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Author : Al Kracht
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780965980807
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Limericks New & Naughty written by Al Kracht and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David Ellis
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1664100911
Total Pages : 93 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (641 download)
Download or read book Naughty Nonsense, Lascivious Limericks and Much More written by David Ellis and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING Be prepared to be amused by the odd ways of the characters here portrayed in the first section of the book devoted to Limericks. Be prepared to feel sympathy for their mishaps and trials. But especially be prepared to be shocked by their goings-on and shenanigans - the forger, the glutton, the cheat, the drunkard, the proud, the greedy, the slothful, the unfaithful, the exhibitionist, the sex-mad, the dominatrix, the cougar, the transsexual, the transvestite, the masochist, the homosexual and many more. However also enjoy the more gentle humour of the later lengthier works set both in the UK and Australia which include homage to the Australian love of sport and the beach as well as a sad childhood tale.
Author : Patricia Feinberg Stoner
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995746244
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (462 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Rude Limericks written by Patricia Feinberg Stoner and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569758816
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)
Download or read book The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-07-20 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Author : John Patrick
Publisher : Audio Literature
ISBN 13 : 9780787107338
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Dirty Ditties written by John Patrick and published by Audio Literature. This book was released on 1996 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, Pulitzer Prize-winning writer John Patrick has assembled a delightful collection of lyrical poetry & verse to thoroughly stretch even the most active imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, "Dirty Ditties" is also a hilarious commentary on contemporary issues, sins, & virtues such as greed, divorce, hope, love, food, weight & royalty. No stone is left unturned as Patrick's nearly sixty ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms & bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists & curls
Author : Ronald Stanza
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1620873419
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)
Download or read book There Was a Young Man from Nantucket written by Ronald Stanza and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here now is a steamy collection Of limericks rare. Each selection Will run for five lines, Contain marvelous rhymes— Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion. Some readers may think that it’s crude To offer for sale what is lewd But if you’re offended By what is appended, We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!
Author : Brian W. Aldiss
Publisher : Alma Classics
ISBN 13 : 9781847490384
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (93 download)
Download or read book Dirty Limericks written by Brian W. Aldiss and published by Alma Classics. This book was released on 2007-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Marketing Blurb
Author : Gershon Legman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Limerick written by Gershon Legman and published by . This book was released on 1969 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Randy Imwalle
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781481003636
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (36 download)
Download or read book A Pirate Named Molly written by Randy Imwalle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-03-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A PIRATE NAMED MOLLY - 56 Limericks for Kids contains a smorgasbord of 56 all-new limericks for kids ages 6 - 13. The limericks range from the traditional A Pirate Named Molly to the folklore inspired Naughty Young Shepherd (The Boy Who Cried Wolf). Holiday limericks include A Reindeer Named Charley and A Creepy Old Witch. Nursery Rhyme adaptations include A Spider Named Matt (Little Miss Muffett). Many of the limericks are impertinent. Some end in tragedy, others are nonsense. All of them will make a kid think - about words, about choices, and about consequences. Also included are a How-To-Write-A-Limerick Guide and a Rhyming Word Cheat Sheet. These two tools make writing limericks easy and fun for kids and adults - the author uses the Cheat Sheet every day!
Author : Thomas J. Lawton
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1467048666
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (67 download)
Download or read book Occasional Limericks written by Thomas J. Lawton and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-08-11 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of limericks written over the past 60 years or so about incidents that have occurred in the authors life experience. Most are for specific occasions with a few naughty bits since there are so many of those by others.
Author : A. Cumberslut
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781503277311
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (773 download)
Download or read book The Naughty Little Book of Cumberbitch Nursery Rhymes written by A. Cumberslut and published by . This book was released on 2014-12-07 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a choice collection of Cumber-rhymes, inspired by classic fairy tales, old nursery rhymes, and the bizarre and enchanting beauty of the man who launched a zillion Cumberbitches!
Author : Anita F. Hart
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762432554
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (325 download)
Download or read book Pottymouth written by Anita F. Hart and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-11-25 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Miss Lucy had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven, The steamboat went to— Hello, Operator, please give me number 9!” “Smelt it, dealt it; denied it, supplied it.” “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.” Who doesn't know “Milk, milk, lemonade...”? Every adult who ever rode a school bus, or sat on a jungle gym, has heard at least a few of these “classic” gems. The collection of verse in Pottymouth rides the nostalgic wave, covering everything from underwear poems to the ultimate taunts, silly songs to the basest bathroom humor. Readers from any part of the country will recognize at least a few of these dirty little rhymes. But with the variety of material here, the reader is bound to learn a new one! (Resist the urge to skip rope!) Broken into categories from the classics (“Miss Lucy”) to Anatomy, The Joy of Swearing, Toilet Talk, Underwear, Limericks, and Taunts, this volume is the perfect gift to remind someone of just how old they are! The author confesses “I grew up on Nantucket with four older sisters and two foul-mouthed neighbors who showed me the ropes of swearing and mockery at an early age. My father, a head chef, would recite bawdy navy poems during slow periods and could string together expletives that might have shocked Gordon Ramsey when things went awry. A few years ago, my younger brother and I took our nephew out for his 13th birthday and were shocked to learn that he couldn't swear or recite any dirty poems. We taught him a few choice poems and how to play liar's poker. He's now a lawyer and sport fishing captain and thanks us for his good start.”
Author : Evangeline Lilly
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1783295457
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (832 download)
Download or read book The Squickerwonkers written by Evangeline Lilly and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Selma of the Rin-Run Royals, a clever little girl who is spoiled to the core. One day Selma stumbles upon a band of colorful marionettes, and gets more than she bargained for. The remarkable Squickerwonkers of the fabulous Squickershow are about to teach Selma that she’ll not always get her way. Evangeline Lilly is best known for her work as an actress, but her foremost passion has always been writing. This book is her first published work. Beautifully illustrated by Johnny Fraser-Allen, this eccentric and visually stunning cautionary tale will appeal to adults and children alike.
Author : Anonymous
Publisher : Alma Classics
ISBN 13 : 9781847497093
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (97 download)
Download or read book Dirty Limericks written by Anonymous and published by Alma Classics. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside these covers you will find a collection of licentious limericks which have been handed down from generation to generation by word of mouth, some of them for over a hundred years. Until quite recently, few of these verses had ever appeared in print for public consumption, although many had been privately printed and circulated from time to time. This definitive collection of the world's rudest, lewdest limericks will perhaps finally bestow respectability upon stanzas long venerated in oral tradition. Most of them are bawdy, some are wickedly clever - all are guaranteed to raise a laugh. There was a young man from Kildare, Who was having his girl on the stair; On the forty-fourth stroke, The banister broke And he finished her off in mid-air.
Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429906421
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book The Cunning Linguist written by Richard Lederer and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have some fun with your native tongue! In The Cunning Linguist, renowned language expert Richard Lederer shows us the naughtier side of wordplay, revealing hundreds of hilarious, ingenious, unabashed, and adults-only puns, jokes, limericks, one-liners, and other adventures in sexual humor. This book of "good, clean dirty fun" will delight word hounds, punsters, bachelor-party goers, and anyone who likes a clever grown-up joke. Here's a taste of The Cunning Linguist: Q: What does a man have in his pants that you can also find on a pool table? A: Pockets. Have you heard about the incompatible couple? He had no income, and she wasn't pattable. The four stages of a couple's sex life: Under 35: Tri-weekly 35-45: Try weekly 45-55: Try weakly 55 and over: Try, try, try. For much more, sneak between the covers of this unique and laugh-out-loud book.
Author : Eric G. Müller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781627200615
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (6 download)
Download or read book Frogs, Frags & Kisses written by Eric G. Müller and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-01 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frogs, Frags, and Kisses delights in wordplay and wisdom. Each of its more than two hundred very short poems showcases Muller's wit, depth, and inner struggles. From tanka to limericks, and haiku to little fragments, this author sees the big in the small, the meaning in the prosaic, and the humor in the tragedy. A wonderful compendium of the small, this book will delight with its miniature portraits of a life keenly observed; from sleepless nighttime hours, to pearls of perception, to the naughty thoughts of moguls, artists, scholars or vagabonds. A book to savor and enjoy, in big bites or small."
Author : Pearson School
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780752526867
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (268 download)
Download or read book Little Book of Naughty Limericks written by Pearson School and published by . This book was released on 1998-10 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
