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Author : E. J. Sullivan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781581732658
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (326 download)
Download or read book The Redneck Night Before Christmas written by E. J. Sullivan and published by . This book was released on 2003-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parody of The night before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore.
Author : Trosclair
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781455601820
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (18 download)
Download or read book Cajun Night Before Christmas written by Trosclair and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A version in Cajun dialect of the famous poem "The Night Before Christmas," set in a Louisiana bayou.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781565542938
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (429 download)
Download or read book Redneck Night Before Christmas written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a redneck twist on the well-known poem about an important Christmas visitor, who arrives in a pickup truck accompanied by eight hound dogs.
Author : Melodye Rosales
Publisher : Cartwheel Books
ISBN 13 : 9780590739443
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (394 download)
Download or read book 'Twas the Night B'fore Christmas written by Melodye Rosales and published by Cartwheel Books. This book was released on 1996 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a turn-of-the-century black family's encounter with St. Nick as he delivers his presents before flying off into the night.
Author : Ben Jones
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0307449483
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)
Download or read book Redneck Boy in the Promised Land written by Ben Jones and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-06-03 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Redneck Boy in the Promised Land is Ben Jones’s hilarious, uplifting life story of escaping the rail yards and finding success in the unlikeliest places. As a child, Jones called a dingy railroad shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing home. An unabashed Southern redneck from a "likker drinkin’, hell-raisin’" family, Jones grew up in the depressed railroad docks outside of Portsmouth, Virginia, and spent most of his days dreaming about where the tracks out of town could take him. That he would go on to become a beloved television icon on The Dukes of Hazzard and a firebrand two-term Congressman is a story that no one could have ever seen coming . . . least of all ol’ "Cooter" himself. Written with naked honesty and wry humor, Redneck Boy in the Promised Land is one good ol’ boy’s remarkable tale of falling flat on his face, picking himself up, and finding his way to the American dream-while fighting for civil rights, the plight of the working class, "real" Southern culture, and the rights of rednecks everywhere. From the Hardcover edition.
Author : Janie Bynum
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402763502
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (635 download)
Download or read book The Twelve Days of Christmas in Texas written by Janie Bynum and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2009 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the 12 days of Christmas in Texas Ready to greet you are 9 leapin' lizards, 8 grazin' longhorns, 7 bass a-swimmin', 6 flags a-flyin'... and much more from the Lone Star State.Jos is so excited about his cousin Ashley's visit with him in Texas that he gives her one of these VERY unusual gifts on each of the twelve days of Christmas, and Ashley writes lively letters home to tell her mom and dad all about her trip. Lucky readers are in for a wild Christmas countdown
Author : Ms. Linnie Delmar
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1452043426
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Divorced on the Redneck Riviera written by Ms. Linnie Delmar and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-09-24 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is about a southern Licensed Massage Therapist named Ms. Linnie Delmar. She uses her unusual unique style and different massage therapy techniques that sets her apart from all the others. She has worked with over 10 motion picture production companies and has traveled around the world working with well known A-list actors all of which have interesting stories to tell. She considers herself to be the female version of Forrest Gump due to doors continue to open for her because she has always been at the right place at the right time throughout her life of thrills and adventure. She has also managed to have four husbands on her life's journey. She wants women to listen to their inner spirit and pay attention to the warning signs that a mistake is on the way. Find out how she found her place and purpose in life without having a man to define her as the person she is today. She wants women to learn from the mistakes she has made about falling for a good looking, smooth talking, man who will steal your heart and try to trash your soul. Follow her into the light of life and happiness that were like ashes in the wind to her wild past and gave her the courage and strength to look forward to her future. Her story may inspire you, it may amuse you, but it will never bore you! Linnie's southern humor will entertain you and make you laugh with joy and cry with heartbreak!
Author : LuAnn McLane
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780451226334
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Redneck Cinderella written by LuAnn McLane and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-03-03 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Raised by her widowed father, Jolie Russell could keep up with any man?that is, until wealthy and sexy land developer Cody Dean struts into her life. Cody buys the Russell farm with an impossible-to-refuse multimillion-dollar offer, then relocates Jolie and her dad to the Copper Creek Estates. But the country club atmosphere isn?t ready for Jolie?s kind of country. As her two worlds collide, Jolie wonders how she can ever hope to capture Cody?s heart without giving up her grits.
Author : James Rice
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781455612918
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (129 download)
Download or read book Texas Night Before Christmas written by James Rice and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 1981-08-31 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "'Twas the night before Christmas . . ." and Texas is ready and waiting for old Santy to appear. You may know the story, but you've never heard it like this before. Based on Clement C. Moore's poem, Texas Night Before Christmas is filled with images of the Lone Star State, whimsical illustrations, and playful text. It's an icy Christmas Eve as this Texas family prepares for Santy's visit. A great ruckus arouses Pa, and he spies Santy himself in full Western garb: rawhide suit, Stetson, and cowboy boots. He fills the young'uns' waiting boots, then warms himself a while before leaving for his next stop. As Ma and Pa lose sight of him in the fog, Santy calls out, "Merry Christmas, y'heah? And y'all have a good night!"
Author : Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0345507029
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."
Author : Kristine Bauske
Publisher : Baker's Plays
ISBN 13 : 0874402190
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (744 download)
Download or read book A Good, Old Fashioned, Redneck Country Christmas written by Kristine Bauske and published by Baker's Plays. This book was released on 2009 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781455617739
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (177 download)
Download or read book Southern Twelve Days of Christmas, The written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic carol, served with a hot side of grits! "On the first day of Christmas my sugar gave to me a porch swing by a peach tree." Readers will sing along as magnolias blossom and slices of pecan pie are put on every plate. Beautiful illustrations capture the vibrancy of this delightful Southern adaptation.
Author : Trae Crowder
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501160400
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book The Liberal Redneck Manifesto written by Trae Crowder and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Liberal Rednecks--a three-man stand-up comedy group doing scathing political satire--celebrate all that's good about the South while leading the Redneck Revolution and standing proudly blue in a sea of red. Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South--the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful--in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation that Trae Crowder has targeted in his Liberal Redneck videos, which have gone viral with over 50 million views. Perfect for fans of Stuff White People Like and I Am America (And So Can You), The Liberal Redneck Manifesto skewers political and religious hypocrisies in witty stories and hilarious graphics--such as the Ten Commandments of the New South--and much more! While celebrating the South as one of the richest sources of American culture, this entertaining book issues a wake-up call and a reminder that the South's problems and dreams aren't that far off from the rest of America's"--
Author : Una Belle Townsend
Publisher : Pelican Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781589805651
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (56 download)
Download or read book Racecar Driver's Night Before Christmas written by Una Belle Townsend and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Christmas, Santy Claus is ready to race. When Santy Claus trades in his sleigh for a flashy car to compete for the gold in the Jingle Bell Jammer, he doesn't forget to leave behind presents of pistons and brakes for the race car drivers who have been good all year. Full color.
Author : David Davis
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1402795408
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Fandango Stew written by David Davis and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chiles good, so is barbecue, but nothings finer than FANDANGO STEW! No money? No problem! In this sunny, funny western-style take on the famous folktale “Stone Soup,” two penniless but wily vaqueros (cowboys) trick a whole town into cooking a giant pot of stew for everyone to share.David Daviss deliciously colorful language and Ben Galbraiths delightful illustrations make this picture book a tasty confection.
Author : James Rice
Publisher : Pelican Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780882897271
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (972 download)
Download or read book Texas Night Before Christmas Coloring Book written by James Rice and published by Pelican Publishing Company Incorporated. This book was released on 1989-03-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "'Twas the night before Christmas . . ." and Texasis ready and waiting for old Santy to appear. You may know the story, butyou've never heard it like this before. Based on Clement C. Moore's poem, Texas Night Before Christmas is filled with images of the LoneStar State.It is an icy Christmas Eve as this Texas family prepares for Santy's visit.A great ruckus arouses Pa, and he spies Santy himself in full Western garb: rawhide suit, Stetson, and cowboy boots. He fills the young'uns' waiting boots, then warms himself a while before leaving for his next stop. As Ma and Pa losesight of him in the fog, Santy calls out, "Merry Christmas, y'heah? Andy'all have a good night "James Rice is one of the nation's leading creators of children's books withmore than one million books in print. Other titles in Pelican's famous NightBefore Christmas series include An Irish Night Before Christmas, Redneck Night Before Christmas andGullah Night Before Christmas . The classic CajunNight Before Christmas, which Rice illustrated in 1973, has more than389,000 copies in print. Also Available TEXAS NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Author : Joe Queenan
Publisher : Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9780786884087
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (84 download)
Download or read book Red Lobster, White Trash, & the Blue Lagoon written by Joe Queenan and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 1999-04-14 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A riotously funny, razor-sharp indictment of America's cultural wasteland by one of its most merciless critics.
