Random Acts of Poetry and Other Attempts at Humor

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Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 1664289054
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (642 download)

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Book Synopsis Random Acts of Poetry and Other Attempts at Humor by : Michael J. Murphy

Download or read book Random Acts of Poetry and Other Attempts at Humor written by Michael J. Murphy and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2023-02-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need some lumpy, red, all-purpose glue to hold your life together? Do you need a new perspective on filing your income tax return this year? Have you ever wondered if there are aliens from space living at the South Pole? Do you wish people were kinder to each other? Did you know that Betsy Ross had three husbands and five daughters? Do you know what a carbuncle is? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, please, take a few moments to enter a strange world. Let your mind wander through the nooks and crannies of the ridiculous and the sublime. This might be just the escape from your screens that you’ve been waiting for. Consider dropping a copy of this book at your doctor’s or dentist’s waiting room. The folks there need a smile or a good laugh right about now. Do you know someone who has everything already? They don’t have this. Do you have a friend who needs a laugh? This book can only make your friendship stronger.

Because the Sun

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Publisher : Coach House Books
ISBN 13 : 1770566708
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (75 download)

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Book Synopsis Because the Sun by : Sarah Burgoyne

Download or read book Because the Sun written by Sarah Burgoyne and published by Coach House Books. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Camus’s Meursault and Thelma and Louise meet up under the blazing sun. Vexed by the ‘unremarkable star’ that ‘presses’ Camus’s Meursault to commit murder, Because the Sun considers the blazing sun as a material symbol of ambient violence – violence absorbed like heat and fired at the nearest victim. Likewise, as a friendship between women confronts gendered aggression in Thelma and Louise, the sun becomes the repository of pain, the high noon that pushes us through desert after desert. Because the Sun’s pastiche of voices embodies both stylistic and formal relentlessness by teasing out tonalities that blend and merge into each other, generating a blinding effect, like looking into the sun. “Breathless and death defying, the poems in Because the Sun are high-wire work. They sway above us in a blazing light of Burgoyne’s making. It is so rare that a book of poems is both a tuning fork for our minds as well as a balm for our bodies. But that is exactly what happens page after page in this blazing book.” —Michael Dickman, author of Days & Days “This beautiful work wraps Camus’s The Stranger in a poetics concerning erasure/+ hope. Out of the titular Sun’s burning punctum burst telling shards of what is erased by Camus’s remarkable construction of whiteness in-the-masculine: the dead ‘Arab,’ the female body’s interminable violations – but also its warming, even blinding capacity for consequential pleasures.” —Gail Scott, author of Heroine “Sarah Burgoyne begins with the sun and ends with flowers. In between is a complicated exploration of what it means to exist within a tradition that is Camus, Rimbaud, Blake. Taking her cue from Sara Ahmed, she notices how hard it is to challenge this tradition and yet that it matters to do it anyway.” —Juliana Spahr, author of That Winter the Wolf Came

Random Acts of Blindness

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ISBN 13 : 9780982942895
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (428 download)

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Book Synopsis Random Acts of Blindness by : Jhena Plourde

Download or read book Random Acts of Blindness written by Jhena Plourde and published by . This book was released on 2012-02-28 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Solving the World's Problems

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ISBN 13 : 9781935708902
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (89 download)

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Book Synopsis Solving the World's Problems by : Robert Lee Brewer

Download or read book Solving the World's Problems written by Robert Lee Brewer and published by . This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The "World" in Robert Lee Brewer's Solving the World's Problems is a slippery world ... where chaos always hovers near, where we are (and should be) "splashing around in dark puddles." And one feels a bit dizzy reading these poems because (while always clear, always full of meaning) they come at reality slantwise so that nothing is quite the same and the reader comes away with a new way of looking at the ordinary objects and events of life. The poems are brim-full of surprises and delights, twists in the language, double-meanings of words, leaps of thought and imagination, interesting line-breaks. There are love and relationship poems, dream poems, poems of life in the modern world. And always the sense (as he writes) of "pulling the world closer to me/leaves falling to the ground/ birds flying south." I read these once, twice with great enjoyment. I will go back to them often. -Patricia Fargnoli, former Poet Laureate of New Hampshire and author of Then, Something

Random Acts of Poetry

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 159 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (954 download)

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Book Synopsis Random Acts of Poetry by : Brett Starr

Download or read book Random Acts of Poetry written by Brett Starr and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-22 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a break from the fast life and breathe. Exercise your mind and let it paint a picture. Read a poem a day and ask yourself if and how it applies to you. Random Acts of Poetry is titled appropriately as that was just the way it happened - randomly. I have categorized my poems into nine topics in various forms and disciplines. Subjects include philosophy, humor, science and math, religion, politics, family, death, temptation and mental illness. Most poems are free verse, but there is at least one of the following: limerick, haiku, sonnet, and acrostic. I hope at least one speaks to you personally and makes you go 'hmmm.' My hopes and intentions are that anyone who reads these poems might experience some enjoyment, perspective, and appreciation of the content. If you come across a term with which you are not familiar, I encourage you to knock on the internet door or visit a library to learn more. Consider it a type of Easter egg hunt. There are lots of Easter eggs in this book. Please remember that these thoughts are from an engineering mind dabbling into the art of poetry.

The Three Einsteins

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)

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Book Synopsis The Three Einsteins by : Sarah Galvin

Download or read book The Three Einsteins written by Sarah Galvin and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry. "THE THREE EINSTEINS is the funniest book of poetry you may ever read. In it, Galvin proves she's Seattle's bright and ambling consciousness corporeal. She stands on top of its roofs and accidentally symbolizes things she doesn't understand. She eats the food its people leave behind on the streets. She makes poetry of its sex and violence, its glittering and dank districts. Not since Theodore Roethke has that city had so obvious a laureate." Rich Smith"

Tossing More Than Cookies

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ISBN 13 : 9781410794628
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (946 download)

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Book Synopsis Tossing More Than Cookies by : Carroll Decamp

Download or read book Tossing More Than Cookies written by Carroll Decamp and published by . This book was released on 2003-11 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Solid Green Birthday & Other Fables is a humorous, sometimes profound and occasionally touching collection of very concise stories, and a handful of poems, dealing with everything from the living hell of graphic design ("George Washington Crossing the Delaware") to a dog with the ability to control time ("My Trick Dog") to the ritual inconvenience of parades in small town Hawaii ("The Mayberry of the Pacific"). To describe more specifically what The Solid Green Birthday is "about" is a little like attempting to describe what life is about. It simply encompasses the little events and situations that enlarge in our minds, get stuck there, and make us who we are. It's about seeing humor where it isn't supposed to exist. It's about wonder, joy, hope, pain, loss and total, overwhelming bewilderment. Lowell's economical writing has been described as Richard Brautigan meets Dave Barry, they have a few drinks, and end up beating the crap out of each other. Whatever it is, it's unique, as titles such as "God Has a Very Big Hat," "Harold Tall Chief's Flying Saucer," "Elvis Among the Dolphins," and of course "The Solid Green Birthday" would indicate. An effortless read that will make you laugh, think and feel. And stay with you.

Poet's Market 34th Edition

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 059341909X
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (934 download)

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Book Synopsis Poet's Market 34th Edition by : Robert Lee Brewer

Download or read book Poet's Market 34th Edition written by Robert Lee Brewer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Most Trusted Guide to Publishing Poetry, fully revised and updated Want to get your poetry published? There's no better tool for making it happen than Poet's Market, which includes hundreds of publishing opportunities specifically for poets, including listings for book and chapbook publishers, print and online poetry publications, contests, and more. These listings include contact information, submission preferences, insider tips on what specific editors want, and--when offered--payment information. In addition to the completely updated listings, the 34th edition of Poet's Market offers: • Hundreds of updated listings for poetry-related book publishers, publications, contests, and more • Insider tips on what specific editors want and how to submit poetry • Articles devoted to the craft and business of poetry, including how to track poetry submissions, perform poetry, and find more readers • 77 poetic forms, including guidelines for writing them • 101 poetry prompts to inspire new poetry

The Frame-Up

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Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062668323
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (626 download)

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Book Synopsis The Frame-Up by : Wendy McLeod MacKnight

Download or read book The Frame-Up written by Wendy McLeod MacKnight and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-06-05 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sargent Singer discovers that the paintings in his father’s gallery are alive, he is pulled into a captivating world behind the frame that he never knew existed. Filled with shady characters, devious plots, and a grand art heist, this inventive mystery-adventure celebrates art and artists and is perfect for fans of Night at the Museum and Blue Balliett’s Chasing Vermeer. There’s one important rule at the Beaverbrook Gallery—don’t let anyone know the paintings are alive. Mona Dunn, forever frozen at thirteen when her portrait was painted by William Orpen, has just broken that rule. Luckily twelve-year-old Sargent Singer, an aspiring artist himself, is more interested in learning about the vast and intriguing world behind the frame than he is in sharing her secret. And when Mona and Sargent suspect shady dealings are happening behind the scenes at the gallery, they set out to find the culprit. They must find a way to save the gallery—and each other—before they are lost forever. With an imaginative setting, lots of intrigue, and a thoroughly engaging cast of characters, The Frame-Up will captivate readers of Jacqueline West’s The Books of Elsewhere.

Things to Do

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Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452139784
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Book Synopsis Things to Do by : Elaine Magliaro

Download or read book Things to Do written by Elaine Magliaro and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With playful prose and vivid art, Things to Do brings to life the small moments and secret joys of a child's day. There are wonders everywhere. In the sky and on the ground—blooming in a flower bed, dangling from a silken thread, buzzing through the summer air—waiting ...waiting to be found. In this thoughtful and ingenious collection of poems, Elaine Magliaro, an elementary school teacher for more than three decades and a school librarian for three years, and illustrator Catia Chien provide a luminous glimpse of the ordinary wonders all around us. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which looks almost identical to the print edition.

Poetry Train America

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304119785
Total Pages : 672 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (41 download)

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Book Synopsis Poetry Train America by : John E WordSlinger

Download or read book Poetry Train America written by John E WordSlinger and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-06-09 with total page 672 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A colorful combination of storytelling, poets, poetry, and railways presented using America's fifty states as a backdrop. 3 men who travel the U.S.A. in the year of 2012... To write a written documentary on Poets and the Railroad in our times... When they sleep they get taken back in time to the 19th Century, when the roads were built, and they have such great experiences, and meet key Poets, and figures... Upon waking they have conversations about Poets from the 20th Century, and RxR events... Then it goes into their written documentary on Poetry and Poets now... Main Characters that Andy and Red and Train Marshal Charlie journey within their Dreams, and they are Alphonso G. Newcomer, Mad Bear, Jung Hem Sing, Mr. Welchberry, Patrick O'Hara, Jimmy New Orleans, and many more

The 2023 Almanac of Fun

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Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1644726815
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (447 download)

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Book Synopsis The 2023 Almanac of Fun by : Highlights

Download or read book The 2023 Almanac of Fun written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2022-05-17 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun for every day of the year! The 2023 edition of the Almanac of Fun has 304 pages jam-packed with hundreds of the most engaging puzzles, activities, jokes, crafts, quizzes, recipes, facts, and more for kids to enjoy all year long. Get ready for a year of fun in 2023 with favorite Highlights puzzles and activities that celebrate traditional and wacky holidays, historical anniversaries, world events, and everything in between. Kids can puzzle their way through each month while learning lots of interesting facts and documenting their own occasions!

The 2024 Almanac of Fun

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Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1644729199
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (447 download)

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Download or read book The 2024 Almanac of Fun written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2023-05-16 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 2024 edition of the Almanac of Fun has 304 pages jam-packed with hundreds of the most engaging puzzles, activities, jokes, crafts, quizzes, recipes, facts, and more for kids to enjoy all year long. Get ready for a year of fun in 2024 with favorite Highlights puzzles and activities that celebrate traditional and wacky holidays, historical anniversaries, world events, and everything in between. Kids can puzzle their way through each month while learning lots of interesting facts and documenting their own occasions!

Four Reincarnations

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Publisher : Milkweed Editions
ISBN 13 : 1571319573
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (713 download)

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Book Synopsis Four Reincarnations by : Max Ritvo

Download or read book Four Reincarnations written by Max Ritvo and published by Milkweed Editions. This book was released on 2016-09-30 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reverent and profane, entertaining and bruising, Four Reincarnations is a debut collection of poems that introduces an exciting new voice in American letters. When Max Ritvo was diagnosed with cancer at age sixteen, he became the chief war correspondent for his body. The poems of Four Reincarnations are dispatches from chemotherapy beds and hospitals and the loneliest spaces in the home. They are relentlessly embodied, communicating pain, violence, and loss. And yet they are also erotically, electrically attuned to possibility and desire, to “everything living / that won’t come with me / into this sunny afternoon.” Ritvo explores the prospect of death with singular sensitivity, but he is also a poet of life and of love—a cool-eyed assessor of mortality and a fervent champion for his body and its pleasures. Ritvo writes to his wife, ex­-lovers, therapists, fathers, and one mother. He finds something to love and something to lose in everything: Listerine PocketPak breath strips, Indian mythology, wool hats. But in these poems—from the humans that animate him to the inanimate hospital machines that remind him of death—it’s Ritvo’s vulnerable, aching pitch of intimacy that establishes him as one of our finest young poets.

Poetry People

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Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 0313094748
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (13 download)

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Book Synopsis Poetry People by : Sylvia M. Vardell

Download or read book Poetry People written by Sylvia M. Vardell and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-06-30 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Sylvia Vardell's new children's poetry reference book provides a comprehensive introduction to more than 60 contemporary young people's poets. Focusing primarily on those who are still actively writing today, the author includes poets appropriate for young children through young adults. Each entry features brief biographical information, highlights selected poetry books authored, showcases awards won, notes related Web sites, and provides suggestions for making connections (programming ideas, related books and activities). The book is ideal for librarians who serve children and young adults, as well as for teachers and others who work with children and young adults. Beginning with Arnold Adoff the list of poets is both impressive and informative. A sample: Francisco Alarcon, Aileen Fisher, Douglas Florian, Nikki Giovanni, Kristine O'Connell George, Jane Yolen, Eloise Greenfield, John Ciardi and many more!

Nonsense Poems

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Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 0486280314
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (862 download)

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Book Synopsis Nonsense Poems by : Edward Lear

Download or read book Nonsense Poems written by Edward Lear and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-17 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of nonsense verses, many beginning "There was an old man . . " or "There was a young lady . . ."

The Purple Cow!

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Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis The Purple Cow! by : Gelett Burgess

Download or read book The Purple Cow! written by Gelett Burgess and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Purple Cow!" written by Gelett Burgess is a delightful collection of humorous and whimsical poems that showcase the author's wit and clever wordplay. Burgess' iconic poem "The Purple Cow" has become a classic in the world of nonsense literature. With its memorable verses and distinctive humor, the book brings joy and laughter to readers of all ages.