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A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1301648485
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book A Pinstriped Finger's My Only Friend written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2013-07-16 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Judd the popular 17-year-old jock has it all figured out. He's the star of his school, the top of the heap...but then the world starts changing around him and won't stop. Without explanation, everyone turns into purple furries...then gas-blasting puffballs...then neurotic lizards. Every time Judd falls asleep, he wakes up in a new and crazier world--a world of godlike super-teens, teenage serial killers, duck people, nudists, monsters, and more. It's like a twisted video game without rhyme or reason. The rules never stop changing, and the only thing he can depend on is his talking pinky finger with a major attitude. Together, he and Pinkerton (the finger prefers the name "Killdigit!") fight through the parade of crazy realities, seeking a way to get back to normal. But what if normal just isn't an option anymore? Don't miss this wild fantasy by the award-winning author of My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, which won the Forward National Literature Award and was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist. Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman. His fiction is cutting edge, original, and pulsing with dark and fantastical life." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic

Unbullied

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1370546327
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book Unbullied written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixteen-year-old Charlie West has nowhere left to turn. A cyberstalker named Conscience has made her life a nightmare, bullying her by remote control. But in Charlie’s darkest hour, she discovers Nil, a radical underground movement using guerilla tactics to crush the worst bullies around. Charlie joins Nil and works high-risk missions, taking down bullies while playing a deadly cat-and-mouse game with her stalker. But when a trusted ally betrays Nil from within, Charlie must stand alone against Conscience...and her high-stakes war against the ultimate bully might just force her to make the ultimate sacrifice. Don't miss this story by award-winning young adult writer Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected books that really pack a punch.

And the Unicorn You Rode In On

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book And the Unicorn You Rode In On written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2018-11-18 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An elf cowboy on a fool’s errand to the Old West town of Desperation, Arizona hunts a faerie bandit queen with a powerful relic in her clutches...but his unicorn steed faces the greater test. The one-horned magical stallion pursues the runaway love of his life, a chase that pits him against brutal men and beasts alike. What he finds at the end of the trail will change his fate and that of the Wild West forever.

How To Save the Worlds Without a Proper Map

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book How To Save the Worlds Without a Proper Map written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2023-11-10 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thanks to a rare condition, Desiree can hardly find her way across her own apartment without getting lost. How can she possibly navigate an alien environment and save two worlds from a powerful entity before time runs out? Destiny—and a blue-skinned warrior dropped in her living room—chooses her to bring salvation against all odds, aided by an enchanted and unconventional map…but what good will it do in the face of her condition? Lost in an unknown war zone, pursued by the evil Negatithesis, Desiree must battle her flawed sense of direction to try to save her own world and one other, all while confronting the tragic failure of a past for which she has no map of redemption.

The Merchant of Elves

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Merchant of Elves written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Asa makes a living as a fixer, pretending to intercede with elves she doesn't believe in to keep construction projects running smoothly in tourist-booming Iceland. Most everyone believes in the "Hidden People" except her…but that changes when she unexpectedly leaps into a magical realm. The impact of her work ends up biting her in the butt, as unruly supernatural figures make extreme demands…and issue extraordinary threats to back them up. Can Asa keep elves and humanity from lashing out at each other by making an unprecedented deal to save them all? If her skills as a salesperson can't cut it, ancient magic could bring the modern world to its knees and expose dark secrets that are better left hidden forever.

Monsters of Ice Cream

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Monsters of Ice Cream written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2019-03-18 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM! A love of ice cream brings monsters flocking to a small-town soft-serve stand that never turns them away. But when the open-minded owner falls ill, a wolfman and his creature feature friends have to keep the place alive. Do they stand a chance when monster-hating locals threaten to destroy everything they’ve worked for? The secret society of werewolves, vampires, zombies, and ghouls might not survive without help from the most unexpected allies of all.

The Listened Heart

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Pie Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Listened Heart written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Pie Press. This book was released on 2019-07-12 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a war-torn world of tomorrow, the warlord known as Paragon Hammer relies on Jocelyn, a mindreading "listener," to ease his guilt and enable his atrocities. But visions of his downfall come to pass and upset the balance of power between them forever. Trapped underground during an uprising, Hammer must overcome his inner darkness and learn to truly listen in order to save Jocelyn’s life and perhaps regain his kingdom. Will Hammer give up everything he’s fought for to find the love that’s been in front of him all along? Can Jocelyn help him find a new beginning, or will his violent ways tear them apart in the end? Only by listening to the unspoken secrets of their hearts can they hope to bring the true passion between them to life.

The Return of Alice

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1458169715
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (581 download)

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Download or read book The Return of Alice written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alice has had a lousy life since she left Wonderland. All grown up and trapped in an uhappy marriage, she longs to escape. But when she finally manages to leap through the mirror, she gets one twisted shock after another. What ever happened to the crazy, charming Wonderland of her youth? This time, the Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, Mock Turtle, Humpty Dumpty, Tweedledum and Tweedledee are out for blood. Something has warped the magical mystery realm, sending Alice reeling from one close shave to the next. And when she gets her day in the Queen of Hearts' court, the verdict could be even more awful than "Off with her head!" Can a grown-up Alice survive the nightmare and escape her demented Wonderland? Or would she be better off staying in the lesser of two hells? The trip home could be a real killer. Don't miss this twisted dark fantasy tale from award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of mind-bending fantasy and horror.

The Sword That Spoke

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1465879579
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (658 download)

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Download or read book The Sword That Spoke written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once upon a time, the sword Tizona helps the warrior knight El Cid cut a swath through the Moors invading Spain. But El Cid doesn't know the great sword's secret: that it has a mind of its own and talks only to his beautiful wife, Jimena. Together, Tizona and Jimena help El Cid wage his battles, until a demon of war takes possession of his body and soul. When woman and blade unite, can they free the legendary hero from the demon's wicked clutches? Or will the shadow of the horrors of war overcome all of them? Perhaps, in the sword's cryptic prophecy, lies a secret that will turn the tables of history, love, and death. Don't miss this edgy, exciting, and surprising fantasy tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch.

The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1301991597
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book The Bear in the Cable-Knit Sweater written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-12-12 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The burly, furry members of the International Bear Brotherhood can't resist a pitcher of beer or a knock-down-drag-out bar brawl. But the fun's over when one of their own disappears without a trace, causing his lover, Angus, to set out on a quest to find him at any cost. Hairy as a real bear because of a medical condition, Angus roams the urban wilderness like a grizzly on the trail...until the trail finally leads him into a nightmare world where everything he knows and loves is on the line. Transformed in ways he never imagined, Angus faces a savage end unless he can rise up to claim the heritage that only a Bear like him could ever hope to master. Don't miss this surprising story by award-winning writer Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch. Contents Short story plus novel preview Reviews "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic

Six Fantasy Stories Volume Two

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1465969918
Total Pages : 165 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (659 download)

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Download or read book Six Fantasy Stories Volume Two written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these pages, Robert T. Jeschonek will take you on a tour of the wildest places and people you've never imagined. You've never met anyone quite like Tizona, the talking sword of the Spanish warrior El Cid...Omar Wild, the dying jazzman whose tunes foretell the future...Terpsichore the muse, who creates a monster when she makes a certain piper a medieval idol...Virgil the mind reader, who sees terrifying visions through the eyes of his true love...Alice, who finds that Wonderland can be a nightmare for grown-ups...and Vincent, an artist haunted by creatures with top hats for heads. Don't miss these edgy, exciting, and surprising fantasy tales by a Doctor Who author who was nominated for the British Fantasy Award. It’s the latest collection from award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch. His stories have appeared in books, magazines, websites, and podcasts around the world. He was nominated for the British Fantasy Award and won the national grand prize in the Strange New Worlds writing contest from Pocket Books. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW Books have published his work. His young adult fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist. This volume includes six fantasy e-book stories and novelettes for one low price: "The Sword That Spoke": Once upon a time, the sword Tizona helps the warrior knight El Cid cut a swath through the Moors invading Spain. But El Cid doesn't know the great sword's secret: that it has a mind of its own and talks only to his beautiful wife, Jimena. When woman and blade unite, can they free the legendary hero from a demon's wicked clutches? "Dionysus Dying": Jazz star Bobby Ball sees the future when he plays his sax. The music of his dying idol, Omar Wild, throws open the door to tomorrow, but Bobby doesn't like what he sees. A faded torch singer will die unless Bobby plays an impossible song, one that will force him to go solo in a race against time and the fight of his life. "Groupie Everlasting": Terpsichore the muse has a thing for musicians. Her passion breathes life into the careers of stars from the Pied Piper of Hamelin to a modern-day guitar hero. But when the latest in her long line of superstar finds flames out, Terpsichore must tap her own inner wild child for inspiration. "Girl Meets Mind Reader": When Virgil the mind reader falls in love with Bridget, he discovers he can see the world through her eyes. But the world she shows him is full of things that shouldn't be there. "The Return of Alice": Alice has had a lousy life since she left Wonderland. All grown up and trapped in an unhappy marriage, she longs to escape. But when she finally manages to leap through the mirror, she finds that the Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, Tweedledum and Tweedledee are out for blood. "Vincent's Secret Students": Beings from beyond time and space torment an artist on the brink of madness as part of an incredible quest. Will their bizarre visions drive Vincent completely over the edge, leaving him lost forever, even as they inspire the most amazing work of his life? Only the Notfolk know.

A Maze That Is A Great White Bull

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Maze That Is A Great White Bull written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2020-07-13 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A quarter-century ago, the underground Maze of Mithras disappeared from the uplands of Italy, taking Andrea's partner with it. Now that it's returned—thousands of miles away in Namibia, Africa—she races to unravel its mysteries…and, perhaps, find the man she once loved. But will Andrea end up trapped inside when quakes rock the ancient site? Will she be lost forever when the walls themselves shift and change, pushing her down unfamiliar passages where a ravenous man-beast lies in wait? Or will the secrets of the forgotten god, Mithras, guide her in directions she never imagined? The darkest mysteries of the past turn the present into an inescapable labyrinth in this urban fantasy thriller. When the supernatural and the human heart clash, no compass devised in this world can lead you to the next level. Don't miss this exciting fantasy tale by USA Today bestselling author Robert Jeschonek, whose Gaia Files series is lighting up the world of urban fantasy.

Getting Higher

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1465728988
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (657 download)

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Download or read book Getting Higher written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joe the small-town pot dealer is down on his luck. Broke, evicted, and framed for a rip-off he didn't commit, he loses everything, from his precious stash to his jerk of a best friend. It's time to turn over a new leaf or get smoked. But can Joe clean up his act, get a job, and keep a girlfriend without falling back into his old habits? Can he replace getting high with getting a higher purpose in life? Sweet dreams of the sweet leaf might just seduce him back to his chronic old ways.

A Spice Most Demanding

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 0463557689
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (635 download)

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Download or read book A Spice Most Demanding written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2020-05-14 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most guests at The Unicorn's Egg in downtown Philadelphia come seeking shots of magic—just one more belt to satisfy their addictions to spells and sorcery. Newcomer Oliver Box breaks the mold, though, coming to the pub to help others—bringing old-timers to warlock bartender Homan Teatree to restore ruined memories in minds burned by dementia. But when those memories connect to each other and an ancient mystery in unlikely ways, Teatree suspects a game's afoot, and he's a loser in the making. Layers of lies peel away to reveal secrets undreamt of, as Oliver's shocking true agenda points to the miraculous restoration of a flavor of the world long thought lost...and a piece of his heart lost and found along with it.

Monkey Sea, Monkey Do

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : IE Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Monkey Sea, Monkey Do written by Robert Jeschonek and published by IE Books. This book was released on 2017-05-13 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Ida got her wish to become a Sea Munky, she didn't realize the greatest drought of all time was about to dry up the bodies of water she needed to survive. Now, in one of the last pools of water on Earth, she and her fellow aquatic creatures fight to survive an attack by savage beasts who rule the dry land. The end of everything looms...unless a secret at the bottom of the pool can turn things around and bring a wetter world back into being. Don't miss this surprising story by award-winning writer Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch.

Day 9

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1466079614
Total Pages : 393 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (66 download)

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Download or read book Day 9 written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 393 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Somewhere in the world, a genius builds a machine to bring mankind closer to God. Somewhere in time, another genius builds a cathedral with a mind of its own. Somewhere on the road, three searchers race a serial killer to find the man with the key to salvation. It takes the sound and fury of Day 9 to bring them all together. If God took six days to make the world and rested on Day 7, humanity has spent Day 8 tearing it all apart. Everything changes on Day 9, when we get it right at any cost...or lose everything. On Day 9, a God’s-eye view of the world collides with the visions of a living, breathing cathedral in a war between the delusions of yesterday and the dreams of tomorrow. A war between beauty and mediocrity...love and hate...madness and sanity...life and death. If the unlikely heroes in the heart of the storm can’t face down their own demons, the deepest secrets of maniacs and murderers could bring the hope of the future crashing down forever. Don't miss this edgy, exciting, surprising, and thought-provoking thriller in the tradition of Tim Burton, the Coen Brothers, Thomas Pynchon, and Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. It’s the latest novel from award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fiction that packs a punch. Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW Books have published his work. Robert was nominated for the British Fantasy Award for his story, "Fear of Rain." His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, was named a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist.

Girl Meets Mind Reader

Author : Robert Jeschonek
Publisher : Robert Jeschonek
ISBN 13 : 1465994874
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (659 download)

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Download or read book Girl Meets Mind Reader written by Robert Jeschonek and published by Robert Jeschonek. This book was released on 2012-05-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Falling in love can be impossible for a mind reader like Virgil. Whenever he meets someone, he sees her deepest flaws and darkest secrets right away. But when beautiful Bridget swoops into his life, he can't read a thought in her head. Bridget's a closed book to him, so of course he falls hard for her—even as he realizes he might not be able to read her mind, but he can see the world through her eyes. And the world she shows him is full of things that shouldn't be there: mermaids, elfin knights...and bloodthirsty monsters. Now that Virgil can see them, too, will he save Bridget or be destroyed in the process? If the world is as strange and terrifying as it seems through her eyes, does their love stand a chance? Or will the dark visions that surround them take away their only chance at happiness? Don't miss this edgy, exciting, and surprising fantasy tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected fantasy that really packs a punch.