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My Favorite Band Does Not Exist

Author : Robert T. Jeschonek
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0547622384
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (476 download)

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Download or read book My Favorite Band Does Not Exist written by Robert T. Jeschonek and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2011-07-11 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixteen-year-old genius Idea Deity believes that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent, omnipotent author . . . and that he will die in chapter 64. Meanwhile, an older teen named Reacher Mirage sings lead vocals for the undercover rock band Youforia . . . a band that exists in Idea’s world only as an Internet hoax that Idea himself perpetuated. Then there’s beautiful and mysterious Eunice Truant, who links their destinies. When Idea and Reacher plunge into the reality of Fireskull’s Revenant, the twisted epic fantasy novel they’ve both been reading, chapter 64 bears down on them like a speeding freight train on an unstoppable collision course. Being trapped in a bad book can be a nightmare. Just ask Idea Deity.

Bloodliner

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 145236964X
Total Pages : 665 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book Bloodliner written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 665 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William Shakespeare still walks the Earth, but the price of his immortality is high. The Bard of Avon has become like a tragic figure from one of his own plays, cursed to live forever as a vampire. His goal in life after death: to find salvation in the lost vampire paradise of Empyrea. But a mortal man named Jonah Ivory might beat him to it thanks to the Bloodliner—Stanza Miracolo, a sexy and dangerous genealogist specializing in the paranormal. Stanza is on a quest to dig up the undead roots of Jonah's family tree and help him claim the key to his rightful heritage of Empyrea. But as they race around the world, scouring hidden cities and mystic realms for clues, who will take the prize—mortal Jonah, bloodsucking Shakespeare...or somebody far more terrifying? Does anyone stand a chance against the ruthless secret society led by the ultimate vampire warlord, Genghis Khan? On a battleground that spans the globe and history itself, only the passion between Jonah and Stanza could see them through a horror that threatens to destroy them and consume all humanity. Only love holds the power to keep the darkness at bay, if two hearts can survive and stay true in the midst of impossible struggles for the fate of tomorrow. Don't miss this saga of love and courage in the face of unspeakable horrors...and the irresistible temptations of the powers of darkness.

Universal Language

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1458106217
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (581 download)

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Download or read book Universal Language written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One mistake by space linguist Jalila could cost an alien species their lives. The crew of the starship Ibn Battuta has 24 hours to prepare the people of planet Vox to face an approaching invasion fleet. But when Jalila mistakenly uses a forbidden slur, the Vox locals attack their supposed saviors. Drawn into a violent revolution, a “war of words” to decide language dominance, Jalila must rely on other resources when deprived of communication technology and even the power of speech. As revolution and invasion collide, only Jalila can save her shipmates and the planet Vox by revealing the secret behind the slur that started it all, the dark secret linking Vox and invaders in an ancient cycle of slavery, suffering, lies, and death. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning Star Trek and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.

Warning! Do Not Read This Story!

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1301098914
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Warning! Do Not Read This Story! written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2010-04-03 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reader beware! This story has a warning in the title for a reason. Dare to ignore it, and you'll be sorry. You might find it sticks in your head in ways you won't like, making you do things you'll regret. One thing's for sure: it will change your life for the worse if you let it. Do yourself a favor and pass this one by; save your money for the latest harmless trifle that you won't lose any sleep over. If you're foolhardy enough to read this anyway, you'll have no one to blame but yourself for what happens to you. An unhappy ending is guaranteed...though rumor has it that a pair of would-be mystic problem solvers might have forced their way in and neutered this sick saga. Is it worth risking everything to read it and find out? Only if "suicidal" is your middle name! Because if you get inside, and the story isn't neutered after all, it'll be too late to save your sorry butt. So consider yourself warned! They call this a "dark fantasy," but it's way too real and much too dark for any "fantasy!" So be smart and DO NOT READ THIS STORY! Get out while you still can! And if you decide to read it anyway, good luck! You're making the biggest mistake of your life. Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic

Space: 1975

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1736168703
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (361 download)

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Download or read book Space: 1975 written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2021-01-26 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 1970s are back! What better decade for a new anthology of space opera stories than the one that gave birth to a certain epic set long ago, in a galaxy far, far away? Every story in this new book will feature the distinctive style of the 70s, transported to thrilling new worlds, fleets, and conflicts in the farthest and most exciting reaches of the universe. Groove to tales of cosmic heroes in bellbottoms and platform shoes…alien ships like glittering mirror balls…soundtracks of gritty soul, disco, and hard rock. You'll find everything from kung fu fighting to streetwise private dicks…all souped up with incredible ray gun/rocketship action brought to sizzling life by some of the most talented scifi scribes of today and tomorrow. Blast off with this galaxy of stories by a Star Trek screenwriter, a Nebula Award winner, comic book superstars, New York Times bestsellers, indie publishing giants, and more! Buckle up for the latest dazzling adventures by Marc Scott Zicree, Dean Wesley Smith, Cat Rambo, Peter David, Ian Douglas, Robert Jeschonek, Craig Martelle, Blaze Ward, Ron Collins, Annie Reed, Mike Baron, Mark Leslie Lefebvre, and Jim Gotaas...plus an introduction by the one and only Barbara Bain, who played Dr. Helena Russell on classic 70s scifi TV series Space: 1999.

Not So Fortunate Son

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 0463416236
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (634 download)

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Download or read book Not So Fortunate Son written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2018-09-23 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Isosceles City, where super-heroes and villains run amok, one man follows a trail of superhuman annihilation. Tormented by his own dark past, the hero called Pluribus watches costumed warriors drop like flies. The son of a self-styled super-god, Pluribus alone might hold the key to ending the killing. But the dark force hounding the superhumans might have its roots in Pluribus' own heart. Can this hero with the power of an army stand against a force of unstoppable bloodlust? If not, every superhuman in Isosceles City, and the city itself, is doomed. Don’t miss this surprising, action-packed super-hero tale from DC Comics author and Amazon bestseller Robert Jeschonek.

Trek Fail!

Author : Robert T. Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1458159906
Total Pages : 345 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (581 download)

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Download or read book Trek Fail! written by Robert T. Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2010-12-20 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award-winning author Robert T. Jeschonek knows his Star Trek. Now he invites you to explore the vast realm of published and unpublished Trek. Can you guess which pitches or proposals deserved a FAIL? Which ones scored an UNFAIL? You be the judge in this book that's also a game. Compare your verdict to history's outcome as you voyage through one man's personal Trek universe.

Fringe Science

Author : Kevin R. Grazier
Publisher : BenBella Books
ISBN 13 : 1935618687
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book Fringe Science written by Kevin R. Grazier and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2011-08-30 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 7 million viewers are captivated weekly by Fringe, a science fiction procedural in the best tradition of The X-Files with a taut central mythology, rich characters, and it's own laboratory cow. In its weekly cases and its overarching plot, Fringe strikes a compelling balance between the strange and the familiar, and the quirky and the tragic. Fringe Science delves into the science, science fiction, and pseudoscience of Fringe with a collection of essays by science and science fiction writers on everything from alternate universes to time travel to genetically targeted toxins, as well as discussions on the show's moral philosophy and the consequences of playing God.

Diary of a Maggot

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 145801018X
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Maggot written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A murder victim makes a tasty feast for a family of flesh-eating maggots. But when the maggots become the murderer's next targets, their gruesome banquet turns into a killing field. Can a single courageous worm with a vision inspire the survivors to fight back? Perhaps a brilliant, twisted trick will bring down the monster and serve up the meat for a bloody new feast. And the maggots' moment of glory might give way to the dark fulfillment of their deepest, wildest secret. Don't miss this twisted horror tale from award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of mind-bending horror and dark fantasy.

A Matter of Size

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1458149803
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (581 download)

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Download or read book A Matter of Size written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Super-Hero Tale by a DC Comics Writer. Who is killing the world's smallest super-heroes? Down-on-his-luck masked avenger Man-Child takes the case, but can he save the remaining Small Wonders from a killer with a twisted crush fetish? Man-Child takes on villainous Mammon and Stigmata without missing a beat, but his own dark secret might be enough to bring him down for good. Fighting through the shadows and gutters, Man-Child confronts the horrors of yesterday and today, learning a brutal lesson the hard way: even a size-changing super-hero can't afford to shrink from the darkness around him...or in the depths of his own heart. Don't miss this action-packed super-hero tale with a difference from Robert T. Jeschonek, whose work for DC Comics laid the foundation for this thrilling new adventure.

A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1301648485
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2013-07-16 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Judd the popular 17-year-old jock has it all figured out. He's the star of his school, the top of the heap...but then the world starts changing around him and won't stop. Without explanation, everyone turns into purple furries...then gas-blasting puffballs...then neurotic lizards. Every time Judd falls asleep, he wakes up in a new and crazier world--a world of godlike super-teens, teenage serial killers, duck people, nudists, monsters, and more. It's like a twisted video game without rhyme or reason. The rules never stop changing, and the only thing he can depend on is his talking pinky finger with a major attitude. Together, he and Pinkerton (the finger prefers the name "Killdigit!") fight through the parade of crazy realities, seeking a way to get back to normal. But what if normal just isn't an option anymore? Don't miss this wild fantasy by the award-winning author of My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, which won the Forward National Literature Award and was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist. Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman. His fiction is cutting edge, original, and pulsing with dark and fantastical life." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic

A Maze That Is A Great White Bull

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Maze That Is A Great White Bull written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2020-07-13 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quarter-century ago, the underground Maze of Mithras disappeared from the uplands of Italy, taking Andrea's partner with it. Now that it's returned—thousands of miles away in Namibia, Africa—she races to unravel its mysteries…and, perhaps, find the man she once loved. But will Andrea end up trapped inside when quakes rock the ancient site? Will she be lost forever when the walls themselves shift and change, pushing her down unfamiliar passages where a ravenous man-beast lies in wait? Or will the secrets of the forgotten god, Mithras, guide her in directions she never imagined? The darkest mysteries of the past turn the present into an inescapable labyrinth in this urban fantasy thriller. When the supernatural and the human heart clash, no compass devised in this world can lead you to the next level. Don't miss this exciting fantasy tale by USA Today bestselling author Robert Jeschonek, whose Gaia Files series is lighting up the world of urban fantasy.

Trek Off!

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1452319294
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book Trek Off! written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Captain Picard, Commander Riker, and Lieutenant Data made history on the bridge of the Enterprise in Star Trek: The Next Generation...but what about the crewmen of the lower decks? Captain Sisko, Commander Worf, and the crew of Deep Space Nine were posted on a space station...so how did time travel become such a big part of their greatest adventures? What was the key to the Starship Voyager getting home safe and sound from the Delta Quadrant? Is Captain Kathryn Janeway the greatest of all Star Trek captains because of her decisive command style? Find the answers to these questions and more in Trek Off! In this collection of short essays, award-winning Star Trek writer Robert T. Jeschonek explores the worlds of Trek, from The Next Generation to Voyager. Join him on a journey through time and space in a search for the secrets of the Trek universe. This volume, a tribute to the greatest science fiction epic of our age, includes four essays: "Lower Decks," "Past Tense," "Final Authority," and "To Boldly Go Where No Comic Book Has Gone Before: 10 Star Trek Comic Book Lost Treasures." These essays are collected here for the first time. Robert T. Jeschonek knows his Trek. He won the national grand prize in the Strange New Worlds writing contest. He is one of a handful of authors chosen to write stories in the Star Trek: New Frontier universe. His latest Trek fiction appears in Star Trek Corps of Engineers: Out of the Cocoon. Now he invites you to ponder some of the cool questions of Trek, explore some exciting lost comic book treasures, and boldly follow in the footsteps of the legion of Trek fans who have gone before.

Fear of Rain

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1452311285
Total Pages : 79 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book Fear of Rain written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thanks to the sorcerous Mr. Flood, Johnstown, Pennsylvania has drowned three times...and the fourth time will be the charm. By the time he gets done flooding Johnstown, the city will vanish beneath the waves forever...unless his flood-making apprentice, Dee, has anything to say about it. Refusing to let the fourth flood sink Johnstown, young Dee uses her own powers against her wicked mentor, setting off a battle of magic rainmakers in the heart of the raging storm. Will thousands of people drown in the ultimate deluge? Will madness and destruction doom Johnstown to an eternal watery grave? Or will hope and heart turn back the tide of history, striking a blow against darkness and disaster? Who'll stop the rain? No one, if Mr. Flood gets his way. This fantasy masterpiece made waves around the world, winning a British Fantasy Award nomination and taking Russia by storm. Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller and Doctor Who author Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch. "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman..." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series.

6 Short Stories

Author : Robert T. Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1452375801
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book 6 Short Stories written by Robert T. Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2010-11-18 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 6 stories for one low price: "Wave a White Flag": An old man throws everything out the window. "Day of the Mad Shitter": Hunting a workplace slob. "How to Get Lucky": A narcoleptic's nightmares. "A Wall of Lisas": A lonely woman goes mad. "The Day After They Rounded Up Everyone Who Could Love Unconditionally": A society sheds its weakest links. "The Walking Bomb": A minister becomes a human bomb.

Dolphin Knight

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1452385920
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book Dolphin Knight written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thrilling fantasy of adventure, love, coming of age, and talking dolphins by award-winner Robert T. Jeschonek, author of the Booklist Top Ten First Novel for Youth My Favorite Band Does Not Exist. How can a teenage girl who’s afraid of the water become queen of a kingdom above and beneath the sea? Raised on savage Shark Island, Cryssa Seachild escapes to her true home, a tropical Camelot protected by talking dolphin knights in shining armor. A dolphin knight named Seek helps Cryssa overcome her fear of the water and forge a new destiny as queen of land and sea...but Cryssa struggles with her dual heritage, torn between the ways of dolphins and sharks. When the people of Shark Island spring a trap to steal back Cryssa, her world explodes in a war between armies of human warriors and sea creatures. Cryssa must risk everything to end the war single-handedly, save the dolphin knight she loves, and forge a brighter tomorrow for the clashing kingdoms.

The Masked Family

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1452315779
Total Pages : 586 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (523 download)

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Download or read book The Masked Family written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 586 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A super-heroic tale from a DC Comics writer. Meet Cary Beacon, a super-hero in his own mind. Cary's mission to rescue his kidnapped step-kids leads him to Mexico, where he teams up with El Yucatango, a gonzo masked wrestler on a mission of vengeance. As Cary and El Yucatango fight the battle of their lives to save the kids, Cary's disappearance forces together his fractured family back home, torn apart by a fiery tragedy years ago. The parallel quests of Cary and his family link to an explosive moment in true-life history: the KKK's 1924 siege of the immigrant mining town of Lilly, Pennsylvania, which left a curse on the Beacon family. Can delusional Cary break the curse? If he and his siblings reunite as their childhood backyard alter egos, The Nuclear Family, maybe they stand a chance. Don't miss this action-packed thriller with a comic book sensibility. Award-winning author Robert T. Jeschonek writes for DC Comics and brings a super-hero state of mind to this mind-bending, history-spanning adventure.