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Rocking Horse Sh*t

Author : Padraic O Maille
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1326176013
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (261 download)

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Download or read book Rocking Horse Sh*t written by Padraic O Maille and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-02-05 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I need you to call me, ' was all the cardiologist said on the voice message. Later, he would learn he had a tumor on his right atrium that one consultant elegantly described to him was as 'rare as rocking horse sh*t.' Popular speaker and writer Padraic O Maille, presents the story of how he coped with losing his health and his income overnight.In addition he sets out a series of strategies and learning's that you can use to confront and solve any challenge that life hurls at you concerning health, finance and relationships. The book has helped hundreds of people to: Face up to and confront their problems with a proven process. Develop a mindset of positivity and optimism irrespective of circumstances. Reinvent the way they approached their business, career and finances. Whatever your problem or worry is right now, this proven process will help you confront it and solve it and benefit from it.

Still Shot

Author : Jerry Kennealy
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312370916
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Still Shot written by Jerry Kennealy and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Entertainment critic and film noir author Carroll Quint gets a panicky call from his mother, former movie starlet Karen Kass. Vicky Vandamn, a roommate of Karen’s some thirty years ago when they worked at Talbot Studios, disappeared from Hollywood under mysterious circumstances. Now she’s been found dead on her houseboat in nearby Sausalito, a reported suicide victim. Quint’s mother is certain that Vicky, who was involved with a rough Hollywood crowd, was murdered. “Act like one of those private eyes in your book, dear. And find out who killed her.” Quint tries to do just that, and soon finds himself tangled up with lazy cops, a paranoid PI, a billionaire former movie-studio head, and a peeping tom—who kept a very close eye on Vandamn. When all appears to be lost, Quint’s mother comes up with a revealing old still photo and a clue involving Fred Astaire’s hands that sets Quint on a collision course with the murderer. This second in the series delivers another dynamic story and an entertaining coterie of characters.

Fossils

Author : Robert A Webster
Publisher : Robert A Webster
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 295 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fossils written by Robert A Webster and published by Robert A Webster. This book was released on 2015-05-02 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious British Comedy You are never too old for love and adventure. Charles knows his life without his beloved Mary will be unbearable as he gazes out of the window.at the translucent silver snowflakes falling gently upon the snow-covered lawn. Gritting his teeth, he feels angry when he thinks about how his middle-aged children dumped him in this smelly old folk’s home so soon after their mother’s death. A loud rap on the door then disturbs his thoughts. Never in Charles’ wildest imagination could he have known that months later, he, along with three geriatric rockers, would be on a rollercoaster adventure as they flee to several countries in Southeast Asia to elude adoring fans and escape harassment from the news media along with a major record company. Please enjoy Fossils today and find out what happens from Cleethorpes to Cambodia with shenanigans in between. Viagra, snuff, and rock ‘n’ roll.

Love From London

Author : Emily Franklin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101210575
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Love From London written by Emily Franklin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-03-07 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After leaving boarding school to study at the London Academy of Drama and Music, Love Bukowski is learning a lot, especially about love. Too bad the guy she's falling for is off-limits. But she's got plenty to take her mind (if not her lips) off said British Boy. And it's not like there isn't enough going on back in the States. For starters, Love's dad has a new girlfriend, her Aunt Mable is fighting breast cancer, the guy she left behind hooked up with the biggest you-know-what on campus, and her vocal lessons keep getting harder. Maybe life is trying to tell her something-or maybe she's just distracted by all that London (and love) have to offer.

Jenniferology

Author : LL Eadie
Publisher : Dolly Dimple Ink
ISBN 13 : 1734737158
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (347 download)

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Download or read book Jenniferology written by LL Eadie and published by Dolly Dimple Ink. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen-year-old Jennifer Brice Hamilton has been subjected to her mother’s new way of life ever since her parents’ divorce two years earlier - a move to a lower tax bracket in Chicago, an undesirable school, and her mother’s newest boyfriend: Phil. Jennifer rebels. Her mother’s answer to the “handful-slash-Jennifer” is to pack her up and send her to her grandma’s, whom Jennifer has not seen in almost three years. Her mother’s lusty plan is for Jennifer to reside there 'til Christmas. Jennifer captures her life in Flamingo Junction, Florida, with her grandmother in an ongoing diary of sorts - a sketchbook that she has titled Jenniferology - The Study of Jennifer. Jennifer’s grandmother, Mama Rudeen, lives in a retirement community called Camelot in North Florida. Mama Rudeen is not what Jennifer expected, nor are her grandmother’s friends - the gals: Miss Maggie Pearl, Miss Addie, and Miss Gaynell...and the guy - Sir Stuckie. Jennifer envisioned octogenarians sitting around waiting to take their last breath. She discovers that retirees have a zest for life. And, more importantly, they define to Jennifer what unconditional love truly means. Maybe it takes a retirement village to raise a child.

Things Can Only Get Better

Author : David M. Barnett
Publisher : Orion
ISBN 13 : 1409185176
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Things Can Only Get Better written by David M. Barnett and published by Orion. This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *FROM THE INTERNATIONALLY BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF CALLING MAJOR TOM* ''I loved it. Nostalgic without being saccharine, hopeful, real characters with edge. A brilliant book.'' - Hayley Webster ''I adored it! Truly uplifting. Exactly what people want and need to read right now.'' - Daisy Buchanan For elderly churchwarden Arthur Calderbank, there''s no place like home. His home just so happens to be a graveyard. He keeps himself to himself, gets on with his job, and visits his wife everyday for a chat. When one day he finds someone else has been to see his wife - and has left flowers on her grave - he is determined to solve the mystery of who and why. He receives unlikely help from a group of teenage girls as he searches for answers, and soon learns that there is more to life than being surrounded by death. Set during the 90s, when we were all just common people believing things could only get better, this is an uplifting story about the power of a little kindness, friendship and community. For readers who enjoy Sue Townsend, Ruth Hogan and Joanna Cannon.

Diana in Search of Herself

Author : Sally Bedell Smith
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0307822036
Total Pages : 663 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Diana in Search of Herself written by Sally Bedell Smith and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-08-15 with total page 663 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first authoritative biography of one of the most fabled women of the twentieth century—Princess Diana—that paints an insightful and haunting portrait, a “chilling vision of loneliness, need, and untreated mental illness” (USA Today). “[Sally Bedell] Smith has done a remarkable job extracting what’s genuinely pertinent and interesting about Diana. . . . If you’re going to read one Diana book, this should be it.”—Newsweek For all that has been written about Diana—the books, the commemorative magazines, the thousands of newspaper articles—we have lacked a sophisticated understanding of the woman, her motivations, and her extreme needs. Most books have been exercises in hagiography or character assassination, sometimes both in the same volume. With Diana in Search of Herself, acclaimed biographer Sally Bedell Smith has written the first truly balanced and nuanced portrait of the Princess of Wales, in all her emotional complexity. Drawing on scores of exclusive interviews with Diana’s friends and associates, Smith explores the events and relationships that shaped the Princess, the flashpoints that sent her careening through life, her deep feelings of unworthiness, her view of men, and her perpetual journey toward a better sense of self. By making connections not previously explored, Diana in Search of Herself allows readers to see Diana as she really was, from her birth to her tragic death. Original in its reporting and surprising in its conclusions about the severity of Diana’s mental health problems, Diana in Search of Herself is the smartest and most substantive biography ever written about this mesmerizing woman. NOTE: This edition does not include photographs.

The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English: J-Z

Author : Eric Partridge
Publisher : Taylor & Francis
ISBN 13 : 9780415259385
Total Pages : 1150 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (593 download)

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Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English: J-Z written by Eric Partridge and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2006 with total page 1150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Entry includes attestations of the head word's or phrase's usage, usually in the form of a quotation. Annotation ©2006 Book News, Inc., Portland, OR (booknews.com).

The One that Got Away

Author : Chris Ryan
Publisher : Potomac Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1612340067
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (123 download)

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Download or read book The One that Got Away written by Chris Ryan and published by Potomac Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-05-14 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The British Army's SAS--the Special Air Service--is recognized as one of the world's premier special operations units. During the Gulf War, deep behind Iraqi lines, an SAS team was compromised. A fierce firefight ensued, and the eight men were forced to run for their lives. Only one, Chris Ryan, escaped capture--by walking nearly 180 miles through the desert for a week. The One That Got Away is his breathtaking story of extraordinary courage under fire, of narrow escapes, of highly trained soldiers struggling against the most adverse of conditions, and, above all, of one man's courageous refusal to lie down and die.

Inspector McLean Ebook Bundle: Books 1-6

Author : James Oswald
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 1405932139
Total Pages : 2581 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book Inspector McLean Ebook Bundle: Books 1-6 written by James Oswald and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2017-06-01 with total page 2581 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first six books in the bestselling Inspector Tony McLean series The first six novels of James Oswald's hugely loved and highly-acclaimed crime series featuring Inspector Tony McLean are collected together in this ebook bundle. In this gripping series of investigations McLean faces serial killers, dark conspiracies and uncanny mysteries, as Oswald brings the eerie streets of Edinburgh to hauntingly well-realised life. Inspector McLean: Books 1-6 contains the following chilling novels from the Tony McLean series: Natural Causes The Book of Souls The Hangman's Song Dead Men's Bones Prayer for the Dead The Damage Done PRAISE FOR THE INSPECTOR McLEAN SERIES 'Crime fiction's next big thing' Sunday Telegraph 'Oswald's writing is in a class above most' Daily Express 'Creepy, gritty and gruesome' Sunday Mirror 'The new Ian Rankin' Daily Record 'Hugely enjoyable' Mirror 'Oswald is among the leaders in the new batch of excellent Scottish crime writers' Daily Mail

Black List

Author : Will Jordan
Publisher : Canelo
ISBN 13 : 1910859095
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Black List written by Will Jordan and published by Canelo. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A nerve-shredding action thriller from the author of Redemption, “a gifted story-teller . . . His plots keep your imagination running in overdrive” (Euro Crime). With no money and no prospects, hacker Alex Yates’s life is going nowhere until he is given a lucrative but dangerous offer—£100,000 to breach the Central Intelligence Agency’s network and recover a file known as the “Black List.” At first reluctant to get involved, the disappearance of an old friend leaves Alex with no choice but to return to a world he’d sworn to leave behind. But before he can unlock the file’s secrets, he suddenly finds himself the target of a nationwide manhunt. Someone wants him out of the picture fast. Plunged into a deadly race against time, and wanted by police, intelligence operatives and a ruthless covert unit, Alex is left with no choice but to accept help from the violent and unpredictable woman who first hired him. For in the Black List may lie his salvation, or his death . . . Fast-paced and gripping throughout, Black List will appeal to fans of David Baldacci, Lee Child, and Vince Flynn. Praise for the Ryan Drake series “Entertaining.” —The Daily Telegraph “A heart-stopper for anyone who likes plenty of action and explosions.” —Daily Mail

Dragon's Honor

Author : Mina Carter
Publisher : Mina Carter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dragon's Honor written by Mina Carter and published by Mina Carter. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fire isn’t the only thing that’s heating up. Shadow-dragon brothers Baron and Duke are on a mission. The Paranormal Protection Agency has assigned them to protect Honor Croft, the daughter of a wealthy businessman. But Honor’s father is up to no good, suspected in the illegal trading of paranormal slaves. Baron and Duke are forced to go undercover as humans at the Croft house and suppress their natural calls to mate. It’s a change of pace, especially when the brothers face off against redcaps and trolls who only want them dead. As the stakes grow higher, a stunning realization emerges – because Honor Croft is Baron’s mate. And when a crazed warlock kidnaps Honor, is Baron willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save her? Or will this shadow-dragon be forced to extinguish his own passionate flame? Keywords: dragon shifter romance, dragon romance, shifter mate romance, fairytale romance, paranormal romance ebooks, paranormal romance, paranormal romance series, paranormal romance adult.

The Upper Lake

Author : John J. Morabito
Publisher : Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1598587633
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (985 download)

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Download or read book The Upper Lake written by John J. Morabito and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2008-11 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greeneyes returned to San Francisco from his trek to the Lower Farm and returned to working again, at the Embarcadero, unloading cargo ships with the longshoremen. Through the act of local union politics Greeneyes finds himself getting pink-slipped and without a means of income. Searching the want ads in the Chronicle, Greeneyes finds an interesting ad for employment many miles north of the city in Mendocino County. Greeneyes makes the call and has an over-the-phone-interview with project manager, Jack Fender, who hires Greeneyes on the spot. Jack asks Greeneyes if he can start as soon as Monday and Greeneyes agrees. He gets directions, says good bye to some close friends and prepares to leave the city early Sunday morning. The August days in San Francisco are cold and damp. As Greeneyes stands on the entrance of the Golden Gate Bridge hitchhiking north on Route 101 a slow walking figure approaches Greeneyes through the mist and fog. The bushy-haired figure with black-rimmed eye glasses and a guitar case held in his left hand introduces himself as "Buckwheat Hopkins." Greeneyes finds Buckwheat to be a very mysterious and fidgety character who appears to be compelled to leave the city. Greeneyes and Buckwheat learn that they're both going to the same place, The Upper Lake, at Lake Pillsbury Ranch, to work for Jack Fender. Buckwheat admits to Greeneyes that he has never hitchhiked before and that he really didn't know where he was going, so the two hook up and travel together. Greeneyes has no problem sharing his journey with Buckwheat. Greeneyes observes that Buckwheat is under-nourished, pale and a bit introverted, but Greeneyes does not push the issue and he waits until Buckwheat wants to talk. However, the one area where Buckwheat is open and intriguing is with his masterful way of playing the guitar and singing the blues. Buckwheat's ability to play any request on demand is a extraordinary phenomenon. Greeneyes and Buckwheat finally make it to the Upper Lake and start their employment in the most spectacular setting in the middle of the Mendocino National Forest. The ranch is laden with misfits and nomads each with their own respective stories. Some were caught up believing that drug induced states of mind were sure to lead them to the freedom they were desperately searching for. Greeneyes and Buckwheat become close friends and Buckwheat finally confides in his friend about the baggage he's carrying and why he needed to leave the city in such a hurry. The time Greeneyes and Buckwheat spend together in the serene and peaceful mountains creates a bond and ties a knot of friendship that leads them to their individual freedom.

The Yellow Jacket

Author : Kenn Gordon
Publisher : BookRix
ISBN 13 : 3748770863
Total Pages : 409 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (487 download)

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Download or read book The Yellow Jacket written by Kenn Gordon and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2021-01-09 with total page 409 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I grew up in the Highlands of Scotland and I became a musician while still at School. Then I made my first musical instrument at the age of just 13 years, an Appalachian Dulcimer. I joined the Royal Air Force at the age of 18. I served for 9 years. I worked at many of our secret establishments. Even during my military career, I continued to play in bands, as well as to write music. When time would allow, I made guitars for myself, although most of these ended up in my friends hands rather than mine. With the bands that I played in, I have been fortunate enough to have recorded 32 albums. Most of these albums were with my Irish Rebel Band, aptly named ‘1916’. I later formed my own company making bespoke guitars (Gordon Guitars UK) The pressure of running so many ventures simultaneously eventually took its toll and a series of heart attacks followed. So I looked for a new and more sedate way to direct my creative juices and writing thrillers fitted that bill perfectly. This will be my fifth thriller and like the other books, this novel is a mixture of both fact and fiction. I prefer to call this genre ‘Faction’. So any similarity to people in real life, is purely coincidental. Names and places may have been changed to protect the innocent.

Skylarks with Rosie

Author : Stephen Moss
Publisher : Saraband
ISBN 13 : 1915089751
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Skylarks with Rosie written by Stephen Moss and published by Saraband. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bestselling British birder, naturalist, writer and broadcaster leads us on a springtime journey of discovery through daily walks in the area surrounding his home, highlighting the joys of connecting with wildlife and our environment. As spring arrives, Stephen Moss’s Somerset garden is awash with birdsong: chiffchaffs, wrens, robins and more. Overhead, buzzards soar, ravens tumble and the season gathers pace. But this equinox is unlike any other. As the nation goes into lockdown, Stephen records the wildlife around his home, with his fox-red Labrador, Rosie, by his side. When old routines fall away, and blue skies are no longer crisscrossed by contrails, they discover the bumblebees, butterflies and birdsong on their local patch. This evocative account underlines how a global crisis changed the way we relate to the natural world, giving us hope for the future. And it puts down a marker for a new normal: when, during that brief but unforgettable spring, nature gave us comfort, hope and joy.

Gypsy the Gem Dealer

Author : Ivor Blimsworth
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1490771484
Total Pages : 753 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book Gypsy the Gem Dealer written by Ivor Blimsworth and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-22 with total page 753 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is planned as the first in a series of five that tell the story of our character Gypsy. This book tells the story of Gypsys first ten years on the road......the first 120 pages primarily are set in Israel, Greece and other parts of Europe but after the first 166 pages the story really takes off as he makes his first trip to India then onwards into Australia before going back up into Asia for a journey to Japan, then back to Nepal and India......then we follow Gypsys adventures as he attempts to set himself up as a gem dealer........all the while he is on a spiritual search and this is a theme of the book as he searches for enlightenment and the knowledge of what lies beyond death......in this book a number of religions and spiritual paths are explored by our main character as are a number of different types of drugs. Adventures are had along the way such as gold smuggling, distributing leaflets for a banned organization in China and becoming a senior high school lecturer in Japan with the use of somebody elses papers. I hope that this book will be entertaining for armchair travelers and an inspiration to young would be travelers and adventurers.

Here a Monk, There a Monk...

Author : Carol J. Nash
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412063191
Total Pages : 299 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Here a Monk, There a Monk... written by Carol J. Nash and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With return tickets to Bangkok, a change of clothing and accommodation booked for the first night (or so we thought!), two intrepid, middle-aged, would-be backpackers boarded the plane… With six weeks to spare, a couple of guidebooks and a craving for an adventure, we… …travelled Thailand by boats, trains, planes, motorcycles, jeeps, buses, elephants and Shank’s pony… … slept in tribal village huts, guesthouses, a hospital ward, the jeep, and found a home-away–from-home in a bamboo beach hut on the Andaman Coast… …had close encounters with elephants, monkeys, snakes, birds, crocodiles and spiders, but missed the egg-laying turtle and the small furry thing that feasted on our fruit… …met a diversity of people: the masked conductor; Long Neck women; Big Eared woman; tribal village chiefs; Mr. Happy; Terrible Tony; Dr. Doom; Supa the Silent One; the King President’s nutter and Evan the hungry monk… …having had our fill of waterfalls, temples, caves and mountains, and overdosed on a surfeit of greenery, I fell in love with potbelly bins… …Graham burnt in the sea; we sweated in the cities, froze in the mountains and survived a frenzied attack by giant hailstones… … boiled eggs in the hot springs; ate dinner cooked by the opium-smoking village chief; dined on the beach; grazed from night markets and roadside stalls, and forgot all about sandwiches… …discovered that Thailand is where distance means time; tea means anything from boiled up tree bark to chocolate-flavoured coffee; where anything we ordered meant chicken fried rice, and where ‘yes’ means ‘yes’, ‘no’, ‘I don’t know’, or anything else in between!.. …from the beaches to the mountainous jungle regions; from the Himalayas to the mighty Mekhong River, we had an adventure almost every day… …saw a profusion of golden spires; gleaming white marble; smoky incense; dragons; Buddhas of every size, in gold, emerald, stone and plaster, and came across monks where we least expected them… old monks, boy monks, tall monks, short monks, Here a Monk, There a Monk... and I never, ever, touched a monk!