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Old Farts Are Forever

Author : Lee Lorenz
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740798499
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by Lee Lorenz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz

Fitness for Old Farts

Author : Tim Plewman
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
ISBN 13 : 1432302183
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (323 download)

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Download or read book Fitness for Old Farts written by Tim Plewman and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2013-05-06 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’re an Old Fart who needs to do something about your shape, or you’d like to help the Old Fart in your life shape up, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re engrossed by TV ads that claim that taking their pills will make your fat disappear or that strapping on and plugging in a device will shock your abs into shape, you’re an Old Fart. If you believe that by exercising your wallet you can look like that 20-something-year-old body builder in the ad, you’re an Old Fart. If money is no object, as long as getting into shape does not mean getting off the couch and actually exercising, then you are an Old Fart who needs to read this seriously funny book. It was after the death of yet another friend in his 50s due to heart failure, that actor/writer Tim Plewman and a group of his friends formed a ‘Fellowship of Old Farts’ to try to avoid a similar fate. Fitness for Old Farts is the outcome and proof that the programme they followed really does work. With humour and empathy, Tim provides practical and honest help to men over the age of 50 hoping to rediscover good health and a respectable physique, while still enjoying mealtimes. Using himself and his friends as role models on what can be achieved with the correct, progressive gym exercise programmes, as well as healthy food choices in the form of tasty and simple-to-prepare recipes, he goes right to the heart of the matter because he understands the problems, fears and motivations relevant to old farts. Tim Plewman’s Fitness for Old Farts will keep you in stitches.

Old Fart Advice

Author : Michael J. Tate
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1546260323
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book Old Fart Advice written by Michael J. Tate and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Burton “Captain Jimmy” Robinson served as an officer with the Rocky Mount, North Carolina, Police Department for over forty years. Join him and his lovely bride, Clara as they celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary at First Baptist Church with family and friends. Pull up a chair, have a seat and listen as the audience shares their special “OFA” moments with Captain Jimmy and Ms. Clara. After the experience, you should be entertained and enlightened, but above all else; your life should be influenced.

Manorgium

Author : Stoney Burke
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1479720607
Total Pages : 183 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (797 download)

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Download or read book Manorgium written by Stoney Burke and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stoney Burke is also the author of 'The Tin Box'. He is retired and living the dream. He presently resides in Skippack ,Pennsylvania. He is the father of four, and the grandfather of five."

The Enlightened (Mind Dimensions Book 3)

Author : Dima Zales
Publisher : Mozaika LLC
ISBN 13 : 163142047X
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (314 download)

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Download or read book The Enlightened (Mind Dimensions Book 3) written by Dima Zales and published by Mozaika LLC. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author comes the exciting continuation of the Mind Dimensions series. Kidnapped. Consciousness expanded. And that was just the start of my day. I always thought I was a nice enough guy. The kind who’d never want to commit murder. Turns out I simply lacked incentive. Some crimes can never be forgiven.

Belches, Burps and Farts, Oh My!

Author : Artie Bennett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781609053925
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (539 download)

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Download or read book Belches, Burps and Farts, Oh My! written by Artie Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From hoots to hics to toots, here's an exuberant companion to Bennett's hilarious books featuring body parts and processes.

Hundred Gifts

Author : Jennifer Scott
Publisher : NAL
ISBN 13 : 0451473248
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)

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Download or read book Hundred Gifts written by Jennifer Scott and published by NAL. This book was released on 2015 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With the holidays around the corner, empty nester Bren Epperson realizes that for the first time in decades, she has no large family to cook for and no celebration to create. Her daughter has moved to Thailand, her son has ditched college to backpack around the world, and her husband has disappeared into the basement to indulge his midlife crisis. So Bren starts teaching a holiday cooking class, and it's a hit--until Virginia Mash, the old lady living upstairs, bursts in, complaining of the noise, the smells, and the mess. Rather than retaliate, Bren suggests that the class shower Virginia with kindness--that they give her one hundred gifts. So they embark on a plan to lift a heart. Along the way, amid knitting and making and baking, they'll discover that family celebrations can be reborn and that the very best gifts can't be bought--they're from the heart"--

A Wake-Up Call for Wisdom

Author : Bill Hussey
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1450002943
Total Pages : 139 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book A Wake-Up Call for Wisdom written by Bill Hussey and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-06-15 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of Societal Insanities that could be described as idiotic systems, customs and practices; accepted mythologies and conventional wisdom; governmental and business vices stemming from massive egos and out-of-control greed plus stupidity, hypocrisy, unethical behavior and declining integrity everywhere. The chapters are seasoned with occasional humor, profanities and, some would say, obscenities. But thats not true, according to the author (see Chapter Thirty-One). This book could be considered tame compared to books by George Carlin, the brilliant philosopher/comedian, however his fans would probably like it. At the end of each chapter where it is appropriate, the old sage (thats the authors role in this book) provides a SAGE SOLUTION to the problem a concept for change that could possibly lead to a workable plan. It would require experts in all aspects of the problem to work together in a spirit of cooperation, using their experience, intelligence and WISDOM. Yes, thats a tall order, but something must be done to put this country back on the right track. And the people in Washington who are supposed to be solving our domestic and international problems should sit down together, put their political doctrines aside, quit trying to win their stupid partisan war and concentrate on saving this country! Thirty-four of the thirty-eight chapters in this book are about different societal insanities, so you could start with the Foreword and read straight through, or you could look at the Table Of Contents, select a chapter with subject matter that interests you and read the complete book in the order you prefer. However, for better understanding of any chapter, be sure to read the Foreword and Chapter One before reading other chapters.

Who Are You: The Life Of Pete Townshend

Author : Mark Wilkerson
Publisher : Omnibus Press
ISBN 13 : 0857120085
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Who Are You: The Life Of Pete Townshend written by Mark Wilkerson and published by Omnibus Press. This book was released on 2009-10-28 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An accurate, detailed and fascinating account of the life of a man whose story should have been told in this much detail long ago. Author Mark Wilkerson interviewed Townshend himself and several of Townshend's friends and associates for this biography.

I Wanna Be Your Shoebox

Author : Cristina Garcia
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416979042
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Download or read book I Wanna Be Your Shoebox written by Cristina Garcia and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clarinet-playing surfer Yumi Ruiz-Hirsch comes from a complex family, and when her grandfather is diagnosed with terminal cancer, she asks him to tell her his life story, which helps her to understand her own history and identity.

Other Worlds

Author : Dima Zales
Publisher : Mozaika LLC
ISBN 13 : 1631422014
Total Pages : 1789 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (314 download)

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Download or read book Other Worlds written by Dima Zales and published by Mozaika LLC. This book was released on 2016-09-07 with total page 1789 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

For the Living

Author : Mark Golubow
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1351844326
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (518 download)

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Download or read book For the Living written by Mark Golubow and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-10-26 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rarely heard about in our society are caregivers' thoughts and feelings about life, death, and dying and how they act on those feelings. "For the Living: Coping, Caring and Communicating with the Terminally Ill" provides an in-depth, qualitative look at the experiences of oncology healthcare professionals as they work with terminally ill patients. Through a series of recorded and edited interviews, the author explores the social and cultural dynamics that affect physicians, nurses, and social workers routinely encountering mortality and loss. What death and the prospect of dying mean to these individuals should not be taken lightly.

Daybreak Zero

Author : John Barnes
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101475897
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book Daybreak Zero written by John Barnes and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A year has passed since the catastrophic event known as "Daybreak" began. Seven billion people have died. Washington, D.C., has been vaporized. The United States barely avoided a second civil war between two rival governments that rose from Washington's ashes. And "Daybreak" isn't over...

Permutation City

Author : Greg Egan
Publisher : Greg Egan
ISBN 13 : 192224001X
Total Pages : 275 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book Permutation City written by Greg Egan and published by Greg Egan. This book was released on 1994-04-26 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paul Durham keeps making Copies of himself: software simulations of his own brain and body which can be run in virtual reality, albeit seventeen times more slowly than real time. He wants them to be his guinea pigs for a set of experiments about the nature of artificial intelligence, time, and causality, but they keep changing their mind and baling out on him, shutting themselves down. Maria Deluca is an Autoverse addict; she’s unemployed and running out of money, but she can’t stop wasting her time playing around with the cellular automaton known as the Autoverse, a virtual world that follows a simple set of mathematical rules as its “laws of physics”. Paul makes Maria a very strange offer: he asks her to design a seed for an entire virtual biosphere able to exist inside the Autoverse, modelled right down to the molecular level. The job will pay well, and will allow her to indulge her obsession. There has to be a catch, though, because such a seed would be useless without a simulation of the Autoverse large enough to allow the resulting biosphere to grow and flourish — a feat far beyond the capacity of all the computers in the world.

Out of Service

Author : Joseph Heywood
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1493085689
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book Out of Service written by Joseph Heywood and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2024-09-17 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when longtime Michigan conservation officer Grady Service is certain that he’s seen it all, he learns once again that he hasn’t. After so many decades protecting his state’s natural resources, here he still is, undercover yet again—not in a case he's developed, but dumped into a case by the Feds (with his governor’s approval). And as time passes, he can’t figure out if what he’s buried in is truly a religious nationalist militia group set on overturning the U.S. Constitution, or one man’s cash cow, a sort of half-ass redneck Ponzi aimed solely at fattening a single bank account. The newest Woods Cop Mystery, #12 in the legendary series, is another soaring brainchild of Joseph Heywood, author of the Woods Cop and Lute Bapcat Mysteries, both of which explore a way of life lived by Michigan game wardens over many different decades, from the Bapcat mysteries of the early 1900s to Grady Service and compatriots in contemporary times.

City of Margins

Author : William Boyle
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1643134035
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book City of Margins written by William Boyle and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A vivid new cast of characters collide in gritty 1990s Brooklyn, in this latest from acclaimed neo-noir author William Boyle. In City of Margins, the lives of several lost souls intersect in Southern Brooklyn in the early 1990s. There’s Donnie Parascandolo, a disgraced ex-cop with blood on his hands; Ava Bifulco, a widow whose daily work grind is her whole life; Nick, Ava’s son, a grubby high school teacher who dreams of a shortcut to success; Mikey Baldini, a college dropout who’s returned to the old neighborhood, purposeless and drifting; Donna Rotante, Donnie’s ex-wife, still reeling from the suicide of their teenage son; Mikey’s mother, Rosemarie, also a widow, who hopes Mikey won’t fall into the trap of strong arm work; and Antonina Divino, a high school girl with designs on breaking free from Brooklyn. Uniting them are the dead: Mikey’s old man, killed over a gambling debt, and Donnie and Donna’s poor son, Gabe. These characters cross paths in unexpected ways, guided by coincidence and the pull of blood. There are new things to be found in the rubble of their lives, too. The promise of something different beyond the barriers that have been set out for them. This is a story of revenge and retribution, of facing down the ghosts of the past, of untold desires, of yearning and forgiveness and synchronicity, of the great distance of lives lived in dangerous proximity to each other. City of Margins is a Technicolor noir melodrama pieced together in broken glass.

Regiment of Women

Author : Thomas Berger
Publisher : Diversion Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 1682306887
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (823 download)

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Download or read book Regiment of Women written by Thomas Berger and published by Diversion Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2016-07-12 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Pulitzer Prize–nominated author of Little Big Man returns with perhaps one of his most imaginative alternate realities yet: a matriarchal society. Women reign supreme in the not-so-distant future, where Georgie Cornell has no choice but to wear the high heel shoe on the other foot. Swept into the chaotic world of publishing, he is at the mercy of his female bosses, especially if his pencil skirt is an inch too short. Georgie only has one male coworker he can lean on for a bit of support, and his friend Charlie’s fascination with gender roles borders on the scandalous for Georgie’s taste. Still, when Georgie loses his job it’s Charlie he turns to for comfort. Spilling a drink on his expensive dress, he has no choice but to wear the women’s clothes Charlie keeps in secret on the way home. The simple journey quickly turns chaotic when Georgie is taken in by the police for the crime of being a transvestite. A prison escape is only the start of this piercing, insightful, and prescient look at gender norms. “Imagined with such ferocity and glee that we assent to it almost in spite of ourselves . . . A brilliant accomplishment by one of our best novelists.” —The New York Times Book Review