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Book Synopsis Old Farts Are Forever by : Lee Lorenz
Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by Lee Lorenz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz
Book Synopsis Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide by : Amos Tinker
Download or read book Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Download or read book Old Farts written by Eric Decetis and published by Sellers Publishing. This book was released on 2014-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let us laugh in the face of decrepitude. Let us scream as gravity drags (and sags) us down. And let s pretend that the drooping jowls, saggy butt, and hairy ears are somebody else's problem. And while we re at it, let s poke a little fun at those folks, too. Old Farts, There Ought to Be a Law is the latest collection from fabled cartoonist Eric Decetis. He takes no prisoners as he mines the fears and anxieties of the senior set and laughs at their fumbles and foibles. Old Farts is perfect for the older folks in your life, and for anyone else who knows and loves them.
Book Synopsis Two Old Farts in the Night Live by : Barry Cryer
Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night Live written by Barry Cryer and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Musings of an Old Fart by : John Davies
Download or read book The Musings of an Old Fart written by John Davies and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-21 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an old fart's world things matter that don't matter at all to anyone else. We spend our time amazed at the world around us knowing we are safe in our man cave. When an interloper enters the cave unauthorized, old farts marshall the resources of all the neighborhood's old farts and calm is restored.
Book Synopsis The Old Fart's Guide to Survival by : Dawn Cawley
Download or read book The Old Fart's Guide to Survival written by Dawn Cawley and published by Splendid Publications Limited. This book was released on 2016-10-03 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You might be getting on a bit but that doesn't mean life can't still be fun! Dawn Cawley, a paid-up member of The Old Fart's Club certainly isn't ready to be put out to pasture just yet and shares her tips and observations on life in the slow lane. From dealing with modern technology and grandkids to old friendships and going deaf, this quirky and humorous take on later life is a must-have survival guide for all the Old Farts who aim to grow old(er) disgracefully!
Book Synopsis Old Farts on a Bus by : C. A. Hocking
Download or read book Old Farts on a Bus written by C. A. Hocking and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-02 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when you put 30 senior citizens who don't know each other on a bus in a foreign country?Quite a lot actually. And it's more fun than a barrel of monkeys!OLD FARTS ON A BUS is an insightful, humorous and sometimes poignant look at the challenges and eccentricities of growing older.
Book Synopsis Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts by : CAM Harlan
Download or read book Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts written by CAM Harlan and published by . This book was released on 2004-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hard Cover Version with dust jacket: A short collection of rhymes pertaining to the early years of people now over 60 years of age. Grandparents were really old and lost parents were not old enough, but old farts and bags are not old. We have just been around for a long time. In our many rich memories and accumulation of years there is a comfort that young people cannot fathom. This book is about those memories; but, more, it is about the comfort. It is about spelling, and singing, and in heads and hearts, and in learning to kipple, and in world's records, and in firsts, and in horses and reindeer, and in mankind, and in love. It is not about what most see in those words and phrases, but what may be in them when relished with the comfort of age. So much comfort, we can kid each other about being old farts and bags. Lost in Thought Quick as a wink, I stopped to think . . . ! You must be over 60 years of age to purchase this book; or you must cross your heart and promise to give it to someone over 60. ........ Reminisce with an old fart!
Book Synopsis Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head by : Herbert I. Kavet
Download or read book Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head written by Herbert I. Kavet and published by . This book was released on 1998-03-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Old Farts Club of America Libretto by : Ricciardi / Nugent
Download or read book The Old Farts Club of America Libretto written by Ricciardi / Nugent and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-08-16 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A group of aged television writers, frustrated by the perceived ageism in Hollywood, meets weekly for lunch. Together, they hatch a scheme to pass off their work as the work of a younger writer, who turns out to be better than them all.
Book Synopsis Fitness for Old Farts by : Tim Plewman
Download or read book Fitness for Old Farts written by Tim Plewman and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2013-05-06 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’re an Old Fart who needs to do something about your shape, or you’d like to help the Old Fart in your life shape up, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re engrossed by TV ads that claim that taking their pills will make your fat disappear or that strapping on and plugging in a device will shock your abs into shape, you’re an Old Fart. If you believe that by exercising your wallet you can look like that 20-something-year-old body builder in the ad, you’re an Old Fart. If money is no object, as long as getting into shape does not mean getting off the couch and actually exercising, then you are an Old Fart who needs to read this seriously funny book. It was after the death of yet another friend in his 50s due to heart failure, that actor/writer Tim Plewman and a group of his friends formed a ‘Fellowship of Old Farts’ to try to avoid a similar fate. Fitness for Old Farts is the outcome and proof that the programme they followed really does work. With humour and empathy, Tim provides practical and honest help to men over the age of 50 hoping to rediscover good health and a respectable physique, while still enjoying mealtimes. Using himself and his friends as role models on what can be achieved with the correct, progressive gym exercise programmes, as well as healthy food choices in the form of tasty and simple-to-prepare recipes, he goes right to the heart of the matter because he understands the problems, fears and motivations relevant to old farts. Tim Plewman’s Fitness for Old Farts will keep you in stitches.
Download or read book The Old Fart written by John Halvorsen and published by Vantage Press. This book was released on 2000-06-01 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Old Fart Advice by : Michael J. Tate
Download or read book Old Fart Advice written by Michael J. Tate and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Burton “Captain Jimmy” Robinson served as an officer with the Rocky Mount, North Carolina, Police Department for over forty years. Join him and his lovely bride, Clara as they celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary at First Baptist Church with family and friends. Pull up a chair, have a seat and listen as the audience shares their special “OFA” moments with Captain Jimmy and Ms. Clara. After the experience, you should be entertained and enlightened, but above all else; your life should be influenced.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday You Old Fart! by : Herb Kavet
Download or read book Happy Birthday You Old Fart! written by Herb Kavet and published by Ivory Tower Publishing Company. This book was released on 1993 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of papers from the Bart Collection on the history of farting. The collection was started by Benjamin Bart on discovering several papers in his grandmother Emily's cedar chest, and are available with the help of the Australian Literature Council. The book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts. Also included are sections on Le Petomane, France's greatest farter whose performances impressed Le Moulin Rouge, and on the Farta from Sparta, the old rugby club favourite immortalized in 12-verse epic limerick. For the medically-minded, a chapter considers the physiology of farting.
Download or read book Changing Times written by Marsha Gordon and published by . This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come for a roller-coaster ride in Changing Times: Ramblings of an Old Fart. Marsha Gordon's essays take readers from a birth at the bare end of the Depression to the built-in obsolescence of today. They examine new families and old farts. American institutions and institutionalized Americans. Patriotism and parenthood. There's a Russian tale, and a night in jail. You'll find memoirs of a fascinating life. Travelogue and social commentary. The joys of childhood and the tribulations of aging. Opinions you'll agree with, and some you won't. You might find a lump in your throat, or a song in your heart. Gordon has lived this ride through all of its ups and downs. Though an orphan, she was "one lucky kid." She endured a disastrous marriage, yet emerged "happy and carefree." She buried one child, and very nearly a second. She has survived the computer age, a brush with the Mafia, and enough encounters with the medical establishment to use a whole roll of ride tickets. These are intensely personal stories painted with a wide stroke, drawing readers in with humor and poignancy. Gordon argues that it's how we react to life's changes, with humor or despair, that takes our measure. These essays reflect her quest to find laughter in the face of transformations that affect us all. It's a joy to read her ruminations on growing up, growing old, and the inevitable march of time. She is a survivor, and she just might alter your attitude toward the changes in your own life. Tighten your seat belt and hop on for a delightful ride. There's something here for everyone. Gordon's reminiscences about "The Good Old Days" appeal to seniors, but this is much more than a collection of nostalgic meanderings. Her insight, humor, and zingy endings capture readers of all ages. In an era of short attention spans, Gordon knows the value of brevity. These quick reads are good for the coffee table, the bedside, the bathroom, or the doctor's waiting room. Be a part of these changing times - come rambling with an old fart!
Book Synopsis The Grumpy Old Fart by : Rebecca Porter
Download or read book The Grumpy Old Fart written by Rebecca Porter and published by . This book was released on 2023-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't be a grumpy old fart, not everything is THAT bad... Right?The annual town festival versus the OLD and GRUMPY Mr. Fart. His idea of a good time is relaxing on his front porch. ALONE! Don't step foot on his lawn or... "GET OFF MY LAWN!" Mr. Hops, the optimistic and persistent rabbit tries convincing Mr. Fart why he should attend the annual festival. However, this grumpy old fart isn't easily persuaded, finding the negative in EVERYTHING!
