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Book Synopsis Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station by : Beth Detjens
Download or read book Never Buy a Raccoon at a Gas Station written by Beth Detjens and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of my favorite pets growing up was a raccoon named Bandit. He wasn't by any stretch a traditional pet, but he was by far the most entertaining. The lessons that accompany these stories, learned from our life with Bandit, have served our family well. May you enjoy reading these stories as much as my family enjoyed living them.
Book Synopsis Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two by : Jack Townsend
Download or read book Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two written by Jack Townsend and published by Jack Townsend. This book was released on with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nightshift clerk and high-functioning insomniac Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems. In this second installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack finds himself entangled in his most harrowing adventure yet. With the newest crew of coworkers along for the ride and the resident psychopath out for his blood, our hero(?) must navigate the drama of small-town murder conspiracies, vigilante justice, and demonic summoning rituals...whether he wants to or not.
Book Synopsis Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Three by :
Download or read book Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Three written by and published by Jack Townsend. This book was released on with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An army of monsters walks among us, hidden in plain sight. They’re fast. They’re strong. They’re unrelenting. And they only want one thing: the gas station at the edge of town. Coming as a surprise to absolutely no one, Jack—night-shift clerk and local crazy person—has found himself neck-deep in the middle of yet another world-ending terror. And this time around, nobody can be trusted. Not that tough-as-nails cop who probably knows a lot more than she’s letting on. Not the adorkable new employee who might be something far less innocent than she appears. Not even Jack’s best friend/emotional support human, whose mysterious past seems to have finally caught up with him. In this latest installment of the Gas Station saga, Jack’s world will change forever. Questions will be answered, and answers will be questioned. Friends become enemies. Strangers become enemies. Frenemies become enemies. (You know what? Jack is going to have a lot of new enemies.) Prepare yourself. Things are about to get weird.
Download or read book Hopeful Monsters written by Hiromi Goto and published by arsenal pulp press. This book was released on 2004-09-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Hopeful monsters” are genetically abnormal organisms that, nonetheless, adapt and survive in their environments. In these devastating stories, the hopeful monsters in question are those who will not be tethered by familial duty nor bound by the ghosts of their past. Home becomes fraught, reality a nightmare as Hiromi Goto weaves her characters through tales of domestic crises and cultural dissonance. They are the walking wounded—a mother who is terrified by a newborn daughter who bears a tail; a “stinky girl” who studies the human condition in a shopping mall; a family on holiday wih a visiting grandfather who cannot abide their “foreign” nature. But wills are a force unto themselves, and Goto’s characters are imbued with the light of myth and magic-realism. With humor and keen insight, Goto makes the familiar seem strange, and deciphers those moments when the idyllic skews into the absurd and the sublime. From “Stinky Girl”: The unbearable voices of mythic manatees, the cry of the phoenix, the whispers of kappa lovers beside a gurgling stream. The voice of the moon that is ever turned away from our gaze, the song of suns colliding. The sounds which permeate from my skin on such a level of intensity that mortal senses recoil, deflect beauty into ugliness as a way of coping. And my joy. Such incredible joy. The hairs on my arms stand electric, the static energy and the heat amplifies my smell/sound with such exponential dizzying intensity, that the plastic which surrounds me bursts apart, falls away from my being like an artificial cocoon. I hover, twenty feet in the air. Hiromi Goto is the author of the novels Chorus of Mushrooms (winner of a Commonwealth Writers Prize and co-winner of the Canada-Japan Book Award) and The Kappa Child (winner of the James Tiptree, Jr. Award). She lives in Burnaby, British Columbia.
Download or read book Fade written by Kyle Mills and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author of Vince Flynn's Mitch Rapp novels Kyle Mills rewrites the rules for thrillers with Fade -- a novel ripped from today's headlines Welcome to the new war on terror. A secret wing of Homeland Security is recruiting agents to work undercover in the Middle East, and the director wants his second-in-command, Matt Egan, to bring aboard an old friend, Salam Al Fayed—better known as Fade. He's perfect: An ex-Navy Seal and the son of immigrants, he speaks flawless Arabic. Trouble is, he's "retired"; he was wounded in the line of duty, and the government refused to pay for the risky surgery that could have helped him. Now he's walking around with a bullet lodged near his spine, and he's not too fond of anyone in the government -- least of all, his ex-best friend Matt Egan, whom he blames for his present condition. Against Egan's wishes, the director tries to "persuade" Fade to join the team. But Fade is prepared to fight back at any cost. The chase is on -- will Matt be able to find his friend-turned-fugitive before Fade can take the ultimate revenge? Fade is a remarkable, take-no-prisoners program from an unparalleled writer at the height of his talents.
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend This Never Happened by : Jenny Lawson
Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Book Synopsis Random Acts of Vegas (Random Series #9) by : Julia Kent
Download or read book Random Acts of Vegas (Random Series #9) written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now, you know my mama’s a gambler (sweeper, whatever...), so I guess I got to blame her for a little of this. When the band got invited to do a big gig here in Las Vegas, I was so excited. Really excited. And when we got here, I was dazzled. A little too dazzled. I blame the lights and the money and does Vegas pump a scent through the entire town that makes you think you’re a winner, or what? Because I gambled all our money away. And by “our,” I mean the band’s money. All of it. Every dang cent. Only no one knows. They’d kill me. So I have to find a way to make all that money back. I have an idea. I got a good body and a smart mind. (Quit laughing). I can do this. I can fix this. Really. It’s just gonna get a little weird for a while. Random Acts of Vegas is the ninth book in Julia Kent’s New York Times-bestselling Random series. When the band performs in Vegas, anything goes – including Darla’s dignity and all of the band’s savings. When a savior appears, though, there’s a trade-off for being rescued. A big one. How far is Darla willing to go? Oh, please. It’s Darla. Like you even have to wonder... This book is told from the point of view of Darla, Trevor, and Joe.
Download or read book Castle of Days written by Gene Wolfe and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1995-03-15 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Washington Post has called Gene Wolfe "the finest writer the science fiction world has yet produced." This volume, Castle of Days, joins together two of his rarest and most sought after works--Gene Wolfe's Book of Days and The Castle of the Otter--and add thirty-nine short essays collected here for the first time, to fashion a rich and engrossing architecture of wonder. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis The Random Series Boxed Set (Books 7-9) by : Julia Kent
Download or read book The Random Series Boxed Set (Books 7-9) written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 691 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The third boxed set in Julia Kent's New York Times and USA Today bestselling series takes the band in a whole new direction, as their bass player recovers from injuries involving a bizarre machinery malfunction and a gerbil, Christmas hijinks include Darla being in jail, and the band goes to Vegas. 'nuff said. But not 'nuff read! Books 7, 8 and 9 in the long-running series are in this boxed set for your reading enjoyment as Random Acts of Crazy adds a substitute bass player (Frown), roadtrip madness ensues, and in the end it's all about friendship, love, and - of course - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Including Mavis the Chicken. --- The Random Series Boxed Set, Vol. 3, includes the books: Random Acts of LA (formerly published under the title Random on Tour: Los Angeles) Random Acts of Christmas (formerly published under the title Merry Random Christmas) Random Acts of Vegas (formerly published under the title Random on Tour: Las Vegas)
Book Synopsis How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by : Lewis Burke Frumkes
Download or read book How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children written by Lewis Burke Frumkes and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-07-24 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America's very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them. Explore the benefits of aerobic typing. Wile a friend with "Exotic Gifts from Harry and Larry" including "Road Imperial Valium—America's Favorite Tranquilizer—Only Better." Take charge of your next meeting with Frumkes's "New Rules of Order," which include Blurting, Interrupting, and Bullwhipping. Jump in the saddle and rope a roach—apartment style. And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious "Gifted Child Fricassee."
Book Synopsis Outwitting Squirrels by : Bill Adler, Jr.
Download or read book Outwitting Squirrels written by Bill Adler, Jr. and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 1996-09 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book illustrating and explaining a series of strategems to keep squirrels from eating and ruining yards and gardens when more traditional tactics fail.
Book Synopsis Our Dumb Animals by : George Thorndike Angell
Download or read book Our Dumb Animals written by George Thorndike Angell and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Evildoer (Crossbreed Series: Book 12) by : Dannika Dark
Download or read book Evildoer (Crossbreed Series: Book 12) written by Dannika Dark and published by Dannika Dark. This book was released on 2022-11-13 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Betrayal. Vengeance. Loyalty. Dark forces are at work in the epic conclusion of the USA Today bestselling Crossbreed series. Raven has come a long way since joining Keystone. She embraced her Vampire side, learned to work with others, and even fell in love. But how far is she willing to go for the greater good? When Viktor receives an anonymous tip regarding the whereabouts of the most notorious oligarchs in the Breed world, Keystone’s courage is put to the test. The stakes are high—one wrong move could have catastrophic consequences. In a shocking turn of events, Christian’s recent disappearance reveals secrets that could ruin him. The past is finally catching up, and Raven is faced with her greatest decision yet—one that could seal her fate forever. Will Keystone deliver the justice these men deserve, or will the cost be greater than the reward? Find out in this powerful conclusion to the Crossbreed series. The hardest demons to conquer are often our own. Keywords: urban fantasy, paranormal romance, vampires, mages, paranormal, supernatural, shifters, wolves, romance, secrets, mystery, magic, modern magic, alpha male, sexy, brotherhood, strong woman, ghosts, psychic, sensors, tracker, bounty hunter, villains, sleuth, series, demons, devils, swords, sorcery, daggers, spell, adventure, journey, action, hybrids, werewolves, werewolf, curse, enchantment, castle, mercenary, rogues, assassins, kidnap, transformed, tattoo, hunters, dark, fantasy, raven, special powers, snarky, banter, chemistry, humor, sidekicks, series, urban fantasy, keystone, crossbreed series, enemies to lovers, slow burn, booktok
Download or read book Long Empty Roads written by Sean Little and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-02 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a hard, cold winter, Twist is no longer willing to struggle to live in Wisconsin. The time has come for him to move south. There he will begin to rebuild life after the viral apocalypse. The world he knew is changing, however. Nature is slowly reclaiming the land. Exotic animals released from zoos roam freely. Stores of food, once fresh and plentiful, are beginning to spoil. Surviving in the South is no guarantee, but it will be warmer there. And there will be wild game to hunt and plenty of land to farm. The South represents his best chance at building a new existence. But first, he needs to search for other survivors. Even if the Flu did not kill him, loneliness just might.
Book Synopsis The Girls She Left Behind by : Sarah Graves
Download or read book The Girls She Left Behind written by Sarah Graves and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2016 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "After ten years as a captive of kidnapper Henry Gemmerle, Joan Crimmins eludes the media and spurns the family who failed to search for her. Instead, she settles in the remote Maine town of Bearkill. But when Gemmerle flees a prison clinic and a 16-year-old Bearkill girl vanishes, Aroostook County Sheriff's deputy Lizzie Snow knows that Joan's painful past has just become another young woman's horrifying future"--
Book Synopsis Ghosts of Ravenwood by : Vivienne Monroe
Download or read book Ghosts of Ravenwood written by Vivienne Monroe and published by Vivienne Monroe. This book was released on 2024-05-14 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beneath the tranquil surface of Bleakwater Springs lies a web of secrets that were never meant to be unearthed. Blood-stained betrayals and sinister intentions are coming to light, threatening to expose the town's darkest truths. As the town's former sweetheart returns to Ravenwood, she brings with her a storm of unanswered questions and grim memories. Her sister's mysterious death remains an open wound, and she's back to find closure. But the girl everyone remembers is gone—replaced by a woman with a hidden agenda. With the police closing in and trust dissolving, the lines between friend and foe blur. The innocent facade of the returning sweetheart hides a master manipulator, and the town's residents are unwittingly playing her game. But one person sees through the act and is determined to unveil her true intentions. In "Ghosts of Ravenwood," suspense and intrigue intertwine, leading you through a tale of deception, revenge, and the haunting past that refuses to stay buried. Perfect for fans of psychological thrillers and small-town mysteries, this novel will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very last page. Dive into a story where every character hides a secret, and no one is what they seem. Discover the chilling secrets of Bleakwater Springs and uncover the true face of Ravenwood. Can you handle the truth?
Download or read book Starting Over written by Stacy Finz and published by Lyrical Shine. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The mountain town of Nugget, California, may be tiny, but with its breathtaking scenery, fresh air, and lovable locals, it has everything. Not to mention it’s the perfect setting for firsts—and seconds—of all kinds… On the day of her glitzy New York City wedding, society girl Samantha Dunsbury ditches her Wall Street groom, and hops in her convertible. Her only plan is to head west. But when a pit stop lands her at a lovely Victorian inn in Nugget, she doesn’t want to leave. And when the innkeeper needs someone to fill in, Sam is thrilled to take the job—her first! For once, she’s going to do what makes her happy. She just has to figure out what happy looks like. She never expects it to look like her surly new boss… The last thing Nate Breyer needs is a debutante dilettante mucking up his business. How his sister—and co-owner—could’ve hired Sam is beyond him. Nate’s known women like Sam before—he was engaged to one once. With no options, he’ll just have to keep his eye on her while also keeping his distance. But to his surprise it turns out Sam’s got a knack for the job, and for putting folks at ease—including Nate. As business—and pleasure—heat up their relationship, Nate finds himself ready to do anything to persuade the runaway-bride to stay permanently gone… Praise For Stacy Finz “Finz is a unique new voice. Nugget, California is a charming small town filled with inventive characters and sweet romance."--Jill Shalvis, New York Times bestselling author of the Lucky Harbor Series "Tender and touching, Stacy Finz writes romance with heart."--Marina Adair, #1 National bestselling author of Summer in Napa
