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Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Kaylee Monroe and published by Kaylee Monroe. This book was released on 2016-12-11 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A naughty, sexy Christmas romance Amanda Creighton has always been the epitome of a good girl, until the day her inner vixen convinces her to tease the office bad boy with a gift he can't possibly resist.
Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Mari Carr and published by Mari Carr Books LLC. This book was released on with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Santa, I’ve been a very naughty girl… California born and bred, Paris only came to North Pole, Indiana to spruce up and sell the kitschy shop she inherited. But when she meets Joe the handyman and all of his country boy muscles, she just can’t help herself. He doesn’t do casual sex – but she’s determined to do him because Paris refuses to leave town without seeing his big package and spreading a little holiday cheer of the sexy variety. Dear Santa, I’ve been a very good man… Joe is an upstanding guy, who works hard, helps raise his nephew, and plays Santa at the town’s annual holiday party. But he can’t resist the hot brunette from L.A. and before he can say “ho ho ho” she’s got him throwing over all his rules and dragging her to his bed. Now all he wants for Christmas is every night in Paris... Naughty Santa was previously published as Big Package. It has been greatly revised.
Book Synopsis Santa's Naughty Little Elves by : Harp Dhami
Download or read book Santa's Naughty Little Elves written by Harp Dhami and published by Austin Macauley. This book was released on 2020-09-30 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Throughout the year, Santa's little elves, who happen to be the ingenious, talented and brilliant artificers of toy-making, toil away in secret in their toy production barn in the North Pole. They bring joy to millions of children on Christmas morning with their hand-made gifts. Santa has noticed a dramatic increase in the number of good children over the past few years which is evident by his ever-growing well-behaved children list. Surely, good news. BUT not for the overworked elves! It now means more toys have to be made resulting in sore hands, tired feet and itchy bottoms. This worrying trend of burgeon little angels must come to a ha
Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Quirky Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-17 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who's Been Naughty And Who's Been Nice? Obviously Not You! So You Can Stop Wondering If You Made Santa's Nice List, You Didn't! This Is A Great Gift Or Even An Unusual Alternative To A Christmas Card For Any Fun Loving Family Member, Friend, Work Or Office Collegue. Makes A Fantastic Handout To Give At The Office Party For A.Gag And A Little Light Hearted Banter Description Striking And Funny Glossy Cover 8.5" x 11" 120 White Interior Lined Pages Great Christmas Stocking Stuffer/Filler Order A Copy Now For That Special Friend Or Colleague.
Download or read book Naughty List written by Allisha McAdoo and published by Kydala Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 7 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Warning* This story may contain graphic materials that some may not find suitable. Read at your own risk. Sasha was not an ordinary person. She just loved the holidays, especially Christmas. When everyone in the world got presents and did their traditions, she had found a new hobby. Christmas was the only time that she got to kill. She loved killing more than the actual holiday. From a young age, she became known as a Santa killer. This particular Christmas, something goes awry with her normal festivities. Will it be her undoing or fuel a monster full of hate?
Download or read book Who Killed Santa? written by Neil Haven and published by Original Works Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Synopsis: In this hilarious and irreverent send-up, Santa is hosting his annual holiday party attended by the usual holiday favorties: Frosty, Tiny Tim, The Little Drummer Boy, and Rudolph, who all have a bone to pick with Santa. After the introduction of the sexy new Little Drummer Girl, tempers flare, and Santa ends up with a candy cane through the heart. No one will confess, no one can leave, and Christmas is in jeopardy. As the tension builds, a couple of incompetent detectives enter the scene, and all the dirty secrets of these iconic holiday characters are revealed. Eventually, with the help of the audience, the murderer is convicted and sentenced. * The show features parodies of holiday songs and four different endings. Cast Size: 3 Males, 2 Females, 1 Either
Book Synopsis It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This by : Andrew Shaffer
Download or read book It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This written by Andrew Shaffer and published by 8th Circle Press. This book was released on 2014-12-07 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." -- The Gazette "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This" is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. Previously published as "The Shelf on the Elf," this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, regret, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.
Book Synopsis Naughty & Nice by : Phoebe Alexander
Download or read book Naughty & Nice written by Phoebe Alexander and published by Mountains Wanted Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-06 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Spicetopia, naughty and nice can be two sides of the same coin. Especially during the holidays. Micah Greene didn't know what to expect when he was asked to officiate a wedding at a theme park catering to "grown-ups." He'd worked so hard to keep himself on the straight and narrow after he saw what promiscuity and debauchery had done to his brothers. He would somehow resist the seductress event planner he had to work with...no matter how hard he was...ahem...IT was. Surely he could control his naughty thoughts around her. It was just one week, right? Natalie Roux joined the Spicetopia staff as the official event planner, and her first big event was the owner’s wedding. She wanted to make a good first impression, but the minister they brought in to officiate the ceremony was a sugarplum she wouldn’t mind sinking her teeth into. She needed to keep her hands (and mouth) to herself if she was going to pull off the holiday wedding of the century! She could be nice and not let herself get into trouble. It was just one week...right? Naughty & Nice is Book 4 in the Spicetopia series. Spicetopia is a lavish adult theme park in the Bahamas. Its motto is, "Where fantasies are fulfilled, and variety is the spice of life!" Come visit today! Though the series can be read in any order, here is the preferred reading order: Book 1: Sugar & Spice (Cy and Jolie's story) Book 2: Virtue & Vice (Moon and Katja's story) Book 3: Fire & Ice (Neve and Enya’s story) Book 4: Naughty & Nice (Micah and Natalie’s story) Book 5: Dares & Dice (Tyler and Makenna's story) Book 6: Loyalty & Lies (Calvin and Paisley's story -- crossover with Eastern Shore Swingers Series) Book 7: Penny & Pryce (novella)
Book Synopsis Christmas Candles by : Elsie Hobart Carter
Download or read book Christmas Candles written by Elsie Hobart Carter and published by . This book was released on 1915 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Secret Santa written by Kathleen Brooks and published by Laurens Publishing. This book was released on 2012-11-26 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Secret Santa is part of the Bluegrass Brothers series. It should be read after Rising Storm and before Acquiring Trouble. It wouldn’t be Christmas in Keeneston without a party! Everyone’s invited, even Santa… Kenna’s court docket is full, Dani’s hiding from her in-laws, Paige and Annie are about to burst from pregnancy, and Marshall is breaking up fights at the PTA Christmas Concert. The sweet potato casserole is made, the ham and biscuits are on the table, and men are losing their shirts—and not because of bets placed with the Rose Sisters! All the while, the entire town is wondering one thing: who is the sexy Secret Santa that showed up with special gifts for everyone?
Book Synopsis Kitty Valentine Dates Santa by : Jillian Dodd
Download or read book Kitty Valentine Dates Santa written by Jillian Dodd and published by Jillian Dodd Inc.. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spin the wheel. Date the guy. Write the story. Fall in love? Six years ago, Kitty Valentine took the book world by storm when her sweet debut romance hit number one on the Best Sellers List, which was followed by a string of successful releases. Her latest novel, however, totally bombs, causing her editor to suggest she write much sexier books. To Kitty, writing smut is the literary equivalent of stripping. But with no advance coming in and her royalties dipping to an all-time low, Kitty has no choice. Armed with a hot-guy spinning prize wheel, made by her best friend, listing all the different types of men she will date and then write about, Kitty will be spinning—not stripping—her way back onto the best-sellers list. And in the process, she just might write her own happily ever after.
Download or read book Santa Baby written by Jonathan Stutzman and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jonathan Stutzman and Heather Fox, the duo behind Llama Destroys the World, take their trademark hijinks up to the North Pole in this laugh-out-loud, heartfelt Christmas-themed picture book. Santa is feeling old, and being in the business of Christmas for centuries is . . . well, it isn't all milk and cookies. In hopes of regaining some of his pep, Santa asks the spirit of Christmas to give him something for a change: skim off a couple of years and make him younger. But Christmas magic is powerful, and Santa gets more than he wished for. Instead of a fresh new outlook and boundless energy, he needs diapers and a nap—stat. With Christmas only a few days away, the elves rush to teach Santa Baby the basics. But will there be enough time to prepare their new bundle of holiday joy for the job? Funny and spirited, bright and inspiring, and with an unforgettable title, Santa Baby is destined to be a yuletide read families revisit every year.
Book Synopsis A Rogue Santa by : Adrienne Giordano
Download or read book A Rogue Santa written by Adrienne Giordano and published by Steele Ridge Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-19 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s Christmas and Sheriff Maggie Kingston wants no nonsense in her small town. Unfortunately for Maggie, a prankster Santa is leaving ancient televisions on front porches and costing Steele Ridge precious resources. Fed up, Maggie recruits her football star boyfriend Jayson to help her nab the naughty Santa. But will they catch him before he makes a fool of all of them?
Download or read book The Fat Man written by Ken Harmon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satire of traditional Christmas stories and noir. A hardboiled elf is framed for murder in a North Pole world that plays reindeer games for keeps, and where favorite holiday characters live complex lives beyond December. Fired from his longtime job as captain of the Coal Patrol, two-foot-three inch 1,300-year-old elf Gumdrop Coal is angry. He's one of Santa's original elves, inspired by the fat man's vision to bring joy to children on that one special day each year. But somewhere along the way things went sour for Gumdrop. Maybe it was delivering one too many lumps of coal for the Naughty List. Maybe it's the conspiracy against Christmas that he's starting to sense down every chimney. Either way, North Pole disillusionment is nothing new: Some elves brood with a bottle of nog, trying to forget their own wish list. Some get better. Some get bitter. Gumdrop Coal wants revenge. Justice is the only thing he knows, and so he decides to give a serious wakeup call to parents who can't keep their vile offspring from landing on the Naughty List. But when one parent winds up dead, his eye shot out with a Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model BB gun, Gumdrop Coal must learn who framed him and why. Along the way he'll escape the life-sucking plants of the Mistletoe Forrest, battle the infamous Tannenbomb Giant, and survive a close encounter with twelve very angry drummers and their violent friends. The horrible truth lurking behind the gingerbread doors of Kringle Town could spell the end of Christmas-and of the fat man himself. Holly Jolly!
Book Synopsis CHRISTMAS TRIVIA by : Narayan Changder
Download or read book CHRISTMAS TRIVIA written by Narayan Changder and published by CHANGDER OUTLINE. This book was released on 2023-12-08 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on a joyous journey through the wonder and magic of Christmas with "FESTIVE FACT-FINDER," the ultimate guide for holiday enthusiasts, festive revelers, and anyone eager to test their knowledge of Yuletide traditions. Tailored for those captivated by the spirit of the season, this comprehensive trivia book transforms Christmas facts into a merry adventure. Featuring carefully crafted multiple-choice questions, heartwarming insights, and interactive elements, "FESTIVE FACT-FINDER" is your passport to a delightful exploration of the traditions, history, and enchantment that make Christmas a truly magical time of year. Key Features: Yuletide Traditions Trek: Immerse yourself in the Yuletide Traditions Trek, where questions explore the beloved customs and rituals that define the Christmas season. From festive decorations to timeless carols, rediscover the joyous traditions that bring warmth to the holiday season. Santa's Sleigh Spectacle: Hit the sleigh with Santa's Sleigh Spectacle, a section dedicated to the jolly old man himself. Test your knowledge of Santa's worldwide adventures, legendary helpers, and the magic that makes his annual journey a cherished part of Christmas. Holiday Movie Magic: Step into the Holiday Movie Magic, where questions highlight the classic and contemporary Christmas films that have become an integral part of the season. From heartwarming tales to animated delights, relive the magic of Christmas through the silver screen. Winter Wonderland Wonders: Explore the Winter Wonderland Wonders, delving into the enchanting world of snow-covered landscapes, festive markets, and cozy celebrations. Test your knowledge of the global traditions that turn winter into a magical season. Christmas Carols Cavalcade: Witness the Christmas Carols Cavalcade, testing your knowledge of the timeless songs that fill the air with festive melodies. From traditional carols to contemporary classics, sing along and celebrate the musical magic of Christmas. Interactive Learning: Foster engagement with printable resources, discussion prompts, and creative activities. "FESTIVE FACT-FINDER" goes beyond traditional trivia resources, making learning about Christmas an interactive and heartwarming experience. Why Choose Our Christmas Trivia Adventure? Holiday Enthusiast Expertise: Crafted by Christmas enthusiasts with a deep understanding of holiday traditions and the magic of the season, ensuring content is both festive and heartwarming. Versatile Entertainment: Whether you're a Yuletide aficionado or just starting to embrace the holiday spirit, "FESTIVE FACT-FINDER" offers a versatile and engaging experience for fans of all levels. Interactive Exploration: This trivia adventure provides a merry and interactive journey through the world of Christmas, making learning about holiday traditions an entertaining and heartwarming quest. Keywords: Christmas Trivia, Festive Fact-Finder, Yuletide Traditions Trek, Santa's Sleigh Spectacle, Holiday Movie Magic, Winter Wonderland Wonders, Christmas Carols Cavalcade, Interactive Learning. Embark on a merry journey through Christmas with "FESTIVE FACT-FINDER." Whether you're a holiday enthusiast, festive reveler, or just eager to explore the magic of the season, this trivia adventure offers an engaging and heartwarming exploration of the traditions, songs, and moments that make Christmas truly special. Add this essential resource to your collection and let the Christmas trivia merriment begin! Purchase your guide now and dive into the festive world of "FESTIVE FACT-FINDER"!
Book Synopsis A Very Grim Christmas by : Rachel Lawson
Download or read book A Very Grim Christmas written by Rachel Lawson and published by Rachel Lawson. This book was released on 2024-03-18 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blake "The Grinch" Alexander, the Grim Reaper, called the King of Death and Christmas Grinch. He was cursed with having a boss who loved Christmas when he despised the season of joy. He was made a tool of the season, making Blake feel like a fool. His son the Necromancer is not making the season any better for him either. Music by Suno Ai, song lyric and book by R. Lawson Not a kid's story!
Book Synopsis Snowbound With Santa by : Rachelle Ayala
Download or read book Snowbound With Santa written by Rachelle Ayala and published by Rachelle Ayala. This book was released on with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 🎄 A Romance Writer’s Christmas Miracle! 🎄 Bestselling author Lila Bennet is facing every writer’s nightmare: a looming deadline and a bad case of writer’s block. Desperate for inspiration, she escapes to the charming Snowfall Inn, hoping to rediscover her belief in love and happy endings. Enter Nick Clausen, the inn’s reluctant Santa Claus with a heart of gold and a secret past. When a booking mix-up lands them as accidental roommates, sparks fly faster than reindeer on Christmas Eve! As Lila and Nick navigate snowball fights, reindeer races, and mistletoe mishaps, they might just find that the best love stories are the ones you live, not write. But with the real world waiting and family expectations looming, can their holiday romance last beyond the twinkle of Christmas lights? A heartwarming tale of finding love in the most unexpected places. Perfect for fans of small-town romance and sweet Christmas movies.
