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Book Synopsis My Toothbrush Smells like Ass! by : Francis F. Farrell
Download or read book My Toothbrush Smells like Ass! written by Francis F. Farrell and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While most passengers write to the airline after travel to complain of the usual flight delays, cancellations, and rude employees, there are more serious complaints submitted to the DOT, the FAA, or the BBB, when people experience lost children who were traveling as unaccompanied minors, passengers with disabilities, denied boardings due to oversold flights, sexual harassment, discrimination, or issues with animals traveling as cargo. Most of these complaints are legitimate, but this is a compilation of emails and letters from the last twenty years that have stood out as funny, ridiculous, obscene, or just "plane" crazy. So buckle up and ENJOY!
Book Synopsis Touch the Top of the World by : Erik Weihenmayer
Download or read book Touch the Top of the World written by Erik Weihenmayer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002-03-26 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The incredible bestselling book from the author of No Barriers and The Adversity Advantage Erik Weihenmayer was born with retinoscheses, a degenerative eye disorder that would leave him blind by the age of thirteen. But Erik was determined to rise above this devastating disability and lead a fulfilling and exciting life. In this poignant and inspiring memoir, he shares his struggle to push past the limits imposed on him by his visual impairment-and by a seeing world. He speaks movingly of the role his family played in his battle to break through the barriers of blindness: the mother who prayed for the miracle that would restore her son's sight and the father who encouraged him to strive for that distant mountaintop. And he tells the story of his dream to climb the world's Seven Summits, and how he is turning that dream into astonishing reality (something fewer than a hundred mountaineers have done). From the snow-capped summit of McKinley to the towering peaks of Aconcagua and Kilimanjaro to the ultimate challenge, Mount Everest, this is a story about daring to dream in the face of impossible odds. It is about finding the courage to reach for that ultimate summit, and transforming your life into something truly miraculous. "An inspiration to other blind people and plenty of us folks who can see just fine."—Jon Krakauer, New York Times bestselling author of Into Thin Air
Download or read book The Biker's Vow written by Glenna Maynard and published by Glenna Maynard. This book was released on 2024-08-29 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wall Street Journal & USAT Bestselling Author Glenna Maynard delivers another dark and dirty adventure in her bestselling Royal Bastards MC: Charleston, WV World. Smoke I’m not a good man. I’ve done bad things. Lied, cheated, and even killed. I’d do it all again if every time it brings me home to her. Ember. My good girl who has been sheltered from the world. Raised in a cult, there’s so much she doesn’t understand about life. So much life she hasn’t experienced. I want to give it all to her. Put the world in the palm of her hand and treat her like a queen. I’ve made a vow not only to her but to myself to be a man worthy of all the love she has to give. I’m Ember’s first and I intend to be her last. I’ll do whatever it takes to bind her to me in every way possible. The Biker’s Vow is book 16 in the bestselling Royal bastards MC: Charleston, WV chapter. Taming The Biker should be read first for best enjoyment. Search Terms: MC romance, biker romance, age gap romance, morally gray hero, love & relationships, marriage, contemporary, dark romance, antihero, cheating, oops baby
Download or read book Social X written by Ondré Tokai and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-05-02 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Derek Kingman wants to be normal. He wants to escape his past, his dead father, and his darkness. It feeds off him from the inside out as he suffocates in the small town that watched and did nothing while his father committed inhuman acts right before his very eyes as a child. Now his dads voice and atrocities forever haunt him in his nightmares, both nocturnal and waking. He believes he can change his fortune, fill that widening internal void with a change of scenery and perhaps a future in the City of Angels. Dereks on the hottest reality show the Xtreme Channel has to offer, Social X. Its simple; he lives with seven other slightly damaged, stupid, and/or annoying humans for a few months, opens what he hopes to be a successful business, gets laid multiple times, gets high, and slowly devours the nothingface that stirs inside him. He is wrong . . . but lucky for the audience, they get to slowly see it all unfold live on their television sets and live Internet feeds . . . and they cant get enough.
Download or read book Addicted written by Zoey Williams and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2014-12-01 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Talia Truman is a manager's worst nightmare. A former child star, Talia traded in her braids and became a smart-mouthed party girl with a penchant for bad boys and even badder decisions. (Usually involving alcohol.) With a massive movie deal on the line, however, Talia needs to keep herself—and her purple thong panties—out of trouble. But sex-addiction rehab? Definitely not her idea… Unfortunately, being stuck in rehab with emerging country music star Matt Skyler—aka The Most Delicious Man Talia Can't Have—is testing Talia's newfound chastity. All she wants to do is fall off the wagon and onto Matt. But Matt isn't exactly the bad boy she thought he was. In fact, Talia is starting to suspect that this cowboy might secretly be a total gentleman. And worse still, she likes that. Now, under the blinding glare of the paparazzi, this not-so-bad boy and trying-to-be-good girl must choose between their reputations…and who they really are.
Download or read book Cultures written by Tina Bridges and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-08-25 with total page 584 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about a black woman who is highly intelligent that felled upon problems that lead to much hardship. In her quest of wanting to figure out, how did this beautiful, attractive, upright woman suddenly become homeless and unloved. Electra’s journey takes her as well as her readers into her past, digging for answers, while she lives in the present. Then towards her future just to discover the truth of her existence.
Download or read book Shadow Bird written by Kevin M. McGreer and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Good Kings Bad Kings by : Susan Nussbaum
Download or read book Good Kings Bad Kings written by Susan Nussbaum and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2013-11-12 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bellwether Award winner Susan Nussbaum’s powerful novel invites us into the lives of a group of typical teenagers—alienated, funny, yearning for autonomy—except that they live in an institution for juveniles with disabilities. This unfamiliar, isolated landscape is much the same as the world outside: friendships are forged, trust is built, love affairs are kindled, and rules are broken. But those who call it home have little or no control over their fate. Good Kings Bad Kings challenges our definitions of what it means to be disabled in a story told with remarkable authenticity and in voices that resound with humor and spirit.
Download or read book SON COMPLEX written by Kris Williamson and published by Buku Fixi (Fixi Novo). This book was released on 2013-02-01 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aaron, a 23 year-old American, comes to Malaysia for the first time. His mission: to meet Nasri Aziz, the politician he believes is his biological father. A man who has no idea Aaron even exists. Encouraged by the letters of his late mother Nora, Aaron seeks to find out more about her life in Malaysia in the 1980s. Aaron's arrival comes as a complete surprise not only to Nasri but his wife (who wants to be known only as Datin) and son Iskandar, a teenager who leads a darker double life. While working to gain their trust, Aaron discovers a complex background of secrets and lies. And it is up to Sundari, the controversial NGO activist who was Nora's confidante in Malaysia, to reveal the shocking truth. (Buku Fixi)
Book Synopsis The Camp of the Innocents by : Yasen Kalaidjieff
Download or read book The Camp of the Innocents written by Yasen Kalaidjieff and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The greater part of the book is based on a true story and describes the experiences of a boy in a summer camp, where he learns many of the lessons of life in the difficult way. In a broader aspect, it is about man, who possesses the quality of a leader, but the system turns him into a loser. The action only seemingly develops in a smaller country of the Balkans, Europe, during its early post-communist period. Human relations viewed are independent of place and time and of the age of the characters, as it is no secret that children's world is a reflection of a purer type of the world of adults. This is a book about the collision between good and evil, about truth and lie, about dignity and humiliation, about friendship and betrayal... But besides drama, there is also humour in it; besides violence, there is nobility and also philosophical and psychological thinking, entwined in the dynamic action.
Download or read book Smoke Drink F*#k written by Esme Oliver and published by Riverdale Avenue Books LLC. This book was released on 2017-02-10 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Screw Eat, Pray Love! Esme Oliver vows to Smoke, Drink, and Fuck her way to happiness. Newly-dumped, staring headlong into the barrel of 40, and veering towards a nervous breakdown, Esme heads to Italy for two weeks of carnal excess aimed at distracting from a life that is crumbling all around her. It is there that she meets the much younger Fernando, an Italian stallion who appears to be just the diversion Esme’s looking for. Only problem is they fall in love. Or so Esme thinks. Based on a true story, Smoke, Drink, Fuck, winner, Best Memoir, of the Southwest Writer’s Competition is the hilarious, outlandish and inspiring story of one fed-up woman’s journey from desperation to liberation. As she finds and loses love, uncovers what it really means to be independent, and discovers why no amount of praying does the trick of one great fuck.
Book Synopsis He is... Creed Part Two by : Lisa Renee Jones
Download or read book He is... Creed Part Two written by Lisa Renee Jones and published by Julie Patra Publishing. This book was released on 2024-05-16 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Creed. Addie. Pulled together and torn apart by those who want to use Creed as a weapon. Addie is hurt, tormented, eager to protect herself from Creed. But there is a bond between them unbreakable beyond anything known to mankind. Addie is about to find out just how strong that bond truly is, how impossible to break.
Book Synopsis Your Breath Smells Like Ass by : Please use Please use Scope soon.
Download or read book Your Breath Smells Like Ass written by Please use Please use Scope soon. and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-04 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to send somebody a message? This book is titled to send the recipient a message they won't forget! As a bonus, the book is filled with incoherent nonsense, making the recipient feel totally stupid and ensuring that the true message gets across.
Book Synopsis Four Seconds to Lose by : K.A. Tucker
Download or read book Four Seconds to Lose written by K.A. Tucker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-11-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a gorgeous young dancer walks through his door, a strip club owner must decide whether to follow his rules or his heart in the third novel by the author of One Tiny Lie and Ten Tiny Breaths. I believe you don’t have years, or months, or weeks to impact a person’s life. You have seconds. Seconds to win them over, and seconds to lose them. Owning a strip club isn’t the fantasy most guys expect it to be. With long hours, a staff with enough issues to keep a psych ward in business, and the police regularly on his case, twenty-nine-year-old Cain is starting to second-guess his unspoken mission to save the women he employs. And then blond, brown-eyed Charlie Rourke walks through his door, and things get really complicated. Cain abides by a strict “no sleeping with his staff” rule. But being around Charlie challenges Cain’s self-control . . . and it’s been a long time since any woman has done that. Twenty-two-year-old Charlie Rourke needs a lot of money, really fast, in order to vanish before it’s too late. Taking her clothes off for men makes her stomach curl, but Charlie tells herself that at least she’s putting her acting and dancing skills to good use. And though her fellow dancers seem eager to nab their sexy, sophisticated, and genuinely caring boss, she’s not interested. After all, Charlie Rourke doesn’t really exist—and the girl pretending to be her can’t get distracted by romance. Unfortunately, Charlie soon discovers that developing feelings for Cain is inevitable, and that those feelings may not be unrequited—but losing him when he finds out what she’s involved with will be more painful than any other sentence awaiting her.
Book Synopsis Monkey Business by : Sarah Mlynowski
Download or read book Monkey Business written by Sarah Mlynowski and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2009-06-01 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *
Book Synopsis He Is Creed: The Collection by : Lisa Renee Jones
Download or read book He Is Creed: The Collection written by Lisa Renee Jones and published by Julie Patra Publishing. This book was released on 2024-08-28 with total page 658 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parts One, Two, and Three of He Is Creed He is...Creed, a soldier lied to and turned into a weapon by his own country. She is the light to the darkness inside him. The only person who can save him from the monster he might become. The only person who can save the world from what he might become. Creed is one of the soldiers who were lied to and injected with an experimental serum at Area 51, a soldier whose unique ability to travel within and communicate with the wind makes him his country's greatest weapon. Within him is a great power, and a darkness, he secretly fears he cannot control. He is losing himself and his humanity and he doesn't know how to stop it from happening. But then he meets Addie, the beautiful and intelligent scientist and the daughter of the man who did this to him, who's come to right her father's wrong. The minute they connect, he feels drawn to her. The minute he touches her, he feels the darkness inside him calm, and an obsessive passion stirs between them. Possessiveness rises inside Creed and his desire for her is all consuming. Soon though, they will learn that Addie is his one true mate, his lifebond, the light to his darkness. A phenomenon no one quite understands and must be kept secret. But even as their bond develops into something greater than they imagined possible, danger erupts as some of Creed's kind rise up and become a threat. Creed is the only soldier powerful enough to end it all, but as he calls on that part of himself, the darkness stirs. The bond between Creed and Addie might be the only thing that saves the world. It also might be the death of Addie.
Book Synopsis Crazy Imperfect Love: A Dirty Dicks/Big Sky Novella by : KL Grayson
Download or read book Crazy Imperfect Love: A Dirty Dicks/Big Sky Novella written by KL Grayson and published by Evil Eye Concepts, Incorporated. This book was released on 2019-03-12 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author KL Grayson… Abigail Darwin needs one thing in life: consistency. Okay, make that two things: consistency and order. Tired of being shackled to her obsessive-compulsive mind, Abigail is determined to break free. Which is why she’s shaking things up. Fresh out of nursing school, she takes a traveling nurse position. A new job in a new city every few months? That’s a sure-fire way to keep her from settling down and falling into old habits. First stop, Cunningham Falls, Montana. The only problem? She didn’t plan on falling in love with the quaint little town, and she sure as heck didn’t plan on falling for its resident surgeon, Dr. Drake Merritt Laid back, messy, and spontaneous, Drake is everything she’s not. But he is completely smitten by the new, quirky nurse working on the med-surg floor of the hospital. Abby puts up a good fight, but Drake is determined to break through her carefully erected walls to find out what makes her tick. And sigh and moan and smile and laugh. Because he really loves her laugh. But falling in love isn’t part of Abby’s plan. Will Drake have what it takes to convince her that the best things in life come from doing what scares us the most? The Kristen Proby Crossover Collection features a new novel by Kristen Proby and six books by some of her favorite writers: Kristen Proby – Soaring with Fallon Sawyer Bennett – Wicked Force KL Grayson – Crazy Imperfect Love Laura Kaye – Worth Fighting For Monica Murphy – Nothing Without You Rachel Van Dyken – All Stars Fall Samantha Young – Hold On
