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Book Synopsis My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside by : Cynthia Walke Mccullough
Download or read book My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside written by Cynthia Walke Mccullough and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-04-21 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wry look at childhood, instant gratification, fashion, femininity, relationships, and getting older features quotes from insightful women, including Lily Tomlin, Bette Midler, Dorothy Parker, and Mae West. Accompanying each quotation is a photo that captures the "inner child" in us all. 50 photos.
Book Synopsis Secrets of Relationship Success by : Vanessa Lloyd Platt
Download or read book Secrets of Relationship Success written by Vanessa Lloyd Platt and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Divorce figures are at an all time high. In this provocative book Vanessa Lloyd Platt ponders who is to blame for this. Is it women who fail to balance work and home, turning it into a battle-ground, or men, who fail to help at home or communicate effectively? With quotes and anecdotes from both men and women Secrets of Relationship Success suggests how to reverse the bad habits which can destroy relationships, and provides tips and strategies for coping with adultery, stress, men's childishness and violence. By spotlighting these repeated behaviour patterns, Vanessa Lloyd Platt believes that relationships can be saved and set on the right path to lasting happiness.
Book Synopsis Straight Talk about South Carolina Divorce Law by : Robert N. Rosen
Download or read book Straight Talk about South Carolina Divorce Law written by Robert N. Rosen and published by Arcadia Publishing. This book was released on 2007-11-19 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Straight Talk about South Carolina Divorce Law is a clear and detailed guide to how divorce and family law cases are actually handled and resolved in South Carolina. It is a practical and realistic overview of how lawyers, experts and mediators operate, and how Family Court judges decide what happens in divorce, custody and matrimonial cases. Includes: Descriptions--written in layman's language--of the laws governing divorce; Key points to consider for anyone involved in a matrimonial dispute in South Carolina; Essential information for people getting divorced or those involved in custody, separation or marital litigation.
Book Synopsis The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said by : Robert Byrne
Download or read book The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said written by Robert Byrne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-01-14 with total page 673 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An irreverent selection of humorous quotes, one-liners, definitions, and quips features words of wisdom from contributors ranging from Goethe to David Letterman on such topics as families, philosophy, movies and television, and education.
Book Synopsis Messing About in Quotes by : Gyles Brandreth
Download or read book Messing About in Quotes written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Become a dazzling wit or enjoy a good laugh with this entertaining collection of humorous quotations, carefully handpicked and edited by writer and broadcaster Gyles Brandreth. From Art to Bores, Tennis to Wine, this little dictionary contains over 2,700 of the best quotations, from witty one-liners and funny phrases to pithy comments and unintended humour. If you live to be one hundred you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry. - Victoria Wood Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie-detector. - Graham Greene The trouble with a book is that you never know what's in it until it's too late. - Jeanette Winterson
Download or read book The Queen of Clean written by Linda Cobb and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The 2,320 Funniest Quotes written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-16 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. This uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story—and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 FunniestQuotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile. Laugh until you cry with such words of wisdom as . . . God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. —Robin Williams Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. —Spike Milligan Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. —Oscar Wilde The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! —Homer Simpson When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was “Always.” —Rita Rudner Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. —George Burns
Book Synopsis You Can't Beat a Good Laugh by : Bill Townley
Download or read book You Can't Beat a Good Laugh written by Bill Townley and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-01-06 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new wife or a new car. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the funniest jokes and one-liners ever told. After reading some of these hilarious jokes you will realise that you can’t beat a good laugh.
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 10,000 entries, arranged by topic and fully indexed, here is a giant new collection of witticisms and wisecracks for the 21st century. If you're looking for a bon mot for an after-dinner talk, struggling to put the finishing touches to a wedding speech or just want to cheer yourself and your mates up, this fabulous fat book provides all you'll ever need. Entries range from insults, put-downs, gags and one-liners to homespun philosophy, witty proverbs, movie quotes and graffiti. Among the contributors featured are Woody Allen, Dave Barry, P. J. O'Rourke, Winston Churchill, Will Rogers, Jay Leno, P. G. Wodehouse, Bill Cosby, W. C. Fields, Oscar Wilde, Spike Milligan, Groucho Marx, George Bernard Shaw and many more. Never be stuck for a good line again! 'Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.' P. J. O'Rourke 'I'm sure sex wouldn't be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good, but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.' Ronaldo
Book Synopsis The Words of Extraordinary Women by : Carolyn Warner
Download or read book The Words of Extraordinary Women written by Carolyn Warner and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2010-10-08 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating the most important female voices in history, the newest addition to the acclaimed Newmarket Words Of series is an inspiring collection of the words and writings of notable women in the arts, education, sciences, and politics. Selected by Carolyn Warner, a leader in the fields of education and politics and a frequent public speaker, this uplifting and thought-provoking compendium features quotes from notable women ranging from Charlotte Bronte and Helen Keller, to Rachel Carson, Oprah Winfrey, and Hillary Clinton.Organized thematically, the selections explore a wide variety of subjects including: family, faith, character, education, leadership, and success. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs throughout, The Words of Extraordinary Women is a timeless and inspiring classic, available in both paperback and hardcover gift editions.
Book Synopsis Starting Up On Your Own by : Mike Johnson
Download or read book Starting Up On Your Own written by Mike Johnson and published by Pearson UK. This book was released on 2012-09-26 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I wish this book had been available when I began my independent career. There’s only one word for it – PRICELESS!!!” -Shay McConnon, psychologist, trainer, coach, magician and mentor “Grounded in common-sense and humour and very clear about what can send you off track. - Norman Walker, former global head of Human Resources for Novartis, now an independent senior executive coach and consultant on leadership "AMUST read, for anyone thinking about life outside the organisation” - Goran Hultin former Deputy Director General at the ILO (International Labour Office), now a successful independent consultant HOW TO WORK FOR YOURSELF AND MAKE IT WORK Are you thinking of starting up on your own and working for yourself? Do you need to know the nuts and bolts of setting up; marketing yourself and prospecting for new business; keeping things running on a day-to-day basis? Have you already made the leap and want to get more work, new clients, higher fees? This practical, no-nonsense book pulls no punches and gives you all the guidance you need to set yourself up and get work in the first place, plus all the know-how you need to survive, prosper and expand once you’re up and running. See the book’s website at www.pearson-books.com/startinguponyourownfor up-to-the minute financial and tax information for small businesses and the self-employed. This book was previously known as Smarter Consulting. IF YOU NEVER WANT TO WORK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE AGAIN, YOU NEED STARTING UP ON YOUR OWN! Chances are that if you're looking at this book you are at least thinking about taking the big step of going it alone. Or you're already in business as an independent and you want to get better at it. Well, you've come to the right place. Starting Up On Your Own covers everything you need to get ready to work for yourself and, once you've taken the plunge, how to develop your business and stay the course. If you’re not already in business, the first step is to decide if this is the right path for you. To help you with this critical decision, this book takes you through the reality of what's involved and has a unique self-assessment quiz to help you check out your suitability for the independent working lifestyle. You’re probably an expert in your chosen field. That’s great: you’ll be selling your expertise. But when you're working for yourself you have to be good at a whole lot of other things too. Starting Up On Your Own covers everything you need to do to make money and survive as an independent. * Where do I start? * How should I market myself? * How can I get repeat business from my clients? * How do I win new clients? * What should I charge and what do I need to do to make sure I get paid on time? * When can I put up my fees? (And when shouldn’t I?) * Can I work from home? * How much will I need to invest? * Should I hire someone else to work for me? * How shall I organise my time? The answers to all these questions and more are right here. What are you waiting for? Mike Johnsonbegan life as an independent, freelance consultant in 1982, before founding a corporate communications firm in Brussels and London, following a career in journalism and corporate communication for multinational corporations. In 1999 he started again as an independent consultant and freelance. This book is about what he has learned on his freelance journey. His focus today centres around the world of work, talent management and corporate communication for both private and public o
Download or read book Burny's Journeys written by Brian Finkle and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's one man's story from childhood to his mid-fifties and counting. He never went looking for adventures or answers to life but because of timing, coincidences, synchronicities, (call it what you will) that started early and have never ended, he has been blessed with a lifetime of stories and then some. He spent his first twenty years in small town Iowa before the U.S. Army decided that they had a need for him. It was February of 1968 and it proved to be a bad time to be entering the military. After a year in Vietnam he came home intact but a changed young man. He packed up a van and headed west with everything he owned. (Except for the baseball cards that his parents had already thrown away. Damn!) After joining Vietnam Veterans Against the War (John Kerry was their president) he went to D.C. and threw his medals away on the Capitol steps with a thousand or so other vets who realized that as a country, we could make mistakes and this time we had. He was thrown in jail in Denver with 78 other vets for simply trying to march, as an organization, in the Veteran's Day Parade. It was a tough time for people to stand up to their government but he felt it was important and so did many people. Those actions changed the direction of our country. "Maybe something like this" the author suggests, "is needed again today". After some bad relationships, he hit the road for 2 1/2 years without an address to call his own. He spent two fairy tale winters in Mexico and Guatemala where he explored caves, found untouched ceynotes, met many characters as well as great friends, and all the while, he compiled stories. It was then that he began journaling and has never stopped nearly 30 years later and neither have the stories. He had the most vivid dream of his life, which magically, eventually led him to his lovely bride. They have now shared the past quarter of a century together including kids, and grandkids. It's all there along with the lessons and confessions.
Download or read book Sin Nature written by B.J. Miller and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-12-21 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I graduated from the University of Oklahoma in 2006 with my Masters Degree in Human Relations. When I am not working, I am a stay-at-home mother of three and wife to one. As a military spouse, I am, at times, both mom and dad when my husband is away so finding the time to write with three energetic kids in the background is no easy task. It requires a lot of very late nights and very early mornings. They are times, the inspiration that I draw from. Thank you, Jason, Kylan, Zane and Jakob for all your support. I have loved writing since I was a child. I have written poetry in the past, but nothing has taken me on such an exciting journey as this. “Sin Nature – Lost” was an idea that took me in so many different directions before I was able to put it all down on paper. After two complete re-writes, I was able to deliver a product that I am truly happy with. I just know that Sin Nature is worth visiting again and again
Book Synopsis Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 453 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our first all-new edition to top 500 pages, this was the Bathroom Reader that made the publishing world stand up and take notice—these guys are here to stay. Also appearing for the first time in Giant 10th Anniversary is our famous “Extended Sitting Section,” a series of extra-long articles for those truly leg-numbing experiences. There are also plenty of short and medium articles covering a whole host of topics, including little-known history, pop science, myth-conceptions, celebrity rumors, comedian quotes, and, of course, really dumb crooks. Read about… * The anatomy of laughter * Is your name your destiny? * The history of the electric guitar * What really happened at Roswell * The Politically Correct quiz * The secret of Nancy Drew * Legendary TV flops * Why you itch And much, much more!
Download or read book She Will Rise written by Katie Hill and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former Congresswoman Katie Hill shares her experience with misogyny and double standards in politics to help women topple the longstanding power structures that prevent them from achieving equality. Powerful women who dare to make mistakes still face swifter and more brutal consequences than men, as the events that precipitated Congressional representative Katie Hill's resignation, in which she was the victim of revenge porn, clearly demonstrate. But Katie Hill does not want women to be discouraged from taking positions of power -- in fact, the rampant misogyny we see is all the more reason for women to lead, to work to change the systems that have kept old, wealthy, white men in power for far too long. In this book, to be published on the 100th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th amendment (which gave women the right to vote), Katie Hill looks back on the progress we've made and outlines her battle plan for our future. She details how we can overcome the obstacles holding women back from achieving equal representation in positions of power to create the change we want for the next century. What challenges do women face in the modern era, and what battles will we need to fight in the years to come? Katie Hill is ready to equip readers for the front lines of leadership in all arenas, to guide women in becoming the warriors we need to shape this country for the better.
Download or read book The Ropes written by Judy Steinberg and published by Dutton Adult. This book was released on 2005 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ladies, are you ready to beat the stuffing out of Mother Nature and show the world just how fabulous you are? Then you need to know The Ropes! A sexy woman is one who exudes confidence, no matter her age. The Ropesis all about tricks for staying glamorous, fit, dynamic. This is the guide you need to give your wardrobe a chic makeover and your body a gravity defying workout. You’ll learn to survive being suddenly single, reenter the dating scene, and find out what men reallylike in the bedroom (surprise—it has nothing to do with wearing a size 0!) Here you’ll find the important questions to ask your doctor before considering plastic surgery, and a complete guide to dating younger men (Tadpoling). Full of woman-to-woman advice and spiced with a sense of humor that can only be earned by living, The Ropesis a salute to the new generation of vital, successful and gorgeous older single women. Here’s to you, Ms. Robinson!
Download or read book Humorous Wit written by Djamel Ouis and published by Paragon Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-17 with total page 872 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous Wit is a new compilation of quotations in their most humoristic form. There are over 15,000 of these taken from various parts of the world, with over 1,200 of them translated into English for the first time. This book features 5,000 authors from every corner of the globe, covering a period starting before classical antiquity, when man first started to record his thoughts, to modern times, enriching the cultural heritage. This does not in any way mean that the caveman was less humorous, but the richness of the environment we live in today and the variety of subject matter contribute considerably to a refined sense of humour. Moreover, considering that chimps and other primates also possess the ability to laugh, humour may have been around longer than the human race : )
