kas has offered him a place to live. As he unveils his big plan to take Manhattan by storm and make his fortune, Kas finally recognizes how limited William's intellectual capabilities are: He makes Kevin Federline look like Albert Einstein. Readers are along for the outrageous ride as Kas copes with her new roommate's eccentricities, including a preoccupation with the Psychic Friends Network and a passion for collecting Big Apple-themed souvenirs, and the realization that her dream man is a comic nightmare. "Elaine Szewczyk is smart and funny, and knows that New York bars and African safaris have something important in common: When it comes to dating, it's a jungle out there. If you savor Sophie Kinsella or Lauren Weisberger, you'll want to add her to your reading list." -- Chris Bohjalian, author of Midwives, The Double Blind, and Skeletons at the Feast "Spirited, irreverent, bilious, and above all funny, Elaine Szewczyk's bitter cocktail provides a much-needed antidote for the chick-lit genre..." -- Adam Langer, author of Ellington Boulevard, Crossing California, and The Washington Story

The Stupids Die

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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780395383643
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (836 download)

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Book Synopsis The Stupids Die by : Harry Allard

Download or read book The Stupids Die written by Harry Allard and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1981 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Stupid family thinks they are dead when the lights go out. "Excellent pacing, concise, witty prose, and artwork perfectly suited to the text." -- School Library Journal, starred review

The Stupidity Paradox

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Publisher : Profile Books
ISBN 13 : 1782832025
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (828 download)

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Book Synopsis The Stupidity Paradox by : Mats Alvesson

Download or read book The Stupidity Paradox written by Mats Alvesson and published by Profile Books. This book was released on 2016-06-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Functional stupidity can be catastrophic. It can cause organisational collapse, financial meltdown and technical disaster. And there are countless, more everyday examples of organisations accepting the dubious, the absurd and the downright idiotic, from unsustainable management fads to the cult of leadership or an over-reliance on brand and image. And yet a dose of stupidity can be useful and produce good, short-term results: it can nurture harmony, encourage people to get on with the job and drive success. This is the stupidity paradox. The Stupidity Paradox tackles head-on the pros and cons of functional stupidity. You'll discover what makes a workplace mindless, why being stupid might be a good thing in the short term but a disaster in the longer term, and how to make your workplace a little less stupid by challenging thoughtless conformity. It shows how harmony and action in the workplace can be balanced with a culture of questioning and challenge. The book is a wake-up call for smart organisations and smarter people. It encourages us to use our intelligence fully for the sake of personal satisfaction, organisational success and the flourishing of society as a whole.

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

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Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780761135937
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (359 download)

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Book Synopsis Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! by : Todd Harris Goldman

Download or read book Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! written by Todd Harris Goldman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."

Being Stupid is Pure Genius

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Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1456734628
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (567 download)

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Book Synopsis Being Stupid is Pure Genius by : Joseph P. Auditore

Download or read book Being Stupid is Pure Genius written by Joseph P. Auditore and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-01-26 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here’s the scoop, this book is derived from a random perspective of thought. Give yourself the opportunity to be drawn, pulled in, intrigued, fascinated, and allured. You may find this to be delightful, light, entertaining, leaving you with a lasting impact. This book is a buried treasure and allows me to share with you ways on how to step into the supernatural world by tapping into your genius. Learn how to access great knowledge of wisdom, from simple definitions of a few words hence the title of the book.. Check it out, read it, reply to the author buy it keep the economy stimulated and alive, just buy it, the book, thank you, awesome, great, many thanks.

Stupid Fast

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Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402256302
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Book Synopsis Stupid Fast by : Geoff Herbach

Download or read book Stupid Fast written by Geoff Herbach and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just before his sixteenth birthday, Felton Reinstein has a sudden growth spurt that turns him from a small, jumpy, picked-on boy with the nickname of "Squirrel Nut" to a powerful athlete, leading to new friends, his first love, and the courage to confront his family's past and current problems.

It's the Economy, Stupid

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Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 164214391X
Total Pages : 93 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (421 download)

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Book Synopsis It's the Economy, Stupid by : Christos A Djonis

Download or read book It's the Economy, Stupid written by Christos A Djonis and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2018-05-17 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since the end of World War II, most people around the world regarded the United States as the land of opportunity. The baby boomers and Generation X knew it best as "the land of milk and honey." It was a place where people could easily raise a family and with hard work could achieve anything they set their mind to. The American Dream, a dream of a land where life is better, richer and fuller for everyone, was alive. Much has changed, though, in the past four decades. Most Americans today do not realize that since the early 1990s, when the world markets began to merge and globalization took place, America went through a significant transformation. Today, the America of yesterday, a place where children grew up to ultimately earn more than their parents, is no longer reality but, in most cases, just wishful thinking. In today's globalized world, working in America no longer feels any different than earning a living in Europe or Japan. Indeed, income levels and employment opportunities now appear to be similar. Are they, though? Do Americans still have the edge or has the American Dream finally slipped away? Is it possible to conceive that American workers could be disadvantaged when compared to those living and working in other countries? While most people live their everyday lives never knowing, one thing is clear. Recently, political catchphrases such as "Make America Great Again," deeply resonated with frustrated Americans on both sides of the political divide, more so than election pollsters and the media anticipated during the 2016 presidential election. Undoubtedly, anxiety about the future is in the air, but what causes it? Can the past be restored? One thing is certain. Americans cannot afford to remain complacent with the status quo. Visit the author's webpage HERE.

You Mean I'm Not Lazy, Stupid or Crazy?!

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743288947
Total Pages : 500 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)

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Book Synopsis You Mean I'm Not Lazy, Stupid or Crazy?! by : Kate Kelly

Download or read book You Mean I'm Not Lazy, Stupid or Crazy?! written by Kate Kelly and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-04-25 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revised and updated edition of the classic self-help book that has served as a lifeline to the millions of adults who have ADHD! With over a quarter million copies in print, You Mean I'm Not Lazy, Stupid or Crazy?! is one of the bestselling books on attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder ever written. There is a great deal of literature about children with ADHD, but what do you do if you have ADHD and aren't a child anymore? This indispensable reference—the first of its kind written for adults with ADHD by adults with ADHD—focuses on the experiences of adults, offering updated information, practical how-tos, and moral support to help readers deal with ADHD. It also explains the diagnostic process that distinguishes ADHD symptoms from normal lapses in memory, lack of concentration or impulsive behavior, offering guidance on how your reframe our view of ADHD and embrace its benefits. Here's what's new: The new ADHD medications and their effectiveness The effects of ADHD on human sexuality The differences between male and female ADHD—including falling estrogen levels and its impact on cognitive function The power of meditation ADHD coaching tricks and tips And the book still includes the tried-and-true advice about: Achieving balance by analyzing one's strengths and weaknesses Getting along in groups, at work and in intimate and family relationships—including how to decrease discord and chaos Learning the mechanics and methods for getting organized and improving memory Seeking professional help, including therapy and medication

Stupid Christmas

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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449405630
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Book Synopsis Stupid Christmas by : Leland Gregory

Download or read book Stupid Christmas written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.

It's the Political Economy, Stupid

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Publisher : Pluto Press
ISBN 13 : 9780745333694
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (336 download)

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Book Synopsis It's the Political Economy, Stupid by : Gregory Sholette

Download or read book It's the Political Economy, Stupid written by Gregory Sholette and published by Pluto Press. This book was released on 2013-02-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the Political Economy, Stupid brings together internationally acclaimed artists and thinkers, including Slavoj Žižek, David Graeber, Judith Butler and Brian Holmes, to focus on the current economic crisis in a sustained and critical manner. Following a unique format, images and text are integrated in a visually stunning bespoke production by activist designer Noel Douglas. What emerges is a powerful critique of the current capitalist crisis through an analytical and theoretical response and an aesthetic-cultural rejoinder. By combining artistic responses with the analysis of leading radical theorists, the book expands the boundaries of critique beyond the usual discourse. It's the Political Economy, Stupid argues that it is time to push back against the dictates of the capitalist logic and, by use of both theoretical and artistic means, launch a rescue of the very notion of the social.

The Power of Stupidity

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Publisher : Monti & Ambrosini SRL
ISBN 13 : 8889479183
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (894 download)

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Book Synopsis The Power of Stupidity by : Giancarlo Livraghi

Download or read book The Power of Stupidity written by Giancarlo Livraghi and published by Monti & Ambrosini SRL. This book was released on 2009 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: