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Book Synopsis My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2012-06-12 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life. But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk. And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. That means, no girls! When he gets there, he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs and the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and oh yeah, his greatest frenemy, Dust. And at one point he acquires a magical codpiece. But even though the codpiece is cool and all, Brogene doesn’t like adventures and quests. It reminds him of the incident with the Flaming Red Giant’s fire cheese doodle. It was how he died in the first place. And that was no fun. Maybe if he can get this quest over with, he can return to the loving arms of his Princess and go on being super-butch. If you want to, you can call him bro. He likes that. This book is not recommended for children. Guess why. Because this ain’t your little sister’s book about butch undead ponies! The events of this book overlap with Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale. Keywords: My Little Pony parody book The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Author :Lotus Rose Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781477693100 Total Pages :144 pages Book Rating :4.6/5 (931 download)
Download or read book My Brootal Poni written by Lotus Rose and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-06-28 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Brogene, a very butch equine individual who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He once had a very traumatic episode with a fire cheese doodle, so now he just wants to live a quiet undead life. But things are about to change for him. Yes, he must go on a quest for the Dark Princess. A quest for caulk. And so he sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. That means, no girls! When he gets there, he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs and the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and oh yeah, his greatest frenemy, Dust. And at one point he acquires a magical codpiece. But even though the codpiece is cool and all, Brogene doesn't like adventures and quests. It reminds him of the incident with the Flaming Red Giant's fire cheese doodle. It was how he died in the first place. And that was no fun. Maybe if he can get this quest over with, he can return to the loving arms of his Princess and go on being super-butch. If you want to, you can call him bro. He likes that. This book is not recommended for children. Guess why. Because this ain't your little sister's book about butch undead ponies!
Book Synopsis How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love (Poniworld Chronicles #8) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-05-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Alien Pony Princess Alisson has never been kissed, which isn’t surprising since she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. But one day she finds a hunky caveponi frozen in ice and has him thawed out. Could he be the one to help her thaw out her heart as well? Because when she asks him, it turns out he has never kissed anypony either. . .
Book Synopsis MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2016-08-18 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first volume of the dementedly funny 80’s nostalgia series, The Poniworld Chronicles, introduces us to MachoPoni. He’s a purple pony who tries to act tough, but has a heart of gold. And his heart has a soft spot for a female pony named Dust. He’s loved her ever since they were children, though many would call him a fool for doing so. Because most ponies would call Dust cruel and manipulative. But the part of her that MachoPoni fell in love with, is a part deep inside that she doesn’t show to others. So when Dust is kidnapped and taken to the land of undead ponies, MachoPoni has no choice but to rescue her. If you grew up watching 80’s My Little Pony cartoons, you’ll love this irreverent, twisted take on ponies and 80’s pop culture. It’s fun to catch all the references to the 80’s, and specifically to the year 1983. Seriously, every book in the series takes place in that year, because in Poniworld, it’s always 1983. These books are darkly humorous, twisted parodies that children shouldn’t be allowed to read. They’re for those of you who want to revisit your childhood, but from the perspective of the slightly-off adult you’ve become. They’re truly “children’s books for adults,” delivered with a twisted sense of humor. But don’t worry. If you didn’t grow up in the 80’s, there’s plenty of fun to be had for you too. Prepare to learn why the 80’s were so gnarly! Keywords: ponies, horses, My Little Pony books spoof The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Book Synopsis Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band (Poniworld Chronicles #5) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2013-09-21 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would you sell your soul for Glam Metal? Mötley Hüerd did. This bare-all autobiography follows their journey from Doo-wop band Moxie Scamps to their discovery of Glam Metal and their rise to fame, with all the debauchery and groupies that came with it. Warning: contains hard candy use, foul language, pony nudity and rough cuddling. By the author of SinEaster. Keywords: Motley Crue books, Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Heavy Metal, Vince Neil, Slash, rock stars The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Book Synopsis Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Octopony (Poniworld Chronicles #7) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2014-01-22 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mortimer is an octopony—half octopus, half pony—who laughs at all the wrong times. But he wasn’t laughing the day a gang of waterskiing squirrels kidnapped his girlfriend. He’s a joker, not a fighter, but it turns out the Nazi ponies have discovered an alien spacecraft buried in ice. And so Morty ends up having to travel to the Arctic to foil a nefarious plot to unleash an alien supersoldier into Poniworld. Along the way, he meets a mermaid he helps release from the clutches of a bearded clam. He also meets Santa Claus and teams up with the reindeer for a mission to infiltrate the Arctic stronghold. It’s all very exciting and dangerous, and so sometimes Morty has these giggle fits, but it’s just because he’s nervous, so please don’t hold it against him. Keywords: My Little Pony parody, My Little Ponies spoof books, ebooks seahorses, seaponies The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Book Synopsis Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption (Poniworld Chronicles #6) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2013-11-11 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pony plagued by her past. Dust wants to become better girlfriend material so Machoponi will take her back. So she decides to go on a vision quest on Halloween, led by a rat spirit guide in a Nerf cactus costume. She eats some cactus and begins to hallucinate. Her journey is about to begin, but where will it take her? It’s like she is dust on the wind, or something. Warning: contains foul language, sexual situations, drug use and pony lesbianism. Keywords: twisted My Little Pony parody spoof comedy ebooks books The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Book Synopsis The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book The Return of Mackenzie (Faerie Brace-Face 3) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the final installment of the romantic sci fi/fantasy Faerie Brace-Face Trilogy, Cabby’s high school nemesis from the past has returned. Her name is Mackenzie and she’s determined to not only ruin Cabby’s life, but to steal Darren away from her as well! And so, Cabby and Darren find themselves returning to high school to replay certain key events between the two girls. And whoever ends up “winning” this time around will end up ruling over all of CabbyWorld. Of course, if Mackenzie wins, it will be renamed MackenzieWorld. But Cabby is not about to give up her power or her dear fiancé, Darren. Because she has plans to marry that sweet, dreamy boy and live happily ever after, as husband and wife, and King and Queen. And with no stupid Mackenzie! By the author of the Malice in Wonderland Saga.
Download or read book Gothic Lolita written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-03-05 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the first book of the series, Emilie is a supermodel battling with a bad childhood and alcoholism. When a handsome billionaire offers to photograph her, she has no idea her life will soon be in danger. Too late, she discovers that the girls he photographs are becoming suicidal. The billionaire decorates his walls with paintings of a scarred woman who was gorgeous before she was cut. Emilie realizes she must find out who that woman was if she ever hopes to survive. And she must figure out who the mysterious little girl was who visited her, the little girl with the scar on the side of her face. . . Gothic Lolita Series Gothic Lolita Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant
Book Synopsis BlackHearts Day (Twisted Holiday Specials) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book BlackHearts Day (Twisted Holiday Specials) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2014-11-01 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlee Frown must struggle to prevent a holiday known as BlackHearts Day from taking hold. But then she starts thinking, maybe it’s not so bad after all, because Valentine’s Day really sucks. She’s asked to star in a sappy Hall-mart Cards Valentine’s television special. But then she learns about the origin of Valentine’s Day, and the role of the Illuminati and Aleister Crowley in it…in cooperation with Hall-mart. Charlee is torn. What should she do? She just wants to be on TV! Can Valentine’s Day be saved? By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown. Twisted Holiday Specials SinEaster Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown BlackHearts Day
Book Synopsis Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-08-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 12-year-old Nina is an aspiring supermodel, actress and pop star who has everything going for her. Wealth. A magical scar down the side of her face. A fiance willing to do anything for her. All she needs now is fame. She’s willing to do anything for it. Anything. Even kill for it. After all, she already has. Ordering her new fans around is a thrill, but it’s not all fun and games. She has nightmares sometimes. Because she can’t help but feel she has awakened dark forces. By the author of Malice in Wonderland. Keywords: goth girls, gothic women, goth chicks, models, celebrities, supermodels, books, ebooks Gothic Lolita Series Gothic Lolita Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant
Book Synopsis Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that Ember is no longer a child actor, her fame is waning and she needs a publicity stunt to revive it. So she decides to auction her virginity. But things start going downhill when the cohost of a morning show kills herself after Ember makes her announcement. Days later, Maggy, Ember’s former costar, gets caught up in a sex tape scandal. And on top of that, Ember finds herself in fear of the billionaire who bid the highest in the auction. The stress causes her to struggle with her various addictions. But her greatest addiction is to fame. Is she willing to do what it takes to keep it? Gothic Lolita Series Gothic Lolita Gothic Lolita 2: Heirloom Gothic Lolita 3: Pageant
Book Synopsis SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2013-02-25 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . . Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to. So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two other teenagers are transported to Easter Land. Charlee ponders the teenage girl made out of gummi with huge boobs, and the teenage boy in a wheelchair with an overdeveloped upper body. A black-clad princess informs them that they must compete to decide which of the three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a mysterious man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of the teens' arrival. Some say that in the days of prophesy, SinEaster will destroy Easter. Will Easter go on as usual, or will it be cancelled this year? By the author of Malice in Wonderland and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown. Twisted Holiday Specials SinEaster Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown BlackHearts Day Keywords: free Easter book, holiday special parody
Download or read book Faerie Brace-Face written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this romantic sci fi/fantasy tale, Darren is a human boy who's fallen in love with a fairy girl named Cabby. So when Cabby is forced to wear braces and flees their village as a result, Darren has no choice but to follow the girl he loves, because he never wants to be without her in his life.He finds himself sucked into surreal adventures he hadn't expected, but he endures it all for his beloved Cabby. This book is a treat for your inner child, a fantastical, unapologetically playful fairy story that is always utterly romantic. This book is the first in a trilogy, followed by Revenge of the Faebots, and The Return of Mackenzie. Keywords: dark fairies, faeries, braces
Download or read book MachoPoni written by Lotus Rose and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this "children's book for adults," MachoPoni has no choice but to enter the Dark Kingdom, where the undead ponies roam. He must rescue Dust, the poni he loves from the dark princess's castle, using wit, creativity and his magic bouncy blue ball to survive. A twisted parody of My Little Pony, The Care Bears, and other 80's staples. Warning: contains gore and mild sexual content. Note: The second book in the Poniworld Chronicles is now available for Kindle. It's called Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies. I'm currently working on volumes 3 & 4, tentatively titled My Brootal Poni & Dust in Your Eyes. Hope ya like em!
Book Synopsis Mein Poni-Kampf: Bio of Leader of Nazi Ponies (Poniworld Chronicles #2) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Mein Poni-Kampf: Bio of Leader of Nazi Ponies (Poniworld Chronicles #2) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This second stand-alone volume of the Poniworld Chronicles shifts its attention onto one of the most controversial figures in Poniworld history, Adolf Poni. Follow him as he goes from being a child with a love of dunking cookies in milk to being a murderous adult. Find out how a strawberry milk mustache led to mass murder. This account is humorous and horrific at the same time. For mature audiences. This ain't your little sister's book about Nazi ponies. The events of this book take place several decades before volume 1 of the Poniworld Chronicles, MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. Keywords: Hitler, Nazis The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
Book Synopsis Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4) by : Lotus Rose
Download or read book Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #4) written by Lotus Rose and published by Death Pout. This book was released on 2012-06-15 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My little dominatrix . . . Dust can be such a bitch sometimes. Well, not just sometimes. All the time, but she wants to change. She has to if she ever wants to get back together with Machoponi. But other ponies and the Princess really try her patience sometimes. For one thing, the Dark Princess has decided to go preppy! Seriously, with the sweater tied around her neck and everything. She should be punished. For another thing, Brogene is annoying, as usual. So of course, the Princess sends her on a quest for caulk. But the quest turns into a sexual journey when the Sexual Awakening occurs, in which the repressed sexuality of all the creatures of Poniworld gets unrepressed. Dust starts exploring things, things like pleasure, pain, and punishment. Lots of punishment. But she has her pink Thong of Protection to protect her. (Though at one point she has to have it talked off her.) And she also learns to wield a magical riding crop she gets from a female Nazi she meets. She also meets Strawberry Spit-take, a girl with a spit-take fetish, a rhino in a tutu named Tipsy Gorer who wants to ban cock rock, Ms. Cap-Man, black-and-blueberries and Gardens of Pain! Poniworld is going through changes, and Dust is going through sexual exploration. This book is not for children, but it is not X-rated. More like PG-13. This ain’t your grandma’s erotic book about ponies! The Poniworld Chronicles MachoPoni: A Prance With Death Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption Octopony How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love
